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Saint PetersburgMy Tinder threadBernd2021-01-09 10:03:05 · 6yNo. 106351reply
Okay, here be the dragons.
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AustriaBernd2021-02-14 10:38:43 · 5yNo. 109645reply
Only thing fuckable is Nastya, she got udders.
BerndBernd2021-02-14 23:09:46 · 5yNo. 109694reply
Every thing is fuckable as long as it has natural vagina.
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-15 01:58:47 · 5yNo. 109702reply
>Why hide exact amounts, insecurity again?
Nod really. You could have the amount, but just treated the convo playfully, and not srs.
 
>Doesn't really answer the question.
Again bernd
women === small heda
They like to have fun and feel good, not think things over too much.
 
>But that's the truth, why would I lie? To get pussy, huh? Only cowards and insecure men lie to get pussy.
Not necessarily lie, but not be too blunt. And if you ever get married, you'll be doing that a lot. Always telling your wife how good she looks, even if it isn't 100% true.
 
Just my 2 cents. My advice may or may not work for you or others.
Saint PetersburgBernd2021-05-13 21:20:29 · 5yNo. 114459reply
Bump, kek.

United StatesBernd2021-05-12 07:54:23 · 5yNo. 114379reply
Randomly came across this
GermanyDisgustingBernd2021-05-12 09:05:59 · 5yNo. 114383reply
I just hate piercings, or any metal on human bodies in general.
Tattoos are fine, to a degree.
But piercings? FUCK no.
GermanyBernd2021-05-12 15:34:05 · 5yNo. 114397sagereply
Fuck off!
Why do people feel the need to dox people who have nudes?

NetherlandsEverything is all fucked.Bernd2021-04-08 01:34:52 · 5yNo. 113390reply
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GermanyBernd2021-05-08 21:14:58 · 5yNo. 114252reply
optimism = good
naivety = bad
SloveniaBernd2021-05-08 23:36:00 · 5yNo. 114254reply
same as the difference between bravery and recklessness
AustraliaBernd2021-05-09 01:55:21 · 5yNo. 114268reply
I wonder if we'll get massive blooms of bacteria or algae or whatever.
The city I grew up in had weird shit happen with the water during certain parts of the year. It would change colour and get stinky.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-09 02:16:43 · 5yNo. 114274reply
>Everything is all fucked
 
Always has been bernd

United StatesBernd2021-05-01 21:28:01 · 5yNo. 114006reply
Hello bernd i come asking for a favor cause i am a but a retarded faggot.
I help run a shitty image board called coronachan.me but thats not important.
What is important is that it pisses patch off that it exists. Patch as im sure you know is moonmin from moonchan. Hes been attacking my shitty little image board and myself and there is really nothing i could do about it. His fat gay pedophile ass sits happy without a worry in the world running his imageboard freech.ltd with the psychopath nano. Just sits there jerking off to gay cp playing king of the image boards.
What do i gotta do to convince you to shit all over his good time for me? Would be justice
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United StatesBernd2021-05-03 03:24:34 · 5yNo. 114047reply
Please
New ZealandBernd2021-05-03 12:45:29 · 5yNo. 114058sagereply
>pls I need users
>spams his board on every active smaller imageboard
>board is a big fat mess
United StatesBernd2021-05-03 15:14:30 · 5yNo. 114063reply
Did you even read my fucking thread?
New ZealandBernd2021-05-03 17:21:41 · 5yNo. 114067sagereply
Well for one, not your personal army.
Two, pick fights you can win.
Three, you're a limp wristed faggot.
Four, if you can't beat them, join and subvert them.
Five, get a better hobby.

GermanyBernd2021-04-19 22:02:37 · 5yNo. 113728reply
Nazipedochan going full nazi.
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-21 08:36:26 · 5yNo. 113764reply
How do I stop kc from opening in my miui phone? I want to block it. Its blocked already on pc.

United StatesBernd2021-03-31 18:11:22 · 5yNo. 113126reply
Off topic but;
I was on pornhub like you do, yankin' and i was lookin' at some other videos and i saw a fucking MINECRAFT letsplay as one of the vid's but I forgot the name :\
 
bit short but idc

GermanyBernd2021-03-30 22:11:40 · 5yNo. 113076reply
Seems like she retired. Such a shame. If I was a rich American I would have liked to hire her, in my current situation I would have liked to see more about her online...
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GermanyBernd2021-03-30 22:38:44 · 5yNo. 113086reply
So you had them bookmarked?
GermanyBernd2021-03-30 22:40:31 · 5yNo. 113087reply
Of course you had them bookmarked. Pretty lady with a big bush...
SloveniaBernd2021-03-30 22:43:10 · 5yNo. 113088reply
Nope I found out when trying to google for her pics. And the results still led to her website.
SloveniaBernd2021-03-30 22:44:23 · 5yNo. 113089reply
Bookmarks wouldn't've worked bc she changed the URL too fyi (used to be msrosiewilde.com)

NetherlandsOh yeah!Bernd2021-03-29 01:35:56 · 5yNo. 112942reply

NetherlandsWe're all living in Amerika.Bernd2021-03-29 00:05:26 · 5yNo. 112934reply

NetherlandsBernd2021-03-24 03:17:18 · 5yNo. 112592reply
Met a friend from highschool today.
 
Had not talked to him for a decade.
 
Very interesting conversations about space, space exploration but also anime. We kinda agree on some politics stuff too.
 
I started having feelings for him. Not something special but wonder if I enjoy the company of men.
 
How was your day Bernd?
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NetherlandsBernd2021-03-27 17:24:19 · 5yNo. 112813reply
I've ran out of fucks to give. You sound like a homo. That's really pathetic. Die of AIDS.
GreeceBernd2021-03-27 18:33:20 · 5yNo. 112823reply
Imagine being this schizo, talking to yourself on the internet because you can't accept being a fag
BerndBernd2021-03-28 02:13:14 · 5yNo. 112870reply
No I don't believe you'll find your answer after swallowing the swelling in his nuts, but you could try anal sex after having his salad tossed. I encourage you to use condoms as well.
NetherlandsBernd2021-03-28 12:39:51 · 5yNo. 112897reply
You sound like you know what you are talking about from personal experience
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GermanyBernd2021-03-04 03:25:53 · 5yNo. 111316reply
>open kc.rip
<sperging about a slovenian poster
<advertising for schizo nazi books
<MUH TRADWAIFU LIFESTYLE
>mfw
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GermanyBernd2021-03-05 12:24:42 · 5yNo. 111397reply
I just made the mistake of going to 4kanker. I went to a board I used to frequent and asked a question because people there used to be knowledgeable. Only reply was calling me retarded.
 
I had a look at the rest of the board and it was just flamebait.
NetherlandsBernd2021-03-08 18:39:06 · 5yNo. 111639sagereply
WTF? Get this shit out of out board.
MODS
United StatesBernd2021-03-26 13:02:30 · 5yNo. 112724reply
>privatized so much industry, still allowed the capitalist means of production
What? If you consider them left, at then they're just a fucking pubic hair away from center, if that.
United StatesBernd2021-03-26 13:03:23 · 5yNo. 112725reply
They're certainly more on the authoritarian side than really as right as somebody like Pinochet, but I'd be remiss to call them that much of leftists.

NetherlandsBernd2021-03-25 10:51:19 · 5yNo. 112648reply
Told a Ukrainian girl I wanted to marry her. Her and her parents agreed.
 
Then I woke up.
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NetherlandsBernd2021-03-25 17:36:57 · 5yNo. 112669reply
Greentext?
GermanyBernd2021-03-25 18:05:36 · 5yNo. 112676reply
Now that you mention it I dreamt I assassinated some government officials with a grenade.
NetherlandsBernd2021-03-26 09:30:07 · 5yNo. 112721reply
Did they deserve it?
GermanyBernd2021-03-26 11:29:05 · 5yNo. 112722reply
I don't know. I just remember that one person survived and I knew them personally. Nobody who would have business with important national leaders.

NetherlandsMisogyny threadBernd2021-03-20 12:54:16 · 5yNo. 112337reply
I used to be deeply involved with women but as of last year I've completely dehumanised them in my head. I only speak ironically or formally with them, I don't sexualise them apart from when I watch porn which is increasingly less-female and I don't have any female platonic friends.
 
I don't actively hate them, sometimes I fantasize about raping one of them but I don't really care about them a lot and I wouldn't be unhappy if I didn't leave any children behind.
 
It's not specifically MGTOW, but I have started to cut women out from my base necessities. Like when I walk in the street, I rarely look at or notice cute women. I look straight in front of me, most times, or stare them right in the eyes to make them uncomfortable.
 
What about you Bernd? Am I just a fox who's lamenting sour grapes?
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SloveniaBernd2021-03-20 21:51:58 · 5yNo. 112385reply
FinlandBernd2021-03-22 02:22:51 · 5yNo. 112477reply
BerndBernd2021-03-22 03:14:48 · 5yNo. 112479reply
I WANT TO MARRY THE BEAUTIFIL BLONDE MILF LIBRARIAN I RARELY SEE AT THE LIBWARY
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
FinlandBernd2021-03-26 01:26:09 · 5yNo. 112714reply
The sun
Bright, bold, clear, unchanging,
The masculine principle.
 
The moon,
Mysterious, shape-shifting, temperamental,
The feminine principle.
 
No sexism is implied here,
For both principles exist in both sexes,
In each one of us.
 
The sun is Shiva,
is the Lord,
The Father,
He is Awareness,
Brahman,
Stillness,
That-which-never-changes.
 
The moon is Shakti,
is the divine Goddess,
the Holy Spirit,
The phenomena that appear in awareness,
Maya,
Wisdom,
That which is ever-changing.
 
The moon’s light depends on the Sun’s
and cannot exist without it,
and Shakti emanates from Shiva,
and cannot exist without Him.
 
But there is no Shiva without Shakti:
They are one and the same,
the differentiation between them being only conceptual,
imaginary:
Divine mystical union,
Yoga,
Religion.
 
In Dzogchen the union is called cognising awareness,
or knowing spaciousness;
The spaciousness is samatha, Shiva,
The knowingness is vipashyana, Shakti.
 
All this mystical symbolism,
This esoteric terminology,
All just to describe Life,
All just to describe ordinary everyday experience,
All just to describe you,
As you already are.

GermanyBernd2021-03-25 14:01:06 · 5yNo. 112658reply
FUCKFUCKFUCK IM TRYING TO FIND A FEW COZY MINS TO MASTURBATE BUT MY PARENTS KEEP ENTERING MY ROOM ASKING ME TO DO SHIT
 
AND ITS ALWAYS LIKE "BEEEEEEERND!!!" *opens door* "COME OUT AND HELP ME WOTH X" *doesnt close door*
 
AND THEN IM NAKED IN BED AND NEED TO FIND A WAY TO GET DRESSED UNDER MY BLANKET FUCKKKKK I SHOULDNT HAVE COME HERE DURING HOME OFFICE I WANT TO COOM SO HARD RN JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE ALREADY
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BerndBernd2021-03-25 18:56:23 · 5yNo. 112679reply
That feel is somewhat known. you really dont have much privacy with parents.
GermanyBernd2021-03-25 20:12:10 · 5yNo. 112683reply
Just shout: "NOT NOW MOM! I'M MASTURBATING!"
GermanyBernd2021-03-25 20:38:31 · 5yNo. 112688reply
Sounds like it is time for an intervention. Gather your parents and talk about your needs and how they could give you more space and privacy.
United StatesBernd2021-03-25 21:44:21 · 5yNo. 112694reply
They can either call on you less and give you some leniency or start doing it on purpose and shaming you if they're prudish dicks. If they're the latter, than being in the same house as them was your first mistake.
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