Celebrated friends birthday yesterday, was epic sauna and fun, but today I have constant exploding diarrhea, ass hurts and I must use the cuntphone (pillupuhelin) to wash my ass to avoid further damage
Back in the day, when people were starting having fire in their caves or whatever, how popular it was among teenagers to fart in the fire as a form of
3. social domination.
I biked 30 km 3 days ago and still didn't take a shower
feelin very dirty and smellin epic style. memes into reality
two hot chicks gave me a flirty smile when I wuz outside 50 mins ago taking a night walk but I felt too subhuman for their level because of I didnt shower so I pass them without gibing any respond
thanaks for reading my blog, my fellow african-american friend. I really disgusted by it I hope you enjoyed