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GermanyAMERICAN CULTURE THREADBernd2021-08-26 10:14:46 · 5yNo. 121326reply
 
Joey dropped another banger.
I wonder how many people already broke their bones doing this challenge.

BerndBernd2021-08-25 13:43:49 · 5yNo. 121228reply
I have no social life and used to go on imageboards to cope. But I honestly can't stand 4kanker or kohl anymore and this board isn't really hitting the spot, either. What am I supposed to do?
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BerndBernd2021-08-25 14:54:34 · 5yNo. 121236reply
I'm literally mentally ill and can't finish my uni work because of social deprivation.
NorwayBernd2021-08-25 15:35:20 · 5yNo. 121238reply
read books and learn and study
also go outside
RussiaBernd2021-08-25 22:31:04 · 5yNo. 121266reply
You are fucked, only darkness awaits ahead.
Germanyserious adviceBernd2021-08-25 22:47:41 · 5yNo. 121270reply
well, if kyssing isn't an option, go grab a music instrument, practise hard* for 3-6 months and go meet people at jam sessions.
Picking a small one that is easy to carry around with you is always a good idea.
Also, usually musicians are super chill people and even for some former bullied, antisocial, depressed nerd it wasn't awkward at all around them.
 
My guitar literally is my portal to social life. Tomorrow evening I will likely hang out alone with 3 grills outsides to sing and strum some cowboy chords.
 
 
If this works for me, it will work for you too.
 
\*Practising hard means at LEAST 1h/day

United StatesBernd2021-08-23 23:34:04 · 5yNo. 121080reply
What would you do in the Corn Palace, Bernd?
RussiaBernd2021-08-24 05:55:56 · 5yNo. 121108reply
Eat ans burger
United StatesBernd2021-08-25 18:28:12 · 5yNo. 121240reply
I actually went there once. It was pretty interesting. I was pretty young and I got a plushie of that corn statue there.
GermanyBernd2021-08-25 21:03:33 · 5yNo. 121250reply
What can you do there?

BerndBernd2021-08-23 16:19:56 · 5yNo. 121014reply
I just had a stressful social interaction (bydlo groundskeeper) and now I need to calm my nerves for a moment until I can do anything else.
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BerndBernd2021-08-23 16:30:06 · 5yNo. 121018reply
I really wish to have a stressful situation with bydlo
I want to have an excuse to snap and maim someone on accident in self defense
BerndBernd2021-08-23 16:30:41 · 5yNo. 121019reply
Weirdest part was me saying "thank you" at the end after he helped me and then he replied angrily "not for this!".
FinlandBernd2021-08-23 16:53:25 · 5yNo. 121021reply
 
It is he who has the assburgers
New ZealandBernd2021-08-23 17:18:20 · 5yNo. 121030reply
D-g do I ever love bydlo yelling at me.
I was once out walking for cough syrup and a bydlo family yelled at me "There goes the king of <insert former city I lived in> and I laughed while waving back!" Top Canadian midwinter banter.
Or the market bydlo in Laos or Cambodia that would catcall me always brightened me up.
Op needs to harden the fuck up a bit.

GermanyBernd2021-02-16 10:12:42 · 5yNo. 109965reply
What are your feelings about pictures of naked women?
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New ZealandBernd2021-07-16 21:48:45 · 5yNo. 117528sagereply
You're normally not this thorny of a shitposter.
United StatesBernd2021-07-18 12:48:50 · 5yNo. 117561reply
Boobs
United KingdomBernd2021-07-18 12:52:15 · 5yNo. 117562reply
That would be an ecumenical matter
CzechiaBernd2021-08-22 23:59:27 · 5yNo. 120915reply
feels good

BerndBernd2021-08-20 16:04:08 · 5yNo. 120624reply
>My favourite Star Trek character
BerndBernd2021-08-21 07:19:50 · 5yNo. 120652reply
i literally hate him
BerndBernd2021-08-21 07:25:21 · 5yNo. 120653reply
BerndBernd2021-08-21 10:46:17 · 5yNo. 120674reply
hes too ugly for star trek

BerndBernd2021-08-20 15:41:58 · 5yNo. 120622reply
These people have worms in their brain.
GermanyBernd2021-08-20 15:45:44 · 5yNo. 120623reply
>implying they have brains
FinlandBernd2021-08-20 16:33:14 · 5yNo. 120625sagereply
he's right you know
BerndBernd2021-08-20 20:00:12 · 5yNo. 120634sagereply
these people = OP

BerndBernd2021-08-19 20:41:53 · 5yNo. 120551reply
My new waifu.
r8
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United StatesBernd2021-08-19 22:15:55 · 5yNo. 120570reply
I like girls :3
❤️
RussiaBernd2021-08-19 23:03:20 · 5yNo. 120579reply
generic
BerndBernd2021-08-19 23:04:00 · 5yNo. 120580reply
>hairy armpits
cute
FinlandBernd2021-08-20 01:44:05 · 5yNo. 120588reply
really gross

GermanyBernd2021-08-15 19:24:46 · 5yNo. 120071reply
Why did kohl turn anti-porn? Was it just the influx of /pol/-tards? And why are they against porn?
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GermanyBernd2021-08-18 20:22:51 · 5yNo. 120446reply
i get you though in my years of inceldom i visited hentaiheaven too
FinlandBernd2021-08-18 22:53:37 · 5yNo. 120462reply
 
It always turns into spam instead of being a delicate pornpost now and then. It starts off as a minor thing, but then coomers spam it, and the site will not have much else content.
GermanyBernd2021-08-19 19:03:08 · 5yNo. 120525reply
Complaining about "coomers" is such a /pol/ thing to do.
FinlandBernd2021-08-19 19:29:31 · 5yNo. 120531sagereply
 
Never been to /pol/. Coomers are just pathetic addicts who bring no value to a discussion, they are obsessed with only one subject. It is not needed.

GermanyBernd2021-08-18 20:02:15 · 5yNo. 120437reply
I'm the most important poster on this website tbh. When I post a lot, total posts increase because there is something to respond to. When I don't post, I return 12 hours later and there have been no other posts.
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GermanyBernd2021-08-18 21:15:01 · 5yNo. 120452reply
>I have no significance for any website on entire internet
nah man, bernd.group is still so small that everyone here counts
 
keep posting bro v_V
BerndBernd2021-08-18 22:09:37 · 5yNo. 120456reply
I hope the new matrix movie will be good.
BerndBernd2021-08-18 22:42:50 · 5yNo. 120457reply
based af, also true. you are the last pillar and a backbone of bg
pic = you
FinlandBernd2021-08-18 22:46:43 · 5yNo. 120459reply
 
It will be a letdown, infa 110%. It will be just another one of those movies ruined by militant social justice trash that will make the plot suck.

BerndBernd2021-08-16 23:36:02 · 5yNo. 120301reply
I just masturbated for about 6-7 hours.
GermanyBernd2021-08-16 23:53:15 · 5yNo. 120304reply
Brazil?
New ZealandBernd2021-08-17 06:11:54 · 5yNo. 120312reply
Meth?
BerndBernd2021-08-17 12:19:53 · 5yNo. 120328reply
Brazil + Meth?

GermanyBernd2021-08-06 20:33:09 · 5yNo. 119138reply
>Do you mind if I smoke?
 
Has Bernd ever been asked this and answered yes? In fact I do mind very much, but haven't dared to say so.
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-07 23:12:31 · 5yNo. 119257reply
No, I'm on a working holiday visa and working odd jobs while staying in a hostel.
It's alright but I currently suffer listening to islander music. I work with islanders, I cohabitate with islanders, I maybe talk two or three sentences of proper English to *nglos a week.
United StatesBernd2021-08-16 14:40:06 · 5yNo. 120172reply
>one of them work-study programs
how grammatically sad
GermanyBernd2021-08-16 14:46:27 · 5yNo. 120179reply
RussiaBernd2021-08-16 19:47:16 · 5yNo. 120219reply
I usually ask "no smoking here, right?" Typical answer is "ermm y-yes".

GermanyBernd2021-08-15 17:08:50 · 5yNo. 120040reply
I just can't get this heart piece ;=;
GermanyBernd2021-08-15 17:16:29 · 5yNo. 120041reply
nvm Bernd is 200 IQ
RussiaBernd2021-08-15 17:27:33 · 5yNo. 120042reply
are you playing japanese version or screen not yours? speedruning or somethin?
GermanyBernd2021-08-15 17:41:35 · 5yNo. 120044reply
>speedruning or somethin?
no, i learned the language when I was a kid and when I play games I choose this language to not forget it
 
The Legend of Zelda - Skyward Sword - This game is truly amazing btw.
Even some old gamer who got bored of most games and almost quit gaming can enjoy it, there are so many cool and interesting gameplay tricks and mechanics.
 
It also runs like a charm on Yuzu (except for the opening cutscene).
It's a 9/10 recommendation.

BerndBernd2021-08-14 09:56:30 · 5yNo. 119867reply
Why would someone pose for a picture like this?
RussiaBernd2021-08-14 11:57:15 · 5yNo. 119874reply
cuz whores
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