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United StatesGet Banned threadBernd2023-12-03 02:55:18 · 3yNo. 295230sagereply
If anybody wants to get Banned, comment below.⬇️
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GermanyBernd2026-10-22 18:34:49 · 3hNo. 366642reply
Maybe the Austrian Painter Adolf H. Was Correct.
CanadaBernd2026-10-22 18:36:13 · 3hNo. 366643reply
What does the fox say?
The NetherlandsBernd2026-10-22 18:41:16 · 3hNo. 366644reply
Welcome to Hades...(cough cough)i meant Welcome to the Dystopia. Books such as 1984 are banned literature here by the way. Now get back to work.
CaliforniaBernd2026-10-22 18:50:56 · 3hNo. 366645reply
Old-fashioned curses, profane substitutions, and historical insults include a mix of religious minced oaths, medieval terms, and Shakespearean jabs: [1] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistory/comments/qb89kd/what_were_historical_insults_and_swear_words/), [2] (https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/swear-words-0017538), [3] (https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-examples-of-old-fashioned-cuss-swear-words-and-their-meanings)
 
Minced Oaths (Religious Substitutions)
 
• Gadzooks: A 17th-century exclamation derived from "God’s hooks" (referring to Christ's crucifixion nails).
• Bejabbers: An Irish-origin substitute used instead of "by Jesus".
• Consarn / Consarn you: A 19th-century rural American soft substitute for "God damn".
• Tarnation: A mild exclamation and shortening used in place of "damnation".
• By the great horn spoon: A classic Western United States expression used instead of "by God".
• Zooterkins / Zounds: 17th-century expressions of shock or anger coming from "God's wounds". [1] (https://greatbigstory.com/ten-old-fashioned-profanities/), [2] (https://matadornetwork.com/life/21-amazing-forgotten-curse-words-need-bring-back/), [3] (https://theweek.com/articles/466276/10-oldfashioned-swears-spice-cussin), [4] (https://www.mentalfloss.com/language/words/10-old-fashioned-swears-spice-your-cussin), [5] (https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-examples-of-old-fashioned-cuss-swear-words-and-their-meanings)
 
Shakespearean & Early Modern Insults
 
• Bedswerver: A term coined by William Shakespeare in The Winter's Tale to describe an adulterer or cheater.
• Fustilarian: An insult used by Falstaff in Shakespeare's Henry IV, Part 2 to describe a messy, overweight person.
• Scullion: A low-status kitchen servant used as a general term for a contemptible, dirty person.
• Cullion: A 16th-to-17th-century term for a base, worthless person (or a testicle).
• Tosspot: An old word for a heavy drinker, bumbling drunk, or sot. [1] (https://www.facebook.com/ancientoriginsweb/videos/14-old-swear-words-that-should-totally-make-a-comeback-part-1/584798724573643/), [2] (https://www.listenandlearn.org/blog/old-english-swear-words-origins/), [3] (https://matadornetwork.com/life/21-amazing-forgotten-curse-words-need-bring-back/), [4] (https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/swear-words-0017538), [5] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistory/comments/qb89kd/what_were_historical_insults_and_swear_words/), [6] (https://greatbigstory.com/ten-old-fashioned-profanities/)
 
Victorian & Archaic Slang
 
• Zounderkite: A Victorian-era term used to call someone a clumsy idiot.
• Fopdoodle: An 18th-to-19th-century word for an insignificant, foolish, or silly person.
• Smellfungus: A term popularized by Laurence Sterne to describe a chronic complainer, whiner, or killjoy.
• Rantallion: An 18th-century vulgar slang word for a man with disproportionate anatomy.
• Bescumber: An early 20th-century/archaic verb meaning to spray or cover with dung. [1] (https://www.facebook.com/ancientoriginsweb/videos/14-old-swear-words-that-should-totally-make-a-comeback-part-1/584798724573643/), [2] (https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/swear-words-0017538), [3] (https://matadornetwork.com/life/21-amazing-forgotten-curse-words-need-bring-back/)
If you want to focus on a specific era—like Old English, Shakespearean, or the Wild West—let me know and I can give you a deeper list from that time period.
Old German insults, curses, and whimsical pejoratives often rely on quirky compound words, animal comparisons, or historical occupational quirks rather than pure profanity. [1] (https://www.learngermanonline.org/german-curse-words/), [2] (https://tandem.net/blog/german-insults), [3] (https://www.facebook.com/superangrygerman/posts/german-insults-weird-witty-and-surprisingly-specific-which-is-your-favourite-sup/122185579898744416/)
 
Classic & Whimsical German Insults
 
• Der Lackaffe – A show-off or dandy (literally "varnish monkey")
• Die Arschgeige – A useless or foolish person (literally "butt violin")
• Der Armleuchter – A bonehead or knucklehead (literally "chandelier")
• Der Schweinehund – A vile or lazy scoundrel (literally "pig-dog")
• Der Backpfeifengesicht – Someone with a face that desperately needs a slap
• Der Korinthenkacker – A pedantic nitpicker (literally "raisin-shitter")
• Die Trantüte – A slow, lifeless person (literally "slow whale-blubber bag")
• Der Piefke – A derogatory term used by Austrians for a German person
• Der Rotzlöffel – A bratty child (literally "snot-spoon")
• Der Erbsenzähler – A bean-counter or overly meticulous person [1] (https://tandem.net/blog/german-insults), [2] (https://www.facebook.com/superangrygerman/posts/german-insults-weird-witty-and-surprisingly-specific-which-is-your-favourite-sup/122185579898744416/), [3] (https://www.learngermanonline.org/german-curse-words/)
 
Traditional Expletives & Curses
 
• Leck mich am Arsch – The classic "kiss my ass" (historically famous from Goethe's play Götz von Berlichingen)
• Himmeldonnerwetter! – An old-fashioned, booming exclamation of anger or surprise (literally "sky-thunder-weather")
• Himmelherrgott! – A traditional religious oath/curse invoking God
• Kruzifix! – A southern German/Bavarian Catholic exclamation of frustration
• Geh zum Teufel! – "Go to the devil!" (Go to hell) [1] (https://www.reddit.com/r/German/comments/1fae7v6/please_teach_me_some_german_swear_words/), [2] (https://lingvist.com/course/learn-german-online/resources/german-curse-words/), [3] (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPgb8WNCIFL/?hl=en), [4] (https://vidalingua.com/german-swear-words), [5] (https://www.learngermanonline.org/german-curse-words/)
If you want to focus on a specific region (like Bavarian or Swiss dialect) or a particular time period (such as Middle High German), let me know and I can provide more specialized terms.

United StatesBernd2026-01-29 02:25:37 · 9mnNo. 355352reply
This is a Thread made for anyone that has anything to say to the Texas Mod called Gaytex. Such as Suggestion,Tips,Complaints and such.
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United StatesBernd2026-09-30 00:25:30 · 3wNo. 365924reply
Peace ✌️ ☮️
United KingdomBernd2026-09-30 18:36:08 · 3wNo. 365947reply
Tombraider looking mofo 😫
United StatesBernd2026-10-01 00:04:12 · 3wNo. 365957reply
Boo-boom, boo-boom, boo-boom
Boo-boom, boo-boom, boo-boom
Boo-boom, boo-boom, boo-boom
Boo-boom, boo-boom
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a 54 convertible to light blue
I'll wait up for you, dear (boo-boom, boo-boom, boo-boom)
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight (boo-boom, boo-boom)
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year, I could be just as good
If you'll check off my Christmas list
(Boo-boom, boo-boom)
Santa baby, I wanna yacht (boo-boom, boo-boom)
And really that's not a lot (boo-boom, boo-boom)
Been an angel all year (boo-boom, boo-boom)
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight (boo-boom, boo-boom)
Santa honey, one little thing I really need
The deed to a platinum mine
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
(Boo-boom, boo-boom, boo-boom)
Santa baby forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean on the phone
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight
United StatesBernd2026-10-01 02:02:09 · 3wNo. 365960reply
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
May the rain fall softly on your fields.
And until we meet again.
May you keep safe. Slán abhaile.

UkraineWHY?Bernd2026-06-17 22:27:15 · 4mnNo. 361797reply
ARE YOU SANE?
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FranceBernd2026-07-17 16:03:43 · 3mnNo. 363284reply
That's a matter of opinion
United StatesBernd2026-07-17 16:32:23 · 3mnNo. 363287reply
The General consensus is...YeS
GermanyBernd2026-09-23 17:10:02 · 4wNo. 365720reply
Jä
The NetherlandsBernd2026-09-23 17:18:21 · 4wNo. 365727reply
Why does it matter?

United StatesDisgruntled BerndBernd2026-04-16 15:50:07 · 6mnNo. 358586reply
This IB is become almost unusable because of the autoban system that's been set up,falsely bans users sometimes. 0 out of 10 stars review.
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United StatesBernd2026-08-27 01:54:38 · 2mnNo. 364724reply
No titty pics? ;(
CanadaBernd2026-09-04 21:51:53 · 2mnNo. 365125sagereply
What the actual fuck? Am I shadow banned or something?
GermanyBernd2026-09-05 05:17:09 · 2mnNo. 365139reply
Hello, i can read you.
United KingdomBernd2026-09-06 18:23:03 · 2mnNo. 365193reply
Nah,probably just your shitty internet

United StatesBernd2026-08-12 02:31:27 · 2mnNo. 364295reply
Why is CP getting through? Just seen some today on here. Took over a few hours before being taken down. Tweak the autoban filter or something jeez.
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QuebecBernd2026-08-17 03:39:02 · 2mnNo. 364388reply
Yes,we've been monitoring his online activity for the last several years and it is quite disturbing to say the least.
United KingdomBernd2026-08-17 04:20:51 · 2mnNo. 364400reply
Seen some cp earlier today also, not good....
HungaryBernd2026-08-17 18:22:58 · 2mnNo. 364414reply
I'm adminning two other chans already and I'm deleting cp spam or updating our automod each day. Plus often have to argue with schizos, sociopaths, and autists. Or running about DMCA claims and whatnot. I'm well supplied with work, I can't volunteer for another chan, no matter if it is krautchan related.
With my "don't sweat it" suggestion I wanted to say you shouldn't be nervous about it. Sure it's good if it sits as little time as possible on the site, but the main thing is that it gets removed regularly and reliably.
United StatesBernd2026-08-21 02:43:40 · 2mnNo. 364497reply
💀

FinlandBernd2026-08-05 20:03:01 · 3mnNo. 364087reply
why the fug am i banned
United StatesBernd2026-08-05 21:38:28 · 3mnNo. 364090reply
Probably autobanned by mistake?
CanadaBernd2026-08-06 09:26:04 · 3mnNo. 364108reply
Because you posted cp?
TexasBernd2026-08-06 14:14:15 · 3mnNo. 364111reply
I don’t know which one you are so I just unbanned everyone from yesterday.
 
>why the fug am i banned
Probably this

The NetherlandsGaytexBernd2026-03-29 02:44:17 · 7mnNo. 357718reply
Bros down bad for a krautdog it seems since he keeps saying benis
United StatesBernd2026-03-29 02:49:57 · 7mnNo. 357722reply
TexasBernd2026-03-29 03:18:38 · 7mnNo. 357737reply
Benis
CanadaBernd2026-05-07 01:42:16 · 6mnNo. 359146reply
G@y

GermanyAdmin?Bernd2026-04-12 01:38:17 · 6mnNo. 358525reply
Bo? Are you considering replacing the mods entirely now with that autoban thing now?
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United StatesBernd2026-04-16 15:33:03 · 6mnNo. 358582reply
Yes. Ban ID is 4885. abuse#3.Autoban abuse#3 for 365 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes and 0 seconds, user #1243859
GermanyBernd2026-04-16 18:49:22 · 6mnNo. 358596reply
What did you posted?
United StatesBernd2026-04-16 18:59:39 · 6mnNo. 358597reply
Nvm,seems it's been lifted, I was just posting some images on /Int/ on that one thread and then got a ban notification. I don't get how it's abuse though anyways.
GermanyBernd2026-04-16 19:30:55 · 6mnNo. 358598reply
Create a perma account some checks are passed for older accouts.

MexicoBernd2022-06-07 22:34:03 · 4yNo. 164252reply
My thread was just a bait(and a pretty obvious one).. I don't support paedophilia under any means. So, can be unbanned and go back to my usual non-pedo baits?
Thanks.
United StatesBernd2026-04-11 16:23:18 · 6mnNo. 358516reply
Proof?

TexasBernd2026-01-25 05:58:36 · 9mnNo. 355088reply
The person who is reporting my threads better stop before you gay banned for “abusing the report button”
 
“Porn” is not a vailed reason to remove a thread or get banned. What do you want me to do ban myself? STOP REPORTING THE MOD’S OWN THREADS!
 
I can’t ban you because you seem to change IPs however you know who you are, please I don’t like giving bans to good people. Please don’t abuse the repot button.
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FranceBernd2026-01-30 18:43:29 · 9mnNo. 355643reply
As Dead as this IB is,your departure will be sometime in the next year or so. Good riddance to ya.
United StatesBernd2026-03-27 18:14:20 · 7mnNo. 357593reply
Seems like that time has almost arrived
CanadaBernd2026-03-29 02:14:24 · 7mnNo. 357706reply
GermanyBernd2026-03-29 02:39:40 · 7mnNo. 357717reply
>Penis

Colombiawhy?Bernd2023-12-17 00:31:28 · 3yNo. 296438reply
Why moderation ban >>296242 just is a spaniard programmer, and not ban BBC spam of /HS.
 
Under the logic of ban both should be banned, explain his ban schizomod just ban post that he dont like.
 
Please fix /HS board.
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United StatesBernd2026-01-28 05:06:03 · 9mnNo. 355262reply
Fun times
TurkeyBernd2026-01-30 07:49:34 · 9mnNo. 355590reply
"Sighs"
TexasBernd2026-01-30 16:28:10 · 9mnNo. 355641reply
When did you say this? Dose this still hold true?
AzerbaijanBernd2026-01-30 18:47:34 · 9mnNo. 355644reply
Apparently not a bannable offense,proxy fag here :P

QuebecHappy Early New YearsBernd2025-12-30 02:43:11 · 10mnNo. 353065reply
Happy Early New Years Bernds,will 2026 be good or bad?...let's find out.
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United StatesBernd2026-01-10 11:14:58 · 10mnNo. 354137reply
Welcome to the new year
HungaryBernd2026-01-10 17:50:51 · 10mnNo. 354147reply
Happy Late New Years?
CanadaBernd2026-01-14 19:15:30 · 9mnNo. 354386reply
Practicing for BOs schnitzel i presume.
TurkeyBernd2026-01-30 07:53:24 · 9mnNo. 355592reply
It's been fine

United StatesFarewellBernd2025-05-12 21:21:52 · 1yNo. 341040reply
Hey Texas Mod my Friend,just letting you know I'm going to take a break from this imageboard for a while and probably the internet in general. Might come back, might not. Anyways it was a good time on here mostly, had fun with you and the rest of the gang, so long Tex,Uruguayo,Bo,Colombian and the rest of you Friends.
Peace out ✌️
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United StatesBernd2026-01-04 07:33:29 · 10mnNo. 353565reply
My life has gotten worse since started lurking on IBs such as 4chan back in 2017 to present. Maybe I should get off the internet in general for a while.
United StatesBernd2026-01-04 07:35:58 · 10mnNo. 353566reply
Shit dude,since 2013 my life has been hell irl,the internet isn't helping.
JapanBernd2026-01-28 16:06:14 · 9mnNo. 355297reply
"Kisses"
🍺
4chan probably
Good bye Bernd
CaliforniaBernd2026-01-28 16:56:45 · 9mnNo. 355314reply
Manola,Manolita,Glaz. Take your Meds Schizo

KuwaitBernd2025-08-01 13:37:24 · 1yNo. 345747reply
why did i get a bad request while posting? am i banned or some shit?
GermanyBernd2025-08-07 11:58:42 · 1yNo. 346175reply
No loli
NetherlandsBernd2026-01-20 16:25:27 · 9mnNo. 354847reply
🤷‍♂️
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