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Bernd 2021-10-20 01:30:43 ⋅ 1d No. 125105

Yo man, checking in with you fast cats to update my fetid blog about the troubles hounding me, catch? My mum signed a will back in 02' to sign me off to her Jehovah's Witness sis if she passed away if I was a minor. Problem is, boys, that another will hasn't made itself known without entering the estate. The cop that's been emailing me told me I'm good as gold to jump in, yo but this guy ain't a lawyer, he works for big brother you know. His job is to nab sleuthing tramps like me to feed the penitentiaries more of those lucrative tax bucks. The landlord, bless her wrinkly heart, has told me I can quarantine in there. Two weeks I'll be stuck seeing nobody and who's gonna get me food? I don't know a single living or dead soul in the area. The executrix, my estranged aunty, hasn't been in contact yet. My gut tells me she'll sell the booty in the estate and toss me into the fire from the pan I'm crackling in at the moment. Mumsy's former lawyer and friend gave some some advice, and if the current executrix relinquishes her seat on the throne, she'll be next in line. Good lady, very gilfy, quite smart, not sure if I can trust her or even myself at the moment. By d-g. I'm going back to Canadia on Sunday, ripping out of NZ after nearly two and a half years and it could be a courthouse I'll be skittering my pungent feet to. I gots to call my estranged old man to see if he'll house some of the weighing belongings I still got or sell my junk or toss it in a skip. Is this not what life is all about? [spoiler]I want to fucking choke myself with this, cause I know I'm breaking the law either way and may just sell the entire estate without permission and fuck off to British Columbia. Worse if there's a new will that impedes me even further.[/spoiler] Peace.

Bernd 2021-10-20 06:39:28 ⋅ 19h No. 125121

>>125108 This. Also breaking a law and leaving to another wect controlled cunt is a bad idea.

Bernd 2021-10-20 07:44:23 ⋅ 18h No. 125124

Can't you stop trying to constantly scam everyone around you? Criminal drama queen light mode.

Bernd 2021-10-20 08:05:02 ⋅ 17h No. 125125

The plot thickens

Bernd 2021-10-21 00:47:09 ⋅ 58m No. 125167

>>125121 >>125124 I'm not trying to grift anyone. What needs to be sorted has to be done before I lose the estate by absence or forfeiture from the executrix. It's kinda crummy how I have a deadline and can't fulfill it due to legal boundaries.

Bernd 2021-10-20 19:48:50 ⋅ 5h No. 125151

SMS >You got's an covids, pls call the dogdor Lel that the real sms I got today.

Bernd 2021-10-20 19:49:31 ⋅ 5h No. 125152

I think that's the revenge for the goose

Bernd 2021-10-20 20:22:45 ⋅ 5h No. 125154

tell your dogdor about bernd.group

Bernd 2021-10-20 23:27:52 ⋅ 2h No. 125164

Are you going to die to death.

Bernd 2021-10-21 00:44:07 ⋅ 1h No. 125166

But who was phone?

Pimp my ride

Bernd 2021-10-20 22:52:40 ⋅ 2h No. 125161

I pimp my scooterino

Bernd 2021-10-20 23:17:38 ⋅ 2h No. 125162

I pimp my e-bike

Bernd 2021-10-20 23:36:10 ⋅ 2h No. 125165

Scooterino is pimped, my friend.

The Board

Bernd 2021-10-20 02:26:07 ⋅ 23h No. 125113

Is it deda

Bernd 2021-10-20 02:33:02 ⋅ 23h No. 125115

clearly not

Bernd 2021-10-20 19:13:52 ⋅ 6h No. 125147

>>125113 no, just slow

Bernd 2021-10-20 22:50:59 ⋅ 2h No. 125160

very

Bernd 2021-10-20 23:27:47 ⋅ 2h No. 125163

its dont

Bernd 2020-09-08 11:24:02 ⋅ 1y No. 101601

official kot thread

Bernd 2021-10-14 21:21:11 ⋅ 6d No. 124792

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Bernd 2021-10-20 22:09:05 ⋅ 3h No. 125158

Bernd 2021-10-20 22:46:03 ⋅ 2h No. 125159

Bernd 2021-10-16 19:57:55 ⋅ 4d No. 124957

Russia take her back please. She gives me more pain than Stalingrad.

Bernd 2021-10-16 23:13:16 ⋅ 4d No. 124984

>>124983 t. horny boomer

Bernd 2021-10-17 07:23:14 ⋅ 3d No. 124992

>>124983 tranny looking old hag you are out of your mind

Bernd 2021-10-17 09:10:47 ⋅ 3d No. 124996

>She gives me more pain than Stalingrad. >Most of her music hurts my ears Uh-oh, I'm really sorry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJieuLaFWeI

Bernd 2021-10-20 21:22:33 ⋅ 4h No. 125157

>>124992 >tranny looking old hag t. pic

Bernd 2021-10-08 10:56:50 ⋅ 1w No. 124366

What is the best kind of tea? I am thinking of buying "russian blend", I wonder if the money goes to President Putin of Rus or not.

Bernd 2021-10-14 21:41:01 ⋅ 6d No. 124797

>>124366 Tea is for old ladies and college girls.

Bernd 2021-10-14 22:04:36 ⋅ 6d No. 124800

>>124797 Careful with your words young man.

Bernd 2021-10-20 19:19:05 ⋅ 6h No. 125150

>>124797 bad opinion

Bernd 2021-10-20 20:23:31 ⋅ 5h No. 125156

>>125150 >bad wrong

Bernd 2021-10-20 15:32:48 ⋅ 10h No. 125140

Na Bernd, ist dein Körper bereit für das Jahrtausendsturmtief (((Ignatz))) das morgen die BRiD verwüsten wird? Nagele am Besten die Fenster zu und verstecke dich im Keller...

Bernd 2021-10-20 15:35:57 ⋅ 10h No. 125141

NEET Bernd macht weiter bis wie her.

Bernd 2021-10-20 17:34:48 ⋅ 8h No. 125142

gar kein bock bernd will fahrrad fahren

Bernd 2021-10-20 19:57:36 ⋅ 5h No. 125153

>>125142 >morgen fahrrad fahren

Bernd 2021-10-16 14:09:26 ⋅ 4d No. 124936

I bought 10g of silver haze in roermond Coffeeshops yesterday and it's all fucking brixxed and 100€ wasted how do I cope berns

Bernd 2021-10-20 18:13:55 ⋅ 7h No. 125143

>>125005 Brixxed=gestreckt

Bernd 2021-10-20 18:36:35 ⋅ 7h No. 125144

wait what you have legal weed shops in germany?

Bernd 2021-10-20 19:10:30 ⋅ 6h No. 125146

>>125144 >Roermond If it were in Germany, it'd be named Rurmünde.

Bernd 2021-10-20 19:16:12 ⋅ 6h No. 125149

>>125146 ah i see

Bernd 2021-10-19 14:32:28 ⋅ 1d No. 125090

Fuck the goose

Bernd 2021-10-20 09:42:04 ⋅ 16h No. 125130

>>125129 t. city boy

Bernd 2021-10-20 12:54:34 ⋅ 12h No. 125137

>>125129 killing is ain't fair but somebody gotta do it

Bernd 2021-10-20 14:06:13 ⋅ 11h No. 125138

>>125129 Normal part of life, nothing special.

Bernd 2021-10-20 19:14:06 ⋅ 6h No. 125148

I'm hoongry now, thanks