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New Zealand Bernd 2021-10-20 01:30:43 ⋅ 1d No. 125105
Yo man, checking in with you fast cats to update my fetid blog about the troubles hounding me, catch? My mum signed a will back in 02' to sign me off to her Jehovah's Witness sis if she passed away if I was a minor. Problem is, boys, that another will hasn't made itself known without entering the estate. The cop that's been emailing me told me I'm good as gold to jump in, yo but this guy ain't a lawyer, he works for big brother you know. His job is to nab sleuthing tramps like me to feed the penitentiaries more of those lucrative tax bucks. The landlord, bless her wrinkly heart, has told me I can quarantine in there. Two weeks I'll be stuck seeing nobody and who's gonna get me food? I don't know a single living or dead soul in the area. The executrix, my estranged aunty, hasn't been in contact yet. My gut tells me she'll sell the booty in the estate and toss me into the fire from the pan I'm crackling in at the moment. Mumsy's former lawyer and friend gave some some advice, and if the current executrix relinquishes her seat on the throne, she'll be next in line. Good lady, very gilfy, quite smart, not sure if I can trust her or even myself at the moment. By d-g. I'm going back to Canadia on Sunday, ripping out of NZ after nearly two and a half years and it could be a courthouse I'll be skittering my pungent feet to. I gots to call my estranged old man to see if he'll house some of the weighing belongings I still got or sell my junk or toss it in a skip. Is this not what life is all about? [spoiler]I want to fucking choke myself with this, cause I know I'm breaking the law either way and may just sell the entire estate without permission and fuck off to British Columbia. Worse if there's a new will that impedes me even further.[/spoiler] Peace.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 06:39:28 ⋅ 19h No. 125121
>>125108 This. Also breaking a law and leaving to another wect controlled cunt is a bad idea.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 07:44:23 ⋅ 18h No. 125124
Can't you stop trying to constantly scam everyone around you? Criminal drama queen light mode.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 08:05:02 ⋅ 17h No. 125125
The plot thickens
New Zealand Bernd 2021-10-21 00:47:09 ⋅ 58m No. 125167
>>125121 >>125124 I'm not trying to grift anyone. What needs to be sorted has to be done before I lose the estate by absence or forfeiture from the executrix. It's kinda crummy how I have a deadline and can't fulfill it due to legal boundaries.

Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 19:48:50 ⋅ 5h No. 125151
SMS >You got's an covids, pls call the dogdor Lel that the real sms I got today.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 19:49:31 ⋅ 5h No. 125152
I think that's the revenge for the goose
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 20:22:45 ⋅ 5h No. 125154
tell your dogdor about
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 23:27:52 ⋅ 2h No. 125164
Are you going to die to death.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-10-21 00:44:07 ⋅ 1h No. 125166
But who was phone?

Pimp my ride

United States Bernd 2021-10-20 22:52:40 ⋅ 2h
No. 125161
I pimp my scooterino
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 23:17:38 ⋅ 2h No. 125162
I pimp my e-bike
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 23:36:10 ⋅ 2h No. 125165
Scooterino is pimped, my friend.

The Board

Finland Bernd 2021-10-20 02:26:07 ⋅ 23h
No. 125113
Is it deda
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 02:33:02 ⋅ 23h No. 125115
clearly not
United States Bernd 2021-10-20 19:13:52 ⋅ 6h No. 125147
>>125113 no, just slow
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 22:50:59 ⋅ 2h No. 125160
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-20 23:27:47 ⋅ 2h No. 125163
its dont

United States Bernd 2020-09-08 11:24:02 ⋅ 1y No. 101601
official kot thread
United States Bernd 2021-10-14 21:21:11 ⋅ 6d No. 124792
Russia Bernd 2021-10-14 21:29:24 ⋅ 6d No. 124793
United States Bernd 2021-10-20 22:09:05 ⋅ 3h No. 125158
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-20 22:46:03 ⋅ 2h No. 125159

Germany Bernd 2021-10-16 19:57:55 ⋅ 4d No. 124957
Russia take her back please. She gives me more pain than Stalingrad.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-16 23:13:16 ⋅ 4d No. 124984
>>124983 t. horny boomer
Finland Bernd 2021-10-17 07:23:14 ⋅ 3d No. 124992
>>124983 tranny looking old hag you are out of your mind
Moscow Bernd 2021-10-17 09:10:47 ⋅ 3d No. 124996
>She gives me more pain than Stalingrad. >Most of her music hurts my ears Uh-oh, I'm really sorry!
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 21:22:33 ⋅ 4h No. 125157
>>124992 >tranny looking old hag t. pic

Norway Bernd 2021-10-08 10:56:50 ⋅ 1w No. 124366
What is the best kind of tea? I am thinking of buying "russian blend", I wonder if the money goes to President Putin of Rus or not.
Finland Bernd 2021-10-14 21:41:01 ⋅ 6d No. 124797
>>124366 Tea is for old ladies and college girls.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-14 22:04:36 ⋅ 6d No. 124800
>>124797 Careful with your words young man.
United States Bernd 2021-10-20 19:19:05 ⋅ 6h No. 125150
>>124797 bad opinion
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 20:23:31 ⋅ 5h No. 125156
>>125150 >bad wrong

Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 15:32:48 ⋅ 10h No. 125140
Na Bernd, ist dein Körper bereit für das Jahrtausendsturmtief (((Ignatz))) das morgen die BRiD verwüsten wird? Nagele am Besten die Fenster zu und verstecke dich im Keller...
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 15:35:57 ⋅ 10h No. 125141
NEET Bernd macht weiter bis wie her.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 17:34:48 ⋅ 8h No. 125142
gar kein bock bernd will fahrrad fahren
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 19:57:36 ⋅ 5h No. 125153
>>125142 >morgen fahrrad fahren

Germany Bernd 2021-10-16 14:09:26 ⋅ 4d No. 124936
I bought 10g of silver haze in roermond Coffeeshops yesterday and it's all fucking brixxed and 100€ wasted how do I cope berns
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 18:13:55 ⋅ 7h No. 125143
>>125005 Brixxed=gestreckt
Bernd 2021-10-20 18:36:35 ⋅ 7h No. 125144
wait what you have legal weed shops in germany?
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-20 19:10:30 ⋅ 6h No. 125146
>>125144 >Roermond If it were in Germany, it'd be named Rurmünde.
Bernd 2021-10-20 19:16:12 ⋅ 6h No. 125149
>>125146 ah i see

Russia Bernd 2021-10-19 14:32:28 ⋅ 1d No. 125090
Fuck the goose
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 09:42:04 ⋅ 16h No. 125130
>>125129 t. city boy
Finland Bernd 2021-10-20 12:54:34 ⋅ 12h No. 125137
>>125129 killing is ain't fair but somebody gotta do it
Finland Bernd 2021-10-20 14:06:13 ⋅ 11h No. 125138
>>125129 Normal part of life, nothing special.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-20 19:14:06 ⋅ 6h No. 125148
I'm hoongry now, thanks