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NetherlandsBernd2021-01-15 13:09:27 · 6yNo. 107317reply
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Told the psychiatrist about 4chan and krautchan. She asked if it was part of the darkweb and looked visibly uncomfortable.
She asked if users ask pictures from me, I told her no but that it usually goes wrong when people stop being anonymous. She asked how. I explained Reiko and the r9k tranny Discord Troupe to her. Told her I get good book recommendations though.
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BerndBernd2021-01-16 18:57:45 · 6yNo. 107435reply
>LOL what did the police react like?
Don't remember, but he got away clean, obviously.
>Also way to fucking shoot yourself in the foot and make psychiatry known to be a Foucault like imprisonment faculty
Because they want you to trust them in the first place? You know it won't work if you don't want it to work, and for that you should believe that dogtor want no harm for you.
AustraliaBernd2021-01-16 22:43:38 · 6yNo. 107486reply
Hahaha. Wow. Could not have been any tamer than that.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-17 08:19:44 · 6yNo. 107516reply
How can people trust psychiatrists if they do stupid shit like you mentioned?
Yeah, it was this thread (https://boards.4channel.org/lit/thread/17291840#p17292101).
I hoped she seem comfortable but she was really hurried in ending the session.
Maybe it's my autism reading into things but she probably expected that my anguish and sorrows constitutes me being left out instead of dissociating maximally.
BerndBernd2021-01-17 10:12:33 · 6yNo. 107517reply
>How can people trust psychiatrists if they do stupid shit like you mentioned?
Don't know. I don't trust them anymore. My parents once told me to go and see a dogtor. Dogtor said it will be only a “check up”. Long story short: it took some effort to leave the ward for me and for parents, they regretted that.
GermanyBernd2020-11-07 22:34:53 · 6yNo. 104229reply
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Lörs respons?
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GermanyBernd2020-11-18 06:10:55 · 6yNo. 104596reply
heretics go to hell, for a good reason
unbelievers go to limbus
ScotlandBernd2020-12-06 14:02:56 · 6yNo. 104937reply
a book i recently obsessed over, the private memoirs and confessions of a justified sinner, more or less revolves around this error, summed up in the authorial voice by the parable of the pharisee and the publican, luke 18:9-14, or in hogg's phrasing 'the just pharisee.'
vindictiveness or self-righteousness is itself sinful, it is the essence of pride, though it's true that to wag a finger is to make the same mistake gregory did, to tart yourself up in others' failings.
GermanyBernd2021-01-16 18:28:01 · 6yNo. 107430reply
> assholes being punished
Bro, Asshole is Beta for Alpha, don't you know that?
BerndBernd2021-01-16 19:03:24 · 6yNo. 107437reply
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>Pope Gregory I
>604 AD
Good ol' times.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-14 19:39:33 · 6yNo. 107248reply
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>few days ago
>walking through the street
>pass underneath a ladder
>girl on a bike with her family giggles 'misfortune' as she passes by
 
>fast forward
>see two young women walk through same ladder
>right next to them, point at the ladder
>serious voice, 'SEVEN YEARS MISFORTUNE'
>walk off, spaghetti spilling everywhere
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NetherlandsBernd2021-01-14 19:45:01 · 6yNo. 107251reply
>Volgens het bijgeloof brengt onder een ladder doorlopen ongeluk. Een ladder die ergens tegenaan leunt vormt een natuurlijke driehoek met de muur en de grond. Gezien nu de driehoek het symbool is van de heilige Drie-eenheid is, beoordeelden onze voorouders het fenomeen van onder een ladder door te lopen als een uitermate oneerbiedige daad. Wie dit wel deed, werd beschuldigd van duivelsverering. Later ontwikkelde men geleidelijk de overtuiging dat wie onder een ladder durfde door te gaan, door de dood getroffen kon worden.
>Een vrouw die het waagde onder een ladder door te lopen, zou nooit binnen het jaar getrouwd raken. Om gespaard te blijven van dit onheil, moest men zijn vingers kruisen of een wens doen. Ook op de schoenen spuwen en wachten tot dit opgedroogd is zou volstaan.
 
Dutch people are fucking weird.
BerndBernd2021-01-14 19:49:11 · 6yNo. 107252reply
>Een vrouw die het waagde onder een ladder door te lopen, zou nooit binnen het jaar getrouwd raken
Kek.
BerndBernd2021-01-14 21:20:26 · 6yNo. 107273reply
Ach Bernd...
FinlandBernd2021-01-15 00:44:36 · 6yNo. 107288reply
Classic bernd, 10/10
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-09 06:55:41 · 6yNo. 106343reply
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NetherlandsBernd2021-01-09 14:48:28 · 6yNo. 106389reply
It's funny because they are freaks.
BerndBernd2021-01-09 14:50:00 · 6yNo. 106390reply
>they are freaks
And you are a normie then?
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-09 14:51:48 · 6yNo. 106391reply
yes and no
BerndBernd2021-01-09 15:06:48 · 6yNo. 106393reply
t. Frisian
GermanyBernd2020-12-09 16:53:34 · 6yNo. 105044reply
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Good evening, I hate women.
LatviaBernd2020-12-09 18:36:42 · 6yNo. 105048reply
????
United StatesBernd2020-12-10 06:31:07 · 6yNo. 105064reply
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thinking about all the people that could be talking shit about you right now
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-06 03:43:28 · 6yNo. 106066reply
at first they're funny and mean
then they're bitter and jaded
 
give it 3 years and she'll be an empty egg carton hoping someone not addicted to gambling bats an eye at her
GermanyBernd2021-01-09 13:25:34 · 6yNo. 106370reply
> i am so sorry
Not very credible.
CaliforniaBernd2021-01-02 09:57:29 · 6yNo. 105813reply
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Happy new years you fucking losers
IsraelBernd2021-01-02 10:33:05 · 6yNo. 105815reply
I didn't know Jole barebacks tbh
GermanyBernd2020-11-15 16:05:57 · 6yNo. 104494reply
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Bernd, be honest: How is your relationship with porn?
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United StatesBernd2020-12-11 23:17:53 · 6yNo. 105150reply
i'm addicted to it, i like a good coom
RussiaBernd2020-12-29 04:30:26 · 6yNo. 105696reply
I’m not addicted to porn at all.
AustraliaBernd2020-12-29 09:59:05 · 6yNo. 105701reply
It's just a part of the daily routine. Took me a long time to come to a place where I could accept in myself that it is a great thing if I have found something that I enjoy.
United StatesBernd2020-12-30 09:38:52 · 6yNo. 105721reply
i think i've been using it too much recently, it's not easy to get hard to still images anymore
GermanyBernd2020-12-09 02:05:08 · 6yNo. 105023reply
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I'm planning to grow out my beard. Should I just let it go untrimmed for as long as possible, or do little trims and clean ups every two weeks or so to keep it presentable?
AustraliaBernd2020-12-29 10:01:39 · 6yNo. 105702reply
Depends on yourself. Mine grows super fast. But I have friends who have to really plan it out over a few months because theirs grows really unevenly.
When I want beard, I just stop shaving, then after a month I will give it a number 2 length trim with the clippers to even it out and then let it continue to desired length. I've never let it grow more than 5cm though.
FinlandBernd2020-12-29 12:28:04 · 6yNo. 105706reply
Don't do it my good man, only bydlo and old men don't maintain a clean shaven look
GermanyBernd2020-12-23 23:14:04 · 6yNo. 105456reply
Phoneposting without pics but Bernds should know that Bakhar Nabieva has an OnlyFans!!!!!!!
BerndBernd2020-12-24 00:55:28 · 6yNo. 105457reply
Gay tier tbh
GermanyBernd2020-12-26 02:23:13 · 6yNo. 105491reply
No u
United StatesRatpostingBernd2020-12-25 16:48:20 · 6yNo. 105484reply
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>tiny creatures
>can kill you in one second with a trivial disease that doesnt affect them in any way
>all while being cute and cuddly
 
Rats are metal as fuck. Why do they get such a bad rep?
BerndBernd2020-12-25 17:21:02 · 6yNo. 105485reply
Theyre bad rep only among infidels.
T. Had 4 rats.
GermanyBernd2020-12-25 20:52:12 · 6yNo. 105488reply
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I like those large rats you americans have
VenezuelaBernd2020-12-26 01:05:00 · 6yNo. 105489reply
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opossums are better than rats, yes
GermanyBernd2020-12-12 11:32:31 · 6yNo. 105176reply
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/b/ stands for bionicle
BerndBernd2020-12-12 11:45:28 · 6yNo. 105178reply
Is that real?
FinlandBernd2020-12-12 11:49:23 · 6yNo. 105182reply
nothing is real and anything is possible
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please dont doubt again
GermanyBernd2020-12-12 04:46:22 · 6yNo. 105163reply
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Joe would know best. That is a jacked 52 year old man with 3 young kids and 3 jobs who smokes weed everyday and makes millions of dollars per year by commenting on other people beating the shit out of each other, recording himself talk to his own friends, and saying shit he made up into a microphone on stage. He has had stem cells injected into every joint in his body. He has dead people ligaments in his knees. His diet is half food half supplements. Haters are saying he has an HGH gut and he takes steroids. Well guess what cunts. This is what peak performance looks like. This is what transcendence to the 4th dimension looks like. You should all be thankful he doesn't take amphetamines. Fuck being tired. Fuck being fat. Fuck being poor. Fuck being natty
BerndBernd2020-12-12 08:58:19 · 6yNo. 105168reply
Proves American dream is totally not fake!
FinlandBernd2020-12-12 09:03:26 · 6yNo. 105170reply
I don't like him but I cannot deny he is a peak performer
GermanyBernd2020-12-10 14:11:35 · 6yNo. 105071reply
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r8 my crush
United StatesBernd2020-12-10 21:27:06 · 6yNo. 105079reply
Is zis a man
GermanyBernd2020-12-10 23:28:37 · 6yNo. 105093reply
I don't think so.
Edgy austrian comedian making mad all German leftists.
GermanyBernd2020-11-02 10:05:51 · 6yNo. 104043reply
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How aware are you of the many ways in which graphs and statistics can be misleading?
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GermanyBernd2020-11-02 21:38:08 · 6yNo. 104068reply
Well, what do you think is wrong with OP pic?
FinlandBernd2020-11-03 09:36:32 · 6yNo. 104075reply
the color scheme is sexist, rapist and Trump-voting and the difference between the average height in each country is vizualized as if it represented the average height per se
SloveniaBernd2020-11-04 19:26:31 · 6yNo. 104115reply
Very
ScotlandBernd2020-12-06 13:52:29 · 6yNo. 104936reply
enough to know that there are as many ways as there are studies as there are graphs which attempt to represent those studies.
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