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UkraineI CAN'T TAKE 99% OF WOMEN SERIOUSLYBernd2021-02-15 19:47:05 · 5yNo. 109886reply
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>HOW DO YOU MEN LEARN ALL THOSE THINGS? IT'S BORING AND COMPLICATED!
>"21 WAY TO GET RID OF POORNESS MINDSET"
>"12 WAYS TO SET GOALS FOR A NEXT YEAR"
>"WHICH PHASE OF SATURN GUARANTEERS MORE MONEY?"
<BTW IF YOU DENY ABOUT GENDER-BASED INCOME INEQUALITY I WILL LEAVE YOU. I'M SERIOUS.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 19:49:10 · 5yNo. 109888reply
Move this to /int/ please, Admin.
As long as this sites domain includes the word krautchan, /b/ should be DEUTSCH ONLY VERXLIXT NOCH MAL!
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 19:51:20 · 5yNo. 109889reply
It took me 24 years to find my girl in the 1%. I hope we can be together forever, I don't think I can ever find a woman like that again.
 
She even knows how to build PCs, has a lot of hardware knowledge, uses stuff like hexedit etc. and she's not ugly at all.
UkraineBernd2021-02-15 19:51:37 · 5yNo. 109890reply
 
kohlchan /b/ is deutch only, dear kolbasnik
UkraineBernd2021-02-15 19:53:00 · 5yNo. 109891reply
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>uses stuff like hexedit etc
 
<what's that? i don't understand. why do i need that?
KazakhstanКазахстана тредBernd2018-07-22 14:29:37 · 8yNo. 26816reply
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Казахстанский анон, ты здесь? Отпишись в тред.
 
Го к нам в телеграм-конфу. Наше комьюнити существует уже достаточно долго, но мы всегда рады адекватным анонам. В конфе есть много тян из различных городов Казахстана: Астана, Алматы, Шымкент, Караганда, Актобе. Будем рады пополнению.
 
Ссылка: https://is.gd/T6zQml
BerndBernd2021-02-15 18:56:52 · 5yNo. 109862reply
Бамп, хуле.
BerndBernd2021-02-15 18:58:29 · 5yNo. 109865reply
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Твой тред?
BerndBernd2021-02-15 19:09:03 · 5yNo. 109876reply
Не-а, нашёл на самом дне /бэ/ случайно.
Собираюсь пойти в их казах-чятик и пофорсить борду, но телеграм группы — эт зашквар. Я чёт брезгую.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 17:27:06 · 5yNo. 109816reply
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Wieso ist die Scheiße hier auf Mondsprache? Ich dachte das hier sei Krautchan?
 
Auch: allgemeiner Hitlerfaden.
BerndBernd2021-02-15 17:46:50 · 5yNo. 109830reply
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GermanyBernd2021-02-15 18:55:04 · 5yNo. 109859sagereply
Verpiss dich.
AustriaBernd2021-02-15 17:30:29 · 5yNo. 109821reply
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Bernd überzeugt das Liegüber dieses Bretts nicht.
BerndBernd2021-02-15 17:43:40 · 5yNo. 109828reply
Neumodischer Web 2.0 Scheissdreck.
Wenn ich tausende interkative Fenster haben will gehe ich zu Fratzenbuch.
 
Bernd ist mett weil er gerne ein kühles altmodisches Brett hätte.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 14:29:04 · 5yNo. 109776reply
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Computer, analysiere den Inhalt von Deanna Trois Mastdarm.
>Analyse abgeschlossen.
Fülle meinen Mund damit!
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 14:07:00 · 5yNo. 109765reply
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Bernd erklärt dir jetzt mal wie dein Brett was werden könnte:
>Amtssprache auf /b/ muss deutsch sein
>Die Aufmachung ist viel zu modern, sollte wie das alte KC sein
>Performanz ist extrem schlecht, verbessere sie
BerndBernd2021-02-15 14:22:32 · 5yNo. 109774reply
>Amtssprache auf /b/ muss deutsch sein
Ja.
>Die Aufmachung ist viel zu modern, sollte wie das alte KC sein
Naja, die Zeiten ändern sich und ohne den Zuwachs von Jungbernds geht irgendwann auch nichts mehr. Dieser Bernd findet das Seitenlayout eigentlich ganz okay.
>Performanz ist extrem schlecht, verbessere sie
JA.
NorwayBernd2021-02-15 12:47:10 · 5yNo. 109734sagereply
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>will Nachfolger von Krautchan sein
>kein einziger deutschsprachiger Faden auf /b/
 
Wollt ihr mich verarschen?
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 13:05:19 · 5yNo. 109738reply
Ist vielleicht besser so, Nazibernd.
RussiaBernd2021-02-15 13:09:52 · 5yNo. 109744reply
Yeah, they should have called the site krautchan.int and make just one board.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 13:40:21 · 5yNo. 109753reply
Hab ich auch gedacht. Und die Seite ist auch extreeem langsam.
AustraliaBernd2020-12-06 22:43:15 · 6yNo. 104956reply
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I got catfished by a real estate agent. She showed me photos of the house that were a decade old and then when I get there says "don't focus on the condition of the house, just focus on the floorplan and layout".
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IndiaBernd2020-12-12 00:35:00 · 6yNo. 105153reply
OK yeah, that's bad... Lol dude.
 
Do you reckon maybe they were in witness protection or something, and had to leave in a hurry, and maybe there are millions of dollars in the walls? Cause I'm just wondering who would leave behind a sweet ass Elmo ride.
AustraliaBernd2020-12-12 20:53:45 · 6yNo. 105228reply
Must have been a desperate situation for sure. During the bushfires, many tales of people leaving their Elmo's behind.
BerndBernd2021-01-19 22:56:35 · 6yNo. 107718reply
That kitchen looks awesome compared to what I have. Can't fucking cook properly in these 10 square meters. I wish I hade huge table and lot of spare space to move around.
Guess that's why I stopped cooking for myself.
LatviaBernd2021-02-15 13:07:07 · 5yNo. 109740reply
Haggle down price? at some point maybe its worth to do some garbage removal and purging of filth for it?
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-09 02:50:13 · 5yNo. 109306reply
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>remembering all my memories from my youth
>the public park had organised sports events for kids at random with huge plastic balls rolling around
>the police would do demonstrations to recruit people
>that one white teacher who child me would rant about Wilders to
>fast forward to now; that's all gone
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FinlandBernd2021-02-09 16:28:52 · 5yNo. 109335reply
Life is just poo and goo that assumes different gay forms without rhyme or reason
FinlandBernd2021-02-09 16:31:02 · 5yNo. 109336reply
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Another thang, if you are reborn without your memories and having nothing in common with your previous self, how is this a reincarnation of your previous life?
 
Is the self even real in the first place, or just an illusion?
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-09 16:48:51 · 5yNo. 109337reply
Read this: http://www.literarycrit.com/addendamodule3individualityipseidemb.html#:~:text=Ipse%20identifies%20%E2%80%9Cwho%E2%80%9D%20the%20self,reference%20to%20uniqueness%20and%20individuality.
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-12 00:05:07 · 5yNo. 109503reply
Nothing lasts forever or stays the same bernd
BerndBernd2021-02-02 21:45:31 · 6yNo. 108649reply
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Fuck you all, I'll have my own thread where I will post every time I come to KC.
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BerndBernd2021-02-05 06:55:28 · 6yNo. 108906reply
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BerndDeus vultBernd2021-02-05 18:18:34 · 6yNo. 108923reply
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BerndBernd2021-02-06 23:51:23 · 6yNo. 109019reply
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BerndBernd2021-01-13 08:47:04 · 6yNo. 107038reply
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They are planning something. Maybe annexing Germany?
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BerndBernd2021-01-13 09:37:14 · 6yNo. 107049reply
Poland....
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BerndBernd2021-02-02 18:25:55 · 6yNo. 108637reply
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The whole European Council holds a discussion on the subject should Bogdan be punished by ban or should he be left free. :D
GermanyBernd2021-02-02 19:23:19 · 6yNo. 108641reply
Hello me!
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So I went on a bunch of tinder dates that I thought went well but when we messaged again the grills wrote me literally the exact same sentence why we shouldn't meet again.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-19 12:08:30 · 6yNo. 107695reply
Yeah, the fact that it was everyone made me think the problem might be with me.
 
The second part is not true, though. There was literally a recent study on this topic and people meet for serious relationships on online dating. That being said, I wouldn't mind just having a fuckbuddy again.
GermanyBernd2021-01-20 00:37:51 · 6yNo. 107722reply
Source to that study? Sounds not really like Tinder was their main observed service there. Feel free to prove me wrong.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-20 06:27:44 · 6yNo. 107732reply
Just b yourself and find a qt gril somewhere mans. It's not hard if you pretend to be a kein going out
 
>Yeah, the fact that it was everyone made me think the problem might be with me.
 
Don't take it personal bernd. People are kinda fucking up a lot when they're young
 
>The second part is not true, though. There was literally a recent study on this topic and people meet for serious relationships on online dating.
 
Sure. As long as it's not tinder tbh
 
>That being said, I wouldn't mind just having a fuckbuddy again.
 
Well you gotta be more specific over what you want
BerndBernd2021-01-28 00:50:14 · 6yNo. 108223reply
turboautist kcel btfo
GermanyBernd2021-01-23 23:15:27 · 6yNo. 107982reply
Rumor has it, pedochan has banned all porn threads because the onions couldn't help themselves and posted cheese pizza in between the normal porn posts.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-23 23:24:03 · 6yNo. 107986reply
Someone said this meant more "serious discussions" again, but it's still just name-calling and /pol/-tier garbage.
United StatesBernd2021-01-24 03:23:07 · 6yNo. 107998reply
talking about kohl? haven't checked it in perhaps a year. just tried to load the page and it said "unavailable due to legal reasons" lol
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-24 06:27:18 · 6yNo. 108002reply
The site is pretty boring and ded, last time I checked
FinlandBernd2021-01-27 22:32:23 · 6yNo. 108219reply
lol seriously? Screenshot pls
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YOU TELL ME I
SHOULDNT WANT TO DIE
BUT CANT GIVE ME
ONE GOOD REASON WHY
United KingdomBernd2021-01-23 00:54:50 · 6yNo. 107919reply
I can't i can barely live myself, I live for the people around me
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