Bernd.Group

Bernd 2021-04-12 13:10:32 ⋅ 1d No. 113517

I'm not even giddings when I think about converting to Islam solely for a career and the benefits of a community. Pros: Stable well paying job slaughtering cows and possible sponsorship allowing me to stay longer in the NZ. Community networking. Possible marriage with some butiful Alisha. Cons: Islam. Cannot be seen eating pork around others. Must create an illusory image of being a good muslim. Bepis cutting. Praying is very submissive. Ramadan. What else should I consider?

Bernd 2021-04-13 05:29:15 ⋅ 19h No. 113544

>>113517 I suppose if you find a community of Albanian or Bosnian muslims you can possibly get away with a lot more.

Bernd 2021-04-13 13:28:19 ⋅ 11h No. 113556

>>113544 Do you mean become their imam? I don't think I want that role.

Bernd 2021-04-13 16:59:41 ⋅ 8h No. 113560

Why not become a Jew for business reasons?

Bernd 2021-04-13 20:07:22 ⋅ 5h No. 113562

>>113560 There's no benefit in NZ being a jew.

Bernd 2021-04-13 11:35:52 ⋅ 13h No. 113550

What was it like in the old days?

Bernd 2021-04-13 13:31:37 ⋅ 11h No. 113557

>>113550 It was black and white

Bernd 2021-04-13 14:24:51 ⋅ 10h No. 113558

I'd be a brilliant composer. Here I am being distracted by work, ruining my body in the process of making peanuts.

Bernd 2021-04-13 14:43:25 ⋅ 10h No. 113559

>>113558 Ermm once again, you just put the blame somewhere else instead of you. You can easily do that today. Yet you prefer to shitpost.

Bernd 2021-04-13 20:06:42 ⋅ 5h No. 113561

>>113559 That's right, I'm addicted again to the internet. I rationalize this as relaxation time from after working a job ruining my hearing and increasing my carpal tunnel. There's nobody to blame but myself and I feel good about working daily to afford my next travel adventure.

BBC threda

Bernd 2021-04-09 13:29:42 ⋅ 4d No. 113428

BBC

Bernd 2021-04-13 05:01:38 ⋅ 20h No. 113542

wtf I was expecting to get banned, faggot mods didn't delete it, even KC would

Bernd 2021-04-13 10:58:37 ⋅ 14h No. 113547

>>113542 >even KC Well, you're talking about a place where the mere thought of interracial sexual relations sends 99% of posters into a racist incel rage and mods unironically think you are a Jewish operative attempting to brainwash them. On here, where most people aren't crazy, it's just seen as a lazy shitpost, I guess.

Bernd 2021-04-13 12:34:13 ⋅ 12h No. 113554

>>113547 t.urk

Bernd 2021-04-13 13:23:02 ⋅ 11h No. 113555

>>113547 this i silently thanked the mod who marked the pic as a spoiler and didn't give a second fuck

Bernd 2021-04-13 10:59:38 ⋅ 14h No. 113548

Are you interested in criticism of ideology?

Bernd 2021-04-13 11:12:36 ⋅ 14h No. 113549

>>113548 Zum beimspiel? I critic the ideology of the 'free market' church a lot btw

Bernd 2021-04-09 02:54:18 ⋅ 4d No. 113413

I have started wearing a plain silver ring, that could be mistaken for a wedding ring. I think it looks nice and makes me look older and more mature. I'm tired of being looked at as a poor student and have realized it makes a vast difference in how people treat you if you swap your hoodie for a shirt, for example. So the ring is part of this project to make people respect me more. r8

Bernd 2021-04-09 08:44:08 ⋅ 4d No. 113419

Dats a bit too self-conscious imo

Bernd 2021-04-09 15:44:34 ⋅ 4d No. 113437

Fake it till you make it, bro!

Bernd 2021-04-13 05:31:13 ⋅ 19h No. 113545

>>113413 Must you wear it on the ring finger though? I do think men should accessorise more though.

Bernd 2021-04-13 10:56:28 ⋅ 14h No. 113546

>>113545 I wear it on the middle finger because it fits best there. I also don't want to go full LARP and wear it like a wedding ring, either.

https://rarepepewallet.com/

Bernd 2021-04-12 22:32:36 ⋅ 1d No. 113539

My rare pepes worth 10-20k . Should I dump them already? Or hold them for a decade more? Its pretty illiquid though more orders are happening nowadays.

Bernd 2021-04-12 22:43:09 ⋅ 1d No. 113540

Sell them on ebay.

Bernd 2021-04-09 11:58:22 ⋅ 4d No. 113420

I can't stand the websites I used to frequent anymore. Reddit: >Soy discussion about the most retarded topics. Nothing fun, get banned for the most milquetoast takes. 4chan: >Everyone is a retarded zoomer and an insane Nazi at the same time. The fitness board is full of retarded stuff like worrying the covid vaccine will give you a prion disease, you have to eat at least 500 grams of protein a day, etc. No real advice about lifting. Just spouting 10 year old memes and insulting everyone who doesn't. Right wing extremist topics are shoehorned into everything. The fashion board is basically just "how do I dress like a fascist/heroin addict/terrorist" and the outdoors board is 50% about saying how much you hate niggers. Kohlchan >After having a nice serious discussion in one thread I go to the catalog and some Argentinian asks about where to find baby porn. A day later this thread is still up. I can't take this anymore. Krautchan.rip >1-3 posts a day, 70% by the annoying schizo of the day. Should I just quit the internet?

Bernd 2021-04-11 10:47:00 ⋅ 2d No. 113480

>>113476 It also defeats the idea of anonymity for countryballs with just one poster.

Bernd 2021-04-11 14:01:45 ⋅ 2d No. 113488

>>113480 That goes without saying. I'm fuggered if any gubmint starts datamining my mundane posts.

Bernd 2021-04-11 22:37:46 ⋅ 2d No. 113491

>>113480 welcome to my posting experience on just about any board with countryballs/flags that isn't 4chan

Bernd 2021-04-12 21:10:56 ⋅ 1d No. 113535

>>113491 Tbh you could be more anonymous if you didn't actively participate in creating an imageboard persona, posting selfies, nudes, iwos, private info of your life, etc.

PornSpain thread

Bernd 2021-04-12 01:16:43 ⋅ 2d No. 113494

Hello frens. Im the former amateur/semi-professional actor from Spain. My threads obtained considerable attention around 2015-2016, and Bernds gave me a lot of useful advice and feedback. Im very happy to see Krautchan is back. I love you guys.

Bernd 2021-04-12 14:32:59 ⋅ 1d No. 113520

>>113515 I think I said I am 70% heterosexual. Over time I have became more heterosexual and now Im at 75-80% >>113511 Fuck yes. Never let anyone tell you ehat you cant do

Bernd 2021-04-12 15:00:35 ⋅ 1d No. 113522

>>113494 Didn't you have some BDSM-gf at some point?

Bernd 2021-04-12 16:12:56 ⋅ 1d No. 113527

>>113510 bruh, that looks gay

Bernd 2021-04-12 16:29:35 ⋅ 1d No. 113528

>>113520 >Over time I have became more heterosexual and now Im at 75-80% Bro, you're just a submissive bisexual.

Making cacio e pepe for dinner

Bernd 2021-04-10 21:38:37 ⋅ 3d No. 113466

What movie should I watch this evening?

Bernd 2021-04-10 23:27:02 ⋅ 3d No. 113472

>>113470 Ok I will watch it since it has German approval

Bernd 2021-04-10 23:40:55 ⋅ 3d No. 113473

>>113472 Not sure if you like it. It is from another era. I watched it with a friend and we were like "wtf is going on?!?" most of the time and we had something to talk about afterwards, so it was a positive experience. Not sure if it is your cup of tea if you're looking for something entertaining, though.

Bernd 2021-04-10 23:43:07 ⋅ 3d No. 113474

>>113473 I liked Berlin, Year Zero

Bernd 2021-04-11 22:13:05 ⋅ 2d No. 113490

freddy got fingered

Bernd 2021-04-11 11:16:06 ⋅ 2d No. 113481

Bost screenshots saved from old KC

Bernd 2021-04-11 11:26:19 ⋅ 2d No. 113482

Bernd 2021-04-11 12:37:25 ⋅ 2d No. 113483

>>113482 if only the kc were still around

Bernd 2021-04-11 13:18:16 ⋅ 2d No. 113486

>>113483 I wish I could turn back time.

Bernd 2021-04-11 13:25:50 ⋅ 2d No. 113487

>>113482 I was in the urine mail order bride thread. I wonder how long it took for her to leave him