Son of KC

Bernd 2025-05-30 20:16:39 ⋅ 1d No. 342017

How do I get a girlfriend like Akko from Little Witch Academia? All Latinx women are disgusting and stupid, I don't want an orc for a wife, I want someone refined and elegant.

Bernd 2025-05-30 21:41:02 ⋅ 1d No. 342038

>>342037
its over. ==OVER==.

Bernd 2025-05-31 04:51:06 ⋅ 20h No. 342051

Sussy baka

Bernd 2025-05-31 07:38:28 ⋅ 17h No. 342064

>All Latinx women are disgusting and stupid, I don't want an orc for a wife
Wait what? I almost 100% sure i have seen a bunch of cute latino grills

Bernd 2025-05-31 21:07:01 ⋅ 3h No. 342078

>>342064
>cute latino
Ayoo, I didn’t know you swing that way BO. If it makes you feel better then I’m Latino. <3

Bernd 2023-02-28 20:49:00 ⋅ 2y No. 257924

The other thread apprently "sunk too deep to post in it", here's a new one.
Rolling with Kontroll.
March 4th
At 8 and 21 UTC (3am and 4pm EST; 8am and 7pm AEDT, 9 and 22 CET)
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bernd 2025-05-07 19:27:09 ⋅ 3w No. 340608

>>340322
Maybe i didnt get it.

Bernd 2025-05-08 17:34:40 ⋅ 3w No. 340649

>>340608
And I can't really explain.
I did not have the expectation that it will make me laugh, it's a black tragicomedy afterall. I expected it to be serious with some absurdities. It was, but not how I expected to be however.
It really is about boring people at a boring place, even the chick with the colorful clothing declares this in the movie, so I can't blame you finding it boring.

Towel Day

Bernd 2025-05-25 11:06:03 ⋅ 6d No. 341743

Streaming this today at 19:00 UTC (21CET). If you wish to attend, bring your towel.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bernd 2025-05-31 07:39:59 ⋅ 17h No. 342065

>>341743
This one is surprisingly good. I didnt get the towel jokes tho, looked like a product placement.

Bernd 2025-05-03 13:13:33 ⋅ 4w No. 340300

https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/94623999-3078-3541

its been awhile since the last whiteboard drawing together, you're all invited

Bernd 2025-05-13 01:40:31 ⋅ 2w No. 341125

>Second page of krautchan
.rip

Bernd 2025-05-13 01:41:09 ⋅ 2w No. 341126

Bernd 2025-05-13 01:56:12 ⋅ 2w No. 341127

>>341126
That’s actually an old photo. It looks like this now

Bernd 2025-05-31 07:36:07 ⋅ 17h No. 342063

Hey, OP!
Can I request another drawing in the style of picrel? If you are willing, draw something out of vidrel.
Thank you.

Bernd 2025-04-24 12:43:48 ⋅ 1mn No. 339716

Today I made myself some pancakes for breakfast.

What did Bernd make for breakfast?

Trash Panda

Bernd 2025-05-29 20:32:49 ⋅ 2d No. 341964

>>341961
Rude

FastFood

Bernd 2025-05-29 21:15:35 ⋅ 2d No. 341965

>>341961
Whomp whomp

Bernd 2025-05-30 06:26:10 ⋅ 1d No. 341979

I always make overnight oats for breakfast, it's easy to make and cheap to survive the cyberpunk dystopia without fast food

2 scoops of rolled oats 
2 scoop of almond milk
a pinch of cinnamon
(you can also use greek yogurt if you're white, i'm an ethnic so i can't digest lactose)

Mix it and let it sit over night in the fridge, next day you can top it with anything you want, i use frozen blueberries and nuts with honey

Bernd 2025-05-31 04:58:39 ⋅ 19h No. 342055

I get my 3 meals over with at brunch with the Wendy's Heartattack Cheeseburger burger

Bernd 2025-05-29 10:22:16 ⋅ 2d No. 341945

The Icelandic word for milk is mjólk. I prefer it over the German word Milch tbh.

Bernd 2025-05-30 06:10:20 ⋅ 1d No. 341978

>>341945
Nice taste.
I dare say that Moloko is also a very kino term for milk.
Spanish and french leche or lait is kinda cringe.

Bernd 2025-05-30 07:59:42 ⋅ 1d No. 341996

>>341978
>Moloko
Clockwork Orange tier

Bernd 2025-05-31 04:55:47 ⋅ 19h No. 342054

>>341945
Are you the german that took a vacation to Iceland last year?

tier

Bernd 2024-09-24 09:11:29 ⋅ 8mn No. 320731

international countryballs polandball country strong can into nordic clean toilets nationalism seriousness nordic circlejerk vikings history warriors old glory days conquering world wars languages autism beating other country in sport haplogroups threda is of suffer on the bernd industrial output of the ottoman empire

Bernd 2025-05-30 20:30:41 ⋅ 1d No. 342033

>>341915
evidently shown

Bernd 2025-05-30 20:31:30 ⋅ 1d No. 342034

>>341943
it is bussin and not mid ong so it slaps

Bernd 2025-05-30 20:31:53 ⋅ 1d No. 342035

>>341956
british broadcasting

Bernd 2025-05-31 04:52:39 ⋅ 20h No. 342052

Welcome to Taco Bell (Tolietboll)

goals

Bernd 2025-05-30 20:22:33 ⋅ 1d No. 342023

what are Bernardo's current goals in life, whether they are short term (e.g.: i need to do X, Y, Z by the end of the year) or long term (e.g.: i need to do X, Y, Z by the time im 35)
im at a point in my life where i feel like i've accomplished everything i wanted or almost. i need inspiration.

Bernd 2025-05-30 21:51:39 ⋅ 1d No. 342039

I need to get going on a few projects

One of the things I want to make is a fridge contents manager bot/web app cause I constantly forget which foods are about to go bad 
it's annoying

Bernd 2025-05-30 22:28:51 ⋅ 1d No. 342040

>>342039
dont smart fridges do that

Bernd 2025-05-30 22:34:44 ⋅ 1d No. 342041

>>342040
well my fridge is retarded and it's a fun pet project anyway

Bernd 2025-05-30 23:09:00 ⋅ 1d No. 342045

>>342041
>well my fridge is retarded
xD

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LGBallT month

DEMORALIZATION THREAD

Towel Day

Trash Panda

FastFood

tier

goals