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New Zealand Bernd 2021-10-20 01:30:43 ⋅ 1d No. 125105
Yo man, checking in with you fast cats to update my fetid blog about the troubles hounding me, catch? My mum signed a will back in 02' to sign me off to her Jehovah's Witness sis if she passed away if I was a minor. Problem is, boys, that another will hasn't made itself known without entering the estate. The cop that's been emailing me told me I'm good as gold to jump in, yo but this guy ain't a lawyer, he works for big brother you know. His job is to nab sleuthing tramps like me to feed the penitentiaries more of those lucrative tax bucks. The landlord, bless her wrinkly heart, has told me I can quarantine in there. Two weeks I'll be stuck seeing nobody and who's gonna get me food? I don't know a single living or dead soul in the area. The executrix, my estranged aunty, hasn't been in contact yet. My gut tells me she'll sell the booty in the estate and toss me into the fire from the pan I'm crackling in at the moment. Mumsy's former lawyer and friend gave some some advice, and if the current executrix relinquishes her seat on the throne, she'll be next in line. Good lady, very gilfy, quite smart, not sure if I can trust her or even myself at the moment. By d-g. I'm going back to Canadia on Sunday, ripping out of NZ after nearly two and a half years and it could be a courthouse I'll be skittering my pungent feet to. I gots to call my estranged old man to see if he'll house some of the weighing belongings I still got or sell my junk or toss it in a skip. Is this not what life is all about? [spoiler]I want to fucking choke myself with this, cause I know I'm breaking the law either way and may just sell the entire estate without permission and fuck off to British Columbia. Worse if there's a new will that impedes me even further.[/spoiler] Peace.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 06:39:28 ⋅ 19h No. 125121
>>125108 This. Also breaking a law and leaving to another wect controlled cunt is a bad idea.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 07:44:23 ⋅ 17h No. 125124
Can't you stop trying to constantly scam everyone around you? Criminal drama queen light mode.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 08:05:02 ⋅ 17h No. 125125
The plot thickens
New Zealand Bernd 2021-10-21 00:47:09 ⋅ 52m No. 125167
>>125121 >>125124 I'm not trying to grift anyone. What needs to be sorted has to be done before I lose the estate by absence or forfeiture from the executrix. It's kinda crummy how I have a deadline and can't fulfill it due to legal boundaries.

Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 19:48:50 ⋅ 5h No. 125151
SMS >You got's an covids, pls call the dogdor Lel that the real sms I got today.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 19:49:31 ⋅ 5h No. 125152
I think that's the revenge for the goose
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 20:22:45 ⋅ 5h No. 125154
tell your dogdor about
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 23:27:52 ⋅ 2h No. 125164
Are you going to die to death.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-10-21 00:44:07 ⋅ 56m No. 125166
But who was phone?

Pimp my ride

United States Bernd 2021-10-20 22:52:40 ⋅ 2h
No. 125161
I pimp my scooterino
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 23:17:38 ⋅ 2h No. 125162
I pimp my e-bike
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 23:36:10 ⋅ 2h No. 125165
Scooterino is pimped, my friend.

The Board

Finland Bernd 2021-10-20 02:26:07 ⋅ 23h
No. 125113
Is it deda
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 02:33:02 ⋅ 23h No. 125115
clearly not
United States Bernd 2021-10-20 19:13:52 ⋅ 6h No. 125147
>>125113 no, just slow
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 22:50:59 ⋅ 2h No. 125160
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-20 23:27:47 ⋅ 2h No. 125163
its dont

Germany Bernd 2021-10-16 19:57:55 ⋅ 4d No. 124957
Russia take her back please. She gives me more pain than Stalingrad.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-16 23:13:16 ⋅ 4d No. 124984
>>124983 t. horny boomer
Finland Bernd 2021-10-17 07:23:14 ⋅ 3d No. 124992
>>124983 tranny looking old hag you are out of your mind
Moscow Bernd 2021-10-17 09:10:47 ⋅ 3d No. 124996
>She gives me more pain than Stalingrad. >Most of her music hurts my ears Uh-oh, I'm really sorry!
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 21:22:33 ⋅ 4h No. 125157
>>124992 >tranny looking old hag t. pic

Norway Bernd 2021-10-08 10:56:50 ⋅ 1w No. 124366
What is the best kind of tea? I am thinking of buying "russian blend", I wonder if the money goes to President Putin of Rus or not.
Finland Bernd 2021-10-14 21:41:01 ⋅ 6d No. 124797
>>124366 Tea is for old ladies and college girls.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-14 22:04:36 ⋅ 6d No. 124800
>>124797 Careful with your words young man.
United States Bernd 2021-10-20 19:19:05 ⋅ 6h No. 125150
>>124797 bad opinion
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 20:23:31 ⋅ 5h No. 125156
>>125150 >bad wrong

Russia Bernd 2021-10-19 14:32:28 ⋅ 1d No. 125090
Fuck the goose
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 09:42:04 ⋅ 15h No. 125130
>>125129 t. city boy
Finland Bernd 2021-10-20 12:54:34 ⋅ 12h No. 125137
>>125129 killing is ain't fair but somebody gotta do it
Finland Bernd 2021-10-20 14:06:13 ⋅ 11h No. 125138
>>125129 Normal part of life, nothing special.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-20 19:14:06 ⋅ 6h No. 125148
I'm hoongry now, thanks

Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-01 19:58:42 ⋅ 2w No. 123779
Has bernd heard about the hotel cuck chairs? if no, watch the attached video: tl;dw the idea that hotels specifically offer a comfy chair for cuck to watch in hotel rooms but it's never mentioned explicitly just alluded to in photos so uhh I'm staying in hotel rn and there doesn't seem to be a cuck chair in the room only a normal chair next to a table
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-17 22:45:20 ⋅ 3d No. 125046
I will be staying in hotel monday to wednesday against. Hotel review looks promising. I wonder if they again don't have cuck chairs. Feel like it's probably an Anglo thing to include.
Austria Bernd 2021-10-18 20:40:40 ⋅ 2d No. 125064
there're are no cuck chhairs's agains't =also rate dinner
Germany Bernd 2021-10-18 21:45:07 ⋅ 2d No. 125069
>>125064 omg im so hungry and this looks so good why did you go to austria
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-20 19:06:48 ⋅ 6h No. 125145
>>125069 business trip


Norway Bernd 2021-10-19 10:42:43 ⋅ 1d
No. 125086
such cases
Norway Bernd 2021-10-20 10:15:04 ⋅ 15h No. 125134
Actually I guess she polished the floor?
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 10:23:50 ⋅ 15h No. 125135
>>125132 >>125134 People used to polish and wax floors so they are extra shiny and slippery. Idk why anyone thought it was a good idea.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 12:36:31 ⋅ 13h No. 125136
>>125135 probably a polish invention.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-20 14:47:05 ⋅ 10h No. 125139
>>125134 >polished the floor So that's why polish women are so good at cleaning.

Russia Bernd 2021-10-19 08:02:49 ⋅ 1d No. 125079
How much burger costs in your cunt? Me: 2 dollar
Germany Bernd 2021-10-19 16:36:03 ⋅ 1d No. 125098
Maybe I will order a burger today and post about it.
California Bernd 2021-10-20 04:23:18 ⋅ 21h No. 125118
Russia Bernd 2021-10-20 06:16:33 ⋅ 19h No. 125119
>>125118 Looks plastic
New Zealand Bernd 2021-10-20 06:23:46 ⋅ 19h No. 125120
>>125118 Is it your favourite burger?