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Bernd 2024-04-26 17:00:37 ⋅ 4m No. 308201

i found a job, im waitress now

Bernd 2024-04-26 17:04:08 ⋅ 1m No. 308202

>>308201 I never tip. rate

Bernd 2024-04-21 13:21:09 ⋅ 5d No. 307421

when will the world acknowledge the polish death camps?

Bernd 2024-04-26 13:37:58 ⋅ 3h No. 308188

>>308183 omg babe are you single?? can you be my bf? ;))

Bernd 2024-04-26 14:59:51 ⋅ 2h No. 308195

*denies that there were Polish death camps*

Bernd 2024-04-26 15:45:35 ⋅ 1h No. 308198

>>308188 That depends. Will you pet me everyday and give me tasty treats?

Bernd 2024-04-26 16:50:57 ⋅ 14m No. 308200

>>308198 of course bestie! i have a job so i will make sure you're fed and safe :)

Bernd 2024-04-25 22:29:49 ⋅ 18h No. 308134

They accepted me! I have always wondered where all this adult bullshit in the internet comes that nobody clicks on anyway... guess I am in control now!

Bernd 2024-04-26 15:47:46 ⋅ 1h No. 308199

How will they pay you? Per click on a ad, per view, per subscription? How much?

Bernd 2024-04-25 20:38:38 ⋅ 20h No. 308115

I had a quite irritating experience today and I need your help to understand it. Today I was at the office and a quite attractive female colleague was sitting beside me. We talked and I asked about her thoughts regarding a certain distant colleague we worked with in a project recently. She said he seemed young, but she also found him hot. What does it mean if an attractive woman calls another man hot in front of a male colleague? Does it say anything about our relationship or her thoughts about me? How should I have reacted?

Bernd 2024-04-26 13:44:09 ⋅ 3h No. 308189

>>308181 It's funny how resentful and hateful the local posting population is. They cry when this board is dead and nobody is posting and they also cry if people are posting. You're ridiculous.

Bernd 2024-04-26 14:05:04 ⋅ 3h No. 308190

>>308189 Then next time when such situation happens reply her with a question like "yeah? Is he hotter than me?" and post the results here. We need quality content.

Bernd 2024-04-26 14:38:49 ⋅ 2h No. 308194

>>308189 I just made fun of his statement that Ukraine writes like gpt. I think he is just being talkative.

Bernd 2024-04-26 15:12:48 ⋅ 1h No. 308196

she knows that you are gay and wanted to deepen the conversation about sucking your colleague's juicy young cock but you totally missed it because of your autism

Bernd 2024-04-22 05:42:32 ⋅ 4d No. 307596

Tonight I almost got a girlfriend in my dream. But in the end it turned out that the woman was the leader of a following of simps and they wouldn't let me get close to her, even though I was the only person she had a genuine connection to. I met her in the hall of a concert house. She had long dark hair, dark eyes and was Caucasian. Pic only semi related

Bernd 2024-04-24 16:42:17 ⋅ 2d No. 307960

>>307939 Did you wet your panties? ;)

Bernd 2024-04-24 17:15:58 ⋅ 1d No. 307964

>>307960 I'm not a woman, so I don't wear panties. But no, I don't think I came. We rubbed our naked bodies against each other, I also put my dick inside her, but she didn't want it, so I pulled out. I also remember vividly licking her asshole and how it stimulated her. Good times.

Bernd 2024-04-26 11:53:17 ⋅ 5h No. 308179

>>307964 Are you an autist? Your inability to take a joke and writing style are typical for one

Not op

Bernd 2024-04-26 12:46:43 ⋅ 4h No. 308182

Yesterday I also had a new encounter in my Russian course that I took this semester. She was clearly waiting for me to somehow start a conversation and I noticed! We ended up cycling home together. >>308179 It was a rather serious question. I have never had a wet dream.

BAITING CRIMINALS

Bernd 2024-04-25 19:27:35 ⋅ 21h No. 308101

Tittle, i'm planning to bait criminals into attack me, i'll dress as a wealthy nerd to catch their attention and walk trought dangerous zones, i will be carrying a pepper gel in my right pocket and a fake gun in my animu backpack in case things get a bit serious My plan is to call their attention with a damaged cellphone, act scared when they approach to me and as soon as they get close enought pull out the pepper gel and fill their lungs with the oleoresin capsicum How do you see my plan bernd? Are there some holes to cover i'm not taking into account?

Bernd 2024-04-25 20:25:24 ⋅ 20h No. 308113

How likely is it that the criminal will just pull out a gun/knife and shot/stab you?

Bernd 2024-04-25 22:33:25 ⋅ 18h No. 308136

>>308113 exactly my thoughts It might be fun to do but LA is the place where I'd respect the criminals lol.

Bernd 2024-04-26 08:22:05 ⋅ 8h No. 308168

>>308113 I think melee weapons are under control, since pepper gel is a distance one, he either gets the load or covers his face, in both cases he gets disabled The problem comes with guns and groups, with guns unless i do a preventive attack i'm fucked, the groups' difficult deppend on the quantity (and if they have guns obviously), in case they outnumber me like 1:5 i just pull out the fake gun >>308136 >LA is the place where I'd respect the criminals lol. criminals here do whatever they want to do because the population never fight back, they know the police golems are always prottecting them from popular justice and the prosecutors setting them free for a few shekels, it would be interesting to see what happens, look how this girl scared out an armed criminal with just a generic pepper spray https://www.publinews.gt/gt/tendencias/2023/03/02/mujer-frustra-asalto-en-tienda.html

Bernd 2024-04-26 10:43:17 ⋅ 6h No. 308177

>>308101 Two holes: 1. Criminals never attack alone. I don't think your pepper gel is fast enough to cover different sides. 2. If you somehow succeed, what are you going to do next?..

Bernd 2024-04-25 20:24:37 ⋅ 20h No. 308112

I listen to breakcore because I think breaking our reality can be cathartic.

Bernd 2024-04-25 20:41:12 ⋅ 20h No. 308119

i lisen this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEcPakW42JU&t=2622s

Bernd 2024-04-25 20:50:20 ⋅ 20h No. 308121

breakcore is cool but if i had a dollar for every amen break i noticed i'd become a billionaire

Bernd 2024-04-25 21:02:53 ⋅ 20h No. 308124

>>308112 i love it too

Bernd 2024-04-26 01:42:08 ⋅ 15h No. 308160

>>308117 Just another version of Techno.

Bernd 2024-04-24 05:10:56 ⋅ 2d No. 307910

Do you prefer limes or lemons. I prefer limes in most cases

Fun fact

Bernd 2024-04-25 05:16:34 ⋅ 1d No. 308061

there are only 3 original true citrus fruits. the mandarin orange, pomelo, and citron. all other citruses that you eat today are some sort of hybrid that humans created

Bernd 2024-04-25 10:39:49 ⋅ 1d No. 308065

I asked for orange

Bernd 2024-04-25 15:33:51 ⋅ 1d No. 308077

>>308061 + kumquat, papeda, kaffir lime (not used for fruit), and several australian bushfruit species

les deux

Bernd 2024-04-25 18:15:12 ⋅ 22h No. 308092

Citron et citron vert.

Bernd 2024-04-08 15:55:06 ⋅ 2w No. 304888

Bernds, what was your worst experience traveling?

Bernd 2024-04-24 22:34:07 ⋅ 1d No. 307993

>>307965 You need to tell me more about that. I am curious.

Bernd 2024-04-25 03:00:12 ⋅ 1d No. 308052

We need more activity, so send your travel pics. Here are mine. I made a trip to Houston a few years ago and went to a shooting range. My friend took us to a gun store to buy ammo and ammo packs were shelved like tuna cans just for the taking. God bless the Sacred United States of America.

Bernd 2024-04-25 07:56:04 ⋅ 1d No. 308064

>>308052 > Pink gun, cyan gun with neon lights How cute is this

Bernd 2024-04-25 15:35:27 ⋅ 1d No. 308078

>>307993 >You need to tell me more about that.

Did I Just Commit A Crime?

Bernd 2024-04-18 00:26:30 ⋅ 1w No. 306743

>Be less than 1 hour ago. >Watching straight porn. >See a video. >The female says "Don't cum in me." >The male seems to cum inside of the female, but no cum was shown. >Was it illegal to watch that video? I'm actually looking for an answer.

Bernd 2024-04-18 05:14:10 ⋅ 1w No. 306770

>>306769 late may/early June. not yet sure if the specifics. be there.

Bernd 2024-04-18 05:17:57 ⋅ 1w No. 306771

come to medford. trust me. this is the start of something great

Bernd 2024-04-19 21:57:06 ⋅ 6d No. 307094

report it to police scotland as a hate crime

op

Bernd 2024-04-25 03:51:11 ⋅ 1d No. 308058

>>306769 Where is table rock? Where is medford? What would Scotland do?