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Bernd 2021-02-28 20:10:18 ⋅ 1y No. 111050

Another dating thread by me :) Krautchan: Rat fur unzols. That aside, I didn't think i'd get this far. I wonder what I should say to initiate the secks...? >nice lol >went to the outside bazaar yesterday, bought a teapot >wanna see it? >fucking cute right? >I'll come drink tea:) >I'm proud of your good style mister :) >hehe thanks I know I'll mess this up, can't believe this happens. I am afraid i'll be too bold if I ask her to come.

Bernd 2021-03-02 19:40:39 ⋅ 1y No. 111255

>>111254 Yes. Also I'm trans if that matters.

Bernd 2023-01-12 07:35:20 ⋅ 3w No. 248650

>>111255 Alllll kinds of messed up..

Bernd 2023-02-02 15:27:51 ⋅ 4d No. 251894

I can make a Peruvian bumble guide or something

Bernd 2023-02-02 15:36:31 ⋅ 4d No. 251896

Any non-verbose bald guys have success on the dating apps?

Bernd 2021-12-28 22:12:23 ⋅ 1y No. 130867

The girl I'm dating allowed me to call her gf. She is a bit hesitant about being in a relationship for some reason, but all I want out of this she seems to want, too.

Bernd 2022-12-19 00:27:04 ⋅ 1mn No. 244256

Maybe I'll call her and ask if she wants to fuck again sometime.

Bernd 2022-12-22 16:10:31 ⋅ 1mn No. 244698

>>244256 I texted her and she wants to meet up again, but is busy atm. Maybe next year.

Bernd 2022-12-22 17:43:57 ⋅ 1mn No. 244721

please make it possible hide boards

Bernd 2022-12-24 20:48:59 ⋅ 1mn No. 245144

>>244721 Fuck off, pussy.

Bernd 2022-11-17 16:05:08 ⋅ 2mn No. 239531

Dating tomboy doctor against.

Bernd 2022-11-28 21:34:57 ⋅ 2mn No. 240973

Still dating her. I hope we marry.

Bernd 2022-12-19 00:26:34 ⋅ 1mn No. 244255

Heart status: Broken.

Bernd 2022-12-19 01:01:16 ⋅ 1mn No. 244261

Shit happens... Our hearts are surprisingly resilient, you'll get through this and find yourself another tomboy in no time.

Bernd 2022-12-22 16:09:55 ⋅ 1mn No. 244696

>>244261 We'll see. It sucks really bad, though.

Bernd 2022-12-16 21:42:53 ⋅ 1mn No. 243858

In a few days, my gf will visit me, we will cook together, watch a movie and then I will coom in her pussy. Thoughts?

Bernd 2022-12-16 22:19:12 ⋅ 1mn No. 243863

Aren't you afraid of bringing a new little Bernd into this world?

Bernd 2022-12-16 22:25:44 ⋅ 1mn No. 243864

>>243863 I will use gondom.

Bernd 2022-12-05 12:45:49 ⋅ 2mn No. 241853

I acquired gf who was a virgin before meeting me. How do I teach her to be good at sex?

Bernd 2022-12-05 14:21:42 ⋅ 2mn No. 241861

Keinbernd above is right. It's a slow process. Also recommend to take it slow on purpose. Unless she has decades of watching porn behind her and desensitivised by everything, all the stuff you can do to her and with her will seem extreme for her. This also means she'll get bored by stuff slowly. You should make her get used to talking about it. And talking about it honestly. What she liked and what she did not. Again start slow and with little stuff. You should also tell her what you liked, this will encourage her to do it. Also due to shame she might tell that she doesn't liek some stuff even tho it makes her horny. You can also plant ideas indirectly, just by hints or whatever. Reward behaviour you want her to follow. Also stuff.

Bernd 2022-12-05 15:33:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 241864

>>241861 Thanks experienced Bernd.

Bernd 2022-12-06 07:49:38 ⋅ 2mn No. 241923

Since you'll make a bunch of mistakes (everyone do with everything anyway) here's an additional tip. If you think there was a situation where you could have say something or do something or you don't feel you said it or did it how you should have, you can raise the topic again, can course correct. Maybe the relationship even benefits from this depending, you could spin it to sound wise, reasonable, or whatever. Don't be rude, be patient. With yourself too.

Bernd 2022-12-10 11:11:51 ⋅ 1mn No. 242438

>>241923 Very good advice, thanks.

Bernd 2022-09-10 12:10:53 ⋅ 5mn No. 224326

Have you had sex with women this summer? Personally I had one sexual intercourse and I refused another because I didn't want to fall in love with her.

Bernd 2022-10-14 18:25:30 ⋅ 3mn No. 232957

>>224326 >I refused another because I didn't want to fall in love with her

Bernd 2022-10-14 20:40:59 ⋅ 3mn No. 232991

I had lots of sex until february.

Bernd 2022-07-25 19:42:45 ⋅ 6mn No. 202449

I had a one night stand at the weekend. I didn't like her, and had decided that pretty much right away but near the end of the night I thought I'd kiss her because why not, then she got hot and horny so we went back to her place and I ate her out because I didn't have a condom. She seemed ashamed afterwards so I promised I'd be a gentleman. "I'll just have to let her down nicely" I thought to myself as we talked about follow-up dates. I didn't get her number but she had mine, so I waited over the weekend feeling guilty but also glad I maybe wasn't getting into another relationship with a woman I don't like. Then I decided to message her on the app assuming she was just too shy. She replied a few moments ago to dump me instead. I'm glad but part of me is also hurt.

Bernd 2022-07-26 08:48:03 ⋅ 6mn No. 203155

this describes 80% of tinder dates you should learn to filter those out sooner

Bernd 2022-07-26 08:49:03 ⋅ 6mn No. 203156

rule of thumb for social networks and online dating: whomever you are paying attention to is more popular than you are so no need to feel guilt over not dating her again lol she has other options.

Bernd 2022-07-26 12:24:01 ⋅ 6mn No. 203168

>>202449 Why did you not have a condom if you were planning a hookup?

Bernd 2022-08-20 14:27:59 ⋅ 5mn No. 219146

>>203168 I wasn't. It's unrelated but I also dislike wearing them, the last time I had to use one I couldn't feel anything and ended up hurting the girl. I looked into this and it might be because I was using a regular that could be too small or maybe it was the brand. Either way more inquiry is needed into condoms that actually feel good as I don't understand how people who have regular casual sex can possible enjoy the sensation compared to bareback. Plus I dated a doctor once who said that carrying a condom around in your wallet is stupid because it's not designed for the heat and general wear and tear. She had a creampie fetish though and took me without so maybe she just wanted me to spaff in her which I duly obliged.

Bernd 2022-03-27 23:01:40 ⋅ 10mn No. 143551

Met with exgf today. Now I'm very sad.

Bernd 2022-03-28 16:35:43 ⋅ 10mn No. 143620

>>143586 >>143613 Ok. I will not pursue it, because it makes me feel pathetic, but will probably give in if she wants to fug. t. OP

Bernd 2022-03-28 18:07:58 ⋅ 10mn No. 143632

>>143620 based

Bernd 2022-06-09 06:32:39 ⋅ 8mn No. 165586

>>143551 >caring about exes Why? How?

Bernd 2022-07-19 17:47:05 ⋅ 6mn No. 200086

My exgf was the nicest person i ever knew, smart and athletic too. Her face was sort of boyish but she was so cute overall. I didn't realize how much she meant to me, until she left. Now I'm confused and miserable, sometimes I can hardly breathe. I guess I should be happy I'm not a wizard any more but it does not seem to work like that. Sex does not bring redemption ;_;

Bernd 2022-06-09 06:39:30 ⋅ 8mn No. 165594

>>140874 >WW2 related traumata that are passed from generation to generation and how they influence(d) nurturing is still a topic here as far as I know. lmao, do you believe everything you read on 4chan?

Bernd 2022-02-27 01:21:48 ⋅ 11mn No. 138961

Thoughts?

Bernd 2022-03-19 17:48:38 ⋅ 10mn No. 141924

>>138965 Interesting, I'd never thought of it that way.

Bernd 2022-06-09 06:33:40 ⋅ 8mn No. 165587

>>138961 Acting like a fag isn't my idea of fun but YMMV.

Bernd 2022-06-09 06:35:00 ⋅ 8mn No. 165589

>>138973 Low test incel talk. What's bad about sexually aggressive women, that just means you don't have to do all the work. Pretty convenient. Of course, if your test is low because anime abuse and stoicism memes, your urge will be lower than even a woman's, so it will seem intimidating.

Bernd 2022-06-09 06:38:02 ⋅ 8mn No. 165592

>>138965 >Yaoi >feminine With those cake server chins, monster hands and 3 meter shoulder breadth? What kind of woman do you know? The yaoi look is high test (broad shoulders) and youth (androgyny). Women like young high test men, duh.