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Bernd on mission

Germany Bernd 2023-05-23 22:55:57 ⋅ 1w
No. 271995
Got a date with cute japanese girl in 9 hours. After shopping I will try to lure her into my room and fuck her before lectures start at 1pm. I have never dated an asian before, ever.
Netherlands Bernd 2023-06-02 20:02:13 ⋅ 2h No. 273216
>>271995 Well did u put benzine in bagine?

Germany Bernd 2023-03-09 16:38:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 259853
Date with new short-haired grille tomorrow. Red flag: She's vegan. But we'll see.
Netherlands Bernd 2023-03-11 14:20:28 ⋅ 2mn No. 260207
How old is she? All the **three** vegans I know became much less attractive after few years of the vegan diet (regardless of their gender). Just warning ya.
Germany Bernd 2023-03-11 15:36:52 ⋅ 2mn No. 260218
>>260207 We're both mid-twenties. Yeah, I think I consider veganism a red flag for long-term dating. Hard no if she would want me to turn vegan, too. Otherwise I'd have to think about it. But I don't know yet if she is even interested in anything long term and I'm certainly not opposed to a short term thing.
Germany Bernd 2023-03-17 23:57:55 ⋅ 2mn No. 261213
I met with her for a tea. She is very attractive and we agreed to meet again for cooking together. But since then communication has slowed to a crawl and I'm not sure if it will happen.
Mexico Bernd 2023-04-01 07:54:21 ⋅ 2mn No. 263754
omg that girl with the tongue out, where i can get one like that?

Denmark Bernd 2023-02-18 23:16:52 ⋅ 3mn No. 255960
I'm starting to reach a point where I'm becoming overly attached to my gf. Every time she doesn't call me I feel bad and as if I have done something wrong, even though she regularly calls almost every day and we even celebrated valentine's together. I've started to getting used to her being around, and I am not sure that this is a very good thing for me. When she's with me I couldn't care less about anything other than that, I feel like I could spend my entire life with her, and when she's not with me I keep getting stupid thoughts in my head, like maybe she has realized that I'm not worth her time anymore because I am on my ass and I have nothing to contribute to in a relationship. It's a bittersweet feeling when she doesn't call, because I get really anxious about phone calls from anyone so my first instinct is getting anxious about it, even though I like talking to her and stuff, I still get anxious, so as emotionally cold as it may sound, I can't get used to actually doing it. Then she doesn't call, and that's fine, but my mind wanders about many different things like how much I love her and how I feel like she's been the best thing that happened to me, I guess you could say that you start to realize just how much you like a person when she isn't there. I just want to give her my all, I want to impress her in every way imaginable, I want her to remember me and feel the way I feel about her as she would feel with me. I just want things between us to work out, I keep imagining scenarios in my head where it could go wrong all of the time and these scenarios come from the fact that I feel as if, when things go too well, if I am too happy, if things are much better than they were in the past, that there's bound to be something bad happening eventually. I'm fucked, I have trust issues and it ruins me. I'm some sort of damaged human being that can only focus on bad things in my life, because it sucked in the past for me for so long, now I don't expect anything other than bad things. I just hope that this works out for me, it has to work out because if it doesn't then I don't think I'll be getting another gf ever again. She makes me feel like a million dollars even as a Bernd, she always finds ways to make me happy, she legitimately cares about me and who I am, and this is a feeling that means so much to me that I can't even begin to describe it. All of those positive things she says about me, they're so nice to the point of me not being able to believe some of it. She's all I've ever needed in my life, but I can't be the person she needs because of the state of my life. I really don't get why she would want to choose someone like me, I'm stupid, I'm bad at social events, I'm not that good looking, I'm average in height, it's just like, the things she sees in me are things she has fabricated in her mind based on how I look. The truth of the matter is that I am a completely shit person at my very core, if people's personalities had anything to do with how they looked, then I would be extremely ugly, and she wouldn't want to be with me. But because I am somewhat not ugly, she forms some fictional idea of the person that I could be, instead of who I actually am. This is the only rational way for someone to really, actually, choose someone like me. Things at first went very fast, she was very physical with me, she had no clue what type of person I was at that time and still am to this day, a rotten person. She's giving attention and love, effort, into a lost cause. I sometimes feel like she felt bad about me and this is why she keeps me around, but then, if it had been that, then she wouldn't have been as physical during the initial point towards me. It's so complicated, I don't know if I am in love or not, but I definitely feel like I need her in my life to make me into something better because she has that ability, she influences me a lot, I think she influences me more than I influence her with my kc tier subjects. She's definitely much smarter than me, too, so there's also that. I'm starting to feel a longing for her, I've never felt exactly this before in my life, to want someone else to be near you, caring about someone deeply, it's all new to me and I'm trying hard to cope but it's difficult. If I'm not in love, then I am definitely experiencing love in some way, if that can be said.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-19 01:37:16 ⋅ 3mn No. 255977
Have you ever asked her why she likes you so much? Can't you just accept that she likes you for the way you are? Anyway, what you need is a healthier mindset. Stop thinking negatively about yourself. Even if you're a "shitty person", you can simply stop being one from today, no? I totally get where the longing for her is coming from but don't get too clingy, at least in my experience it never went well. A stronger mindset will make you more independent.
Denmark Bernd 2023-02-19 17:05:14 ⋅ 3mn No. 256099
>>255977 I've asked her why she likes me and she says it is because I look the way that I do, but it makes me think about it because I can't possibly look good enough to compensate for the fact that I am otherwise just someone who has nothing of value to contribute towards a relationship. It's hard for me to just accept that she likes me because it feels like at one point in time I was much better than I am today and she still likes me despite that, and it feels wrong, like she's been cheated of a person who might have been better than what she is getting now. I'm trying to be different and all, but it still feels like to me like she didn't take the right choice by wanting to spend time with me, and I sometimes feel like she might be someone who doesn't take the right choices, and I start to feel bad for her because of this. Like she's either a very stupid person or just someone who does not know what she is doing, it makes me feel bad.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-19 17:11:41 ⋅ 3mn No. 256101
>>256099 >she says it is because I look the way that I do what the fug

Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-28 20:10:18 ⋅ 2y No. 111050
Another dating thread by me :) Krautchan: Rat fur unzols. That aside, I didn't think i'd get this far. I wonder what I should say to initiate the secks...? >nice lol >went to the outside bazaar yesterday, bought a teapot >wanna see it? >fucking cute right? >I'll come drink tea:) >I'm proud of your good style mister :) >hehe thanks I know I'll mess this up, can't believe this happens. I am afraid i'll be too bold if I ask her to come.
Germany Bernd 2021-03-02 19:40:39 ⋅ 2y No. 111255
>>111254 Yes. Also I'm trans if that matters.
Bernd Bernd 2023-01-12 07:35:20 ⋅ 4mn No. 248650
>>111255 Alllll kinds of messed up..
Peru Bernd 2023-02-02 15:27:51 ⋅ 4mn No. 251894
I can make a Peruvian bumble guide or something
Quebec Bernd 2023-02-02 15:36:31 ⋅ 4mn No. 251896
Any non-verbose bald guys have success on the dating apps?

Germany Bernd 2021-12-28 22:12:23 ⋅ 1y No. 130867
The girl I'm dating allowed me to call her gf. She is a bit hesitant about being in a relationship for some reason, but all I want out of this she seems to want, too.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-19 00:27:04 ⋅ 5mn No. 244256
Maybe I'll call her and ask if she wants to fuck again sometime.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-22 16:10:31 ⋅ 5mn No. 244698
>>244256 I texted her and she wants to meet up again, but is busy atm. Maybe next year.
Finland Bernd 2022-12-22 17:43:57 ⋅ 5mn No. 244721
please make it possible hide boards
Germany Bernd 2022-12-24 20:48:59 ⋅ 5mn No. 245144
>>244721 Fuck off, pussy.

Germany Bernd 2022-11-17 16:05:08 ⋅ 6mn No. 239531
Dating tomboy doctor against.
Germany Bernd 2022-11-28 21:34:57 ⋅ 6mn No. 240973
Still dating her. I hope we marry.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-19 00:26:34 ⋅ 5mn No. 244255
Heart status: Broken.
Netherlands Bernd 2022-12-19 01:01:16 ⋅ 5mn No. 244261
Shit happens... Our hearts are surprisingly resilient, you'll get through this and find yourself another tomboy in no time.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-22 16:09:55 ⋅ 5mn No. 244696
>>244261 We'll see. It sucks really bad, though.

Germany Bernd 2022-12-16 21:42:53 ⋅ 5mn No. 243858
In a few days, my gf will visit me, we will cook together, watch a movie and then I will coom in her pussy. Thoughts?
Netherlands Bernd 2022-12-16 22:19:12 ⋅ 5mn No. 243863
Aren't you afraid of bringing a new little Bernd into this world?
Germany Bernd 2022-12-16 22:25:44 ⋅ 5mn No. 243864
>>243863 I will use gondom.

Germany Bernd 2022-12-05 12:45:49 ⋅ 5mn No. 241853
I acquired gf who was a virgin before meeting me. How do I teach her to be good at sex?
Hungary Bernd 2022-12-05 14:21:42 ⋅ 5mn No. 241861
Keinbernd above is right. It's a slow process. Also recommend to take it slow on purpose. Unless she has decades of watching porn behind her and desensitivised by everything, all the stuff you can do to her and with her will seem extreme for her. This also means she'll get bored by stuff slowly. You should make her get used to talking about it. And talking about it honestly. What she liked and what she did not. Again start slow and with little stuff. You should also tell her what you liked, this will encourage her to do it. Also due to shame she might tell that she doesn't liek some stuff even tho it makes her horny. You can also plant ideas indirectly, just by hints or whatever. Reward behaviour you want her to follow. Also stuff.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-05 15:33:36 ⋅ 5mn No. 241864
>>241861 Thanks experienced Bernd.
Hungary Bernd 2022-12-06 07:49:38 ⋅ 5mn No. 241923
Since you'll make a bunch of mistakes (everyone do with everything anyway) here's an additional tip. If you think there was a situation where you could have say something or do something or you don't feel you said it or did it how you should have, you can raise the topic again, can course correct. Maybe the relationship even benefits from this depending, you could spin it to sound wise, reasonable, or whatever. Don't be rude, be patient. With yourself too.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-10 11:11:51 ⋅ 5mn No. 242438
>>241923 Very good advice, thanks.

Switzerland Bernd 2022-09-10 12:10:53 ⋅ 8mn No. 224326
Have you had sex with women this summer? Personally I had one sexual intercourse and I refused another because I didn't want to fall in love with her.
Germany Bernd 2022-10-14 18:25:30 ⋅ 7mn No. 232957
>>224326 >I refused another because I didn't want to fall in love with her
Germany Bernd 2022-10-14 20:40:59 ⋅ 7mn No. 232991
I had lots of sex until february.

United Kingdom Bernd 2022-07-25 19:42:45 ⋅ 10mn No. 202449
I had a one night stand at the weekend. I didn't like her, and had decided that pretty much right away but near the end of the night I thought I'd kiss her because why not, then she got hot and horny so we went back to her place and I ate her out because I didn't have a condom. She seemed ashamed afterwards so I promised I'd be a gentleman. "I'll just have to let her down nicely" I thought to myself as we talked about follow-up dates. I didn't get her number but she had mine, so I waited over the weekend feeling guilty but also glad I maybe wasn't getting into another relationship with a woman I don't like. Then I decided to message her on the app assuming she was just too shy. She replied a few moments ago to dump me instead. I'm glad but part of me is also hurt.
Israel Bernd 2022-07-26 08:48:03 ⋅ 10mn No. 203155
this describes 80% of tinder dates you should learn to filter those out sooner
Israel Bernd 2022-07-26 08:49:03 ⋅ 10mn No. 203156
rule of thumb for social networks and online dating: whomever you are paying attention to is more popular than you are so no need to feel guilt over not dating her again lol she has other options.
Finland Bernd 2022-07-26 12:24:01 ⋅ 10mn No. 203168
>>202449 Why did you not have a condom if you were planning a hookup?
United Kingdom Bernd 2022-08-20 14:27:59 ⋅ 9mn No. 219146
>>203168 I wasn't. It's unrelated but I also dislike wearing them, the last time I had to use one I couldn't feel anything and ended up hurting the girl. I looked into this and it might be because I was using a regular that could be too small or maybe it was the brand. Either way more inquiry is needed into condoms that actually feel good as I don't understand how people who have regular casual sex can possible enjoy the sensation compared to bareback. Plus I dated a doctor once who said that carrying a condom around in your wallet is stupid because it's not designed for the heat and general wear and tear. She had a creampie fetish though and took me without so maybe she just wanted me to spaff in her which I duly obliged.