Movies and Television

Bernd 2025-04-24 16:26:06 ⋅ 1d No. 339735

Dee Dee Gatton from the National Desk has got to be the single most pornographic, English-speaking news anchor I’ve ever seen. Only the Spanish-language newsbabes are probably more pornographic-looking without being in Naked News or just straight up bukkake news porn.

Seen anyone with a more porno look on the news than her?

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Bernd 2025-03-08 23:30:17 ⋅ 1mn No. 337097

This movie is so revealing. People think that Italian mafia is tough and smart, but criminal organisations in Asia are on absolutely another level. They sell drugs, they traffic people, do online casinos and crypto scams, while buying government and operating from a public school for extra security.
This movie was banned in Cambodia, because criminals who have influence over government wanted this movie to fail and continue grifting.

Bernd 2025-03-02 16:34:23 ⋅ 1mn No. 336258

Is Bernd watching the Polandball podcast.

https://youtu.be/YZKy-OtMnLM

Bernd 2025-03-02 20:17:03 ⋅ 1mn No. 336493

>>336258
They said the line

Bernd 2025-03-03 09:54:52 ⋅ 1mn No. 336526

>>336493
which one?

Bernd 2025-03-03 22:46:42 ⋅ 1mn No. 336559

>>336526
Bo Bo, they said “Krautchan”  I love krautchan

But it’s important to note that this counts as an advertisement for KC. What’s going to happen when a kid sees Countryballs talk about krautchan and decides to look it up, finds .rip and sees CP. That’s why our job we have is so important for the children of tomorrow. Just a small reminder of what we do. 

>Krautchan :-DDD
<“krautchan or whatever” kek Dickrhino doesn’t even know he made someone’s day

Bernd 2024-12-27 17:15:14 ⋅ 3mn No. 330080

Today I watched under the sun

>if you have any other North Korean film to watch let me know

https://youtu.be/JlLQTX0CzlE

Bernd 2024-12-01 21:28:13 ⋅ 4mn No. 328019

Ok started watching the Rick and Morty anime 

>I herd it was bad so let’s see

Bernd 2024-12-03 23:30:36 ⋅ 4mn No. 328161

This show actually surprised me
This show is so…
Ass this is the worst things I’ve seen in a while my fuck god I did not make it pass the intro my god.
Morty dose not say a single word it’s just fucking modern SpongeBob ah dialogue where it’s just grunts and moans.and the fucking art style has less shading the old family guy. Couldn’t even get own fact, right slow entropy dose not equal backwards in time. It’s hook was so bad that I could not even want to see how it ends because it just looks so uninteresting

>don’t Watch not worth the time of a Beautiful Bernd

Bernd 2024-11-17 22:35:50 ⋅ 5mn No. 326909

Just got done watching philosophy of the knife part 1 and 2. I’m a start watching the man behind the sun and graveyard of the fireflies.

Bernd 2024-11-11 23:58:34 ⋅ 5mn No. 326381

Where the robots grow is apparently, the first AI animated film and it SUCKS. 

https://youtu.be/3vfhIeNHhv4

Bernd 2024-11-12 01:04:56 ⋅ 5mn No. 326385

>>326384
First person who say Wall-e is getting sniped

Bernd 2024-11-12 01:41:59 ⋅ 5mn No. 326386

Just got back from watching the entire thing

There’s a lot of small inconsistencies, especially when they start walking, and when there just standing still, they tend to do random movements in a unnatural way

The writing is so poor, it’s going at breakneck speeds for the entirety of the film. There is a character named pop in the beginning of the film who dies and after it only mentioned twice. There’s also a character named two who isn’t that bad but it made infinitely worse by having half the dialogue in the movie (it dose not speak until like an hour in).The music is so ass it dose not fit the scene at all and sucks. I felt absolutely nothing watching this not even anger it’s just a bland film that I can’t even get mad at.

>I don’t want trump to be president so we can give the baby an abortion

Bernd 2024-11-12 11:00:06 ⋅ 5mn No. 326407

>>326381
Might have aswell crouched next to a vacuum robot and wait for it to grow into a canary. I don’t know why anyone would expect much from the title alone, except for artificials first illness

Bernd 2024-11-12 11:13:47 ⋅ 5mn No. 326410

>>326385
wall-e was ebin for sure, but the whole mecha genre has its identity crisis

Bernd 2024-09-16 16:11:01 ⋅ 7mn No. 319984

Any recommendations for motoring shows past The Grand Tour? Will miss the three lads dearly, but I can’t live off of Top Gear and TGT reruns forever…

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