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GermanyWEBM THREAD?Bernd2021-08-23 08:00:12 · 5yNo. 120949reply
Webm thread!
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Saint PetersburgBernd2021-09-12 22:51:51 · 5yNo. 122557reply
BerndBernd2021-09-15 20:37:46 · 5yNo. 122718reply
GermanyBernd2021-09-15 21:48:06 · 5yNo. 122721reply
protip: no
SloveniaBernd2021-09-16 12:52:16 · 5yNo. 122747reply
>The health secretary ⁦Humza Yousaf⁩ does not appear to be having a good day at work…
>Mr Yousaf has been using crutches and a scooter since rupturing his achilles playing badminton

GermanyBernd2021-09-15 22:03:57 · 5yNo. 122723reply
I just learned how to burp a few words (happy birthday).
 
Should I send it to my cousin (female)
 
Discuss or send burp requests.
BerndBernd2021-09-15 23:00:16 · 5yNo. 122725reply
Based
RussiaBernd2021-09-16 06:34:31 · 5yNo. 122729reply
GermanyBernd2021-09-16 09:35:22 · 5yNo. 122736reply
nnnnnnice! manly burpening right there.
 
 
r8 my russian

BerndBernd2021-09-15 20:24:09 · 5yNo. 122714reply
In the future, you will be locked in kc armor 24/7. Only for the sole purpose of sperm extraction will you be unlocked and allowed to squirt into a machine, that is designed to milk you as quickly and efficiently as possible. And you will be happy.

GermanyMIT ALLES?Bernd2021-09-14 10:58:56 · 5yNo. 122651reply
with all?
GermanySOßE?Bernd2021-09-14 11:01:59 · 5yNo. 122652reply
GermanyMIT SCHARF?Bernd2021-09-14 11:02:18 · 5yNo. 122653reply
RussiaBernd2021-09-15 08:22:53 · 5yNo. 122688reply
Kebab = the German people and society.
Turks = Turks.
GermanyBernd2021-09-15 09:19:29 · 5yNo. 122690reply
that's 4 geld 50

GermanyBernd2021-09-14 20:59:11 · 5yNo. 122681reply
Hallo Bernd, Wir haben uns seit 10 Jahren nicht mehr gesehen. Wie geht es dir? <3 ISt hier noch so alles wie früher? Ich lese viel Englisch hier, geht doch alle nach /int/ ;_;
GermanyBernd2021-09-14 21:42:45 · 5yNo. 122682reply
Ganz gut.
Anscheinend soll /de/ das deutsche Brett sein, aber ich meine auch, dass BO /de/ löschen soll und /b/ deutsch wird.
GermanyBernd2021-09-15 07:54:17 · 5yNo. 122685reply
Hier wird nichts gelöscht.

Saint PetersburgDayly musik thredaBernd2021-09-12 22:49:07 · 5yNo. 122556reply
My choose for this night is AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 56709
 
Yours?
SloveniaBernd2021-09-12 23:32:36 · 5yNo. 122559reply

GermanyBernd2021-09-07 12:52:37 · 5yNo. 122301reply
Tonight we will upgrade our home by crafting something really cool for our DIY smoking lounge balcony.
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GermanyBernd2021-09-11 12:50:07 · 5yNo. 122504reply
GermanyBernd2021-09-11 21:05:21 · 5yNo. 122514reply
Why didn't you build the crank at the balcony?
GermanyBernd2021-09-11 21:07:41 · 5yNo. 122516reply
Also why you post it on /b?
GermanyBernd2021-09-11 21:46:29 · 5yNo. 122517reply
because the balcony is too small and we can't sacriface the place for it
 
often up to 4 people sit on it at the same time
 
why not?

BerndBernd2021-08-24 19:00:41 · 5yNo. 121154reply
Riddle me this...
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BerndBernd2021-08-24 19:04:22 · 5yNo. 121156reply
Idk, it wasn't on the start page.
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 19:11:20 · 5yNo. 121162reply
wasn't twitterposting hated anyway?
 
t. not following chanbeef
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 19:18:05 · 5yNo. 121163reply
Depends on the twitterposting I guess. Most annoying is using some weirdo with 2 followers as an example of a political movement or something.
SloveniaBernd2021-08-24 20:48:12 · 5yNo. 121171sagereply
even I'm refraining from twitterposting here ffs
and I actually had ppl message me on twitter when I'm coming back to noncechan bc they miss my twitterposts

GermanyAbout to coom...Bernd2021-09-08 11:44:11 · 5yNo. 122354reply
and then i'll shower and continue work
 
I realised I haven't coomed in a few days and now I am very happy to nut to some big booba blondies.
GermanyBernd2021-09-08 11:50:44 · 5yNo. 122355reply
hm, 6 more minutes of my life wasted
NorwayBernd2021-09-08 12:32:34 · 5yNo. 122358reply
Why not big ass blondes next time? Mix it up a bit
BerndBernd2021-09-08 13:11:00 · 5yNo. 122360reply
> Mix it up a bit
thanks for the tip mr. noseberg

TurkeyBernd2021-09-05 20:11:56 · 5yNo. 122180reply
thoughts on new ayran maiden album???
 
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RussiaBernd2021-09-06 20:43:39 · 5yNo. 122273reply
I can be months of work to record an album.
GermanyBernd2021-09-06 20:52:26 · 5yNo. 122275reply
ohh no! many months of enjoyable time
New ZealandBernd2021-09-06 22:39:53 · 5yNo. 122280reply
Took less than three days iirc.
SloveniaBernd2021-09-07 10:15:37 · 5yNo. 122298reply
enjoyable stuff, not particularly memorable tho
still need to listen to the rest of the album (damn, over 80 mins?), only heard this track and that pre-released single (writing on the wall) so far
I think I'm gonna give it a 3.8/5
 
in other news, peste noire also has new album out
 
this. you're too consumer culture oriented if you fail to understand this
the spirit of rock is very much participatory culture oriented – artists perform their own songs rather than regurgitate standards (like was the norm in the 50s and earlier), bands when touring have local acts as openers (again encouraging participation) – some of them just happen to actually become popular, but that's a side effect of being the best.
there is no shame in just getting together and making something – you're contributing, you're part of the participatory culture of rock music

GermanyBernd2021-09-06 20:04:54 · 5yNo. 122266reply
Moeche kennen lerne deutche mädchen wo gibt
RussiaBernd2021-09-06 20:09:31 · 5yNo. 122267reply
zurück zu krautchan
GermanyBernd2021-09-06 22:12:03 · 5yNo. 122279reply
geh in den reitclub da gibts genug
TurkeyBernd2021-09-06 22:50:00 · 5yNo. 122283reply
mit scharf?

GermanyBernd2021-09-05 18:53:29 · 5yNo. 122175reply
This disney character is literally me.
NorwayBernd2021-09-05 19:44:34 · 5yNo. 122177reply
tfw no atlantis gf
GermanyBernd2021-09-05 20:51:02 · 5yNo. 122182reply
I'm a nerd with glasses and I want an athletic gf, is that so much to ask?
FinlandBernd2021-09-05 20:59:35 · 5yNo. 122183reply
 
hot gfs falling in love with nerdy guys is just a fantasy.

GermanyBernd2021-08-15 18:10:16 · 5yNo. 120048reply
Tomorrow is my first day of work since 2018. I'm very anxious. Wish me luck.
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GermanyBernd2021-09-02 21:36:32 · 5yNo. 121898reply
Agreed.
 
Not sure yet what I'll tell my boss tomorrow, since they asked for an exchange of greetings, but this person didn't allow me to get another word like that in.
 
I'll also work with this person once more because I had already promised to do so and a friend of mine will also be at the second event. I'll not cooperate with this person beyond that, though.
GermanyBernd2021-09-04 21:12:23 · 5yNo. 122098reply
My boss and a colleague of my boss said this person wasn't good at that particular job and overworked. (I was fearing my boss might be best friends with her or something.)
New ZealandBernd2021-09-05 02:35:18 · 5yNo. 122124reply
Uh oh Bernt, you're playing office politics now. Consider searching out stronger people to back you up if you're going to try and usurp anyone.
GermanyBernd2021-09-05 09:00:05 · 5yNo. 122135reply
Not really.

BerndBernd2021-09-04 21:09:36 · 5yNo. 122097reply
I hate people who smoke. The person in the apartment below me smokes on the balcony and I can't open my window without letting smoke in.
BerndBernd2021-09-04 21:54:31 · 5yNo. 122105reply
Yeah it's disgusting.
 
t. social smoker
FinlandBernd2021-09-04 23:06:37 · 5yNo. 122114reply
 
I dream of having a romance with an artistic girl that smokes and we would live in a big city and eat some cheese and drink wine
RussiaBernd2021-09-05 02:35:04 · 5yNo. 122123reply
Don't remember asking
BerndBernd2021-09-05 05:37:38 · 5yNo. 122132reply
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