Aww, bring it home with you.

I already stole him. I remember I used to see him outside and he wouldn't even let me pet him, after ans months now he loves me.

its butiful

Sitting here learning flute and mandarin.

 

What are you learning right now?

Coding... at least yours is fun.

coding is nice

when i am home i will continue to learn the svelte framework

good morning

i am convinced you are gaytex larping as bernd

dude's getting lightheaded from carbon monoxide and thinks he's high lmao

Soon OP goes schizo from gas station fake marihuana.

 

i doubt it is fake though i can not be sure. i have no idea what else they put in. it tastes kind of like sweet berries so there must be some kind of artificial flavour in there.

Does it help with the depression at least?

use it to stop smoking

NO! it takes 4-6 weeks to fully kick in.

What do you get out of it? Do you try to get them to send nudes to you or do you want to travel to them on vacation and do sexings?

I want a green card to paradise.

i agree completely

and yet everyone around me submits, thus i have little choice

i poop every morning within 30 minutes of waking up

I do that every other day or even less often. Pooping is such a waste of time.

its even more interesting to keep track of which meals come out, as in how long ait takes. then you can track things like if certain meals are unhealthy or painful

yesterday - two days ago i suppose - i was helping a friend clean his place out. it was so much worse than what you've posted on the op. so very much worse. the stench was unbelievable, the guy carries it with him wherever he goes, so he has this reputation for smelling like piss. when i actually got down to it it was way, way worse than just piss.

there were flies everywhere, i doubt they'll ever leave, and we only got through half of one room. i slashed my hand on a ragged piece of metal and ducked out to go disinfect it, but i'll be back during the week.

it was all building up for maybe five years without a clean, so it'll be a fairly long term job, but the satisfaction garnered thereby will keep my current manic upswing going for at least a few days longer than it usually would last, then back en enfer.

hello

i recently found out an artist i like is from finland and i am not surprised

and he made a robo cat police

he said because in finland the slang term for police is like cat

i would like to take it further

Have you ever considered farming your own sunflower field? I think it would be a smashing success!

sunflower fields are everywhere here

Aren't you the same Bernd who had hidden poteto field?

They look like the "new swedes"

what's a swede

on clobenia, swede ("šved") is an euphemism for bosnians

Yep. Tastes like cherry coke left in an open bottle for a night

yeah I can't believe I used to chug that slop as a kid. these days I maybe have one or two sodas a month (usually Mexican goga gola) and I consider it a treat, instead of drinking it like water like I used to

Nah, Yeah! I can relate, except I enjoy chugging down a Guarana energy drink down my throat.

He does look like a pedophile so yeah probably

You may be right

that is proof enough

what have you done?

:(

Somehow i can relate to your post, except for the part about having ever tried to get a gf, i can't even picture myself asking out a girl, shit is like a phobia to me. At least you sound functional and social bernd.

You'll eventually score a girl if you keep trying but if that doesn't work, just pay a girl to date you... that's what i'm gonna do.