What do you get out of it? Do you try to get them to send nudes to you or do you want to travel to them on vacation and do sexings?

I want a green card to paradise.

i agree completely

and yet everyone around me submits, thus i have little choice

i poop every morning within 30 minutes of waking up

I do that every other day or even less often. Pooping is such a waste of time.

its even more interesting to keep track of which meals come out, as in how long ait takes. then you can track things like if certain meals are unhealthy or painful

yesterday - two days ago i suppose - i was helping a friend clean his place out. it was so much worse than what you've posted on the op. so very much worse. the stench was unbelievable, the guy carries it with him wherever he goes, so he has this reputation for smelling like piss. when i actually got down to it it was way, way worse than just piss.

there were flies everywhere, i doubt they'll ever leave, and we only got through half of one room. i slashed my hand on a ragged piece of metal and ducked out to go disinfect it, but i'll be back during the week.

it was all building up for maybe five years without a clean, so it'll be a fairly long term job, but the satisfaction garnered thereby will keep my current manic upswing going for at least a few days longer than it usually would last, then back en enfer.

hello

i recently found out an artist i like is from finland and i am not surprised

and he made a robo cat police

he said because in finland the slang term for police is like cat

i would like to take it further

Have you ever considered farming your own sunflower field? I think it would be a smashing success!

sunflower fields are everywhere here

Aren't you the same Bernd who had hidden poteto field?

They look like the "new swedes"

what's a swede

on clobenia, swede ("šved") is an euphemism for bosnians

Yep. Tastes like cherry coke left in an open bottle for a night

yeah I can't believe I used to chug that slop as a kid. these days I maybe have one or two sodas a month (usually Mexican goga gola) and I consider it a treat, instead of drinking it like water like I used to

Nah, Yeah! I can relate, except I enjoy chugging down a Guarana energy drink down my throat.

He does look like a pedophile so yeah probably

You may be right

that is proof enough

what have you done?

:(

Somehow i can relate to your post, except for the part about having ever tried to get a gf, i can't even picture myself asking out a girl, shit is like a phobia to me. At least you sound functional and social bernd.

You'll eventually score a girl if you keep trying but if that doesn't work, just pay a girl to date you... that's what i'm gonna do.

You can't buy Koolaid here. I guess that this is ans exclusive american thing.

We have alternative products.

is it actually good or is it the kind of thing you do for shock value and then are left with nothing but regret and nasty pickles?

If you like pickles they're great.

There is nothing devilish. Do it. If you get indoor kots you must have sufficient space so they can roam around and get two so they can play with each other when you don't have time for them. Best is ans outdoor kot of course.

 

I noticed it gives me tremendous joy to watch kot videos. So I try to do this multiple times a week. I do recommend this.

that's the thing, I don't have time for a pet so it wouldn't be fair to get one

Then don't get one. You shouldn't get a kot if you can't provide properly for its needs. I don't have one for this reason as well.

Sounds like having sex with me except 8 mins longer

if i hold out a metal umbrella and am really tall am i more likely to have sex with you?

Ohhh sex hummina hummina hummina gonna cum ohh baby yes gonna cum

I am not sure tbh lol, I ate the tastiest aromatic zucchinis and I ate some horribly bitter ones that almost ruined the entire dish, I think it has something to do with age. The fresher the zucchini the sweeter they are, they tend to get bitter somewhat quickly despite not being bad. Also the small zucchinis are sweeter than the big ones, but obviously they are not that suitable for filling. Just make sure you eat them 3-4 days after buying

YES

 

I'm hungry

the zuchini is not aborbent like bread. if it was on bread it would be much more appetizing. its sort of slimy zucchini