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FinlandIt's Autumn Eve, Northern BerndBernd2023-08-05 13:02:32 · 3yNo. 281863reply
Tomorrow is the day that we will exit that quarter of the year during which our hemisphere receives the most light - the end of Summer
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PolandBernd2023-08-10 18:36:29 · 3yNo. 282495reply
FinlandBernd2023-08-10 19:05:12 · 3yNo. 282505reply
that's what i've been saying
BerndBernd2023-08-10 19:17:29 · 3yNo. 282511reply
PolandBernd2023-08-10 20:00:34 · 3yNo. 282529reply
is that a character from a Finnish kids show or a victim of the Chernobyl disaster? I can't tell

BerndBernd2023-08-09 23:49:21 · 3yNo. 282415reply
granny granny granny granny loneliness
granny granny granny granny happiness
granny granny granny granny killing me
granny granny granny granny slowly
grannytown, love, its a hot and smelly place for you and me
grannytown, love, you don't even matter anyway
granny day, love, you will open up your eyes and monkey see
its granny destiny
where we're going you just don't matter
you just don't matter
haaaaaa haha haaaaaa haha haaaaaa
 
granny get back to your loneliness
don't know what to do with granny happiness
granny granny granny granny killing me
granny granny granny granny slowly
grannytown, love, its a hot and dirty place for you and me
granny town, love, you don't really matter anyway
granny day, love, you will open up your eyes and monkey see
its granny destiny
where we're going you just don't matter
BerndBernd2023-08-10 19:06:58 · 3yNo. 282506reply
United StatesBernd2023-08-10 19:31:58 · 3yNo. 282519reply
BerndBernd2023-08-10 19:41:16 · 3yNo. 282523reply
no im scottish

FinlandBernd2023-08-09 04:57:17 · 3yNo. 282284reply
Becoming more aware of the hitleritism in every day
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SloveniaBernd2023-08-10 18:34:53 · 3yNo. 282492reply
we have ans walnut trees on clovenia
BerndBernd2023-08-10 18:44:47 · 3yNo. 282498reply
then you should try making walnut ketchup and tell kc how it goes. supposedly its like worcester sauce and goes well either as an ingredient or with any kind of meat. used to be a very common sauce on the britain
SloveniaBernd2023-08-10 19:16:06 · 3yNo. 282510reply
hmm
 
they don't grow in the parts where I live much
but I could try I guess
 
another thing I was going to try was making acorn flour
BerndBernd2023-08-10 19:18:32 · 3yNo. 282512reply
try is all you can do. if you can make a phonetic alphabet then finding green walnuts should be easy for yuo

FinlandBernd2023-08-09 05:04:36 · 3yNo. 282287reply
New day dawns... a changelings work is never over...
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GermanyBernd2023-08-09 16:49:14 · 3yNo. 282336reply
Are you sure you are a cat? Your fur is a little thin.
PolandBernd2023-08-09 19:33:48 · 3yNo. 282358reply
he's a sphynx mix
RussiaBernd2023-08-10 17:07:09 · 3yNo. 282482reply
 
What goes on four feet in the morning, two feet in midday, and three feet in the evening?
FinlandBernd2023-08-10 17:11:39 · 3yNo. 282483reply
No it's just your style, it's kind of insufferable. No wonder you skate brother
I'm no cat. Cats are retards

FinlandBernd2023-08-10 13:00:21 · 3yNo. 282449reply
It was always time to stop suffering against

TexasAnts invasionBernd2023-08-09 14:32:43 · 3yNo. 282319reply
Ants invaded my room again. I will have to go buy some poisons.
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United StatesBernd2023-08-09 16:53:22 · 3yNo. 282337reply
WW3 on bugs.
GermanyBernd2023-08-09 17:33:43 · 3yNo. 282340reply
Just continuing the good ole jewish tradition started by Fritz Haber my personal hero
United StatesBernd2023-08-09 20:32:43 · 3yNo. 282389reply
Burn em out
United StatesBernd2023-08-09 23:35:42 · 3yNo. 282410reply
buy some diatomaceous earth and sprinkle it around

United StatesBernd2023-08-07 08:38:47 · 3yNo. 282058reply
"asexual" males are just low t sissies trying to make themselves fell unique
 
t. low t sissy
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GermanyBernd2023-08-08 17:32:45 · 3yNo. 282250reply
United StatesBernd2023-08-08 17:58:05 · 3yNo. 282252reply
#Whoremongering
GermanyBernd2023-08-08 18:13:31 · 3yNo. 282253reply
No onii chan. It is way too big. And it stinks ~uwu~
United StatesBernd2023-08-09 18:18:05 · 3yNo. 282349reply

RussiaBernd2023-07-16 16:30:54 · 3yNo. 279093reply
tommorow i starting my 1200km trip thru slavlands by car. its not much but im still worried, my 11 years old golf is not kind of car for such distances
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GermanyBernd2023-08-08 02:35:52 · 3yNo. 282164reply
>havent paid the road jews
 
can you just not pay in Russia and hope to not get caught? or what?
RussiaBernd2023-08-08 07:49:44 · 3yNo. 282200reply
i dont know what the consequence but is it even physically possible? i dont know do they have barriers there that open once you pay
RussiaBernd2023-08-08 08:09:14 · 3yNo. 282203reply
i mean i was driving by free roads, there are also roads you must pay to drive by, they are much better and faster
GermanyBernd2023-08-08 10:14:37 · 3yNo. 282211reply
There are cameras everywhere.

GermanyBernd2023-08-02 00:14:22 · 3yNo. 281503reply
I want to fug masculine women
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SloveniaBernd2023-08-07 13:12:09 · 3yNo. 282080reply
Pic related is not masculine
HungaryBernd2023-08-07 15:12:24 · 3yNo. 282097reply
>masculine
Here's Guyladriel manspreading for you.
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 17:18:33 · 3yNo. 282110reply
i love Guyladriel so much its unreal
HungaryBernd2023-08-08 07:21:20 · 3yNo. 282193reply
I'm sorry, Bernd.

GermanyBANVOTE GERMAN MODBernd2023-08-07 16:26:38 · 3yNo. 282102reply
He spams the board with banvote threads and hungers to ban innocent Bernds like Texas or our genius holder of secret truths sk8erbernd.
 
yes/no
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GermanyBernd2023-08-07 21:55:56 · 3yNo. 282143reply
Bann the Danish Bernd for stealing my Why Worry Bears.
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 22:31:56 · 3yNo. 282144reply
Of course that's a possibility but I am very important to the German posting eco system, my witty commentary and charismatic likeable aura is needed to balance out the German bitterness and cringe, the stakes are too high
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 23:03:31 · 3yNo. 282148reply
Just stop writing like a women.
TexasBernd2023-08-07 23:10:19 · 3yNo. 282149reply
Back off bub, he's my fraulein now.

PolandBernd2023-08-06 17:09:10 · 3yNo. 282010reply
do birds enjoy music?
 
two pigeons sat on my windowsill today while I was practicing guitar and I swear they were watching and listening almost as if hypnotized
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GermanyBernd2023-08-07 16:40:13 · 3yNo. 282106reply
>don't think I haven't noticed you leaving our spotify mix
Yes sorry.
 
I'm not that confident in my taste in music anyway and this year I have a phase where I exclusively listen to german folk music with bagpipes. It made me feel like the outcast pleb of the playlist and I don't want to be that guy that prevents you from writing your real name in spotify. I hope that you and the other Bernd get happy together.
PolandBernd2023-08-07 17:00:41 · 3yNo. 282108reply
you've done me a terrible disservice by depraving me of the german bagpipes, I hope you're happy!
 
it sucks you felt self conscious about your music taste, but I get it, I sometimes feel that way too; although I'd like to think our mix was a judgement free zone
 
> and I don't want to be that guy that prevents you from writing your real name in spotify
the person who prevents me from doing that is me, so no worries
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 17:22:42 · 3yNo. 282111reply
i've had inner city foxes (who are very thin and always on the run) late at night stop in their tracks to watch me skate.
 
one night while i was only eating apples and nothing else i threw a fox an apple but he didn't want it.
United StatesBernd2023-08-07 22:45:10 · 3yNo. 282147reply
>I haven't said I'm any good at it (yet), I'm just cycling through a bunch of chords and doing spider exercises
i mean the bird's response
if they move in rhythm with the music it might be groundbreaking (though they would assume the video is faked)

GermanyBANVOTE SK8ERBERNDBernd2023-08-06 12:28:38 · 3yNo. 281982reply
I like him but apparently others don't.
 
 
yes / no
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GermanyBernd2023-08-07 13:14:09 · 3yNo. 282081reply
newfriend please
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 13:14:26 · 3yNo. 282082reply
yes please make a thread i will vote yes
HungaryBernd2023-08-07 15:03:46 · 3yNo. 282096reply
Why the fuck should anyone be banned? What is this ostrakismos? Would you make him move to Sicily too?
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 15:34:05 · 3yNo. 282100reply
obviously nobody should be banned
what the fuck why is everyone so upset
 
i made this thread because even though it is obvious TO ME that nobody should be banned, I see many posts of people crying for bans.
 
Turns out it was just a loud minority.
 
Case closed.

ArgentinaThe Shitting DilemaBernd2023-08-04 07:06:35 · 3yNo. 281742reply
Defecating might be the most disgusting and cringy thing our bodies do
 
Unlike some other species feces like guinea pigs/hamster, wich are single shaped and not so smelly, human feces comes in different shapes, and has a disgusting smell (plus the might have different colors depending on what you eat)
 
Compared to peeing, it takes around 5 to 10 minutes to expell your feces (plus cleaning, wich also generates an spent on toilet papper), while peeing only takes seconds and all you need is your benis/clitt
 
Also, pee can be treated easily with a few chemicals, poop need special treament plants wich are expensive and hard to build, this is why most coast cities preffer to throw the shit to the sea wich also pollutes the enviroment, just imagine that you might be swimming/drinking on water that had shit floating on it a few days ago
 
So, do you have any solutions to this problem? In my opinion material food should be replaced with liquids/pills wich contains all the nutrients our bodies need
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GermanyBernd2023-08-06 14:10:15 · 3yNo. 281995reply
>that stat means that out of 5 liters of blood 4 liters is just lymph
 
if that was true you would be left with just 1 liter of blood. that's not enough to get it to flow everywhere. you can't lump the blood and the lymph together. blood has it's own pump, the heart which ensure it is always flowing. the blood has to stay reliably perfect, it has to stay in a certain ph range or it ceases to deliver nutrients to all the cells. if it doesn't then the blood leeches out calcium out of the bones to ensure proper ph value, which weakens the bone. ironocally milk drinkers believe they are doing their bones a favor because there is calcium in the cow's milk they buy but in order to protect the blood of the ph-damge the milk would cause, the blood protects itself with calcium, leaving the milk drinker with bones that get weaker and more brittle with every glass of milk they drink.
 
lymph is different. it only moves when muscles are active because they use the muscles to pump. it doesn't have a dedicated pump that means if you are lazy for a week then your lymph has been sitting unmoved in your body for a week and started to rot and causes all kinds of problems while your blood has been circulating thanks to the heart. the lymph also can't leech calcium out of the bones so whatever level of acidity it is dealt ph-wise, it has to make due.
 
lymph not moving is dangerous, yet people still believe physical activity is optional. some fatties have fat fingers and they seem to agree with the common propaganda that this is "fat that the body has stored for days in which there isn't much food."
 
i think this is what they believe: their body can manage the amount of food they stuff down their throat without system failure and then carefully extract the energy and store it. they are blind to the fact that their lymphatic system is failing and literally does not know where to put all the metabolic waste so it just stays in place without being transported off. they lymph system which is meant to be in constant flow around the body to collect all the waste simply stopped flowing. meanwhile their fingers get fat and even their face and they think this is the body successfully storing energy. and then they get lied to by genocidal propaganda that their body was meant to be this way.
SloveniaBernd2023-08-06 16:04:58 · 3yNo. 282005reply
hurr durr.
the lymphatic system does not have its own pump and has a one-way flow from lymph capillaries, and emptying into the subclavian veins. it "appears from nothing" because it is circulated in the same arterial system but seeps out of the blood capillaries through the tissue.
you say that lymph moves and doesn't need a dedicated pump but THERE IS NO CIRCULATION THE LYMPHATIC SYSTEM IS A ONE WAY STREET
GermanyBernd2023-08-06 16:35:37 · 3yNo. 282007reply
keep seething fingerlet
 
'metabolic waste' lol. its just stored energy that is making me stronger every time i eat
GermanyBernd2023-08-06 16:44:30 · 3yNo. 282008reply
>CIRCULATION
 
circulation might not be the best way to describe what i was trying to say. you get hung up whether it is an actual circular system, what i was trying to express is that the blood reaches everywhere, to all the cells and all those cells that were successfully reached by the blood have their waste products transported away by the lymph system. blood reaches everywhere, lymph reaches everywhere.
 
when i say either those systems circulates i meant they reach everywhere. when the lymph suddenly stops flowing and stays in place and the cellpoop can not be transported off and peed out, then it doesn't circulate anymore.
 
the important thing about the lymph is whether it flows or not. if you don't exert yourself physically and eat wrong then the waste stays where it is.
 
 
i wonder what happened there. clearly the puffy fingers indicate that lymphatic flow has stopped in his hands. who knows in what abysmal shape the rest of his body is. he might never uses the hands for anything. no typing on the computer, no washing dishes, no carrying groceries, no preparing food, no opening doors. lol these hands might be so unused, it begs the question why he even has them. maybe for golfing.

GermanyBANVOTE TEXASBernd2023-08-06 03:04:32 · 3yNo. 281942reply
Should the Texan shitposter get banned?
 
yes / no
 
 
2/3 of votes are needed for a ban.
 
So vote! Your voice matters.
This is how we will do it from now on.
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AustraliaBernd2023-08-06 10:48:41 · 3yNo. 281972reply
Yeah Nah. The guy hasn’t done anything wrong… to me…
SpainBernd2023-08-06 11:52:06 · 3yNo. 281977reply
yes
AzerbaijanBernd2023-08-06 11:56:01 · 3yNo. 281978reply
Ofc not(yet)
NetherlandsBernd2023-08-06 12:01:37 · 3yNo. 281979reply
Nope. Shitposting is (and should be) allowed.
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