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PolandBernd2023-08-30 17:56:00 · 3yNo. 285690reply
tell me about something good that happened to you today
 
two wild birds have been regularly coming to my window for the past year and earlier today they brought their baby with them
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GermanyBernd2023-09-11 18:08:44 · 3yNo. 287432reply
>but I really don't understand soups as food
When I make broth it is usually so full of gelatin that it turns solid in the fridge.
I make it in the microwave and throw 2-3 eggs and ramen noodles in there. Along with the vegetables that are already in there I have to eat the majority with a fork.
It's one of those meals that for some reason leaves you extremely satisfied when you are done with it. I try to have either this or self-made lasagna in the freezer at all times.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-11 21:21:17 · 3yNo. 287459reply
Soups are not food, they're drink.
United StatesBernd2023-09-12 01:40:31 · 3yNo. 287477reply
i considered taking pic but thought it might be rude to the owner at that moment
United StatesBernd2023-09-12 05:23:29 · 3yNo. 287504reply
I think owls hoot mainly for mating or marking their territory so I don't want to be a tease or a threat

United StatesBernd2023-09-11 02:30:43 · 3yNo. 287337reply
Waiting for night so I can go shopping because the sunlight literally hurts me.
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United StatesBernd2023-09-11 05:15:38 · 3yNo. 287347reply
Nevermind, I can't go shopping because the lights are too bright.
Current settis: sitting in the dark.
Soon cold also dark
MoscowBernd2023-09-11 05:27:13 · 3yNo. 287348reply
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 09:25:03 · 3yNo. 287356reply
Ok, daywalker.
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 12:45:57 · 3yNo. 287366reply
 
maybe you underestimated the sun

RussiaBernd2023-09-10 19:58:34 · 3yNo. 287297reply
decades of imageboard posting altered my perception of reality in wrong way
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RussiaBernd2023-09-11 04:43:36 · 3yNo. 287343reply
why are all the germs who went to bernd group turned out to be the most boring keinbernd motherfuckers in existence
 
dont listen to them, boot up that shemale fisting extravaganza porn and start jackhammerin', proceed to guro afterwards and dont forget to make a page-long incel rant on /pol
United StatesBernd2023-09-11 05:01:51 · 3yNo. 287344reply
same. sometimes I even type in runglish without realizing it
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 05:03:06 · 3yNo. 287345reply
>all the germs
>some schizo samefag replying to himself
RussiaBernd2023-09-11 11:31:53 · 3yNo. 287361reply
bro, this is childish level. Sometimes i act like a legit schizo, im dangerous for the society

RussiaBernd2023-09-08 18:44:34 · 3yNo. 287002reply
plaas help
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HungaryBernd2023-09-09 18:11:44 · 3yNo. 287176reply
If 0 and 1 are working, write it in binary then translate it with online service.
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 00:08:16 · 3yNo. 287215reply
thanks roosia for the laugh
come on it for old time's sake
RussiaBernd2023-09-10 10:40:53 · 3yNo. 287259reply
i bought soulless keyboard i dont like
RussiaBernd2023-09-10 13:47:04 · 3yNo. 287266reply
who the fuck is there to blame other thank yourself retard
 
 
 
 
just kidding its a substitute purchase that is soon to be overshadowed by a glorious proper full-time investment that will bring years upon years of satisfaction and joy to you, you will make it bro. best of luck

GermanyBernd2023-09-08 16:06:21 · 3yNo. 286981reply
Habbenings in Berga, Spain
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FinlandBernd2023-09-09 06:24:41 · 3yNo. 287067reply
Did you know that Poles and Americans think it's still Summer? Crazy right?
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 01:06:26 · 3yNo. 287220reply
but i got sunburnt today how could it not be summer
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 03:04:18 · 3yNo. 287226reply
>giving yourself skin cancer in the country with the worst healthcare.
 
FUCK YEAH!!!
FinlandBernd2023-09-10 07:03:59 · 3yNo. 287240reply
there isn't even any sunlight anymore
it's lile getting sunburnt in April or March

United StatesBernd2023-09-09 18:00:15 · 3yNo. 287172reply
I heard Germany has done a lot for the prosthetics industry.
 
I guess the rumors are true: they're re-arming.
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 20:42:47 · 3yNo. 287197reply
Rheinmetall is producing ammunition again in the village where my grandmother resides.
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 04:44:44 · 3yNo. 287234reply
I don't want to be mean but that's kind of a lame joke my dude

GermanyBernd2023-09-09 06:10:29 · 3yNo. 287064reply
Do you like going on raves?
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GermanyBernd2023-09-09 09:32:14 · 3yNo. 287101reply
Yes.
 
In fact, I am part of a group who organises them.
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 09:42:10 · 3yNo. 287104reply
You are never to old.
t. Sanna Marin
MoscowBernd2023-09-09 09:55:12 · 3yNo. 287107reply
stately raven of the saintly days of yore
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 00:10:05 · 3yNo. 287216reply
i seen old man with walker twerking at club

Germany420 THREAD!Bernd2023-08-25 20:52:21 · 3yNo. 284914reply
Only post here if you smoke.
 
Alcoholics and people who drink are welcome too.
Post your smokes and vibe!
 
My powerbank is charged and ready with some super silver haze. I also got a can of beer that I found.
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RussiaBernd2023-09-09 18:57:40 · 3yNo. 287186reply
>Alcoholics and people who drink are welcome too.
Hahha implying i'd ever want to spend time with stoners as if you ever provide good company or conversation NO
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 20:08:46 · 3yNo. 287191reply
generalising is bad hmkay?
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 20:27:43 · 3yNo. 287194reply
>as if you ever provide good company
 
good company for you that is when you can lay your head on someone's lap and cry for an hour until all the moisture in your head has turned into tears so much that your lips become dry and your earwax comes out as a powder.
NetherlandsBernd2023-09-09 21:00:08 · 3yNo. 287199reply
I am planning to free some animals. we can talk about it on the vegan thread

MoscowBernd2023-07-17 17:42:36 · 3yNo. 279282reply
I was sad and angry over some BS from the past. But when I thought "ah, everything will be nuked anyway", I felt happy: not because "it will be over", but rather, "soon it won't matter, eh"
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GermanyBernd2023-08-27 18:01:25 · 3yNo. 285225reply
>Anon
it's Bernd
FinlandBernd2023-08-27 18:20:38 · 3yNo. 285227reply
when we were young we were brewing some kilju (cheap selfmade alcohol) in school lockers but it ended up tasting really bad so we were unable to drink it. so we let the retardkid drink it and when she started to get drunk really fast we locked her in the cleaning closet where she kept spinning around and throwing up and screamed like some pig.
sometimes the screams haunted my dreams but luckily nowadays i can only laugh about it :D
MoscowBernd2023-09-09 10:31:58 · 3yNo. 287120reply
Axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
 
Noice story
 
 
DIE SAU RAUSLASSEN, as Octoberfesters say
FinlandBernd2023-09-09 14:13:52 · 3yNo. 287139reply
monster retard

Germanyself helpBernd2023-09-09 12:33:33 · 3yNo. 287130reply
i very much believe in these self-help audiobooks. i once saved some incel's life and then one day he just told me about this book he had found. i stumbled over the audiobook version of the book (danks to torrents) and listened to it just for fun.
 
this was when i was 20 and obviously school is meant to turn children into slaves by depressing them on purpose. while i was still full of the energy of youth this was nice to hear something optimistic for once. this optimistic attitude is so much more important then the actual knowledge conveyed directly in the book.
 
when i was young this gave me hope. when i got older my problems with the body of knowledge started because it is so uncritical towards the effects a monetary system has on groups of humans. in the book capitalism isn't even treated as something disgusting or a problem or the malevolent shackles holding back humanity.
 
it does however convey this radical self-belief and the conviction to change things for the better through hard work, which sometimes capitalism pretends to be based on or represent. merely a few saints are behaving fairly while so many are just dirty people looking to get ahead through dirty tricks. ' through all means necessary'. this mindset of capitalism and competition is so flawed because it rewards unfairness. i've heard these bitches try to rationalize their sinful ways. they say life's a bitch anyways so they can be an asshole too.
 
another problem i have is that being rich is not better then being poor. in a sense this being rich is hard work for a lesser quality life in more luxurious surroundings.
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 12:47:17 · 3yNo. 287133reply
i listened to audiobooks like that on my mp3 player while riding bike. i would have loved for easy drag and drop mp3s on the phone and listen to them but phones were not there yet.
 
most of the young guys around me would be playing world of warcraft at that point in time.
 
i listened to many audiobooks and many are garbage but there are a few absolute gems that were so much better then the others and enduring the shitty ones to find those gems was worth it.
 
listening to such a book is having the privilege of hearing the perspective of a dude who used his time to become wise and worked on himself hard. for someone who would like to understand this world to make better choices, this is valuable education. just hearing someone extremely smart talk and through listening to the words understand how big of a scope that person thinks in or in what incredible long terms that person thinks.
 
i was lucky to find out about this, i do think it has enriched my life.
MoscowBernd2023-09-09 12:54:58 · 3yNo. 287134reply
whats your point?
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 12:59:44 · 3yNo. 287135reply

FinlandBernd2023-09-07 15:55:56 · 3yNo. 286861reply
Sanna Marin resigns as an MP
This is her replacement
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GermanyBernd2023-09-07 22:06:46 · 3yNo. 286921reply
MexicoBernd2023-09-08 01:14:46 · 3yNo. 286946reply
So uncanny
FinlandBernd2023-09-08 04:04:28 · 3yNo. 286958reply
United StatesBernd2023-09-08 05:11:21 · 3yNo. 286961reply

IsraelBernd2023-09-06 05:39:49 · 3yNo. 286650reply
What happened in 98?
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GermanyBernd2023-09-07 16:03:08 · 3yNo. 286863reply
me too!
IsraelBernd2023-09-07 18:39:07 · 3yNo. 286884reply
You are going to regret this in the future.
A life not lived...
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 18:42:49 · 3yNo. 286887reply
Zoomer
MexicoBernd2023-09-07 19:09:59 · 3yNo. 286894reply
Well, mystery solved. It was you guys.
Have you considered living as roomates somewhere nice like USA, Israel, Spain, UK...?

United StatesBernd2023-09-07 11:29:35 · 3yNo. 286840reply
Whoever homophobic racist or douchbag bastard incel esque Crap slander banned
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United StatesBernd2023-09-07 11:43:10 · 3yNo. 286843reply
Eff off
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 12:56:20 · 3yNo. 286848reply
 
baby who was mean to you? don't let these assholes get away with disrespecting you! if they were mean to you then fuck them, i'll fuck them up too if i run across them.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 12:57:33 · 3yNo. 286849reply
this is how you step into to the room to tell them what's gonna happen next.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 12:58:06 · 3yNo. 286850reply
this is how i like to enter a room usually

GermanyBernd2023-07-21 10:54:58 · 3yNo. 279800reply
this is what i eat bitches.
 
raw plants. i prepare it by shredding and blending a bunch of vegetables, fruits, nuts, spices and filling everything in glasses and i store them in the fridge until i eat them. whenever i want to eat a portion, i just dump a glass in a bowl and stir, i also like to put more stuff on top.
 
currently eating the first portion (lower half of the picture) with half an avocado on top.
 
spreadsheet incoming.
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GermanyBernd2023-09-07 10:09:15 · 3yNo. 286835reply
i smoked some of that good good and now i made apple juice from apples juices that i found in the wild.
 
in retrospect i should have tried to grab a whole banana crate worth of apples because there were plenty of trees, but they are a few weeks away from being ripe i think, maybe only a few days, i dunno how fast apples grew.
 
anyways i grabbed ONLY 5 apples and it is barely a glass worth of juice but it's still awesome because it is wild apple juice. wild apples are not like those bitch apples that grew on a profitable farm, they survived the wild without the intervention of the dirty profit-driven part of humanity. obviously money is dirty and it rapes anything it touches.
 
that beverage you were drinking last, that's obviously dirtied by the evils of monetary-based civilization. it is trash. wild apples are probably holy, i shall collect them in the weeks to come to drink better apple juice that is free.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 10:15:09 · 3yNo. 286836reply
it looks more like milk. slightly browned milk, a surprisingly light color.
 
tastes just a tiny bit too sour, i instantly flush my teeth with water after ever sip because the teeth don't appreciate this sourness.
 
still tastes nice and also i can tell how electric it is. this will give a nice charge to the nervous system.
 
yall non vegans probably don't even know that your nervous system is a battery.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 10:25:09 · 3yNo. 286838reply
i'm driving down a nice farm road with the van and suddenly i see a tree that looks different then the others. the others only have leaves on the branches but this one clearly has leaves and something else.
 
there are these round objects hanging from the branches under the leaves. i see another tree and another just the same. these round objects, mostly green but a few of them are red.
 
they are mostly still small but a few of them grew early.
 
what is it?
 
IT IS MOTHERFUCKING APPLES!!!!!!
 
so i pulled over (all stupidly at first because i did not see that 10m farther ahead there is this nice parking bay i could have parked in) and i use my latest tool that i bought for 7,95€ at a local item shop.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 10:32:30 · 3yNo. 286839reply
it is a telescopic fruit picking pole with metal teeth and a little catching bag. it is ~2m long and it can double it's length to ~4m. that's very handy because i have often wished there was a way to get the nicest apple on the whole tree that is still hanging a few meters up in the air where i can not reach it with my hands, not even when i jump, not even when i park the van strategically so i can stand in the backdoor and jump towards the apple.
 
i tried it with those 5 apples, it works but i'm not confident the thin pipes this was built was will hold up to actual usage of the thing.
 
it is a beginner model though that i have to be very delicate with because it does not look sturdy enough, if i pull on it too hard i worry i break it. maybe there are nicer ones that cost a bit more.
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