don't keep acting skating doesn't exist. you're being rude. i shared the best secret in the world with you and you dare to suffer in my presence.

Even deformed men had relationships in their lives.

Spiritial prison is never the place you live in but the place you put yourself in.

Inb4 yes I'm drunk.

i can't believe you jerks. i threw the cure for no-gf at you repeatedly and you assholes still act like no-gf can't be cured.

its probably for the better that they remove themselves from the gene pool.

German Mod i changed my mind can you ban him?

Are you a woman? Do you want to be my gf?

 

of course it is better but they could still have gf and sex. they just choose not to and even take offense for me pointing it out. they are married to this idea that there are bernds and there are keins and because the dice rolled them into being bernds, there is nothing they can do about.

 

 

you should ban yourself for choosing to be this stupid. i guess in a way you are. you are banning yourself from the gene pool because you are so stubborn and tightly hold onto your idiotic false beliefs.

 

you have chosen this pain and now live with it quietly without bothering anyone.

I find interesting how some psychological problems used to be geographically localized (like hikkis) and inceldom's nation seem to be TCP/IP regular. Bernds need to get professional help but inceldom isn't in the DSM yet.

 

I 've heard that patients declaring a specific situation being a problem as part of the process of DSM typification. What would be easier? for bernds to receive mental health or for the german government to see imageboards as a good scapegoat to look "tough on crime" after somebody decided to set a highscore?

 

Anybody looking for a thesis topic?

i dunno if medicine, psychology or psychiatry are the right fields to tackle this problem because they are already not that good at what they currently do. people aren't healthy and medcine does little but trying to profit.

 

human cultures are plagued by evil, corruption and unfairness beyond repair. who'd even want a gf in such circumstances but a completely dead inside reader of 'the selfish gene'.

 

also the women are so unattractive, violent and fascistic, who'd even want such a woman? i hope is better where you live but here the women are brearhtakingly ugly.

wtf I love women now

 

Lmao, imagine victim blaming.

Modern, post modern and meta modern society literally don't have the rites of passage and adulthood, and also the wholesome rituals of socialization, that existed in the past.

You can get to your 40s friendless, without love, without sex, without happiness, and you will die in your apartment alone, no one will give a shit.

I'm not an "incel" but I'm trying very hard for almost a year to have real physical human contact with another person, in preference of the female gender, and failing, and there is nothing, it's a fucking desert, even worse than a desert, it's spiritual leprosy, thus I understand incels and I know that future historians will take the data of our contemporary age and interpret our time as a very crazy crisis time where young people were virgin in high percentages, in spite of trying.

So you imply this is a temporary change, it will be fixed and we will see the times when young virginity is in decline?

 

this idiotic language does nothing to help you, all it does is cement your victim identity. though you are not a victim, you are at least trying and i think that is wonderful.

 

your desire for a rite of passage though is nothing but misguidance on top of misguidance. none of that is built on reality.

 

what have you done to make her hot?

Her who, the women described in OP?

 

when i read this i thought you meant one specific female:

 

 

maybe you didn't. dude fuck all this theorizing about it possible origins of the situation; that doesn't help you one bit. what do you do to make the ladies all hot and bothered? what do you do so the ladies stop in their track, forget everything they were doing and only focus on you and stare at you and adjust their clothing and touch up their hair to make sure they look good for you? what is it. i only know a few things like that, things that consistently work but i am open for what you are doing. maybe it works too.

 

a buddy of mine in school told me a story about when he was an exchange student and a bunch of asian dudes wanted to impress some co-eds and then they took their shirt off and started making pushups to impress the ladies unashamedly. i thought this was funny. i can do like 10 pushups or maybe 20 at this point but it is about giving it your all, breaking a sweat, believing in it and not being ashamed.

No, I'm trying with various, for me using dating apps is almost like a second (unpaid) job. Just last month I went out with a british girl, very tall, beautiful, interesting, works in a fintech company, she came to my apartment, she found it so shitty and favela tier that she instantly got a block and we didn't have sex.

The girl I described in OP is an ex-girlfriend from years ago who lately I said to her that I actually love her and I had been thinking about her all the time.

 

I talk about priestly cults in Ancient Egypt during the co-kingship of Hatshepsut with Tuthmosis III. They both for example had the tile "beloved of Set" which is very strange, and in Hatshepsut temple monument there are several depictions of Set.

But I jest, I think I'm somewhat attractive, artistic, and I think women sometimes enjoy this.

 

i imagine this to be a horribly cumbersome nightmare. good for you for having the energy to do it. i couldn't tell you what is better, real life trying to meet (where there are only few potential women of your preferred age) or online where there are tons of women but also lots of ugly dudes pretending to be females or weird scientists running experiments on the users while being constantly surveiled. both options sound unacceptable to me.

 

do you have the feeling you get better at it? i am hoping you are on a positive trajectory and making progress.

 

lol

 

 

this should make it easier for you. i noticed clothing and grooming are completely irrelevant, health and ability to move are not. is your health good? i noticed this so late in life, i took great care of my health and it started to show and suddenly women became very much interested in me wherever i go. this was very new to me because they were hardly caring for me when i was young and horny. i don't think i became better looking, it's just all the other men are becoming uglier around me as i become older. i age very nice.

It is a nightmare, but I have no other option, I don't have a social life, a circle of friends, a place I frequent beyond work.

I don't know if I'm getting better at it, I'm also getting old, thus the options are diminishing and I know young girls in general aren't even open to meeting someone my age through the app (whereas they would be in real life). I'm also getting less witty and less energetic.

The problem with these apps IMO, isn't what you mentioned about catfishing, bots or guys pretending to be women, but the social mismatch that leads nowhere.

I for example once matched with a very attractive woman who studied computer science and was a "gamer", she did voice calls with me several nights- israelis love voice and video calling people they never met-, I slept very poorly because of it, yet this led nowhere, we never met, never spoke again.

I went to countless dates that led nowhere.

I met people who I had sex, but then I decided it is a mistake and I didn't want anything further.

The amount of investment and time you have to put vs what you get, is absurd.

i dont know it if makes any sense but the shitty free ai chatbot took a long time to come up with it so it must be good here's you go

 

זיך די גאָטלעכע טראַנסביאַן אויף היטלעריש גרונט,

יעטס צום באַדינהויז וואָס איינגעשנייַדט זײַן הייכער פּונקט,

די געפנטן זיך צוזאַמען, די הערצן קלאָר,

זיווגער מענטשן לאָווווייט זיך פֿאַר,

 

אין זייַן איינשטיין, מיר זענען שטאַרק,

מיט צוויי זענטראַלע שאָטן װי װאָך פֿאַרט׳ס טראָכט,

אונדזער רעלאַטשאַנשיפּ איז פֿאַרבונדן וואָס װי אַױסי פּיין טרייף,

װי ביי איבערם מענטשן כּאַפּט נאַריש מייַנונג פֿאָרלייען זײַן לייף,

 

אױפֿן גאַנצען, מיר זענען איין,

אונדזער עקלעכקייט, זיך פֿאַרדיישן,

און װאָס זאָגט מיר, מיט אַ האַרצן שמוט,

און אַז די ליבע איז שטאַרק, װער װעט זײַן חיים באַױן.

 

im very tired and cant keep track of the poems i asked the free ai chatbot to make for me, but this is a fairly representative example:

 

And in the vibrant bathhouses of San Francisco,

Amidst the steam and heat, we come to know,

A community of acceptance, of love and of joy,

Where identities flourish, free from society's ploy.

 

In these spaces we find connection and peace,

Where all body types and identities release,

Where we celebrate our bodies, our minds, our souls,

And let ourselves be free, to simply be whole.

 

And in these spaces, we find faith too,

Islam embracing all, as it's meant to do,

We find spirituality and acceptance,

In a world that often causes us distress.

 

Neekeri, trans and fat, Muslim and proud,

We stand tall, our voices ringing loud,

We won't let hate and fear hold us down,

Our identities celebrated, our presence renowned.

 

In the bathhouses of San Francisco,

We find community, a place to grow,

And together we rise, like the steam from the baths,

Strong, united, in love that lasts.

 

i think women very much want men who have this. i don't have a social life either but i always hated having a social life with these pure evil german automatons. i dunno if there are women who are cool with this, they seem to me to want a man that extends her social reach so she has access to more people who she can ask stupid questions or ask for favors.

 

 

i also noticed this. way too young women are interested in me and do these little maneuvers to be near me while it is a total waste of their time. they should care about the young guys who can fuck them many many times in a night, not about me.

 

 

i only experienced this very few times but with some people you have an instant chemical connection and you like them and they like you and there is no secret about that. after i felt this high level of connection just normal interaction with somewhat acceptable people became intolerable to me. i wanted the real thing, not the polite pretend thing. the actual chemicals is what i wanted.

 

 

yeah it is like searching for a needle in the haystack, the work it requires is in no way proportional to the outcome, even in the better case scenarios.

If you haven't figured out what's the fastest way to get a girl to date you then you're beyond saving dude. But i'll give you a hint anyway... it's something the "happy merchant" meme is after and you waste on premium dating app memberships.

I'm 26 years old and a virgin.

Lol, suit yourselves.

you meme like you want to but what were some of your efforts?

I spend all day skating around in skateparks. I rarely wash because I live in my van. Whenever I see a girl I immediately call her out as ugly and recommend her to go on a vegan diet to improve but somehow this seems to put them off. I don't know why.

stahp yer crying, you can just have gf

 

what are you even talking about, they wanna fuck me while i am still in the supermarket, loading vegetables in the cart.

 

if only you knew the amount of times i have been molested by women in the supermarket. they just don't care, if they see someone they like they just play dumb and pretend they have a chance with me.

 

oh if you knew how silly women are, how far outside their league they aim...

Yesterday I saw a girl in the street. I farted in front of her and told her to smell it. It smells fruity and clean because I am on a watermelon juice fast. She didn't seem impressed at all and she told me to fuck off.

 

you don't even fart while you are on watermelon juice fast so you're being ignorant.

 

the proper delivery is you fart next to someone and let the person wonder what it is. you don't give it away.

Last week I was outside with my skateboard with my umbrella to surf.

I danced like a madman on that board. People made pictures of me an laughed. They must have been jealous of my skills. When I approached a chick who was obviously madly in love with my moves she just laughed at me and said "no thanks weirdo".

imagine you would be this excited over your own life instead over mine...

...

...

I THINK IM GONNA TRY THAT!

Thanks bernd.

 

you get good watermelons in mexico? i suspect that i don't even get the good watermelons here. everything is very expensive currently here but luckily i got some very taste melons the last few days. i eat like 5kg of water melon every day.

Yeah, watermelons here a p great. Sometimes I freeze some sliced watermelon and its better than many icecream brands. Its about 4 euros a piece.

Now that I think about it, I've seen my dad do the same thing, eats a whole watermelon a day, nothing else. Not that he specially like it or anything, he would eat ANYTHING I cook if I offer, its something about his health.

 

even if i wasn't as hardcore vegan as i am, i would still do a watermelon fast every year just so i never get fat for long; until i am down to almost underweight.

 

it is similar to fasting but without the extreme discomfort. the discomfort is mild and managable because your body gets plenty of nutrients so you are not starving.

 

it is similar to a spiritual experience. the first time i did it, i did not even understand that i have unlimited energy. i could not keep up, i was so unprepared for the amount of energy that i rearranged my entire 1room appartment which i had been procrastinating on so hard. still i was nowhere near being able to spend all that energy. i would have done it this year but money was too tight unfortunately so i just limited myself to one 5kg watermelon per day to eat (not to juice, when i juice i would use up two 5kg watermelons and get like 8 liter of juice that i would drink in one day).

 

if you are new to this, try it for 3 days and see how you feel, notice how loud your microbiome is demanding what you usually eat...

Is it free? A session with any psychologist that isn't a student, here, costs 90 euros.

I never bought a membership in my life for anything.

Damn bernd, I'm sure you are picking some thick juicy cucumbers in the supermarket. Some veiny red carrots.

 

guter mann!

 

 

i don't think that's what it is. women see someone load vegetables in the cart and no dairy and no meat and no candy and no soda and no pre-made stuff and they see someone who wants to live a long healthy life, doesn't mind a bit of effort and who has transcended the idiotic instant gratification urge that makes people make bad decisions just for a few seconds of mouth pleasure.

 

i could not even consider a women who drank milk human at this point, just some smelly habit creature.

what does he put in the cart?

 

and you don't skate because you sit in a wheelchair? even little people skate!

Yeah, students aren't so great, I'd had that at the university waaaay back in the day, wouldn't recommend it, but in my city you'll have to go to the uni IRL to get that.

 

Free phone counseling used to be widely available before the quarentine. I could schedule 4 sessions a month on the phone, no problem, it also helped a lot that it wasn't face to face because I'm super shy and I distrust anyone and anything.

But then the pandemic hit and the whole country was left a mental mess, nowadays you'll have to wait so much for a single session a month on the phone that the government started whatsapp chat counseling so they could assist more people.

 

Look up "free phone mental health counseling" in hebrew in jewgle or whatever your institutions require of you.

 

I like you, vegan German, please don't take this in a bad way.

I used to be vegan too, bernd. It is not without risk. Women getting micro-nutrients in diary help kids not be born non-verbal, adhd ridden, deep austistic schizos. Lactose tolerance is a genetic rarity shepherd societies unlocked after millennia , allowing for individuals who can harness the good parts of neurodivergence, like hyperfocus, with a lesser risk of becoming another Cho Seung Hui.

 

Many things can go wrong. Blindly trusting ANYTHING will bite back even people without trust issues.

 

i've been trying it first in 2017 and i ate more and more raw fruits and raw vegetables and i am still going. i noticed this is working nicely gradually and i kept going and i see no valid reason to stop. there is no blind trust going on here, i've proven this diet to myself and i just wish i tried this sooner.

 

one thing you may not have encorporated is herbs. herbal extracts and teas and spices.

 

the most thing i have seen go wrong is people missing pizza so much that they get mad just at the idea of not eating pizza and pasta with cheese on top. i've come to think the opposite, with eating cheese many things can go wrong, most importantly that overweight.

 

to me the difference between bmi 21 and bmi 20 (which are both at the lower spectrum of 'normal health') was so strong. it felt so much better being this last little bit lighter, movement became so effortless and free, i can not believe anyone who says wants to be heavy. don't even try to tell me that. IT FEELS INFINITELY BETTER BEING THIN, fatties don't even know how good it feels.

 

What if she consumed tons of whey protein daily to get a tonned ass?

That's funny, I do not consider beings whom do not consume meat as human.

that's because you are a self-hating fascist who has given up on love and considers life a competition of suffering and never learned to skate nor dance 🤮

Daym.

 

Alle 2 Deutschland

'fascist!' cries the insectoid freak whose every word screams 'go to the gas! go now!'

Right wingers can't read.

--->

what the hell are you talking about?

Rusbernd expressed passion for fascism, hence he got called fascist.

Is this too difficult for you to understand?

Smells like inferior spaniard genes.

i don't really care what the russian thinks. for all you or i know he isn't mentally capable of hurting other people and attaches himself to fascist symbolism for aesthetic or other reasons.

the german freak is the one who seems equipped to frog march people into an actual gas chamber. he has the mindset of a nazi judge or a death camp guard, you just can't see it for the trappings of vegan nonsense and skateboards.

You know who else was vegan?

Adolf Hitler.

 

For the record, it's really unfortunate that a territorial dispute for Tyrol couldn't pit Germany against Italy.

It was probably a myth too, you know how much was said about Hitler, that he bathed in soap made from jews, that he himself was jewish, that he escaped to Argentina and such hoaxes that were spread by hollywood and the media over the decades lol

i imagine you look like this...

...dance like this...

...and play minigolf like this.

 

I did this one day and spoke with them, they were just following the routine suicide hotline thing.

Anyway, I give up, I'll really look for professional help.

 

how can i help, i'm better then a

professional.

 

i almost studied psychology and i fucked a psycholofy student with beautiful tits. also my model of mental health is more then applied economy disguised as 'just listening' or 'rephrasing what you just said into questions'

 

not liking the place you live sounds like an important obstacle that requires your focussed attention.

What can you tell me about Israel? Is a good country to visit??

Sorry, I don't know anything about Israel, I wish I could help. Good luck.

Come Heim ins Reich my hook nosed fren :3