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RussiaBernd2023-09-03 07:31:01 · 3yNo. 286194reply
germans should collectively go to heaven for inventing scorpions
PolandBernd2023-09-03 09:24:03 · 3yNo. 286197reply
what's your favorite album?
RussiaBernd2023-09-03 19:24:49 · 3yNo. 286264reply
blackout

TexasNever had sexBernd2023-08-08 02:50:32 · 3yNo. 282167reply
I never had sex, everyone has sex from normies to KC imageboard dwellers to furries to 196 autists.
 
Literally everyone has had sex on this planet by the time they are 23 years old, except me, and my Hero, Elliot Rodger.
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United StatesBernd2023-08-09 18:26:26 · 3yNo. 282350reply
RussiaBernd2023-08-09 19:13:08 · 3yNo. 282352reply
I had sex with hookers twice at the age of 19, shit was cash. Then I got into relationship with an aseuxal girl who's still a virgin at 26. I didn't have sex since being 19. Life is a wild ride.
Listening to music while drunk.
United StatesBernd2023-08-09 20:26:11 · 3yNo. 282388reply
Bazzinga
BerndBernd2023-08-09 23:32:58 · 3yNo. 282408reply
even pedos, rapists and junkie have had sex.
therefore, sex is not something to aspire to.

FranceBernd2023-08-13 18:34:18 · 3yNo. 283007reply
Welcome to Mc Donald's, sir.
How can I help you?
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GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:20:19 · 3yNo. 283373reply
 
this is what he would dance like if he only skated for a little bit.
GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:26:30 · 3yNo. 283375reply
he is still doing his thang 😆
GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:29:23 · 3yNo. 283377reply
le atheist reddit dance, too much of a gentleman to violate a woman
PolandBernd2023-08-15 19:57:59 · 3yNo. 283382reply
but not enough of a gentleman to not violate our eyes

CaliforniaBernd2023-08-15 20:17:50 · 3yNo. 283384reply
Hey Bernds, Who is your childhood crush?
Mine was Phoebe Cates.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-15 21:15:51 · 3yNo. 283393reply
>Just 5
lol
FranceBernd2023-08-15 23:07:24 · 3yNo. 283403reply
The girl from mosaik, a comic series popular in east Germany. I must have been 9-10 years old or so.
FinlandBernd2023-08-16 01:50:10 · 3yNo. 283418sagereply
boys don't have crushes, kys
AustraliaBernd2023-09-03 07:02:25 · 3yNo. 286187reply
yes they do. under 10yo like porn

BerndBernd2023-08-19 00:15:15 · 3yNo. 283925reply
i made some very nice spaghetti sauce today, bernd. it was with chicken mince, which is tricky because it doesn't have much fat on. you ought to use a touch more oil when you cook it, though ideally you could split it between olive oil and butter for maximum tastiness.
anyway, my hand blender died a death, it was a shame since i've had that blender for a good long time, but that wasn't a problem since i can cut onions & garlick very fine with even a serrated kitchen knife, and so i used a serrated kitchen knife and i cut the onions and garlick very fine.
 
thereafter i had put the onions into the pan, which was deep and broad and made out of stainless steel and so required a fair amount of oil to keep things uncaught. these onions i fried for a moderate time, watching always, until the onions were good. i put the garlick, of which i had chopped a bulb entire, into the pot and the mixtour was fried until fragrant and soft and golden. thereafter, add the mince and seal it well in the mixture, though you must make effort to keep the vegetables and mince from catching on the bottom of the pan in its depth by stirring with vent.
 
thence i put the herbs & spices - these were cumin and black pepper and garlick granules and coriander and salt and also basil i fried, with more basil to add into the liquid, for herbs ought usually to be kept from so dry a fry.
as insinuated, i then added my passata, which can either be made at home with tomatoes and with herbs or bought in a carton or made out of canned tomatoes and concentrated puree. this too i boiled and left for five to ten minutes. from there, only add boiling water in very moderate quantity and reduce slightly, then add the same quantity of whole milk that was added of water, and reduce this also, until the sauce is good.
season as you like it, but with small adjustments this spaghetti sauce shall serve you well over all carbohydrates; rice, quinoa, pasta or even bread.
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United StatesBernd2023-08-19 03:25:57 · 3yNo. 283941reply
i read "chicken mice"
GermanyBernd2023-08-19 08:49:57 · 3yNo. 283964reply
I wouldn't do that. Most spices just burn when you fry them.
I wouldn't use chicken for such a dish either because chicken tends to get hard if you cook it for long.
BerndBernd2023-08-21 18:16:47 · 3yNo. 284233reply
small world m8 i read chicken mice at uni
 
you only fry the spices until they release aromatics, the pan ought to be well greased. if you have a blender or hand processor then turn the onions and garlick into a masala paste to bring more liquid into the picture. essentially you disperse the spices into the pan, quickly and from a reasonable height to prevent clumping, then stir fry for a second, then add the meat. if the spices & 'masala' are catching on the bottom then yeah they've started to burn. won't impact the flavour too much but afaik its carcinogenic.
likewise, chicken is a lean meat so i'd suggest using more butter & olive oil (or lard) than you would for pork or beef mince. if the pan is drying out, add another bit of butter - this is presuming you're batch cooking instead of eating the entire thing in one sitting.
BerndBernd2023-08-21 18:19:31 · 3yNo. 284234reply
forgot to add that the milk helps in softening the chicken. conceivably you could make the entire sauce up to adding the milk and then place the chicken mince into it to prevent it being dried out in the cooking process. that's how i do meatballs iirc, but i haven't made them in ages.
i enjoy doing kiddie recipes with a bit more effort. if i ever have kids then they'll probably not appreciate it but hey ho nobody appreciates the things their folks do for them at the time.

CyprusBernd2023-09-02 07:08:32 · 3yNo. 286041reply
You know the gist. Bonus points if you can trick /mu/ on 4chin into thinking it's legit.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-02 09:31:35 · 3yNo. 286048reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernhard_Wulff
Seems like an interesting fella, actually.
CyprusBernd2023-09-02 15:13:30 · 3yNo. 286072reply

IsraelBernd2023-08-27 21:24:40 · 3yNo. 285247reply
Girl I had a relationship with, whom I used to love, and who said that she didn't want anything anymore with me, went to Germany.
In her social media I now saw that she is friends with an ugly guy, his profile has the flag of Germany, turkey, and he describes himself as working in food technology and Forex.
Meanwhile I keep living in the spiritual prison called Israel.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-30 20:35:46 · 3yNo. 285748reply
>Meanwhile I keep living in the spiritual prison called Israel.
 
not liking the place you live sounds like an important obstacle that requires your focussed attention.
MexicoBernd2023-09-01 02:53:39 · 3yNo. 285926reply
What can you tell me about Israel? Is a good country to visit??
IsraelBernd2023-09-02 08:50:59 · 3yNo. 286046reply
Sorry, I don't know anything about Israel, I wish I could help. Good luck.
GermanyBernd2023-09-02 12:30:24 · 3yNo. 286058reply
Come Heim ins Reich my hook nosed fren :3

CanadaThis place was comfy af before spicsBernd2023-08-30 13:15:06 · 3yNo. 285648reply
WHO the fuck had the BRILLIANT idea of giving a whole fucking board to spics?
Me had enough trouble with kohlchan nonces already, and then you give a board to another nonce website? What the fuck
 
You can confirm it by yourself, check any /INT/ thread and you'll notice the conversation is pretty civilized until a fucking spic jumps in
 
Again, there are exceptions (uruguayan and peruvians seem fine), but the rest (specially MEXICANS DOMINICANS AND VENEZUELANS) ARE SHITE SHIIIIIIIIITEEE
 
AND THEY DONT STAY IN THEIR CONTAINMENT THREAD
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PeruBernd2023-09-01 15:49:38 · 3yNo. 285960reply
It’s only that communist transexual cockroach that keeps writing the same idiotic shit tbh
RussiaBernd2023-09-01 22:36:31 · 3yNo. 286013reply
They're pretty much limited to the containment board and the only ugly one is the zigger mexitardo, just ignore them.
MexicoBernd2023-09-01 23:49:19 · 3yNo. 286023reply
Not rent free cuz I work your fucking assess and value only comes from labour and mother nature.
RussiaBernd2023-09-02 08:22:24 · 3yNo. 286043reply
uhhhhh... we dont tolerate racism here

TexasAre videogames worth playingBernd2023-08-29 20:57:02 · 3yNo. 285566reply
The newest game I ever played and enjoyed was Fallout 4 or Divinity OS2. In late 2010s I bought a ps4 and a bunch of games but did dropped most of them.
 
I know in post-gamergate, late-stage capitalism video game industry has had controversy for a long time, but are there any modern classics worth playing?
 
When I was a kid, I could just go to the store used-games section and pick games that looked cool or said GOTY and played and enjoyed. Morrowind, Oblivion, Dragon Age:Origins, Fable TLC, Mass Effect, Halo, Fallout 3 etc. It was no problem finding a game worth playing.
 
But now it's 2023, Fallout 4 is almost 10 years old and TES;6 is nowhere in sight.
 
The games people are hyping recently, Elden Ring, Baldurs Gate, Starfield, I just can't be bothered.
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TexasBernd2023-09-01 19:28:58 · 3yNo. 285989reply
Yeah I realized it's Saints Row not Saint's Row I kept putting '
MexicoBernd2023-09-01 22:13:42 · 3yNo. 286009reply
You had played Blasphemous? What an entertaining game. Honestly, one of the best I had played in recent years so far.
United StatesBernd2023-09-01 22:18:55 · 3yNo. 286010reply
as far as combat, i liked dead cells more. i mostly just hopped over common enemies in blasphemous since it got boring to fight them
as far as art and setting, yeah its amazing
GermanyBernd2023-09-01 23:18:31 · 3yNo. 286018reply
>Honestly, one of the best I had played in recent years so far.
I agree. I played through it about 7 times. I also liked all the DLCs.
Blasphemous 2 came out last week and it is the first game since over a decade that I bought right after release it is a little worse than the first one but I haven't completed it yet
 
Even after playing the game several times I still had fun trying to parry everybody. Dead cells just got too hard for me after the third boss cell.

FinlandBernd2023-09-01 19:51:45 · 3yNo. 285990reply
>i wish i had spent more time shitposting on an obscure german imageboard
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MexicoBernd2023-09-01 22:09:15 · 3yNo. 286008reply
Absolutely based
GermanyBernd2023-09-01 22:26:10 · 3yNo. 286011reply
>I'm a friendless shutin virgin at 26 years old.
 
when i was your age i had a friends, sex, high paying job, went to parties and all that shit. it is not worth the effort.
 
nobody ever said "oh man that sex i just had was so great, my life is so awesome because of it."
 
don't be doomscrolling your life away my mane.
RussiaBernd2023-09-01 22:35:20 · 3yNo. 286012reply
literally me tbh, wish I appreciated what I had the chance to be part of in 2011 more
United StatesBernd2023-09-01 22:44:14 · 3yNo. 286016reply
ive been on a high of successes and just now realizing that i havent gotten much of anything. just gotten out of bad situations into slightly less bad situations (maybe)
im realizing im just as incompetent as i always thought i was and this false confidence isnt going to work for long with anyone

RussiaBernd2023-08-26 03:12:29 · 3yNo. 284957reply
My deepest, darkest fantasy...
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United StatesBernd2023-08-31 05:16:01 · 3yNo. 285803reply
United StatesBernd2023-08-31 18:41:02 · 3yNo. 285864reply
this happened but she deleted my save games even though i explained to her not to
RussiaBernd2023-09-01 22:37:33 · 3yNo. 286014reply
what game
United StatesBernd2023-09-01 22:42:15 · 3yNo. 286015reply
all the ratchet and clank games for ps2

United StatesBernd2023-09-01 05:12:17 · 3yNo. 285931reply
Have you learned any interesting facts recently? I learned that a banana tree is actually not a tree but instead a giant herb, and the bananas themselves are berries.
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SloveniaBernd2023-09-01 08:19:50 · 3yNo. 285942reply
Watermelons are berries too.
RussiaBernd2023-09-01 08:23:39 · 3yNo. 285943reply
rabbits are not rodents
NetherlandsBernd2023-09-01 10:33:01 · 3yNo. 285949reply
All the palm trees aren't trees as well
United StatesBernd2023-09-01 17:35:42 · 3yNo. 285972reply
don't fret over taxonomy

TexasBernd2023-08-31 15:29:35 · 3yNo. 285831reply
>261K views 12 years ago
GermanyBernd2023-09-01 16:07:49 · 3yNo. 285963reply
Like & Subscribergarch

GermanyBernd2023-08-31 19:41:04 · 3yNo. 285872reply
peace be upon you bernd.
MexicoBernd2023-08-31 19:43:10 · 3yNo. 285873reply
السلام عليكم
 
Un abrazo desde México, Bernd.
GermanyBernd2023-08-31 19:44:47 · 3yNo. 285874reply
people wanna be all brutal and competitve but that doesn't even seem to help them when considring the length of a human life. they spend so much time hating themselves that they can't even enjoy their ill gotten gains.
GermanyBernd2023-08-31 19:49:18 · 3yNo. 285876reply
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