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SloveniaBernd2023-08-31 12:20:42 · 3yNo. 285816reply
Since in the last thread (Thread sunk too deep, can't post in it) you didn't believe me.
Here.
This whole thread is a proof women don't have sex drive.
https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/165mrnx/paying_for_sex_makes_literally_no_sense/
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GermanyBernd2023-08-31 14:01:32 · 3yNo. 285824reply
You just have to make them horny.
Pet them, hug them, suck their tiddies amd soon they'll be wet waiting for cock.
FinlandBernd2023-08-31 15:03:22 · 3yNo. 285828reply
fake news
GermanyBernd2023-08-31 15:10:34 · 3yNo. 285829reply
Females do not exist anymore.
They were all wiped out during the spanish flu pandemic a century ago. Since then men could only continue to reproduce using artificial wombs. When you see what you call a female today it is actually a male on female hormone therapy. Thus modern couples are actually two gay dudes.
Modern porn features vaginas but those against are trannies whose dicks were removed in postproduction. The government keeps this big hoax up to keep young males motivated to sacrifice themselves and their workforce in the hopes to get a real gf. But it is all a lie. Don't be like one of those fags that settle down with a tranny.
MexicoBernd2023-08-31 15:31:46 · 3yNo. 285832reply

TexasGlobal warmingBernd2023-08-28 17:09:00 · 3yNo. 285342reply
Why is global warming bad, isn't more water a good thing?
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RussiaBernd2023-08-29 20:31:39 · 3yNo. 285565reply
my country also grows but by different reasons
ArgentinaBernd2023-08-30 00:47:15 · 3yNo. 285606reply
KEK, for some reason i pictured a redneck with a maga cap asking the same stupid question.
MexicoBernd2023-08-30 00:55:45 · 3yNo. 285609reply
You're probably right on the money.
United StatesBernd2023-08-31 05:29:02 · 3yNo. 285805reply

RussiaBernd2023-08-25 22:27:48 · 3yNo. 284926reply
Anyone saved that "Essential Berndcore" film list? Asking for a friend. All I found by googling was an thumbnail. ;-;
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United StatesBernd2023-08-28 04:09:32 · 3yNo. 285276reply
It's just a /tv/ list with some foreign shit.
RussiaBernd2023-08-28 09:46:52 · 3yNo. 285310reply
The foreign shit is exactly what I need as I already know all the American films on that list.
United KingdomBernd2023-08-30 23:50:19 · 3yNo. 285776reply
i'm thinking of ending things
hills have eyes
the offence
palindromes (disgusting film)
videodrome
a yiddish world remembered
 
human centipede 3 is good. human centipede 2 is better though.
i've never seen the original.
MexicoBernd2023-08-31 02:54:49 · 3yNo. 285789reply
The original is the best one, Bernd.

TexasBernd2023-08-30 23:35:53 · 3yNo. 285772reply
This study showed that micro plastics are dispersed throughout the body and affect the behaviours in mice, leading to Alzheimer’s like symptoms after 3 weeks of micro plastic exposure.
 
This is related to collapse because we are all bathing in, breathing in, and eating/drinking more than a credit card’s worth of plastic per week.
 
I’m terrified to see how many crazy new diseases my generation (millennials) will have that our parents didn’t, all thanks to society’s poor decisions.
 
https://www.uri.edu/news/2023/08/microplastics-infiltrate-all-systems-of-body-cause-behavioral-changes/
United KingdomBernd2023-08-30 23:44:41 · 3yNo. 285775reply
society doesn't make decisions, people do. if you meet a wealthy old man, smite at his neck.
NetherlandsBernd2023-08-31 01:08:48 · 3yNo. 285782reply
Every new generation has new diseases. Mostly genetics (as we ignore the natural selection laws), but also environmental. Every new generation also has new medicine so it's kinda ok as long as humanity can manage it.
 
By the way, microplastic is 100% vegan so its digestion is approved by the local skater community.

United StatesBernd2023-08-30 07:00:02 · 3yNo. 285630reply
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight poster
AustraliaBernd2023-08-30 07:13:18 · 3yNo. 285632reply
You're a motherfucker too!
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 15:14:34 · 3yNo. 285666reply
im a bernder
im'a spurn her
i'm a noon-time sojourner
United KingdomBernd2023-08-30 23:37:01 · 3yNo. 285773reply
im a sinner
im a sinner
im a sinner
and im a sinner
enacting sin before god's eye

Dominican RepublicWtfBernd2023-08-30 17:59:10 · 3yNo. 285691reply
>hit hide button
>i still can see part of the thread/comment
 
how about hiding ALL OF IT?
 
Anyway, today im very saddened
 
i read Tarzan of the apes, and discovered that tarzan was very racist :c
 
In the distance were several buildings surrounded by a strong palisade. Between them and the enclosure stretched a cultivated field in which a number of negroes were working.
 
The two halted at the edge of the jungle.
 
Tarzan fitted his bow with a poisoned arrow, but D’Arnot placed a hand upon his arm.
 
“What would you do, Tarzan?” he asked.
 
“They will try to kill us if they see us,” replied Tarzan. “I prefer to be the killer.”
 
“Maybe they are friends,” suggested D’Arnot.
 
“They are black,” was Tarzan’s only reply.
 
And again he drew back his shaft.
 
“You must not, Tarzan!” cried D’Arnot. “White men do not kill wantonly. Mon Dieu! but you have much to learn.
 
“I pity the ruffian who crosses you, my wild man, when I take you to Paris. I will have my hands full keeping your neck from beneath the guillotine.”
 
Tarzan lowered his bow and smiled.
 
“I do not know why I should kill the blacks back there in my jungle, yet not kill them here. Suppose Numa, the lion, should spring out upon us, I should say, then, I presume: Good morning, Monsieur Numa, how is Madame Numa; eh?”
 
“Wait until the blacks spring upon you,” replied D’Arnot, “then you may kill them. Do not assume that men are your enemies until they prove it.”
 
“Come,” said Tarzan, “let us go and present ourselves to be killed,” and he started straight across the field, his head high held and the tropical sun beating upon his smooth, brown skin.
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 20:14:46 · 3yNo. 285741reply
Clearly the only blacks he's ever encountered have tried to kill him.

RussiaUSA appreciation threadBernd2023-08-30 18:48:32 · 3yNo. 285707reply
I made a delicious burger today, which once again reminded me of superiority of American culture. I hope America will crush all its enemies including Russia to a degree not witnessed since 1991, this time - for good, and WILL dominate the world eternally, as nothing of worth exists outside of America, maybe in the past but not by the 21st century.
The only good outcome for the humankind is to unite under an American-led world government.
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RussiaBernd2023-08-30 18:54:36 · 3yNo. 285710reply
agreed, america is greatest country in the world, one day i will be american and free
PolandBernd2023-08-30 19:40:05 · 3yNo. 285720reply
aren't you afraid the KGB will arrest you and send you to Siberia for saying that?
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 19:47:59 · 3yNo. 285723reply
plottwist: He is already in Siberia
RussiaBernd2023-08-30 20:11:32 · 3yNo. 285739reply
Why worry, we live under guidance and protection of America's biggest ally who manages the best.

United StatesBernd2023-08-30 18:57:47 · 3yNo. 285711reply
Why don't we just fork Kohlchan? It's open source. I think the problem with bernd.group is that it's extremely slow and doesn't feel right. That's mainly why it has never gained any significant traffic.
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 19:19:41 · 3yNo. 285715reply
The board software has gotten way more stable in the last year. I don't see that much wrong with it.
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 19:49:14 · 3yNo. 285726reply
Kohlchan: https://www.webpagetest.org/result/230830_BiDc05_CJY/
Bernd.Group: https://www.webpagetest.org/result/230830_BiDc6P_CK0/
 
Pages take twice as long to load. Even longer on a first visit. It's awful.
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 19:51:33 · 3yNo. 285727reply
The Kohlchan software reminds people of KC. This board software is more like modern-day Facebook (except that FB is probably a lot faster).
SloveniaBernd2023-08-30 20:06:33 · 3yNo. 285736reply
Selecting text and trying to copypaste is hell on here.
 
>This board software is more like modern-day Facebook
t. never been to facebook

FinlandBernd2023-08-29 16:33:03 · 3yNo. 285530reply
dumb teacher makes us watch dumb videos as homework when i want to play video games >:((
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MexicoBernd2023-08-29 18:17:52 · 3yNo. 285543reply
Reading the transcription can be way faster if you're not a tard.
United StatesBernd2023-08-29 18:33:20 · 3yNo. 285546reply
Based Jonne
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 00:50:54 · 3yNo. 285608reply
you'll grow up eventually
maybe
PolandBernd2023-08-30 14:19:40 · 3yNo. 285656reply
a special one

CanadaBernd2023-08-16 22:34:49 · 3yNo. 283568reply
Has any one here from Germany ever tried a bussy? Was it good?
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TexasBernd2023-08-19 01:31:17 · 3yNo. 283933reply
Oligarch
CanadaBernd2023-08-29 14:40:21 · 3yNo. 285521reply
Original bussyposter here. I just tried my first bussy. It was everything I expected.
United StatesBernd2023-08-29 15:28:09 · 3yNo. 285526reply
cold juice?
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 11:10:55 · 3yNo. 285643reply
cold sugar water

GermanyBernd2023-08-28 22:04:57 · 3yNo. 285455reply
i always wonder how normies explain this to themselves. i've been knowing this for a long time, interesting to see this pop up in the memesphere after so many years of not minding this. i'm pretty sure i would have perceived this in some way if this had been subject of conversation.
 
the more homeless i become, the better i look. it is like a deep rest you can not have when you work for someone. you can not buy it. it is not for sale. i wonder how many people sleep as good at night as i do. i grin from ear to ear in schadenfreude when i hear someone has to take medication just to fall asleep.
 
i've had like 10 gray hairs on the head and in the beard but after my recent trips to the farmland some of my grey hair became colored again. i held one such hair in my hand. the outer part was grey and then the inner part became color again. THE COLOR RETURNED MID-HAIR. means the follicle changed it's mind and said "no man this dude is too healthy to already have a few gray hairs".
 
some deep itch of wanting to be away from where i currently live was finally scratched. this is the first time i achieved to make vacation. prior vacation did not feel relaxing and freeing, this however did. in celebration of a mission success i attach the starfox end level mp3.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-29 21:50:18 · 3yNo. 285580reply
sleep was so good last night, i slept from 03:00 till 11:00. very much reminds me of this episode from the show malcolm in the middle where malcolm's brothers find this cursed matress on the street that is so comfortable that all they wanna do is sleep.
 
GermanyBernd2023-08-29 22:20:28 · 3yNo. 285585reply
>with the power of positive energy and a healthy spirit
 
this mene very much hits home. is just this one indestructible brain cell of optimism that makes the difference between a blissful life of heaven with inner peace and the hellish grind of suffering.
PeruBernd2023-08-29 23:01:47 · 3yNo. 285589reply
Barry’s tricopherous+dutasteride/finasteride (the former is more effective)+biotin
 
Thank me later
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 08:17:32 · 3yNo. 285636reply
i wonder what is going on in japan, probably a nice place to be homeless though their weather seems complicated

TexasBernd2023-08-28 22:22:45 · 3yNo. 285460reply
Damn germany, how come I was never told about this?
 
MexicoBernd2023-08-29 01:13:18 · 3yNo. 285487reply
Gay pop thread?
GermanyBernd2023-08-29 11:02:16 · 3yNo. 285510reply
when this happened german tv thought it could just make anyone into a star just through marketing, a costly error i'd assume.
 
a small amount of easily influenced teenagers became fans for a very short time.
SloveniaBernd2023-08-30 00:46:43 · 3yNo. 285605reply

RussiaBernd2023-08-26 11:56:04 · 3yNo. 284988reply
why didnt you buy vr set? it is completely refreshing masturbatory experience, its like im 13 again
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RussiaBernd2023-08-28 22:29:41 · 3yNo. 285465reply
you dont need a room nor wires, everything is remote and pod-friendly
MexicoBernd2023-08-28 22:31:42 · 3yNo. 285466reply
Can VR be used with the best current board of KC to see the best current thread in KC?
RussiaBernd2023-08-28 22:39:35 · 3yNo. 285467reply
god these roaches in fallout 4 are so fucking scary in vr, after i killed one i spend a few minutes just looking at its dead body in disgust. few of them almost made me run away irl.
TexasBernd2023-08-28 22:52:24 · 3yNo. 285469reply

GermanyAhhh >//<Bernd2023-08-26 05:35:10 · 3yNo. 284974reply
Ah, ah, a, Bernd-san, yamete!
 
Yamete tteba bernd-san aaaaaa
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FinlandBernd2023-08-28 16:46:51 · 3yNo. 285341reply
Jav code?
RussiaBernd2023-08-28 17:48:25 · 3yNo. 285361reply
of course there has to be an ugly sweaty brownoid behind an ukrophobic post
MexicoBernd2023-08-28 21:01:36 · 3yNo. 285439reply
GermanyBernd2023-08-28 22:07:28 · 3yNo. 285456reply
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK BITCH
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