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JapanBernd2023-09-19 13:31:10 · 3yNo. 288492reply
anglo thread

FinlandBernd2023-09-16 03:25:35 · 3yNo. 288001reply
yeah ill with bad cough and cant sleep yeah
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GermanyBernd2023-09-16 17:33:00 · 3yNo. 288080reply
PolandBernd2023-09-16 19:35:06 · 3yNo. 288098reply
you definitely should try again, you probably did it wrong the first time
FinlandBernd2023-09-17 07:05:21 · 3yNo. 288172reply
FinlandBernd2023-09-19 05:53:57 · 3yNo. 288451reply

RussiaBernd2023-08-12 07:13:54 · 3yNo. 282771reply
im in love with a girl who doesnt even know me
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PolandBernd2023-09-17 20:52:20 · 3yNo. 288286reply
that's not simping, that's being a stalker and traumatizing some poor girl
 
don't be a piece of shit, Bernd
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 00:18:29 · 3yNo. 288312reply
^He is being a white knight on KC but he is speaking facts.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-18 20:35:17 · 3yNo. 288413reply
"oh shit I did that haha god I must have been so drunk"
works every time
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 21:30:11 · 3yNo. 288432reply
Good suggestion, sadly, social acceptability of being drunk has dramatically decreased in Russia due to nationwide alcoholism complex. It actually was a pretty common excuse for shit back in the better times. If he looks for a hip and currently socially acceptable justification to his actions, he should go for the bath salts/methedrone excuse.

SloveniaBernd2023-09-04 08:19:27 · 3yNo. 286347reply
god hates fags
I hate fags
therefore, I'm god
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United StatesBernd2023-09-09 17:04:40 · 3yNo. 287162reply
warm apple pie
FinlandBernd2023-09-11 16:14:19 · 3yNo. 287402reply
>post hoc ergo propter hoc
MexicoBernd2023-09-12 00:28:35 · 3yNo. 287467reply
>pedo
>gringo
>christcuck
Thrice cursed.
So much curse.
Im out of memes for this one.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-18 20:39:10 · 3yNo. 288416reply
nice fantasy, kid
you wish it were true a lot when you cry yourself to sleep?

MoscowBernd2023-09-18 05:02:38 · 3yNo. 288344reply
https://sammlung.dhmd.digital/search?keywords=Lebensmittelkonserve
 
 
I accidentally dug out an empty tin from DDR era.
 
Context: randomly found it in a park in Moscow
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RussiaBernd2023-09-18 08:33:21 · 3yNo. 288364reply
> dug out
>in a park
sussy activity
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 09:21:52 · 3yNo. 288365reply
its a sign that bo should really give ddrball to alle east german ips
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 09:24:28 · 3yNo. 288366reply
my theory: someone used it as an ashtray for all those years
But it conflicts with the presence of the cap so it's a bad theory.
GermanyBernd2023-09-18 09:40:45 · 3yNo. 288367reply
>pork
 
:puke:

RussiaI've been nooticing...Bernd2023-09-15 06:11:39 · 3yNo. 287857reply
And nooticed something interesting.
Look how similar early to mid Etruscan art is to late Roman art!
1, 2 - Etruscan
3,4 - late Roman!
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RussiaBernd2023-09-17 08:18:44 · 3yNo. 288187reply
Marble IMO
MoscowBernd2023-09-18 05:15:29 · 3yNo. 288352reply
Anime tier huge eyes
 
Same clothing style
FinlandBernd2023-09-18 05:33:32 · 3yNo. 288356reply
looks kind of lile marble but there are so many pores and cracks innit
IsraelBernd2023-09-18 07:13:01 · 3yNo. 288361reply
Damn, imagine climbing this steep set of stairs with your point of perspective being intentionally directed at Buddha!
It's like the Palestrina fortune sanctuary...

IsraelBernd2023-09-17 07:07:32 · 3yNo. 288174reply
How do normal people deal with loneliness?
What do they do when there is for example a holiday, everyone else is spending it with family or friends, and they don't have anyone?
What do normal people do when they feel sexually and physically deprived of other humans?
 
Asking for a friend.
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SloveniaBernd2023-09-17 08:56:54 · 3yNo. 288195reply
Normal people don't have the opportunity to experience loneliness.
NetherlandsBernd2023-09-17 09:04:47 · 3yNo. 288198reply
They go out and find new friends or family.
AustraliaBernd2023-09-17 10:25:36 · 3yNo. 288212reply
Well, as someone who doesn’t have anyone, and is living alone. You learn to live with it… but I’m my opinion… I love it that way.
RussiaBernd2023-09-17 10:27:58 · 3yNo. 288213reply
I feed ducks and pigeons with bread at the park nearby. Soon autumn comes in full swing and I will be alone against.

MoscowBernd2023-09-08 16:49:17 · 3yNo. 286985reply
Hello do you enjoy driving?
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GermanyBernd2023-09-16 13:12:16 · 3yNo. 288069reply
Do you play ans american truck simulator in during your free time?
United StatesBernd2023-09-16 13:58:23 · 3yNo. 288070reply
I play NEET simulator which is what I'm doing now. I took a month off to prepare for my move.
MoscowBernd2023-09-16 17:14:19 · 3yNo. 288078reply
Do you own your truck?
United StatesBernd2023-09-16 17:29:40 · 3yNo. 288079reply
No, a truck payment is too much responsibility. An owner-operater can make really good money, but I don't want to have to work full-time if I don't want to. The company provides me with a truck and takes care of all the maintenance and repairs.

RussiaBernd2023-09-13 17:47:50 · 3yNo. 287650reply
Opinions?
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PolandBernd2023-09-16 09:52:01 · 3yNo. 288058reply
> sopa de macaco
interesting, but why isn't the head discarded after cooking? it's not like you can eat most of it anyway
GermanyBernd2023-09-16 09:55:40 · 3yNo. 288059reply
A huge part in fine dining is garnish and presentation.
PolandBernd2023-09-16 10:05:46 · 3yNo. 288062reply
and nothing increases the appetite like seeing a monkey's head on your plate
RussiaBernd2023-09-16 12:39:08 · 3yNo. 288067reply
Brazilians, dude.

RussiaBernd2023-09-15 20:24:18 · 3yNo. 287941reply
i work as a courier on car and every day my boss gives me 5$ for gas but i need to give back check from gas station. The problem is i spend less than 5$ worth of gas and i just dont know what to do with it, i just cant give away free money. At first i tried to steal checks from self-service gasprom stations, usually they have like a lot of checks in special basket, but i need exactly 500 rubels checks so even if i steal whole check basket (which happened two days ago) theres small chance i find 500 rubels check. Also these stations equipped with surveillance and what i do is literally a fraud. Yesterday i ordered 20l aluminium canister but 20 literes is just two days of driving. My dad also barely drives his niva. What can i do with a lot of benzine?
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MoscowBernd2023-09-16 09:38:13 · 3yNo. 288055reply
what gas truckers use? i buy 92. I know few truck stops maybe i can find somebody there to sell my gas but they dont really have a reason to buy my gas, they buy their gas not from own pocket. Taxiggers drive on natural gas so they dont need it either.
 
this must be alien to germans but in slavlands employer expects workers to steal. They know theres no way i waste 10 liters a day.
PolandBernd2023-09-16 09:45:09 · 3yNo. 288056reply
> They know theres no way i waste 10 liters a day.
so why isn't he giving you less money for gas to begin with?
MoscowBernd2023-09-16 10:32:40 · 3yNo. 288063reply
they probably think i dont know that they know that im going to steal unused gas, honestly i dont even care, i only want to get money
GermanyBernd2023-09-16 10:53:11 · 3yNo. 288064reply
You could get your own receipt printer for ~30$ and forge the receipts yourself. Should be way less hassle and more profits than reselling gas.

FinlandIf you can believe itBernd2023-09-13 10:31:44 · 3yNo. 287617reply
This is considered Summer in Poland
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United StatesBernd2023-09-13 18:54:30 · 3yNo. 287674reply
THERE ARE ONLY FOUR SEASONS
 
EACH OF EQUAL LENGTH
MexicoBernd2023-09-13 19:29:25 · 3yNo. 287679reply
FinlandBernd2023-09-14 02:55:13 · 3yNo. 287773reply
As I already said many times
 
Summer is the most light-blessed quarter of the year during which nature is in its prime and day greatly dominates night. Summer Solstice aka Midsummer is the middle point and pinnacle of Summer - if it were its beginning then Summer would merely be a Season of withering nature and intolerable heat.
 
In the second week of August, when Summer ends, nature assumes a withered appearance. Come September all the undeniable hallmarks of Autumn are already in place: night and day are equal lenght, the air is chilly, it rains all the time, leaves are losing their color and falling down in places, it's ogre. September seems totally pathetic if you think of it as a Summer month but magnificent when put in its proper place - the heart of Autumn.
FinlandBernd2023-09-16 03:30:56 · 3yNo. 288003reply
You need to find someone to guide you out of there, but avoid any guide calling himself Moses, he is not very talented at his job.

FinlandBernd2023-09-12 19:55:05 · 3yNo. 287559reply
What kass are you nyymis today?
 
I'm this kass!
GermanyBernd2023-09-13 09:35:37 · 3yNo. 287613reply
anime hoes probably don't talk too much. the older i get just hearing women talk weirds me out because it is usually just some kind of theater with the intention to ultimately gain something for their particular hierarchical social structure.
FinlandBernd2023-09-16 03:26:26 · 3yNo. 288002reply

GermanyBernd2023-09-05 19:45:12 · 3yNo. 286560reply
Hypothesis:
Most tableware is not necessary for a single Bernd household. All you need is big plates and big bowls.
 
Small plates, soup plates, small bowls, saucers are all a waste of space. Especially small plates are retarded because they can hold less food and take the same amount of space in the dishwasher. Just use the big plate retard. Soup plates usually don't hold enough food for a single meal for me so I have to load it up twice. Why not use a properly sized big bowl instead? If I want to hold a small amount of liquid like a sauce that would go into a small bowl I can just put it in a cup.
 
Also why would you want a round plate if you can get an square one instead? Holds more food and takes the same amount of space in the dishwasher
 
Discuss.
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PolandBernd2023-09-14 20:44:28 · 3yNo. 287820reply
same
but to be fair, I haven't been baking all that much this year; have you?
GermanyBernd2023-09-15 17:28:33 · 3yNo. 287896reply
Well I've baked simple white breads quite often this year but only one cake.
Don't know how much sweet stuff I will bake during the winter either because I'd like to lose some weight to have an easier time hiking and mountainbiking.
PolandBernd2023-09-15 19:29:09 · 3yNo. 287922reply
you know, you can eat cake and still lose weight, CICO style
 
probably not the healthiest though
GermanyBernd2023-09-15 19:36:25 · 3yNo. 287926reply
I think the older you get the harder it gets to get away with not eating clean. Better get used to it.

GermanyBernd2023-08-19 10:02:17 · 3yNo. 283968reply
this picture very much makes me wonder. the cursed couch. all the young men who sat on this couch became trannies.
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GermanyBernd2023-09-13 19:05:43 · 3yNo. 287675reply
Meh. Trucks give you way better overview over the traffic because you sit higher and more towards the front of the vehicle which makes you see the edges of your vehicle better. This makes it easier against.
 
in mine i can sit a little bit higher, though not as high as in a big truck, i'd love that. when i drive a regular car after driving mine, i very much miss the ability to just look over the other cars to always know what is ahead. feels stupid to sit this low in a car tbh.
 
i wish i had a car ~6m long, 1,80-2,00m wide AND at least 3m high. i think mine has the height of 2,70m but i can't even use the height in the cockpit because there is this plastic thingy on top to improve aerodynamics.
United StatesBernd2023-09-13 21:34:50 · 3yNo. 287706reply
here you can buy a bus and drive it with just a regular license, as long as you register it for personal use and not commercial
GermanyBernd2023-09-13 22:40:24 · 3yNo. 287725reply
that sounds nice.
 
in Germany there is
>one for regular cars (and trucks) that weigh 3500kg or less
>at least one for cars and trucks heavier then 3500kg
>one for cars where you can hitch something on like a little wagon to carry building materials or an RV that can't drive itself (Anhängerkupplung)
>at least one for motorcycles
>oh yeah and one for bus i think
GermanyBernd2023-09-15 13:11:00 · 3yNo. 287872reply
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