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GermanyskatingBernd2023-07-08 18:10:05 · 3yNo. 277898reply
i'll collect a bunch of skating related stuff in here so Bernd can see it and maybe rethink his skating schedule. i've said in other threads that i believe skating to be the key to making women like you very much. it's easy: just skate until you find a few complicated movements and the women will wanna fuck.
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 18:12:58 · 3yNo. 277900reply
skater secret #1: at some point you have such a precise, reliable, early feel of balance, when your center of gravity is just slightly off, you just do a gyroscopic movement with your arm at the earliest possibility and this is enough to push your gravitational orbit back into alignment which prevents you from falling.
 
skater secret #2: at some time after you have mastered the basics enough to try some more risky stuff (and this is the worst danger: overconfidence; trying the risky stuff too early into your journey) you notice that whenever something happens that require concentration or else you die, time slows down. i've had a few catastrophic falls but because time slowed down, i was able to react perfectly and dampen what would have otherwise be life-altering injury. not only does time slow down when quick reaction are necessary
 
skater secret #3: there is almost always a way in which you can fall that will not hurt you. there is always something you can do to save your self and dampen the fall. you understand the direction, the vector of the fall and use your entire body to get ready for it in the least harmful way. your body has lots of ways to become a suspension and dampen whatever missfortunate fall you happen to be in, of course this is easy once you know about time slowing down when needed.
 
skater secret #4: pockets of time. once you know about time slowing down and and thus fear of falling leaves the equation, you notice that there are tons of things you thought you have to do quick, where you actually have like half a second more time and can theoretically wait. and then when you do it, when you wait, you find the rare movements. not only does time slow down when needed, you can kind of bend time slightly, bend it like goo, the way you could stretch out a chewing gum. at this point your range of movement is so different that women not only chase you when you skate, when you are done skating and walk home your muscles are all warm and relaxed, you walk around in a way that implies you know what you are doing and it becomes apparent just from watching you walk how much of the hidden stuff you know.
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 18:13:25 · 3yNo. 277901reply
skater secret #5: you can grab the air and hold onto it. not for long and not with your whole weight but when you time it right it is enough to prevent a fall or equalize an overconfident lean.
 
with gyroscopic arm-movements you can create like a whirl that pushes you away from where you are pointing at. so if you have leaned too much forward, you can draw a quick circle in the air in front of you with your front arm and it will push your upper body backwards just enough so you don't fall.
 
draw the circle behind yourself and push yourself forward right as you feel you are loosing balance when you ride at very high speeds. when i drive very fast i constantly draw these little circles in the air in front of me or behind me to help align my upper body and also make use of pendulum forces.
 
skater secret #6: instead of riding straight like an arrow you can behave like a pendulum in all kind of weird ways with as much usage of arms, legs, head and spine as possible and thus incorporate multiple cumulative forces of propulsion. you could swing both arms from back to front and just at the right time duck and swing your head forward at the same time.
 
skater secret #7: as the senses grow and you realize sooner and sooner what will result in a fall and what not. you can sense the ground through your feet and through the muscles in your legs. depending on how hard you flex the muscles in your legs to shock-absorb, your brain creates a map of the ground on how hard you have to flex at which spots. a useful map that you can reference. you always know where it is slippery, where it is dry, where there is sand, where it is rough, where it is smooth, where there are hills, where there are cracks and so on. as you skate, your feet become sensory organs (and shock absorbers).
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 18:26:10 · 3yNo. 277902reply
skater secret #8: once you know some complicated movement, children will be hypnotized and seek you out even if you look like a dangerous bum. when you walk somewhere they will just suddenly appear and walk next to you with your speed and some wanna talk and others just want to be in your presence and then afterwards their parents get angry with them for trying to talk to another human. they only want their children to talk to perfectly groomed teachers and policemen and besides they are annoyed at their own children for wanting to skate, they want them to play soccer but i digress.
 
the reason i bring this up is because once what you do looks impressive, the kids will be impressed by just watching you. and then (because school reprograms their brain into behaving competitively) they want to prove to you that they are also very capable and try stuff they are not ready for, hoping you will see them and give them compliments (a concept which i don't even believe in; so inevitably futile).
 
tldr by being impressive, the kids will want to impress you back, try something too dangerous and fall and hurt themselves. so the better you skate, the more the kids wanna impress you back and fall down doing stupid stuff. consider not doing your best moves when kids are around because they are so dumb, it will make them hurt themselves.
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 18:48:05 · 3yNo. 277903reply
today i took the van and went umbrella skating. it was awesome. usually i don't go skating in between 10:00 and 14:00 because the sun is too strong in the summer.
 
i was just looking for a way not to get sunburnt until i noticed some girl was sitting near a tree under her own umbrella. i went back to the van, got my umbrella and started holding it in between the sun and me. i was skating for like 2 hours while hardly anyone else was out. this is a major gamechanger for me. i'll do that more often from now on.
 
it was so nice. first i was just happy not to get burnt but then i realized what fun properties regarding balance and wind an umbrella has. there was hardly any wind today but every so often a short gust of wind would appear and i was able to pick it up with the umbrella and let it drag me in it's direction. must have looked so funny to the onlookers. i actually found some rare movements with the umbrella.
 
the wind was weak and i was only able to pick up a bit of wind but it did kind of push me downwards, gave me more stickyness to the ground which let me drive the turns tighter without slipping.
 
also i was holding it sideways at the exact right moment during turns to break. i was translating the movement into a quick turn (imagine a big gearwheel turning a little gearwheel, of course this little gearwheel is faster) which made me faster and at that moment i placed the umbrella sideways and put the maximum range of motion as to break down instantly.
 
the one i was using was very weak. i hope i can find a stronger umbrella soon, one that is so strong that the wind can carry me away if i hold onto it. i imagine this to be so much fun in autumn. i do have some bearings that don't use steel balls (which rust when they get wet) but use ceramic balls. if i find some other griptape that doesn't get ruin my wetness so easily i can build stuff that i can skate in windy rain. that could be fun!
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 19:10:55 · 3yNo. 277904reply
something like this maybe. but i don't like how the wind even manages to turn it inside out. i'm looking at others that try to not be insideoutable and maybe that is what i am looking for.
 
i found and old artisan who makes umbrellas, i wanna visit the dude and ask for his advice which one to get for skating.
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 19:32:41 · 3yNo. 277908reply
i'm probably gonna get one of these models. is around 100€ and those are probably strong enough so i can use them as a land sail while skating.
 
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 19:58:41 · 3yNo. 277921reply
sheit i'm about to drop 120 of my very limited €s on a big ass umbrella
PolandBernd2023-07-08 20:07:59 · 3yNo. 277925reply
what if a strong gust of wind carries you away?
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 20:51:36 · 3yNo. 277932reply
>what if a strong gust of wind carries you away?
 
i dunno, maybe i can get a feel for it and jump super long. or maybe i can jump from half a meter higher down because the shape slows down my fall. i do have a stick in the van that once i have mastered it allows me to jump down from higher heights.
 
i felt like a kid again today, i was just out playing with the umbrella and i noticed subtle social advantages. when some creepy dude or some creepy lady gets the big eyes for me, i can just subtely change the position of the umbrella and then it's not so easy to stare at me. when some creep decides it is necessary to film me with their dirty phone, i can also place the umbrella in between and ruin the surveilance situation. when someone wants to talk to me but i don't wanna be talked to, i can just point the umbrella and it becomes very difficult to talk to me. kind of nice.
 
also from 10:00 - 14:00 (those are the dangerous hours when the sun can cause sunburn) i can finally skate and those are some of the best hours because nobody is out so i could skate in peace. the better you get at movement, the more people wanna talk to you and be your friend and all this social shit the normies try to do in their search for advantages.
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 21:23:38 · 3yNo. 277936reply
i just ordered an umbrella for 114€. bitches will get pregnant just from looking at me.
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 22:04:05 · 3yNo. 277947reply
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 22:08:40 · 3yNo. 277948reply
check this shit out mein nibba, with this i go out when it is windy but not like the dude in the wind tunnel but the other way around so that the umbrella becomes my sail and i let it drag me.
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 22:12:59 · 3yNo. 277949reply
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 22:16:36 · 3yNo. 277950reply
that umbrella looks brittle like a twig that could snap any minute. it better be extra magical so that it can be used in combination with a leaf blower.
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 22:23:22 · 3yNo. 277951reply
this is mind blowing to me. i have trouble believing the dude knows how to fall properly. but he probably knows how to because otherwise he would not have come so far as to do ride around with such proficiency.
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 22:29:47 · 3yNo. 277952reply
here you can see someone who is already not bad at falling. quite impressive for a heavy dude i think. also he is giving it his all and doing exercises on the while. that dude is gonna be ok, can't you just tell from looking? he is generally doing the right thing, not resisting the direction of the fall but rather trying to nudge it into a safe landing. not bad at all but still with lots of room for improvement.
 
the other day i was falling while a young teenager was watching me and i thought it was funny how worried he was. of course time slowed down and i believe the little dude got spooked by it and he also experienced the slowing down of time. he was worried that i might be getting hurt while i had this patient, relaxed unworried and benevolent demeanor towards him AS I WAS FALLING; something the little dude unfortunately wouldn't know how to feel even if he was just sitting. i was cooler during my fall then this little dude's default mood and i can tell it blew his mind. at some point falling stops becoming an issue. it hardly ever happens and even if it happens, it is just always so easy to come up with something to land safely.
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 00:45:16 · 3yNo. 277967reply
woahh sick video
 
 
anyway what women really like is guys who are burning for something, be it their job, their hobby, like skating, or in my case, music and stidying
 
 
maybe don't risk breaking your bones? i think skating is a bit low reward for the risk it is
 
my brother recently was disabled for a month because of skating xD it's not really something an adult can afford
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 09:25:29 · 3yNo. 278005reply
 
>anyway what women really like is guys who are burning for something, be it their job, their hobby, like skating, or in my case, music and stidying
 
could be. the life of many dudes is uncomfortable habits, like the movie groundhog day. they don't like it, they don't enjoy it, they don't believe in it, they merely show up physically but not mentally. depression then manifests in the body, in the body temperature, in the shallow breathing, in the intonation, in the belief of needing to conserve energy.
 
the downside of that is that when you go anywhere in public where there are women and you feel good from skating and believe in yourself, the women hunt you down, i shit you not. i go grocery shopping before skating because if i go afterwards, some evil female theater is about to unfold in the supermarket that i am not trying trying to be anywhere near.
 
>maybe don't risk breaking your bones? i think skating is a bit low reward for the risk it is
 
the main problem with skating is overconfidence. if you do something you don't feel ready yet and push yourself too far, then it is risky. when you have practiced a movement many times it starts to become safe. if you have the patience and the wisdom to progress slowly then it is not dangerous, you just become so much better at movement. so if you keep that in mind the risk is low. if you are some kid who feels invisible and want to be seen by others then you do stupid shit and risky shit and seek for every opportunity to prove yourself. if you are beyond that i don't see what is so dangerous. you can buy a set of kneepads, ellbowpads and wrist pads for 20€ at Decathlon and a helmet for 10€ if you are worried. i wear the protection whenever i try something for the first time.
 
>my brother recently was disabled for a month because of skating xD it's not really something an adult can afford
 
there isn't a source of danger that can not be wisely minimized i believe. plus i could afford being disabled for a month because my life is not a house of cards.
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 10:06:33 · 3yNo. 278007reply
>i go grocery shopping before skating because if i go afterwards, some evil female theater is about to unfold in the supermarket
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 11:45:38 · 3yNo. 278010reply
i have not looked forward to something i bought in a long time. this is gonna be so much fun.
 
the normal brittle umbrella i bought at aldi was already enough to pick up weak winds and drag me forward. because skate-bearings are such magical devices, i assume there is very little force necessary to propel me forward if my wheels are alligned with the direction of the wind. so technically the weak umbrella from aldi would be enough for weak winds but i would always have to be very careful with it, making sure not to overstress it as winds change from weak to medium; there would always be the danger of it flipping inside out, which would probably destroy the umbrella.
 
this video shows it handeling wind from the other side (the inside), which is how i intend to use it. i'm glad it is not build like an egg: tough to crack from the outside but weak to crack from the inside. this looks like i could use it as a sail. also i like this non-pointy shape. there is no reason for it to be so pointy, this only increases the chance of receiving a poke in the eye. also i think it looks cooler that way. i like to wear all black for skating. black shorts or pants and a black long sleeve t shirt together with a black cap. having the umbrella match is gonna be nice, gonna make me look like a skating reaper out of a goth music video.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-11 17:29:51 · 3yNo. 278313reply
the heavy umbrella has arrived. feels like a two-handed sword. the first time i used it, it felt like a dumbbell/training weight. then i used my cheap aldi umbrella which i think i am still gonna use from time to time, it weight almost nothing. then i went back to the heavy one and after that it didn't even feel that heavy. i'll be used to the weight quickikly. besides i like the slow heavy movements. fits right in with all of the other skate shenanigans i do. the handle of it is way more comfortable.
 
it is almost perfect. i wish it was slightly more curved so it could trap more wind. because the curvature is so shallow, the wind has a relatively small attack surface. i'll test again tomorrow because tomorrow it will be a bit windy. i hope to do some wind-assisted long jumps also.
 
bretty cool and probably true. is probably nice for the mental health of children to learn to skate, especially on a well maintained surface. a surface that is smooth and free of debris and sand is such a treat to skate on.
 
though how dare these asswipes insult the noble van dwellers as creeps trying to lure children with candy. the other day some kid wanted to interview me about the van and was rather deaf towards rejection.
PolandBernd2023-07-11 18:06:26 · 3yNo. 278318reply
how much does it weigh? what color did you get?
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 18:21:27 · 3yNo. 278320reply
910g. i got one in a color i often wear (so it would often match my outfit) but that i don't already have an umbrella in.
PolandBernd2023-07-11 18:27:12 · 3yNo. 278321reply
is it pink? please say it's pink
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 18:29:05 · 3yNo. 278322reply
when the sage points at the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 20:14:56 · 3yNo. 278345reply
when i was trying the new umbrella a few hours ago some dumb bitch wanted to take my picture, this happens all the time but this time i had the umbrella and could hold the umbrella right into the shot, making sure the picture against my will showed as little of me as possible. i hate this so much. the better i skate, the more i get punished for it by unwanted attention. each passing day i feel less like a human and more like a zoo animal.
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 21:27:22 · 3yNo. 278359reply
wait, since when is attention from females a bad thing?
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 21:46:15 · 3yNo. 278364reply
>wait, since when is attention from females a bad thing?
 
if you have a kitten, you love and cherish that little kitten. you pet it and you enjoy it when it meows. when it nuzzles you, you enjoy it. you feed it and you play with it and you pick it up. it's wonderful. enjoy having that kitten in your life.
 
BUT IF IT WAS RAINING KITTENS FROM THE SKY AND YOU LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN EVEN THOUGH THE CLOUDS WERE ALREADY GETTING DARK AND THEN THEY ALREADY POUR IN YOUR ROOM AND ALL YOU HEAR IS THE HUNDREDS OF MEOW.mp3 .... you don't enjoy that. it is too much and you want it to stop.
 
you can not understand this. this is something only skaters can know. if women are so plentifully interested in you, they are just annoying. it is a massive decrease in quality of life. they always want something from you, you go to the other side of the street when too many of them are walking towards you.
 
i noticed most men don't skate and can't dance and they never know how women are like when they think a man is attractive. maybe one or two women ever liked them but they have never reached this point of random women being attracted and fascinated constantly. it is hell. it is a nightmare. you think women are assholes when they are mean, just learn how to skate and then find out what assholes they are when they like you; if only you knew how bad things are.
 
it is absolutely best when women do not know you exist.
SwedenBernd2023-07-11 21:57:50 · 3yNo. 278365reply
i can dance and i think you are exaggerating
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 22:06:29 · 3yNo. 278370reply
i might be exaggerating a bit but i believe in consent and peace so much, i don't like this involuntary attention that women feel entitled to. i don't like when women like me without them caring that i don't like them back. they don't care, they play dumb and i don't like overconfident women. unfortunately this happens quite a lot. it has happened so much that i just assume women are stupid bullies and try to be away from them as much as possible.
GermanyBernd2023-07-12 20:54:39 · 3yNo. 278470reply
>i can dance
 
can you though? are people in awe when you dance, can they never stop staring at you, do they take pictures of you all the time and treat you like a celebrity? do they get religious experiences from watching you? does watching you question their sense of what is possible for a human? do the women use every excuse possible to come close to you, block your path, do authority figgures stare at how the women stare at you, get aggressive and scheme to hurt and abuse you?
 
do you get excitedly happy from dancing, do you sweat and smile, does it feel therapeutic. has the dance influenced your day to day movement. has the dancing influenced the way you hang up washed clothes so they can dry?
 
if so then congratulations.
GermanyBernd2023-07-13 19:35:00 · 3yNo. 278577reply
today i tried the massive two-hander umbrella and i am happy to report that it works as intended. i was able to catch some winds with it. when the winds reach around 20kmh (i got that number from the forecast website) i can catch a strong gust and let it drag me. basically sailing on land. the umbrella held up. it flipped inside out 2 or 3 times but that did not seem to hurt it.
 
i slipped on a little patch of oil on the road i was skating and lost balance and fell and caught myself (of course losing balance isn't dangerous to me any more).
 
also i noticed the umbrella because of it's shallow uncurved shape is also good the other way around. i can point the umbrella towards the wind behind me and push myself off the wind. that way there is no chance of the umbrella flipping inside out.
 
all in all it was a wonderful experience, i got in a flow state and listened to music that i loved and danced around and then the wind would make short appearances and i would find ways to gradually tune the wind into the movements. i hate it when people stare at me and make videos and shit but i get it, this looks unbelievable and few people have developed themselves to do this kind of difficult stuff.
 
if i was rich i would get one more umbrella from the same company, they also sell smaller lighter ones. i might get one like that later. this seems like something i might be doing more often.
GermanyBernd2023-07-13 21:24:40 · 3yNo. 278614reply
i recently got a strong leafblower so i'll be trying this soon. i have to wear ear protection though because it is loouuuuud
NetherlandsBernd2023-07-13 21:28:10 · 3yNo. 278615reply
I thought here people would be smarter (or at least less gullible). You may want to retake physics lessons you missed.
GermanyBernd2023-07-13 21:33:50 · 3yNo. 278618reply
 
bitch and complain all you want as if you were a shorthaired 40 year old women who has never been looked at, i'm doing the experimenting regardless. i guess you are one of those people who are against people doing their own research. just trust the experts, right bitch?
NetherlandsBernd2023-07-13 21:36:38 · 3yNo. 278621reply
Newton ain't no expert but I think you should have had enough chances to test his laws in your life already...
GermanyBernd2023-07-13 21:43:33 · 3yNo. 278622reply
>should have
 
that's what you are doing with your life my man? talking to people and telling them what they should based on what you were programmed to consider normal. what a waste of time.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 16:50:30 · 3yNo. 278778reply
i tried to skate with the leafblower. since it is a strong one i can feel a very weak propulsion. barely enough to keep moving on full blast. i'd be curious to know how how it would feel on perfect condition smooth ground because i was trying on rather rough concrete (and once you have experienced circular movement on smooth ground you become spoiled to groundconditions like 'Prinzessin auf der Erbse' and you always rub on grounds with your feet to feel how smooth they are. what i would give to be able to train on perfectly smooth shopping mall or airport ground...)
 
wasn't fun though. it is more fun to skate with the umbrella. my two-hander game has gotten stronger during sleep. (this is something i have experienced through skating. when i train something new and then sleep one night, my brain repeats the movements during sleep virtually and when i try them the next day i am way better then when i was when i stopped the evening before).
 
when i would curve, i would extend the umbrella to slow down the turn but what i do now is kind of slash the umbrella like a sword using the complete range of both arms. feels fun, makes the unending cornucopia of skate groupies all hot and bothered.
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 12:49:53 · 3yNo. 278894reply
umbrella skating is a lot of fun when it is windy and still a bit fun when there is none. i just used it to shield myself against the sun on this unusually hot summer day. because of it's weight it is still somewhat useful as a training weight; kind of nice.
 
most people are cautious in hot temperatures like that and remain in the shadow while the umbrella gives me shadow wherever i want it to be. such privilege.
 
i have a 2m long stick that i would love to hold and swing around while skating but i think this would be too interesting to some and too terrifying to others. i have to wait to do that until i find some more secluded skatespot so i don't have these annoying people bothering me with all kinds of nasty reaction towards it. nonskaters wouldn't understand, they still think getting attention is something of value and they can't understand the concept of having had enough attention; kind of related to the fact that some people have no concept of enough because they can't be bothered with thinking and evaluating reality themselves, they prefer others to do that...
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today i was trying to windskate again and i noticed that when the wind is weak i can kind of use the umbrella as a paddle and scoop wind with it and use it to rudder myself forward a bit.
 
i don't quite understand it yet because whether i am moving or not seems to make all the difference sometimes. means i often don't know if there is wind or just my own speed in stagnant air. i'll probably get a feel for that.
 
must have looked quite spectacular using the umbrella as a paddle. i would scoop air and then easily whirl it around me with surprising speed because the same wind i use to scoop and propell myself i can use to get the umbrella back into scooping position quickly. i am so glad i picked the large one with the sturdy handle because this gives me quite the range to whirl it around me all complicatedly.
 
tldr i am already finding complicated umbrella movements.
 
yes the females where quite interested. they are all into violence and competition. they have no appreciation for peace and harmony and when they see me whirl around the umbrella, they imagine i'd do the same with a sword so this attracts the hoes. i said it before i'm gonna say it again: if you want the hoes to notice you, don't go to the barbershop, don't bother caring what clothes you are wearing, just skate and the hoes will come. i notice i got quite fit from skating this summer. i never looked this good.
GermanyBernd2023-07-17 18:53:01 · 3yNo. 279300reply
when a woman sees you give your best at skating, this is basically what it feels like to her. notice the gyro movements with the delayed body tension. one part of her body moves quickly and drags the rest of the body behind it but with a little delay that makes everything seem like a wave. oh there is very much space for such complicated gyro movements in skating.
GermanyBernd2023-07-17 20:24:32 · 3yNo. 279307reply
Have you tried skating with such a hat?
GermanyBernd2023-07-17 20:41:38 · 3yNo. 279311reply
Have you tried skating with such a hat?
 
unfortunately i don't have access to such advanced technology but i tried other stuff.
 
 
i tried kettlebells (i highly recommend!)
i tried weighted vest (good for training, skating with 8kg extra and then taking it off feels so nice)
i tried wristweights (similar but more intimate then kettlebells but basically turns the arms into weights)
i tried umbrella (lawd dscheeeesus!)
i have yet to try the 2m long stick
i have yet to try the running resistance parachute (see picture)
 
 
if i had such a hat i could probably make the propeller spin without touching it but i'd worry it would make people believe i was a friendly dude who they can just approach and ask things. that's the kind of stuff i'd be wearing if i wanted to encourage people to talk to me.
GermanyBernd2023-07-18 20:05:52 · 3yNo. 279412reply
tomorrow i look for skateparks, hopefully i can find a restful sleep
GermanyBernd2023-07-19 10:00:24 · 3yNo. 279463reply
fonud a nice skatepark. for some reason there were annoying scooter children at 8am in the park. i bought some food and came back and they were gone and i got a few sessions in. getting better at skating in half pipes finally.
GermanyBernd2023-07-25 15:14:40 · 3yNo. 280346reply
found another small skatepark today. was hidden behind a sport club behind a field of grass, not even a path leading there, nobody there. the ground was nice and smooth but no pool or halfpipe unfortunately. if it would have been windier, this would have been a good spot for umbrella skating.
TexasBernd2023-07-25 15:33:46 · 3yNo. 280352reply
Do you wear a little outfit when skating the board? You should wear a helmet at least.
GermanyBernd2023-07-25 15:46:09 · 3yNo. 280359reply
I doubt that he believes in accidents.
GermanyBernd2023-07-25 17:10:43 · 3yNo. 280383reply
when i try something dangerous for the first time or i am particularly worried i do but usually i dont.
 
>I doubt that he believes in accidents.
 
accident kind of implies this "jesus take the wheel" mentality in which i surrender myself to the possibility that shit could happen.
 
that's not true though. after a while all the possible sources of accidents are known and most can simply prevented. some can't be prevented but those can be minimized through wise split second decision.
 
you sound like problematic boring science believing atheist depressed adhd 95er so this will just sound like magic to you but after a while of trying to master balance, you gain some knowledge that helps you not get hurt. this time slowing down when it is needed most, you probably lack the imagination to humor the possibility that this could be real and it is simply shizo to you.
 
when almost everything can be prevented and (through the help of time bending) every stumble can be saved, then where are these magical accidents come from that the covid nurse insisted are real? maybe she lied.
GermanyBernd2023-08-05 15:17:41 · 3yNo. 281885reply
video attached shows someone who is missing a leg what he built to still be able to use the shockabsorb ability of the human leg. you most likely have a functioning leg but you unless you skate you probably don't use if for shock absorption very much. the leg is like a series of connected springs.
 
this has been a good summer for skating for me so far. improved quite a bit. yesterday (and this only happened because i have smoked weed again for the first time in months) it felt like each leg had it's own processor in the brain.
 
video linked shows freeskates.
 
GermanyBernd2023-08-13 22:00:33 · 3yNo. 283052reply
this is almost skating
GermanyBernd2023-08-18 11:29:48 · 3yNo. 283786reply
gawd dayum look at this recklessness! that's beautiful. at some point you get so familiar with the thing that you in theory posses the ability to do dangerous shit like that.
 
in theory skating could surpass walking in many regards. some people are way better skaters then they are walkers. when i dismount from free skates and start to walk again, that is such sharp decline in quality. just feels shit to walk again after skating. skating is the vacation from walking. i don't get it that many of you don't skate, that's such a stupid decision to have made. to deprive yourself of the power of the bearing. yall beeches even know what a bearing is?
GermanyBernd2023-08-18 11:41:04 · 3yNo. 283789reply
bitches you seem to lack this essential skate knowledge:
 
the bearings that are built into skate devices are magical. they are one of the few actually useful technologies. these little bearing parts are machined so precisely that they can make something spin very easily. it spins and spins and spins and the spins get slow only ever so slightly, because the bearing is built with such expert technological precision.
 
what makes skating so fun is this feeling of using the bearing technology in your own movement. your human body doesn't use the rolling principle because the human legs are all-terrain. with skating on bearings you can optimize movement for smooth ground, it is like physics porn. rolling with perfect bearings on smooth ground, that's orgasm territory.
 
all the skate devices use the same size bearing. skateboards, longboards, inlineskates, snakeboards, free skates, wave boards, manual scooters: same bearing for all these devices.
GermanyBernd2023-08-18 11:46:44 · 3yNo. 283791reply
the bearing spins on an axle. basically a bolt that is closed off with a nut.
 
when you buy new wheels you just press the bearing into the wheel and then they are stuck together. when you want to get it out, just push it from behind, doesn't require excessive force, especially not with a skate tool. then you gently place the bearing hole over the axleshaft that sticks out and then you twist the nut on the part that sticks out from the wheel.
GermanyBernd2023-08-18 11:51:11 · 3yNo. 283792reply
skating is a very repairfriendly hobby. the skate tool can be used to open and close all the different sizes of nuts that hold the skateboard together. it has a little second component with small screwdriver sizes because for how the trucks (skateboard axles) are fastened to the wooden part. you need a second tool to hold the nut in place from the top. the second component can be stored inside the skate tool so it becomes harder to loose.
GermanyBernd2023-08-18 11:58:06 · 3yNo. 283794reply
many skaters when their bearings stop spinning they just buy new bearings. that's capitalism idiocy. just clean your bearings and in most cases they become like new again.
 
dude is talking mad shit in the beginning because he is probably a skateshop owner and wants people to buy as much of his product as possible. heavily biased dude though his cleaning instruction is the best on youtube.
GermanyBernd2023-08-18 12:16:22 · 3yNo. 283801reply
the bearings can be maintained for years but the wheels wear down so at some point they have to be replaced.
 
i wanted to try to make my own wheel one day and i bought components and measuring tools but then i became lazy and stopped 🖕
GermanyBernd2023-08-18 12:35:19 · 3yNo. 283802reply
these are my recommendations
GermanyBernd2023-08-19 19:34:40 · 3yNo. 284028reply
this very much relates to the skate life.
GermanyBernd2023-08-23 11:29:46 · 3yNo. 284498reply
i may or may not have said this before but again i noticed that people very much are inclined to meet skaters. well at this point it is more dancing.
 
i skate where there are many people walking and i just skate around aimlessly and boring and then when i find a short moment where nobody is around to see me i dance so hard and then inevitably i end the dance too late and someone sees me dance for no more then a second or two and then that person becomes all googely-eyed. some look like cartoon characters and it almost seems like their eyes come out of the sockets 😳. some get feelings that express themselves though jerky movements.
 
why aren't incels doing this? all their lack of social life problems would be solved.
GermanyBernd2023-08-23 15:01:00 · 3yNo. 284519reply
you think this dude has a hard time meeting women?
GermanyBernd2023-08-23 15:22:48 · 3yNo. 284527reply
you think this dude has trouble meeting women? maybe he is not wearing the right parfume.
 
the women in the screenshot is probably just excited because there was a sale on makeup; doesn't even have to be related to him right?
NetherlandsBernd2023-08-23 15:46:37 · 3yNo. 284528reply
I feel like you're losing it. Maybe it is time for you to move on and get some therapy
GermanyBernd2023-08-23 15:59:06 · 3yNo. 284530reply
>I feel like you're losing it
 
what would a sane person like you do, just go to the park and call women crazy, hoping this will break the ice?
 
you're just a jealous Mauerblümchen.
PolandBernd2023-08-23 16:00:48 · 3yNo. 284532sagereply
just stop engaging him, he'll eventually get bored
GermanyBernd2023-08-23 16:06:42 · 3yNo. 284533reply
>just stop engaging him, he'll eventually get bored
 
that's a nice way to finally agree to be quiet for you because you have not contributed shit to any thread but stupid human resource babble and irrelevant questions. you have the personality of an overweight post-menopausal sports teacher.
NetherlandsBernd2023-08-23 16:17:18 · 3yNo. 284537reply
I hoped so as well but it's been few months already...
PolandBernd2023-08-23 16:38:00 · 3yNo. 284539sagereply
sure, but notice that Bernds were actually replying and now he's losing audience
 
it's not fun to spew weird shit when no one reacts to it
GermanyBernd2023-08-23 16:47:05 · 3yNo. 284540sagereply
It didn't stop swissy.
You can't just expect him to act like a normal person in this regard when doesn't act like one everywhere else. He barely interacts with people that reply to him anyway. This is not why he is here.
GermanyBernd2023-08-23 17:47:18 · 3yNo. 284560reply
>it's not fun to spew weird shit when no one reacts to it
 
then how am i enjoying myself if your reaction is really this holy grail of human effort? shouldn't i be miserable and organize against you and sage you all the time because of how much your opinion matters. being ignored by you doesn't hurt, it is like a refreshing beverage on a warm summer evening.
GermanyBernd2023-08-23 18:00:28 · 3yNo. 284561reply
>He barely interacts with people that reply to him anyway.
 
i do it sometimes because i believe in charity but you have to concede that most of you are very inept at written dialog.
 
when i say something you usually don't have any experience to contribute to the conversation and instead judge what i say. i don't see that judgement. that judgement is nothing but a reflection of which parts of what i am saying you are able to verify based on your own life experience. there is something i see though. the absence. what i see is that you don't have interesting things to say.
 
if you want people to respond to you more there is a time tested method to achieve this. no not skating, i'm not talking about skating. i'm talking about earning your attention. you want debt-based attention. you believe people owe it to you. i wholeheartedly do not believe in your silly debt-based perspective.
 
i can tell you crave attention but if a miracle happened and you ever got it, it would be very disappointing to you. you think it is heaven, this paradise-like state of acceptance and embrace by the rest of your species but that's something you are merely able to assume because you have never felt it.
GermanyBernd2023-08-23 19:27:11 · 3yNo. 284570reply
>He barely interacts with people that reply to him anyway. This is not why he is here.
 
james bond 😆
GermanyBernd2023-08-24 12:29:11 · 3yNo. 284685reply
>He barely interacts with people that reply to him anyway. This is not why he is here.
 
oh i get it. because nobody gives a fuck about you when someone interacts with you, this is this once in a year monumental occasion to you that you need to milk for all it's worth whenever it comes around again.
 
i don't live in that world, people show interest in me constantly and i just ghost them because if i didn't i could not have a life. if i was in the mode of communicational desparation like you are and i would respond to anyone who would care about me, my mouth would be hurting from having to speak so much. you understand what i mean? no of course not, you are dumb as a stump and you need everything spilled out.
GermanyBernd2023-08-24 12:47:54 · 3yNo. 284687reply
you know when i skate all these people come up to me and want to talk and ask questions. some want this attention that i am trying to stop from growing so hard, others are catching feelings and want a personal rejection and i'm not having it.
 
i came up with skatemoves that help reject the unwanted. you probably hate that. you try so hard to come up with excuses to force that interaction. you try your best to orchestrate some stupid excuse or pretend there is an emergency for why you need to interact and then the move comes along and to you it just feels like now isn't a good time.
 
and meanwhile you are probably some dirty omni who has like 10 calories avaliable for the entire rest of the week and you don't understand why you are tired all the time.
GermanyBernd2023-09-02 21:34:38 · 3yNo. 286124reply
that's almost a fat people way of skating. that motherfucker could skate if he wanted to but he seems busy eating whopper all day.
GermanyBernd2023-09-02 21:46:33 · 3yNo. 286126reply
GermanyBernd2023-09-02 23:44:37 · 3yNo. 286145reply
I'm starting to doubt whether you yourself can actually skate in real life, you probably just played too much Tony Hawks on your PS2 while high
GermanyBernd2023-09-03 20:30:27 · 3yNo. 286271reply
>I'm starting to doubt whether you yourself can actually skate in real life
 
i don't mind. you're nobody i care to have a reputation in front of.
GermanyBernd2023-09-04 09:44:18 · 3yNo. 286351reply
such nice arm movement. also these tiny hops he does to clear the rope are impressive when considering how heavy of a shoe the dude chose to wear. he uses this to his advantage though and angles his sole sometimes.
GermanyBernd2023-09-06 21:05:35 · 3yNo. 286745reply
meanwhile that skater she is thinking of
GermanyBernd2023-09-06 21:19:27 · 3yNo. 286747reply
>sigh, being with bernd is so boring, i wonder what that skater from earlier today is doing
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 15:22:35 · 3yNo. 286853reply
i was skating near the trees and i was driving over a little oak-nut (Eichel) and it made me lose grip with the ground and my front leg was freefalling to the ground and i just kind of sailed to the ground like a tipped over banana barely, hurting myself but also barely respecting the fall. i don't quite know how but i instantly broke my speed with my feet somehow and i remember my shoulder hitting the ground with the majority of the weight of my upper body but i somehow just knew how to absorb it. no broken neck, no broken torso, i just somehow evaporared the kinetic energy in a way i can not fully account for. maybe i kind of dissipated the energy in a breakdance manner, that is my best guess.
 
i was skating recklessly. with heavy arm and spine movement and ridiculously large pendulum motions.
 
all i got was two little schürfwuden on my frontleg.
 
because i eat so much fruit my wound healing ability is very able to quickly deal with little injuries like that. there is frutarian lore of people who ate nothing but oranges for months and when they cut themselves, they would barely bleed and heal instantly. my cells feel thobbing and hydrated.
 
oh yeah and i forgot i also have a slight schürf on the lower palm of my hand but it is so small not even a full drop of blood has come out. it was more like in the layers of the skin, that was already enough.
 
it is the pleasure of feeling how quickly i regenerate.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 15:38:11 · 3yNo. 286855reply
i am wearing a white shirt and i can not find the impactspot on it where my shoulder hit the pavement. the road is dirty, there should be a circle or a long oval somewhere; nothing!
 
maybe i behaved like a bouncyball and crouched first while the actual impact happened and then expanded. kinetic energy can be created or destroyed by tensening my muscles into muscle activity/heat.
 
today i really felt how i can accellerate and break fast by creating these points with my shoulders where my whole upper body masses towards. basically i can orbit around my upper body to charge aditional propulsion sources as well as make exces motions that take speed from rolling and lays it into upper body twist. where it can hold the balance for a second while the front leg makes a steep little curve as to let out some movement too.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 15:39:04 · 3yNo. 286856reply
i'm having difficulty fathoming why people wouldn't skate or dance in some way.
 
being in a wheelchair is no excuse. if i was in a wheelchair i'd do this:
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 15:40:00 · 3yNo. 286857reply
even fatties could skate
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 15:41:57 · 3yNo. 286858reply
fatties could move, they just wanna eat chocolate pudding all day and candy.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 15:42:51 · 3yNo. 286859reply
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 15:46:55 · 3yNo. 286860reply
i think i require the services of such breaking gloves sooner or later.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 18:47:28 · 3yNo. 286888reply
how is the overweight midget with barely any hair able to do such excellent kicks. should be easy for me to learn to kick like that given my skate abilities.
MexicoBernd2023-09-07 19:01:46 · 3yNo. 286892reply
He's got some serious strength on those legs. Genetic factors come into play on his muscle density. Environmental factors of industrial modernity come into play regarding his pot belly.
GermanyBernd2023-09-07 22:00:25 · 3yNo. 286917reply
 
>He's got some serious strength on those legs.
 
looks more like excellent timing and balance to me. these little hops he is doing are very refined, makes me think he has done the movement many times. and he basically stays in the air and moves the legs under him.
 
>Genetic factors come into play on his muscle density. Environmental factors of industrial modernity come into play regarding his pot belly.
 
what horse shit.
MexicoBernd2023-09-07 22:04:29 · 3yNo. 286919reply
>you don't need strength to lift that absolute unit.
Fine, you're just inferior.
GermanyBernd2023-09-08 02:03:51 · 3yNo. 286951reply
 
i have this cup that richard dawkins used to fart in while he was laying in the tub writing the selfish gene, you want it?
 
he'd hate how the farts would make the room smell so he collected them in an upside-down cup underwater.
MexicoBernd2023-09-08 02:42:56 · 3yNo. 286956reply
GermanyBernd2023-09-08 11:39:00 · 3yNo. 286969reply
oh not to worry, i can assure you the cup was filled exclusively with fart gas from a very dense sphincter, i know how important that is to you.
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 17:34:09 · 3yNo. 287165reply
i smoked some weed today and went skating to exhaustion while listening to music.
 
i'm using the wireless bluetooth headphones and not having the cable to my head is way better. i use wireless earbuds that are connected with one cable and they kept falling out of my ear so i just wear another pair of bigger headphones over it to keep them in place. they very much help in people not wanting to talk to me because when i use earbuds people tend not to notice that i am not listening to them but when i wear these big ass headphones over my ears, fewer people try to talk to me, which is nice.
 
when people are near me i always skate very low key. i try to make it as boring and unimpressive as i can AND THEN ONCE THEY ARE GONE I FREAK THE FUCK OUT MOVE MY ARMS AROUND LIKE THEY ARE TENTACLES AND DANCE SO HARD
 
i draw these ridiculous max range orbits into the air with my arms and then i synchronize them with my leg movements. this one young black women was very much interested and i smiled at her while she stared at me but not because i liked her but because i like black people so much.
 
i'm looking for a gif that express how hard i feel the dance on the skates.
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 17:38:57 · 3yNo. 287166reply
this one. one second i am driving all boring in one direction, making people think i am merely a commuter using this bikepath to go some place and then the next second when i have passed them i flip the switch and turn on and stop doing 3% skate ability and increase it to 100% skate ability with these ridiculous passionate arm movements while my whole body is doing all kinds of pendulum movements.
GermanyBernd2023-09-10 10:55:02 · 3yNo. 287260reply
this mowafocka is feeling it
GermanyBernd2023-09-10 11:50:10 · 3yNo. 287263reply
if you don't have such a connection with your nervous system, what are you even doing with your life.
 
it is one of the best feelings available to a human, it does not cost your money and you can do it whenever you choose to.
 
when people see me skate then they stop walking and stop moving and just stare at me creepily. isn't that what incels call attention? i wouldn't know. you would not ask a fish to describe water.
MoscowBernd2023-09-10 15:27:53 · 3yNo. 287270reply
GermanyBernd2023-09-10 16:28:29 · 3yNo. 287276reply
this one looks like tons of fun
GermanyBernd2023-09-10 16:54:35 · 3yNo. 287277reply
at least a few people make good use of their time.
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 00:35:54 · 3yNo. 287322reply
again i spend another day skating. i finally figgured it out the everything but the skating part of going skating. world is drifting into war, meanwhile i live this nice life where i go skating so much.
 
something interesting happened on my right foot. right foot is my backfoot and the backfoot does most of the work holding up the body and propelling. anyways i always thought it was awesome that my foot can slightly grip the surfaces of the free skates and hold them in place so that way i can make more impossible movements.
 
i somewhat firmly grip the surfaces with my feet and that way i can fling them harder away from me without them slipping away from me. there is a limit to how fast and hard i can move them when all i do is passively stand on them. when i additionally grip them, the force needed for them to slide away is way higher so i can get away with way riskier movements.
 
now on top of that i notice i can simultaneously spread appart my little toe to increase the contact area where my foot meets the plates i am standing on. the little toe is flexed and widens my foot, i did not even know i had an anatomy capable of doing that. this is very much news to me.
 
i feel like i have reactivated some leftover monkey technology. i can feel my little toe being sore in a way. i hope it grows muscles quick so i can do this all the time. feels not really hurt but muscle-achy. lol i discovered i had a muscle in my little toe that i had never used. that's because i feel it so hard when i dance on them thangs, it is this constant experimentation with the body
 
i kind of worried that i would never be as good as i once was because i am older but turned out i am better now then last time i went often. only reason i stopped is because i could not handle the attention i was getting, i did not know how to evaporate the attention yet.
 
the weed helps in discovering unused parts of the nervous system.
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 14:26:59 · 3yNo. 287378reply
i tried to go again today but i was too depleted. i skated for 10 minutes and went home.
 
 
tired and happy 😌
 
i did use my toes some more, i had no idea that they had the potential to be useful. walking feels different now. i have more muscles in the foot and now and placing a foot forward on the ground feels more like carefully placing a tripod on the ground. it is an aid in stability and balance.
 
i shall commence foot exercise to improve the dexterity of my toes.
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 14:45:20 · 3yNo. 287380reply
i dunno what happened, my toes can suddenly multitask.
 
lol my little toe is so short. my little toe has muscles and bones enough for something 3 times it's size, it feels comically overpowered for something this short. i guess it used to be used way more in the monkey days.
 
the little toe kind of reminds me of a thumb because it can spread appart in all these useful angles. maybe if i keep training my little toe, it will become like a thumb
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 15:07:19 · 3yNo. 287388reply
turns out i am not the first human to experience this.
GermanyBernd2023-09-12 14:31:01 · 3yNo. 287522reply
that's the kind of quick reaction that mental presence can produce during such situations. no doubt the motherfucker experience the slow down and reacted accordingly. he was ready for this dangerous of a stunt. most dangerous about such stunts is when people do it who are not ready because they seek to impress other people.
GermanyBernd2023-09-12 20:32:57 · 3yNo. 287562reply
today and yesterday i felt legitimate hunger. i exhausted myself hard and drank a lot water and juice and my stomach was always feeling empty.
 
today again went skating for an hour, exhausted myself pretty good, i notice i can switch into another stance that feels how i imagine wearing high heels feel. i am mostly making contact with the griptape with the upper part of the foot and in order to counterbalance i don't use my heel, instead i just tilt the wheels. does feel like i imagine driving a car on two wheels feels like.
 
i'd hate to be fat and not be able to do stuff like that.
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