Can she do a heelflip?

 

i have thick calves, i mostly did running and skating.

 

just walking to the bus or the car and study or work in some place and then drive home again uses very few leg muscles. skating uses tons of different leg muscles, those include muscles you don't use for walking but you have them for some reason.

 

i can grip a skate with my feet, i use the muscles in my feet to create an arch that pinches whatever i am standing on from my toes to my heel. this is some leftover monkey skill, i very much enjoy getting to reactivate footgrip myself. also i sometimes fan my toes out so they are very wide and that makes the surface area of my feet become bigger.

She walks with a rollator.

Ahhh sissy

 

she probably doesn't even know skate wheelchairs exist. poor thing.

No, she has a normal wheelchairs.

or this one, this one might be fun for the grandma

Obese people often have very strong calves.

She is only 70kg on 1,6m

well then you better do as she says. She is stronger than you and you wouldn't want her to get angry.

Over the years i collected good boy points. no worrys.

Can she do a nose manual?

A what?

No wonder she doesn't get laid if she can't even do basic tricks...

FINALLY SOMEONE ASKING ABOUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF

if she doesnt get laid how did she bornd OP's parent

Adoption