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United StatesBernd2023-09-05 04:57:02 · 3yNo. 286485reply
I've had multiple easy gf opportunities practically handed to me on a silver platter but I ruined them all by being a massive sperg
 
now I'm a balding alcoholic
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 08:32:53 · 3yNo. 286500reply
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 08:36:36 · 3yNo. 286501reply
heh you funny non-skaters still think women are the prize in life.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-05 11:55:32 · 3yNo. 286514reply
I never had any gf opportunities

United StatesBernd2023-08-31 04:52:24 · 3yNo. 285798reply
your state assigned gf has arrived
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United StatesBernd2023-09-04 16:55:49 · 3yNo. 286385reply
United StatesBernd2023-09-05 06:05:09 · 3yNo. 286488reply
PeruBernd2023-09-05 06:15:43 · 3yNo. 286491sagereply
why is she not a cute anime grill
United StatesBernd2023-09-05 08:40:02 · 3yNo. 286503sagereply
Muh

FinlandAutumn the Harvest SeasonBernd2023-09-04 14:28:20 · 3yNo. 286375reply
The bloom of a rowan is rather modest but it looks very aesthetic indeed when it brings forth its berries
 
No wonder it is said that Väinämöinen planted rowans on holy grounds, and lesser trees elsewhere
United StatesBernd2023-09-04 17:00:11 · 3yNo. 286386reply
that is very pretty
i have never seen such a tree myself
my area is very pretty in fall though
GermanyBernd2023-09-04 17:29:30 · 3yNo. 286388reply
We have a lot of them. One is in our Commieblock Garden.
PolandBernd2023-09-04 18:11:12 · 3yNo. 286395reply
I remember picking the berries and making necklaces out of them in kindergarten
FinlandBernd2023-09-04 18:27:44 · 3yNo. 286400reply
very nice

GermanyBernd2023-09-03 18:24:14 · 3yNo. 286248reply
nopoop september, do you accept the challenge?
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RussiaBernd2023-09-03 21:53:10 · 3yNo. 286291reply
I actually did come pretty close to this during my month-long water fast, there was little shit nugget I couldn't poop out that was literally poisoning me for like two weeks into the starvation, and as my rectum got lazy thanks to lack of any job to do, I couldn't force myself to do a single bowel movement. The bastard moved for a cm per day best. You cannot imagine the relief I experienced when I finally managed to push it out, and the toxic monster was just the size of a fingernail. Again, I'm not exaggerating when I say it was poisoning me, all sorts of nasty toxins are released back into the body by a stale poop. After that I just didn't poop at all until the fast was over.
 
Good times, I need to try it again.
GermanyBernd2023-09-04 00:27:11 · 3yNo. 286307reply
thanks for sharing
United StatesBernd2023-09-04 02:24:47 · 3yNo. 286318reply
sounds insane but interdasting from a spectator's perspective
FinlandBernd2023-09-04 02:31:51 · 3yNo. 286321reply
No, Orlistat forces me to poop non stop

JapanJPN TranslationBernd2023-08-09 22:31:09 · 3yNo. 282403reply
I found this board when someone from Japan(or someone larping as such with MT) posted on 8chan.moe's /v/ board.
 
I've got a project that requires some ENG-JPN translations, and sadly I found that said MT software just doesn't do the job. I need someone familiar with the language to look over what was generated for me and tell me if it's garbage(and hopefully correct me if possible)
 
I don't know if there is anybody here fluent with the language, but if anybody here knows a place where I can reach out to people who can help me, that would be appreciated
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JapanBernd2023-08-10 01:06:42 · 3yNo. 282419reply
Funny, I actually reached out to proper translators, and good lord are their prices kiked beyond belief. I would ruin myself financially with how much text there is.
 
No, I am looking for someone who can help me pro-bono, ideally someone who is either learning english or japanese. There is over 300 entries for games and each one has a short 1-2 sentence summaries, but it all adds up. I think the MT is good enough to use if need be, as is or with minor editing, but it will sound extremely grating to native JPN speakers, better than nothing. There has to be some communities or individuals out there who could use the practice or would be interested in a project like this, but alas I can't think of any. Even a few entries being looked into would be useful, to give me the idea of what else I could fix or change, if there is a pattern with how MT software translation works(I assume the biggest problem would be the lack of context that machine simply can't detect or know, others would be not using the proper "slang" your average JPN gamer uses)
GermanyBernd2023-08-10 01:17:05 · 3yNo. 282420reply
i'm no professional translator but I can easily do your job
 
show me the sentences (it's only about 1-2 times 300, right?) and i'll tell you how much i want
PeruBernd2023-09-03 07:55:07 · 3yNo. 286196sagereply
Cipayism
GermanyBernd2023-09-03 20:44:24 · 3yNo. 286282reply
Use DeepL

RussiaBernd2023-09-03 07:31:01 · 3yNo. 286194reply
germans should collectively go to heaven for inventing scorpions
PolandBernd2023-09-03 09:24:03 · 3yNo. 286197reply
what's your favorite album?
RussiaBernd2023-09-03 19:24:49 · 3yNo. 286264reply
blackout

TexasNever had sexBernd2023-08-08 02:50:32 · 3yNo. 282167reply
I never had sex, everyone has sex from normies to KC imageboard dwellers to furries to 196 autists.
 
Literally everyone has had sex on this planet by the time they are 23 years old, except me, and my Hero, Elliot Rodger.
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United StatesBernd2023-08-09 18:26:26 · 3yNo. 282350reply
RussiaBernd2023-08-09 19:13:08 · 3yNo. 282352reply
I had sex with hookers twice at the age of 19, shit was cash. Then I got into relationship with an aseuxal girl who's still a virgin at 26. I didn't have sex since being 19. Life is a wild ride.
Listening to music while drunk.
United StatesBernd2023-08-09 20:26:11 · 3yNo. 282388reply
Bazzinga
BerndBernd2023-08-09 23:32:58 · 3yNo. 282408reply
even pedos, rapists and junkie have had sex.
therefore, sex is not something to aspire to.

FranceBernd2023-08-13 18:34:18 · 3yNo. 283007reply
Welcome to Mc Donald's, sir.
How can I help you?
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GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:20:19 · 3yNo. 283373reply
 
this is what he would dance like if he only skated for a little bit.
GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:26:30 · 3yNo. 283375reply
he is still doing his thang 😆
GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:29:23 · 3yNo. 283377reply
le atheist reddit dance, too much of a gentleman to violate a woman
PolandBernd2023-08-15 19:57:59 · 3yNo. 283382reply
but not enough of a gentleman to not violate our eyes

CaliforniaBernd2023-08-15 20:17:50 · 3yNo. 283384reply
Hey Bernds, Who is your childhood crush?
Mine was Phoebe Cates.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-15 21:15:51 · 3yNo. 283393reply
>Just 5
lol
FranceBernd2023-08-15 23:07:24 · 3yNo. 283403reply
The girl from mosaik, a comic series popular in east Germany. I must have been 9-10 years old or so.
FinlandBernd2023-08-16 01:50:10 · 3yNo. 283418sagereply
boys don't have crushes, kys
AustraliaBernd2023-09-03 07:02:25 · 3yNo. 286187reply
yes they do. under 10yo like porn

BerndBernd2023-08-19 00:15:15 · 3yNo. 283925reply
i made some very nice spaghetti sauce today, bernd. it was with chicken mince, which is tricky because it doesn't have much fat on. you ought to use a touch more oil when you cook it, though ideally you could split it between olive oil and butter for maximum tastiness.
anyway, my hand blender died a death, it was a shame since i've had that blender for a good long time, but that wasn't a problem since i can cut onions & garlick very fine with even a serrated kitchen knife, and so i used a serrated kitchen knife and i cut the onions and garlick very fine.
 
thereafter i had put the onions into the pan, which was deep and broad and made out of stainless steel and so required a fair amount of oil to keep things uncaught. these onions i fried for a moderate time, watching always, until the onions were good. i put the garlick, of which i had chopped a bulb entire, into the pot and the mixtour was fried until fragrant and soft and golden. thereafter, add the mince and seal it well in the mixture, though you must make effort to keep the vegetables and mince from catching on the bottom of the pan in its depth by stirring with vent.
 
thence i put the herbs & spices - these were cumin and black pepper and garlick granules and coriander and salt and also basil i fried, with more basil to add into the liquid, for herbs ought usually to be kept from so dry a fry.
as insinuated, i then added my passata, which can either be made at home with tomatoes and with herbs or bought in a carton or made out of canned tomatoes and concentrated puree. this too i boiled and left for five to ten minutes. from there, only add boiling water in very moderate quantity and reduce slightly, then add the same quantity of whole milk that was added of water, and reduce this also, until the sauce is good.
season as you like it, but with small adjustments this spaghetti sauce shall serve you well over all carbohydrates; rice, quinoa, pasta or even bread.
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United StatesBernd2023-08-19 03:25:57 · 3yNo. 283941reply
i read "chicken mice"
GermanyBernd2023-08-19 08:49:57 · 3yNo. 283964reply
I wouldn't do that. Most spices just burn when you fry them.
I wouldn't use chicken for such a dish either because chicken tends to get hard if you cook it for long.
BerndBernd2023-08-21 18:16:47 · 3yNo. 284233reply
small world m8 i read chicken mice at uni
 
you only fry the spices until they release aromatics, the pan ought to be well greased. if you have a blender or hand processor then turn the onions and garlick into a masala paste to bring more liquid into the picture. essentially you disperse the spices into the pan, quickly and from a reasonable height to prevent clumping, then stir fry for a second, then add the meat. if the spices & 'masala' are catching on the bottom then yeah they've started to burn. won't impact the flavour too much but afaik its carcinogenic.
likewise, chicken is a lean meat so i'd suggest using more butter & olive oil (or lard) than you would for pork or beef mince. if the pan is drying out, add another bit of butter - this is presuming you're batch cooking instead of eating the entire thing in one sitting.
BerndBernd2023-08-21 18:19:31 · 3yNo. 284234reply
forgot to add that the milk helps in softening the chicken. conceivably you could make the entire sauce up to adding the milk and then place the chicken mince into it to prevent it being dried out in the cooking process. that's how i do meatballs iirc, but i haven't made them in ages.
i enjoy doing kiddie recipes with a bit more effort. if i ever have kids then they'll probably not appreciate it but hey ho nobody appreciates the things their folks do for them at the time.

CyprusBernd2023-09-02 07:08:32 · 3yNo. 286041reply
You know the gist. Bonus points if you can trick /mu/ on 4chin into thinking it's legit.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-02 09:31:35 · 3yNo. 286048reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernhard_Wulff
Seems like an interesting fella, actually.
CyprusBernd2023-09-02 15:13:30 · 3yNo. 286072reply

IsraelBernd2023-08-27 21:24:40 · 3yNo. 285247reply
Girl I had a relationship with, whom I used to love, and who said that she didn't want anything anymore with me, went to Germany.
In her social media I now saw that she is friends with an ugly guy, his profile has the flag of Germany, turkey, and he describes himself as working in food technology and Forex.
Meanwhile I keep living in the spiritual prison called Israel.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-30 20:35:46 · 3yNo. 285748reply
>Meanwhile I keep living in the spiritual prison called Israel.
 
not liking the place you live sounds like an important obstacle that requires your focussed attention.
MexicoBernd2023-09-01 02:53:39 · 3yNo. 285926reply
What can you tell me about Israel? Is a good country to visit??
IsraelBernd2023-09-02 08:50:59 · 3yNo. 286046reply
Sorry, I don't know anything about Israel, I wish I could help. Good luck.
GermanyBernd2023-09-02 12:30:24 · 3yNo. 286058reply
Come Heim ins Reich my hook nosed fren :3

CanadaThis place was comfy af before spicsBernd2023-08-30 13:15:06 · 3yNo. 285648reply
WHO the fuck had the BRILLIANT idea of giving a whole fucking board to spics?
Me had enough trouble with kohlchan nonces already, and then you give a board to another nonce website? What the fuck
 
You can confirm it by yourself, check any /INT/ thread and you'll notice the conversation is pretty civilized until a fucking spic jumps in
 
Again, there are exceptions (uruguayan and peruvians seem fine), but the rest (specially MEXICANS DOMINICANS AND VENEZUELANS) ARE SHITE SHIIIIIIIIITEEE
 
AND THEY DONT STAY IN THEIR CONTAINMENT THREAD
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PeruBernd2023-09-01 15:49:38 · 3yNo. 285960reply
It’s only that communist transexual cockroach that keeps writing the same idiotic shit tbh
RussiaBernd2023-09-01 22:36:31 · 3yNo. 286013reply
They're pretty much limited to the containment board and the only ugly one is the zigger mexitardo, just ignore them.
MexicoBernd2023-09-01 23:49:19 · 3yNo. 286023reply
Not rent free cuz I work your fucking assess and value only comes from labour and mother nature.
RussiaBernd2023-09-02 08:22:24 · 3yNo. 286043reply
uhhhhh... we dont tolerate racism here

TexasAre videogames worth playingBernd2023-08-29 20:57:02 · 3yNo. 285566reply
The newest game I ever played and enjoyed was Fallout 4 or Divinity OS2. In late 2010s I bought a ps4 and a bunch of games but did dropped most of them.
 
I know in post-gamergate, late-stage capitalism video game industry has had controversy for a long time, but are there any modern classics worth playing?
 
When I was a kid, I could just go to the store used-games section and pick games that looked cool or said GOTY and played and enjoyed. Morrowind, Oblivion, Dragon Age:Origins, Fable TLC, Mass Effect, Halo, Fallout 3 etc. It was no problem finding a game worth playing.
 
But now it's 2023, Fallout 4 is almost 10 years old and TES;6 is nowhere in sight.
 
The games people are hyping recently, Elden Ring, Baldurs Gate, Starfield, I just can't be bothered.
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TexasBernd2023-09-01 19:28:58 · 3yNo. 285989reply
Yeah I realized it's Saints Row not Saint's Row I kept putting '
MexicoBernd2023-09-01 22:13:42 · 3yNo. 286009reply
You had played Blasphemous? What an entertaining game. Honestly, one of the best I had played in recent years so far.
United StatesBernd2023-09-01 22:18:55 · 3yNo. 286010reply
as far as combat, i liked dead cells more. i mostly just hopped over common enemies in blasphemous since it got boring to fight them
as far as art and setting, yeah its amazing
GermanyBernd2023-09-01 23:18:31 · 3yNo. 286018reply
>Honestly, one of the best I had played in recent years so far.
I agree. I played through it about 7 times. I also liked all the DLCs.
Blasphemous 2 came out last week and it is the first game since over a decade that I bought right after release it is a little worse than the first one but I haven't completed it yet
 
Even after playing the game several times I still had fun trying to parry everybody. Dead cells just got too hard for me after the third boss cell.
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