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Russia Bernd 2023-09-15 05:21:55 ⋅ 9mn No. 287851
I had a wet dream about dancing with my school crush, nothing sexual was even in the dream just dancing, but now I will have to shower although I didn't plan to do it today... The said crush already has a child and is probably ugly now.
Russia Bernd 2023-09-15 06:52:14 ⋅ 9mn No. 287858
yeah, school crushes are depressing if you start watching their VK pages and seeing their life through the lenses of photographs they put out, it can lead to bad thoughts better not stalk them i had severe case of this shit, evne though the girl i like from school is not very social and doesn't put out much info on the web
Russia Bernd 2023-09-15 07:34:10 ⋅ 9mn No. 287860
>>287858 I'm living a bretty happy life so it's more of her loss tbh, both girls I liked a lot turned out to be bydlo mothers in their 20s doing shit like nails and eyebrows.
Russia Bernd 2023-09-15 08:08:25 ⋅ 9mn No. 287863
i had a dream with eva green in it, didnt know it was a dream so i did not fuck her
United States Bernd 2023-09-15 22:55:26 ⋅ 9mn No. 287959
>>287851 >I had a wet dream I've never ever had this.
United States Bernd 2023-09-16 03:19:04 ⋅ 9mn No. 287999
i dont get wet dreams anymore, just blueball aches unfortunately if i could get wet dreams i would just not nut and have a nice sleepnut idk about school crushes tho i never had those
Russia Bernd 2023-09-16 15:36:42 ⋅ 9mn No. 288072
>>287959 Phrase also known as "how to oust yourselfe as coomer"
United States Bernd 2023-09-16 16:32:11 ⋅ 9mn No. 288077
I had a dream once.
Russia Bernd 2023-09-16 18:40:42 ⋅ 9mn No. 288087
I once had a wet dream when during a sleepover in friend's house, there were 4 of us, out of town. That was fucking embarassing. i mean, i was for some reason ashamed of it, and didn't reveal it, just walking the rest of the day with cum-stained underwear. Probably smelled like SEMEN. and no, i am not gay, i don't even remember what kind of dream i had. Hope i didn't leave many seed-stains of the sheets, imagine finding that out after your friends gone.
Moscow Bernd 2023-09-16 19:14:28 ⋅ 9mn No. 288092
>>288087 Are you telling me you can cum while sleeping? Any other crazy stories?
Russia Bernd 2023-09-16 20:38:59 ⋅ 9mn No. 288108
>>288092 If you squeeze the balls while cumming, you can actually shoot semen farther, with great force but be carefull to not inflict injuries. Shit inside penis is incredibly fragile, we just take it for granted. But if some vein pops, or some tissue tears, or even weakens because you bent or squeezed something over-the-limit, it can lead to baaaad shit
Russia Bernd 2023-09-16 20:55:00 ⋅ 9mn No. 288111
>>288087 bro thats nothing, i had a wet dream in army barrack
Russia Bernd 2023-09-16 22:16:42 ⋅ 9mn No. 288119
I had a very interesting dream. A fleshrat from cruelty squad was resting on my chest and I was petting the poor thing, It felt fleshy to touch. Kind of dry. I was repulsed by it but I knew that it's harmless and didn't want to be ugly. Picrel the subject of my dream.
Russia Bernd 2023-09-17 06:23:47 ⋅ 9mn No. 288171
>>288111 Well, your army mates could understand maybe, you could joke away by saying that you saw your gf in a dream and in a year you leave them behind, but my friends would never forget me if something like that was discovered. My "friends' were pretty toxic as they say today, if you made one mistake around them, this would be a but of the joke forever and ever and ever and ever
United States Bernd 2023-09-18 01:26:02 ⋅ 9mn No. 288323
>>288119 i love this sort of dream because of the sensory depth and unique experience
Russia Bernd 2023-09-18 03:04:48 ⋅ 9mn No. 288336
>>288323 I always see weird and mostly "bad"-leaning dreams when I overeat before sleep. It's almost like a go-to recipe if I wanna see some "movies" at night. Nightmares are made of bread, onion and garlic..
United States Bernd 2023-09-18 03:05:15 ⋅ 9mn No. 288337
>>288336 i will have to try this thanks
Russia Bernd 2023-09-18 06:53:01 ⋅ 9mn No. 288359
>>288336 Maybe you have wrong sheets, bad ventilation in your room, with high CO2 concentration, heavy uncomfortable pillow, tight underwear, fumes in the room, maybe you eat before you sleep. Clean your room, change your bedwear and change your habbits for better dreams.
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-19 00:22:56 ⋅ 9mn No. 288445
>>287851 I'm glad I don't have wet dreams
Germany Bernd 2023-09-19 02:36:37 ⋅ 9mn No. 288446
>>288445 I get wet dreams only when i no fap over a long time.
Moscow Bernd 2023-09-19 15:34:25 ⋅ 9mn No. 288506
>>288171 i woke up before подъем and went washing my undies and benis. Even duty soldier didnt notice me.
Russia Bernd 2023-09-19 17:42:04 ⋅ 9mn No. 288523
>>288506 >duty soldier didnt notice me. Could you sneak past the duty soldier and drink the boiled water ?
Germany Bernd 2023-09-19 18:18:19 ⋅ 9mn No. 288524
>>288523 Why the boiled water must be guarded?
Russia Bernd 2023-09-19 19:09:04 ⋅ 9mn No. 288526
>>288524 boiled water is most prescious thing in any russian unit
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-19 19:11:01 ⋅ 9mn No. 288528
>>287851 Russian bros i want to learn your language, some recomendations? (I am not brown or black)
Russia Bernd 2023-09-19 19:12:07 ⋅ 9mn No. 288529
>>288528 >learning languages heres my tip: get a life you fucking loser
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-19 19:13:41 ⋅ 9mn No. 288530
>>288529 Lick my anus russnigger, any other recomendation?
Germany Bernd 2023-09-19 19:20:03 ⋅ 9mn No. 288531
>>288530 Maybe if you lick his anus you'll get the russian tongue. It's possible.
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-19 19:21:00 ⋅ 9mn No. 288532
>>288531 hmmmm well that advice is very gay like your country, I NEED ANOTHER ONE!!
Uruguay Bernd 2023-09-19 19:40:37 ⋅ 9mn No. 288533
>>288528 Why are mexicans so russophilic?
Germany Bernd 2023-09-19 20:09:49 ⋅ 9mn No. 288535
>>288533 aren't you a russiaboo too?
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-19 20:12:27 ⋅ 9mn No. 288536
>>288535 He is a Neet, don't pay attention to him.
Russia Bernd 2023-09-19 20:18:12 ⋅ 9mn No. 288537
>>288533 Second world inferiority complex. The russian chimpout to them is like seeing some sort of redemption arc for poopy countries of the world. With RT you can even believe putin is winning somehow.
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-19 20:22:52 ⋅ 9mn No. 288538
>>288537 I do not give a shit about your shitty country and language but i need it for my own purposes. There is no doubt that your country is also a third-world class.
Russia Bernd 2023-09-19 20:25:30 ⋅ 9mn No. 288540
>>288538 Lmao the chihuahua is sour all the asslicking and derailing every second thread with his ukrophobic nonsense didn't help him with the "russian bros"
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-19 20:28:52 ⋅ 9mn No. 288542
>>288540 you know what kill yourself, i see you are also a Neet.
Germany Bernd 2023-09-19 20:31:34 ⋅ 9mn No. 288543
>>288542 Your anger stems from your repressed sexuality. You should finally come over it and lick his ass.
Uruguay Bernd 2023-09-19 21:22:45 ⋅ 9mn No. 288553
>>288535 Said who? I don't give a fuck about Russia.
Russia Bernd 2023-09-20 06:24:19 ⋅ 9mn No. 288597
i had gay dream
Germany Bernd 2023-09-20 07:24:38 ⋅ 9mn No. 288603
>>288597 Was the beaner involved?
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-21 01:05:06 ⋅ 9mn No. 288662
>>288537 Third world really, let's be honest. Is not a surprise.
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-21 01:08:13 ⋅ 9mn No. 288663
>>288603 Of course.
United States Bernd 2023-09-22 02:10:26 ⋅ 9mn No. 288799
>>288597 i want to hear it in detail