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BerndBernd2021-01-13 08:47:04 · 5yNo. 107038reply
They are planning something. Maybe annexing Germany?
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BerndBernd2021-01-13 09:37:14 · 5yNo. 107049reply
Poland....
BerndBernd2021-01-13 10:50:16 · 5yNo. 107064reply
BerndBernd2021-02-02 18:25:55 · 5yNo. 108637reply
The whole European Council holds a discussion on the subject should Bogdan be punished by ban or should he be left free. :D
GermanyBernd2021-02-02 19:23:19 · 5yNo. 108641reply
Hello me!

GermanyBernd2020-10-25 01:12:20 · 6yNo. 103754reply
So I went on a bunch of tinder dates that I thought went well but when we messaged again the grills wrote me literally the exact same sentence why we shouldn't meet again.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-19 12:08:30 · 5yNo. 107695reply
Yeah, the fact that it was everyone made me think the problem might be with me.
 
The second part is not true, though. There was literally a recent study on this topic and people meet for serious relationships on online dating. That being said, I wouldn't mind just having a fuckbuddy again.
GermanyBernd2021-01-20 00:37:51 · 5yNo. 107722reply
Source to that study? Sounds not really like Tinder was their main observed service there. Feel free to prove me wrong.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-20 06:27:44 · 5yNo. 107732reply
Just b yourself and find a qt gril somewhere mans. It's not hard if you pretend to be a kein going out
 
>Yeah, the fact that it was everyone made me think the problem might be with me.
 
Don't take it personal bernd. People are kinda fucking up a lot when they're young
 
>The second part is not true, though. There was literally a recent study on this topic and people meet for serious relationships on online dating.
 
Sure. As long as it's not tinder tbh
 
>That being said, I wouldn't mind just having a fuckbuddy again.
 
Well you gotta be more specific over what you want
BerndBernd2021-01-28 00:50:14 · 5yNo. 108223reply
turboautist kcel btfo

GermanyBernd2021-01-23 23:15:27 · 5yNo. 107982reply
Rumor has it, pedochan has banned all porn threads because the onions couldn't help themselves and posted cheese pizza in between the normal porn posts.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-23 23:24:03 · 5yNo. 107986reply
Someone said this meant more "serious discussions" again, but it's still just name-calling and /pol/-tier garbage.
United StatesBernd2021-01-24 03:23:07 · 5yNo. 107998reply
talking about kohl? haven't checked it in perhaps a year. just tried to load the page and it said "unavailable due to legal reasons" lol
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-24 06:27:18 · 5yNo. 108002reply
The site is pretty boring and ded, last time I checked
FinlandBernd2021-01-27 22:32:23 · 5yNo. 108219reply
lol seriously? Screenshot pls

GermanyBernd2021-01-15 23:29:16 · 5yNo. 107361reply
YOU TELL ME I
SHOULDNT WANT TO DIE
BUT CANT GIVE ME
ONE GOOD REASON WHY
United KingdomBernd2021-01-23 00:54:50 · 5yNo. 107919reply
I can't i can barely live myself, I live for the people around me

NetherlandsBernd2021-01-15 13:09:27 · 5yNo. 107317reply
Told the psychiatrist about 4chan and krautchan. She asked if it was part of the darkweb and looked visibly uncomfortable.
She asked if users ask pictures from me, I told her no but that it usually goes wrong when people stop being anonymous. She asked how. I explained Reiko and the r9k tranny Discord Troupe to her. Told her I get good book recommendations though.
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BerndBernd2021-01-16 18:57:45 · 5yNo. 107435reply
>LOL what did the police react like?
Don't remember, but he got away clean, obviously.
>Also way to fucking shoot yourself in the foot and make psychiatry known to be a Foucault like imprisonment faculty
Because they want you to trust them in the first place? You know it won't work if you don't want it to work, and for that you should believe that dogtor want no harm for you.
AustraliaBernd2021-01-16 22:43:38 · 5yNo. 107486reply
Hahaha. Wow. Could not have been any tamer than that.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-17 08:19:44 · 5yNo. 107516reply
How can people trust psychiatrists if they do stupid shit like you mentioned?
Yeah, it was this thread (https://boards.4channel.org/lit/thread/17291840#p17292101).
I hoped she seem comfortable but she was really hurried in ending the session.
Maybe it's my autism reading into things but she probably expected that my anguish and sorrows constitutes me being left out instead of dissociating maximally.
BerndBernd2021-01-17 10:12:33 · 5yNo. 107517reply
>How can people trust psychiatrists if they do stupid shit like you mentioned?
Don't know. I don't trust them anymore. My parents once told me to go and see a dogtor. Dogtor said it will be only a “check up”. Long story short: it took some effort to leave the ward for me and for parents, they regretted that.

GermanyBernd2020-11-07 22:34:53 · 6yNo. 104229reply
Lörs respons?
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GermanyBernd2020-11-18 06:10:55 · 6yNo. 104596reply
heretics go to hell, for a good reason
unbelievers go to limbus
ScotlandBernd2020-12-06 14:02:56 · 6yNo. 104937reply
a book i recently obsessed over, the private memoirs and confessions of a justified sinner, more or less revolves around this error, summed up in the authorial voice by the parable of the pharisee and the publican, luke 18:9-14, or in hogg's phrasing 'the just pharisee.'
vindictiveness or self-righteousness is itself sinful, it is the essence of pride, though it's true that to wag a finger is to make the same mistake gregory did, to tart yourself up in others' failings.
GermanyBernd2021-01-16 18:28:01 · 5yNo. 107430reply
> assholes being punished
Bro, Asshole is Beta for Alpha, don't you know that?
BerndBernd2021-01-16 19:03:24 · 5yNo. 107437reply
>Pope Gregory I
>604 AD
Good ol' times.

NetherlandsBernd2021-01-14 19:39:33 · 5yNo. 107248reply
>few days ago
>walking through the street
>pass underneath a ladder
>girl on a bike with her family giggles 'misfortune' as she passes by
 
>fast forward
>see two young women walk through same ladder
>right next to them, point at the ladder
>serious voice, 'SEVEN YEARS MISFORTUNE'
>walk off, spaghetti spilling everywhere
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NetherlandsBernd2021-01-14 19:45:01 · 5yNo. 107251reply
>Volgens het bijgeloof brengt onder een ladder doorlopen ongeluk. Een ladder die ergens tegenaan leunt vormt een natuurlijke driehoek met de muur en de grond. Gezien nu de driehoek het symbool is van de heilige Drie-eenheid is, beoordeelden onze voorouders het fenomeen van onder een ladder door te lopen als een uitermate oneerbiedige daad. Wie dit wel deed, werd beschuldigd van duivelsverering. Later ontwikkelde men geleidelijk de overtuiging dat wie onder een ladder durfde door te gaan, door de dood getroffen kon worden.
>Een vrouw die het waagde onder een ladder door te lopen, zou nooit binnen het jaar getrouwd raken. Om gespaard te blijven van dit onheil, moest men zijn vingers kruisen of een wens doen. Ook op de schoenen spuwen en wachten tot dit opgedroogd is zou volstaan.
 
Dutch people are fucking weird.
BerndBernd2021-01-14 19:49:11 · 5yNo. 107252reply
>Een vrouw die het waagde onder een ladder door te lopen, zou nooit binnen het jaar getrouwd raken
Kek.
BerndBernd2021-01-14 21:20:26 · 5yNo. 107273reply
Ach Bernd...
FinlandBernd2021-01-15 00:44:36 · 5yNo. 107288reply
Classic bernd, 10/10

NetherlandsBernd2021-01-09 06:55:41 · 5yNo. 106343reply
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NetherlandsBernd2021-01-09 14:48:28 · 5yNo. 106389reply
It's funny because they are freaks.
BerndBernd2021-01-09 14:50:00 · 5yNo. 106390reply
>they are freaks
And you are a normie then?
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-09 14:51:48 · 5yNo. 106391reply
yes and no
BerndBernd2021-01-09 15:06:48 · 5yNo. 106393reply
t. Frisian

GermanyBernd2020-12-09 16:53:34 · 6yNo. 105044reply
Good evening, I hate women.
LatviaBernd2020-12-09 18:36:42 · 6yNo. 105048reply
????
United StatesBernd2020-12-10 06:31:07 · 6yNo. 105064reply
thinking about all the people that could be talking shit about you right now
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-06 03:43:28 · 5yNo. 106066reply
at first they're funny and mean
then they're bitter and jaded
 
give it 3 years and she'll be an empty egg carton hoping someone not addicted to gambling bats an eye at her
GermanyBernd2021-01-09 13:25:34 · 5yNo. 106370reply
> i am so sorry
Not very credible.

CaliforniaBernd2021-01-02 09:57:29 · 5yNo. 105813reply
Happy new years you fucking losers
IsraelBernd2021-01-02 10:33:05 · 5yNo. 105815reply
I didn't know Jole barebacks tbh

GermanyBernd2020-11-15 16:05:57 · 6yNo. 104494reply
Bernd, be honest: How is your relationship with porn?
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United StatesBernd2020-12-11 23:17:53 · 6yNo. 105150reply
i'm addicted to it, i like a good coom
RussiaBernd2020-12-29 04:30:26 · 5yNo. 105696reply
I’m not addicted to porn at all.
AustraliaBernd2020-12-29 09:59:05 · 5yNo. 105701reply
It's just a part of the daily routine. Took me a long time to come to a place where I could accept in myself that it is a great thing if I have found something that I enjoy.
United StatesBernd2020-12-30 09:38:52 · 5yNo. 105721reply
i think i've been using it too much recently, it's not easy to get hard to still images anymore

GermanyBernd2020-12-09 02:05:08 · 6yNo. 105023reply
I'm planning to grow out my beard. Should I just let it go untrimmed for as long as possible, or do little trims and clean ups every two weeks or so to keep it presentable?
AustraliaBernd2020-12-29 10:01:39 · 5yNo. 105702reply
Depends on yourself. Mine grows super fast. But I have friends who have to really plan it out over a few months because theirs grows really unevenly.
When I want beard, I just stop shaving, then after a month I will give it a number 2 length trim with the clippers to even it out and then let it continue to desired length. I've never let it grow more than 5cm though.
FinlandBernd2020-12-29 12:28:04 · 5yNo. 105706reply
Don't do it my good man, only bydlo and old men don't maintain a clean shaven look

GermanyBernd2020-12-23 23:14:04 · 6yNo. 105456reply
Phoneposting without pics but Bernds should know that Bakhar Nabieva has an OnlyFans!!!!!!!
BerndBernd2020-12-24 00:55:28 · 6yNo. 105457reply
Gay tier tbh
GermanyBernd2020-12-26 02:23:13 · 6yNo. 105491reply

United StatesRatpostingBernd2020-12-25 16:48:20 · 6yNo. 105484reply
>tiny creatures
>can kill you in one second with a trivial disease that doesnt affect them in any way
>all while being cute and cuddly
 
Rats are metal as fuck. Why do they get such a bad rep?
BerndBernd2020-12-25 17:21:02 · 6yNo. 105485reply
Theyre bad rep only among infidels.
T. Had 4 rats.
GermanyBernd2020-12-25 20:52:12 · 6yNo. 105488reply
I like those large rats you americans have
VenezuelaBernd2020-12-26 01:05:00 · 6yNo. 105489reply
opossums are better than rats, yes
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