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RussiaBernd2023-08-27 01:06:23 · 3yNo. 285116reply
I'm tired of being drunk... even when I go on long sobriety streaks, like month long, it happens again. You wake up sweaty and immediately rush to check if you expressed illegal opinions or contacted the peopel you shouldn't... I'm not making any promises that I won't drink anymore, I know I will, but I'm seeing more and more alcoholic threads here and other boards too which means that people are getting more unhappy in general... I hope it ends and we finally find new life, a happy and peaceful one. Socialism is the solution to our problems. They scare us of "globalists" but it's been time to have planetary government long ago... we shall be faring stars at this point, but all we have is war, corruption and nationalist stupidity. I'm sorry bernds... I'm fucking pissed again...
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RussiaBernd2023-08-27 03:36:23 · 3yNo. 285135reply
I sobered up and am now embarassed of this thread but if aforementioned problmes are relatable then feel free to join to discussion
MexicoBernd2023-08-27 05:00:02 · 3yNo. 285138reply
Lol, not really feeling related, just worried about you, bernd.
RussiaBernd2023-08-27 05:28:33 · 3yNo. 285142reply
Thank you, friend. I'll be fine . . .
GermanyBernd2023-08-27 10:44:27 · 3yNo. 285175reply
Man just smoke the weed.
 
Fuck booze, being drunk is very boring.

IsraelBernd2023-08-27 07:00:57 · 3yNo. 285152reply
Why this Brazilian man is so thankful for what is apparently a small, low quality, bare bones house?
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IsraelBernd2023-08-27 07:20:33 · 3yNo. 285157reply
But wasn't this house given for free to him by the government?
I'm quite surprised, the window frame looks like something I would put in the bathroom of a low quality hotel.
SloveniaBernd2023-08-27 08:06:15 · 3yNo. 285159reply
He no longer has to rentcuck which is a huge win.
TaiwanBernd2023-08-27 08:12:10 · 3yNo. 285161reply
Cause he wasn't born in Israel
MexicoBernd2023-08-27 08:31:53 · 3yNo. 285165reply
When you can't buy a house gettinga free one, even a shitty free one, is an improvement.

Germanygenes aint shitBernd2023-08-14 09:57:24 · 3yNo. 283104reply
i've noticed sheep firmly believe that genes are responsible for the things they don't like about themselves. i guess this explanation is irresistible to the order-follower. maybe the covid-nurse told them genes are safe and effective and that's why they believe in them so hard.
 
hairloss? "Not my fault, the genes are responsible."
 
ugly? "No i can not be responsible for that, it is the fault of my parents."
 
i have heard all their dumb reasoning. they pretend genes are this set of rules that basically say that a person can not make decisions and they hate the idea of free will anyways so they just use this as proof that choice is an illusion and that way they never have to question their choices.
 
i've seen these choices. i've seen the choices that later in life will make a person lose the hair. i've seen the choices that slowly but gradually turn a person ugly.
 
yeeees of course i am a shizo because the covid nurse said so but i am the good looking shizo with hair and if i came here dressed in a labcoat with a clip board you would probably believe everything i say.
 
if this science-sounding belief of you having nothing to do with how you look was able to seduce you, there might be no limit of how much dumb shit you are willing to accept from someone in a labcoat.
 
i guess this entire obsession with using genes as scapegoats is just an elaborate way to play dumb. someone could tell you what is really happening and you would stick the fingers in your ear and loudly drown out all other information by singing "lalala".
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SloveniaBernd2023-08-27 08:11:21 · 3yNo. 285160reply
American is non-rhotic so that'd be /ɑɹs/.
 
I mean, technically, they would still differ in tone. (see also >>284556) But most phoneticians still fail to recognise British English as tonal and thus consider both as simply /ɑːs/ (when technically arse is /ɑ̂ːs/ and ass is /ɑ́ːs/
MexicoBernd2023-08-27 08:24:22 · 3yNo. 285162reply
Again with the acute and circumflex accents.
Is it even IPA or are you using another phonetic alphabet? ◌́ and ◌̂ do not exist in IPA.
Also the merriam-webster has something else to say about ˈärs .
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/arse?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld
SloveniaBernd2023-08-27 08:25:52 · 3yNo. 285163reply
Those are IPA standard accents for tone.
https://www.internationalphoneticalphabet.org/ipa-charts/tones-and-accents/
MexicoBernd2023-08-27 08:29:41 · 3yNo. 285164reply
Interesting! Thanks, I like learning new stuff.

IsraelBernd2023-08-25 16:20:46 · 3yNo. 284871reply
Would you eat in a restaurant literally called favela?
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PeruBernd2023-08-26 00:26:31 · 3yNo. 284938reply
Nigger stop talking about politics, make yourself useful and talk about street food or cheap and good places to eat good in your city.
MexicoBernd2023-08-26 00:52:34 · 3yNo. 284942reply
There is tamales, humitas, hallacas and pasteles, but the biggest of them all is the zacahuil.
Zacahuil ranges from 80 cm to 1.60, though there is rumors of people in the sierra madre digging holes on the mountain to cook 2 mt long zacahuiles I have been unable to verify.
 
El zacahuil is an heterogenous non-nixtamalized corn dough enveloped in banana leaves, cooked either in specialized grills or underground for long hours with pork, sometimes chicken, sometimes both, all covered in red pepper sauce. It is then dividen and eaten in new, smaller banana leaves. It is customary to eat it with chilli and carrot pickles.
 
Most capital cities in México in the country have street food vendors in street markets where you can get it.
 
The recipe comes down from the huasteca's tribes, the nahuas and the totonacos, who often received visits from mexica's tax collectors. One particular tax collector was in the habit of taking a girl for payment, even if nobody offered, so the huastekopniks decided one day that enough was enough and killed the guy, cooked the body as a huge tamal and had a huge celebration that day.
 
Eventually the spaniards convinced them to stop using human and start using pork. Stupid catholics.
MexicoBernd2023-08-26 16:08:18 · 3yNo. 285007reply
Sure, why not? It looks quite decent.
PeruBernd2023-08-26 19:40:05 · 3yNo. 285053reply
Noice, I am hungry and want to try it, which City is it?

United StatesBernd2023-08-25 05:45:09 · 3yNo. 284793reply
my local grocery store shelled out for the gp Pacific blue ultra high capacity coreless tp dispenser. holds up to four rolls with a very smooth transition to the next roll. a few days ago I had the pleasure of emptying one roll and rotating to the next one.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-25 17:05:46 · 3yNo. 284875reply
Maybe he doesn't have a toilet
GermanyBernd2023-08-25 17:07:49 · 3yNo. 284876reply
Everything is far away in america. Also american diets don't allow to hold it in for very long.
MexicoBernd2023-08-25 17:52:19 · 3yNo. 284884reply
Respect shitting at Walmart, it's the closest to a culture that burgermany has developed in 2 hundred years.
United StatesBernd2023-08-26 05:39:09 · 3yNo. 284975reply
>burgermany
heh, never heard that one before

MexicoNo fap 3 days forever - nightmare versionBernd2023-08-21 18:46:31 · 3yNo. 284244reply
Started: 20/AUGUST/2023 11:59 P.M.
Status: on going.
 
Every fap: exactly after 72 hrs.
Day 1: everthing normal.
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MexicoBernd2023-08-26 01:32:41 · 3yNo. 284946reply
Alright, game on.
United StatesBernd2023-08-26 02:55:10 · 3yNo. 284952reply
ChileBernd2023-08-26 03:17:51 · 3yNo. 284958reply
YOU CAN DO IT, SOLDIER!
TexasBernd2023-08-26 05:29:32 · 3yNo. 284973reply
Big mac meal with orange fanta.

RussiaBernd2023-08-25 06:47:19 · 3yNo. 284797reply
im an alabama nigger and i want to be free
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GermanyBernd2023-08-26 03:45:13 · 3yNo. 284963reply
I don't like German rap, this is not some countryball memeing, German must be one of the worst languages in the world to rap in, but this is the best and if you can't acknowledge it you don't know anything
MexicoBernd2023-08-26 04:43:43 · 3yNo. 284968reply
Yeah, that Kool Savas guy surely can do 16s in german, you're exempt from having to provide further evidence, thanks.
 
GermanyBernd2023-08-26 05:05:13 · 3yNo. 284969reply
Post your melons sk8rberndette
MexicoBernd2023-08-26 05:20:40 · 3yNo. 284972reply
>Not checking provided source.
VK, weechat, facebook, twitter, myspace, fotolog, youtube, imageboards... everywhere people act the same way.

GermanyBernd2023-08-25 22:23:49 · 3yNo. 284925reply
After the dust has settled. Is Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord playable?
RussiaBernd2023-08-25 22:34:27 · 3yNo. 284927reply
It was more than "playable" from day one.
The only reason you think it wasn't is because it was nothing more than fancier Warband first time you played it.
It was nothing more than fancier Warband because it doesn't need to be anything more, but you didn't enjoy it.
You turned the game off and decided to put it aside, thinking that after some updates the game will feel different and that "click" would happen again, like the first time you played Warband or even the original M&B. You remember something special going on back then. King Harlaus. The butter. Varcheg at your mercy. Sleepless nights.
Years pass, but Bannerlord still does nothing for you.
You try playing Warband again but something is still missing.
That something is your youth, and you are not going to become any younger.
It will never feel like it did back then.
We are now mere foreign guests in Calradia.
GermanyBernd2023-08-25 22:57:53 · 3yNo. 284930reply
RussiaBernd2023-08-26 01:50:55 · 3yNo. 284949reply
GermanyBernd2023-08-26 04:12:38 · 3yNo. 284965reply

SloveniaBernd2023-08-20 16:09:13 · 3yNo. 284114reply
today I picked ans potato's
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SloveniaBernd2023-08-20 21:29:38 · 3yNo. 284148reply
no, I got drunk before
United KingdomBernd2023-08-22 00:44:56 · 3yNo. 284284reply
digging tatties is a small blessing, moreso when drunk
SloveniaBernd2023-08-25 20:35:38 · 3yNo. 284910reply
3 botats rotted over the last week
rip
MexicoBernd2023-08-25 22:44:59 · 3yNo. 284929reply
Awesome!
Oh noes!

MexicoWhats the matter with this?Bernd2023-08-25 20:13:16 · 3yNo. 284901reply
Do ex-yugopniks just prefer to exist as sexslaves? Whats going on in the george fucking bush avenue in Pristina, Kosovo?
 
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/may/07/balkans
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-serbia-kosovo-clinton-idUSL2316200920070523
https://sot.com.al/english/aktualitet/te-lutem-na-fal-e-rende-cfare-ka-ndodhur-me-statujen-e-bill-clinton-n-i523623
NetherlandsBernd2023-08-25 20:19:00 · 3yNo. 284902reply
> 2004
Hey, look who's finally out of coma!
MexicoBernd2023-08-25 20:22:11 · 3yNo. 284904reply

IsraelBernd2023-08-25 12:43:28 · 3yNo. 284842reply
Is it normal to drink a whole bottle of wine by yourself?
I mean, this is an activity that other people do together with others, no one goes home and drink himself senseless alone, right?
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GermanyBernd2023-08-25 17:23:10 · 3yNo. 284878reply
>Is it healthy to work out under a 30c sun, 3 hours after drinking a whole bottle of wine? Will this hypothetical person kill himself?
 
depends on:
>how hard the work out is
>what time it is because during 10 - 14 the sun can be dangerous but after that not really
>how much the sun has worn the person down the previous days, this would lower the ability to do this
>how much wine with how much alcohol content and how fast it was drunk
 
whole bottle seems a bit too much. heat and sunshine when the body is well rested and well hydrated are very healthy. alcohol robs the body of water though so when the workout is hard and the sun is hot, there might not be enough water in the body to sweat enough.
 
if i assume the worst (not well hydrated, not well rested, while the sun is nasty with a too hard workout) this could get dangerous if the alcohol overrides the body's signal. i don't know if alcohol can do that but since it makes people overconfident it wouldn't surprise me.
 
if you wanna save that person's life, go get that person a large bottle of water. 1 liter maybe, more if the person is big.
IsraelBernd2023-08-25 17:32:00 · 3yNo. 284879reply
Yes... I want to save that person very much.
GermanyBernd2023-08-25 17:50:07 · 3yNo. 284882reply
 
then go put some waterbottles in your backpack and hop on the tricicle!
MexicoBernd2023-08-25 17:50:24 · 3yNo. 284883reply
No, look for professional help or end yourself already.

BavariaBernd2023-08-22 02:56:14 · 3yNo. 284292reply
Security did not care at all about boars roaming the campside destroying anything in their way to find food so I took the chance and climbed their TV tower.
 
On my way back I stole something.
 
Guess what :)
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MexicoBernd2023-08-24 17:58:16 · 3yNo. 284751reply
You're graphically talented. Well done!
GermanyBernd2023-08-24 20:15:11 · 3yNo. 284773reply
thats a secret
GermanyBernd2023-08-24 20:20:50 · 3yNo. 284774reply
Are there even more drugs in it?
GermanyBernd2023-08-24 20:29:49 · 3yNo. 284776reply

IsraelBernd2023-08-24 16:50:07 · 3yNo. 284728reply
A suicidal depressed woman is not only attractive to men, she also gets understanding from other women and acceptance by the society. Her women friends will see her as struggling and understand her, support her, this is what feminism is all about. For society, the suicidal depressed woman is quirky, poetical, artistic, a "sensitive soul". A good example of this woman is Fiona Apple.
 
On the other side, the suicidal depressed man is a leper, a sick man, weak, fragile, disgusting. Everyone avoids him. As a man he needs to be a bread winner, but he is a failure and thus he deserves nothing from society but ostracization, isolation, avoidance. People seek nothing but status, success, money, positivity from a man, thus he has nothing to offer.
 
What you think of this dicothomy, bernd?
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GermanyBernd2023-08-24 18:45:04 · 3yNo. 284764reply
>excessive narcissism and grandiose view of the self feeling superior to everyone else
Indicators that this motherfucker is out there driving around in his van and kidnapping and murdering prostitutes are getting stronger
GermanyBernd2023-08-24 18:56:33 · 3yNo. 284766reply
>excessive narcissism and grandiose view of the self feeling superior to everyone else
 
i love myself and i look down on you. what's wrong with not respecting you? bitch tell me. judging from the pathetic drama you feel the need to create it seems to me that most people don't. most importantly you don't respect yourself.
SloveniaBernd2023-08-24 19:06:48 · 3yNo. 284767reply
I had a chad classmate in high school whose girlfriend was suicidal so he dumped her
GermanyBernd2023-08-24 19:33:22 · 3yNo. 284768sagereply
Incel bullshit

Indianew covid variant is cover for vax deathsBernd2023-08-24 03:04:58 · 3yNo. 284632reply
what is happening is the vaxxed are finally dying off and the governments will simply claim their deaths are because of a "new covid variant". It is the vaccine that is killing people. And they will enforce new lockdowns, and more vaccines, which will kill even more people.
 
The vaccine is what is killing people. This new "covid variant" is simply to cover up the vax deaths and instead blame them on this fake new covid wave.
 
The next lockdowns won't end, since the vax deaths will continue increasing. The end of the modern world is coming. The new world order awaits.
 
If you took the vaccine already, then get right with God, now.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-24 15:36:34 · 3yNo. 284722reply
zeta thread
SloveniaBernd2023-08-24 15:38:48 · 3yNo. 284723reply
good thing we have montypythonesque countries like cpbnja where nobody is vaxx'd so "new variants" don't happen there
UruguayBernd2023-08-24 15:39:10 · 3yNo. 284724reply
Oh no, a new variant! Surely the sheep did not take the 8th jab yet.
What we will do now with this hyper-deadly variant with the 0.0000001% death rate? It's over! The flu will annihilate us all! Oh no! Not the flu! OMG. In fact it's not even the flu, it's the common cold!!! Ahhhhh, my worst nightmare, the common cold coronavirus!!!!!
MexicoBernd2023-08-24 18:03:09 · 3yNo. 284752sagereply
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