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FinlandBernd2023-09-01 19:51:45 · 3yNo. 285990reply
>i wish i had spent more time shitposting on an obscure german imageboard
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MexicoBernd2023-09-01 22:09:15 · 3yNo. 286008reply
Absolutely based
GermanyBernd2023-09-01 22:26:10 · 3yNo. 286011reply
>I'm a friendless shutin virgin at 26 years old.
 
when i was your age i had a friends, sex, high paying job, went to parties and all that shit. it is not worth the effort.
 
nobody ever said "oh man that sex i just had was so great, my life is so awesome because of it."
 
don't be doomscrolling your life away my mane.
RussiaBernd2023-09-01 22:35:20 · 3yNo. 286012reply
literally me tbh, wish I appreciated what I had the chance to be part of in 2011 more
United StatesBernd2023-09-01 22:44:14 · 3yNo. 286016reply
ive been on a high of successes and just now realizing that i havent gotten much of anything. just gotten out of bad situations into slightly less bad situations (maybe)
im realizing im just as incompetent as i always thought i was and this false confidence isnt going to work for long with anyone

RussiaBernd2023-08-26 03:12:29 · 3yNo. 284957reply
My deepest, darkest fantasy...
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United StatesBernd2023-08-31 05:16:01 · 3yNo. 285803reply
United StatesBernd2023-08-31 18:41:02 · 3yNo. 285864reply
this happened but she deleted my save games even though i explained to her not to
RussiaBernd2023-09-01 22:37:33 · 3yNo. 286014reply
what game
United StatesBernd2023-09-01 22:42:15 · 3yNo. 286015reply
all the ratchet and clank games for ps2

United StatesBernd2023-09-01 05:12:17 · 3yNo. 285931reply
Have you learned any interesting facts recently? I learned that a banana tree is actually not a tree but instead a giant herb, and the bananas themselves are berries.
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SloveniaBernd2023-09-01 08:19:50 · 3yNo. 285942reply
Watermelons are berries too.
RussiaBernd2023-09-01 08:23:39 · 3yNo. 285943reply
rabbits are not rodents
NetherlandsBernd2023-09-01 10:33:01 · 3yNo. 285949reply
All the palm trees aren't trees as well
United StatesBernd2023-09-01 17:35:42 · 3yNo. 285972reply
don't fret over taxonomy

TexasBernd2023-08-31 15:29:35 · 3yNo. 285831reply
>261K views 12 years ago
GermanyBernd2023-09-01 16:07:49 · 3yNo. 285963reply
Like & Subscribergarch

GermanyBernd2023-08-31 19:41:04 · 3yNo. 285872reply
peace be upon you bernd.
MexicoBernd2023-08-31 19:43:10 · 3yNo. 285873reply
السلام عليكم
 
Un abrazo desde México, Bernd.
GermanyBernd2023-08-31 19:44:47 · 3yNo. 285874reply
people wanna be all brutal and competitve but that doesn't even seem to help them when considring the length of a human life. they spend so much time hating themselves that they can't even enjoy their ill gotten gains.
GermanyBernd2023-08-31 19:49:18 · 3yNo. 285876reply

SloveniaBernd2023-08-31 12:20:42 · 3yNo. 285816reply
Since in the last thread (Thread sunk too deep, can't post in it) you didn't believe me.
Here.
This whole thread is a proof women don't have sex drive.
https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/165mrnx/paying_for_sex_makes_literally_no_sense/
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GermanyBernd2023-08-31 14:01:32 · 3yNo. 285824reply
You just have to make them horny.
Pet them, hug them, suck their tiddies amd soon they'll be wet waiting for cock.
FinlandBernd2023-08-31 15:03:22 · 3yNo. 285828reply
fake news
GermanyBernd2023-08-31 15:10:34 · 3yNo. 285829reply
Females do not exist anymore.
They were all wiped out during the spanish flu pandemic a century ago. Since then men could only continue to reproduce using artificial wombs. When you see what you call a female today it is actually a male on female hormone therapy. Thus modern couples are actually two gay dudes.
Modern porn features vaginas but those against are trannies whose dicks were removed in postproduction. The government keeps this big hoax up to keep young males motivated to sacrifice themselves and their workforce in the hopes to get a real gf. But it is all a lie. Don't be like one of those fags that settle down with a tranny.
MexicoBernd2023-08-31 15:31:46 · 3yNo. 285832reply

TexasGlobal warmingBernd2023-08-28 17:09:00 · 3yNo. 285342reply
Why is global warming bad, isn't more water a good thing?
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RussiaBernd2023-08-29 20:31:39 · 3yNo. 285565reply
my country also grows but by different reasons
ArgentinaBernd2023-08-30 00:47:15 · 3yNo. 285606reply
KEK, for some reason i pictured a redneck with a maga cap asking the same stupid question.
MexicoBernd2023-08-30 00:55:45 · 3yNo. 285609reply
You're probably right on the money.
United StatesBernd2023-08-31 05:29:02 · 3yNo. 285805reply

RussiaBernd2023-08-25 22:27:48 · 3yNo. 284926reply
Anyone saved that "Essential Berndcore" film list? Asking for a friend. All I found by googling was an thumbnail. ;-;
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United StatesBernd2023-08-28 04:09:32 · 3yNo. 285276reply
It's just a /tv/ list with some foreign shit.
RussiaBernd2023-08-28 09:46:52 · 3yNo. 285310reply
The foreign shit is exactly what I need as I already know all the American films on that list.
United KingdomBernd2023-08-30 23:50:19 · 3yNo. 285776reply
i'm thinking of ending things
hills have eyes
the offence
palindromes (disgusting film)
videodrome
a yiddish world remembered
 
human centipede 3 is good. human centipede 2 is better though.
i've never seen the original.
MexicoBernd2023-08-31 02:54:49 · 3yNo. 285789reply
The original is the best one, Bernd.

TexasBernd2023-08-30 23:35:53 · 3yNo. 285772reply
This study showed that micro plastics are dispersed throughout the body and affect the behaviours in mice, leading to Alzheimer’s like symptoms after 3 weeks of micro plastic exposure.
 
This is related to collapse because we are all bathing in, breathing in, and eating/drinking more than a credit card’s worth of plastic per week.
 
I’m terrified to see how many crazy new diseases my generation (millennials) will have that our parents didn’t, all thanks to society’s poor decisions.
 
https://www.uri.edu/news/2023/08/microplastics-infiltrate-all-systems-of-body-cause-behavioral-changes/
United KingdomBernd2023-08-30 23:44:41 · 3yNo. 285775reply
society doesn't make decisions, people do. if you meet a wealthy old man, smite at his neck.
NetherlandsBernd2023-08-31 01:08:48 · 3yNo. 285782reply
Every new generation has new diseases. Mostly genetics (as we ignore the natural selection laws), but also environmental. Every new generation also has new medicine so it's kinda ok as long as humanity can manage it.
 
By the way, microplastic is 100% vegan so its digestion is approved by the local skater community.

United StatesBernd2023-08-30 07:00:02 · 3yNo. 285630reply
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight poster
AustraliaBernd2023-08-30 07:13:18 · 3yNo. 285632reply
You're a motherfucker too!
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 15:14:34 · 3yNo. 285666reply
im a bernder
im'a spurn her
i'm a noon-time sojourner
United KingdomBernd2023-08-30 23:37:01 · 3yNo. 285773reply
im a sinner
im a sinner
im a sinner
and im a sinner
enacting sin before god's eye

Dominican RepublicWtfBernd2023-08-30 17:59:10 · 3yNo. 285691reply
>hit hide button
>i still can see part of the thread/comment
 
how about hiding ALL OF IT?
 
Anyway, today im very saddened
 
i read Tarzan of the apes, and discovered that tarzan was very racist :c
 
In the distance were several buildings surrounded by a strong palisade. Between them and the enclosure stretched a cultivated field in which a number of negroes were working.
 
The two halted at the edge of the jungle.
 
Tarzan fitted his bow with a poisoned arrow, but D’Arnot placed a hand upon his arm.
 
“What would you do, Tarzan?” he asked.
 
“They will try to kill us if they see us,” replied Tarzan. “I prefer to be the killer.”
 
“Maybe they are friends,” suggested D’Arnot.
 
“They are black,” was Tarzan’s only reply.
 
And again he drew back his shaft.
 
“You must not, Tarzan!” cried D’Arnot. “White men do not kill wantonly. Mon Dieu! but you have much to learn.
 
“I pity the ruffian who crosses you, my wild man, when I take you to Paris. I will have my hands full keeping your neck from beneath the guillotine.”
 
Tarzan lowered his bow and smiled.
 
“I do not know why I should kill the blacks back there in my jungle, yet not kill them here. Suppose Numa, the lion, should spring out upon us, I should say, then, I presume: Good morning, Monsieur Numa, how is Madame Numa; eh?”
 
“Wait until the blacks spring upon you,” replied D’Arnot, “then you may kill them. Do not assume that men are your enemies until they prove it.”
 
“Come,” said Tarzan, “let us go and present ourselves to be killed,” and he started straight across the field, his head high held and the tropical sun beating upon his smooth, brown skin.
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 20:14:46 · 3yNo. 285741reply
Clearly the only blacks he's ever encountered have tried to kill him.

RussiaUSA appreciation threadBernd2023-08-30 18:48:32 · 3yNo. 285707reply
I made a delicious burger today, which once again reminded me of superiority of American culture. I hope America will crush all its enemies including Russia to a degree not witnessed since 1991, this time - for good, and WILL dominate the world eternally, as nothing of worth exists outside of America, maybe in the past but not by the 21st century.
The only good outcome for the humankind is to unite under an American-led world government.
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RussiaBernd2023-08-30 18:54:36 · 3yNo. 285710reply
agreed, america is greatest country in the world, one day i will be american and free
PolandBernd2023-08-30 19:40:05 · 3yNo. 285720reply
aren't you afraid the KGB will arrest you and send you to Siberia for saying that?
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 19:47:59 · 3yNo. 285723reply
plottwist: He is already in Siberia
RussiaBernd2023-08-30 20:11:32 · 3yNo. 285739reply
Why worry, we live under guidance and protection of America's biggest ally who manages the best.

United StatesBernd2023-08-30 18:57:47 · 3yNo. 285711reply
Why don't we just fork Kohlchan? It's open source. I think the problem with bernd.group is that it's extremely slow and doesn't feel right. That's mainly why it has never gained any significant traffic.
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 19:19:41 · 3yNo. 285715reply
The board software has gotten way more stable in the last year. I don't see that much wrong with it.
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 19:49:14 · 3yNo. 285726reply
Kohlchan: https://www.webpagetest.org/result/230830_BiDc05_CJY/
Bernd.Group: https://www.webpagetest.org/result/230830_BiDc6P_CK0/
 
Pages take twice as long to load. Even longer on a first visit. It's awful.
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 19:51:33 · 3yNo. 285727reply
The Kohlchan software reminds people of KC. This board software is more like modern-day Facebook (except that FB is probably a lot faster).
SloveniaBernd2023-08-30 20:06:33 · 3yNo. 285736reply
Selecting text and trying to copypaste is hell on here.
 
>This board software is more like modern-day Facebook
t. never been to facebook

FinlandBernd2023-08-29 16:33:03 · 3yNo. 285530reply
dumb teacher makes us watch dumb videos as homework when i want to play video games >:((
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MexicoBernd2023-08-29 18:17:52 · 3yNo. 285543reply
Reading the transcription can be way faster if you're not a tard.
United StatesBernd2023-08-29 18:33:20 · 3yNo. 285546reply
Based Jonne
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 00:50:54 · 3yNo. 285608reply
you'll grow up eventually
maybe
PolandBernd2023-08-30 14:19:40 · 3yNo. 285656reply
a special one
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