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GermanyBernd2021-02-16 21:30:12 · 5yNo. 110039reply
I have improved my tinder skills and profile so much that I can more or less consistently get a date every weekend. So far, this has lead to one second date with kissenings, but no third date or sex. I wonder how long it will take to achieve that or if it will stop to work before I get that far.
 
One annoying thing, or something I don't yet know how to deal with perfectly, is the issue of getting a second date after the first one. You aren't supposed to ask right away, so I wait for a day or two, but sometimes grilles take a day or two to text back and probably sometimes don't really know if they want to or not. So it often gets dangerously close to the next weekend without me having clarity about whether there will be a second date or if I should ask a new girl out.
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GermanyBernd2021-02-17 01:12:13 · 5yNo. 110061reply
I never understand why men use dating apps.
Isn't this the place where women are ten times more superior?
 
My entire sex life can be summed up on half a piece of paper, but in my opinion us Bernds have better chances trying to talk to women irl.
Am I wrong?
BerndBernd2021-02-17 07:27:41 · 5yNo. 110068reply
Tinder: a hundred women in month
IRL: three women in a half of a year
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 08:52:03 · 5yNo. 110070reply
I'm not saying I'm a master seducer, just that I improved my social skills to get to this point.
 
I know Bernds give bad advice most of the time, I'm mainly here to share.
 
Yeah I know. I mean often times it's just that you meet in person and figure out you don't have the right chemistry. That's impossible to tell without meeting irl and you can't force it. So there can't be a 100% success rate anyway.
First dates are usually just going for a walk outside and talking because of corona. It never goes really badly, but one time the gril was really boring and I didn't want to meet her again. Sometimes it's just mediocre and I'd be willing to fug them if that's their only goal. Two or three times it was really good from my perspective, but the girl didn't want to go further...
Also my main focus is not just getting benin in bagina. My main interest is physical intimacy, but I can't just have that with anyone. There needs to be a frenly connection at least, even if I'm not looking for marriage.
 
Yes, women have hundreds of choices while most men need to fish for crumbs. I have a profile that is performing above average, but it still is hard.
But I have met two amazing girls there already, one who was an amazing fwb for about a year and another one who is now just a good friend.
 
And talking to women irl is impossible because of the pandemic, maybe you missed it. Bars and basically all other places for socializing are closed. In the supermarket everyone wears a mask and wants to gtfo as quickly as possible. At the park everyone keeps their distance and doesn't want to interact with strangers.
BerndBernd2021-02-17 21:00:41 · 5yNo. 110154reply
>amazing fwb
How does it feel to fuck a woman that has sex with other men while you are absent? Dirty pleasure?

UkraineBernd2021-02-17 17:13:54 · 5yNo. 110122reply
my coworker, 27 y.o. female, once, while being drunk, said,
that she is a meme expert, because she knows all the meme pages on instagram,
and also that she identifies herself as a zoomer
 
additional infa:
none
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GermanyBernd2021-02-17 18:27:58 · 5yNo. 110142reply
>females having a meltdown when getting criticised
it's so annoying, my girl is also like that.
If I say something bad about something she did or does, she will literally cry because she doesn't understand that I'm not trying to say that SHE is bad.
 
At least she never even said something bad to me or what I do, so no double standarts here - but the average female can always criticise you but when she gets criticised the world ends.
 
I fucking H A T E it.
BerndBernd2021-02-17 18:49:57 · 5yNo. 110145reply
>it's so annoying, my girl is also like that.
My female acquaintance says that because of my fragile male ego I have an urge to point out at her faults to feel better in comparison. We both know that she just can't accept she has so many flaws and they are visible.
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 18:57:20 · 5yNo. 110146reply
>...says that because of my fragile male ego
Why do you let her talk shit like that?
BerndBernd2021-02-17 20:56:54 · 5yNo. 110153reply
>Why do you let her talk shit like that?
It's a female. Would you be angry on a dog because it's barking?

UkraineBernd2021-02-17 10:20:04 · 5yNo. 110087reply
another meeting,
scheduled for 20 min as a quick syncup,
 
one lady (i have no idea what she is doing actually) says that "this week we should prioritize closing the sprint tickets, because we are late on schedule"
 
meeting is already going on for 40+ mins
 
some dude telling story about how he bought a glass desk, and how it broke in two pieces in less than a month,
the other one showing a collection of gayming consoles he has
 
fucking kino
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BerndBernd2021-02-17 10:28:22 · 5yNo. 110089reply
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 10:41:25 · 5yNo. 110090reply
One time I was in a meeting were the boss went on this rambling talk about how the church does good work with the church tax and tithes they collect. Young me interjected: "Paying the lawyers for child-molesting priests for example."
BulgariaBernd2021-02-17 10:45:16 · 5yNo. 110091reply
And next: Le akward silence.
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 11:37:04 · 5yNo. 110096reply
In hindsight it was probably good for the rest of the team because she reacted very professional (unlike most other times) and just stopped the chatter and went back to business.

BerndBernd2021-02-16 17:35:43 · 5yNo. 110006reply
My so-called friend(female) just sent me a video where her mother kicks her, just ordinary domestic violence, nothing serious.
I replied that if she gets hard beatings, she should report to police, otherwise I don't see anything special why inform me about that at all.
She got mad about my heartlessness and lack of empathy, but what you gonna do.
Such cases.
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GermanyBernd2021-02-16 18:27:05 · 5yNo. 110015reply
She obviously wants your support. How can you be so heartless? She wants a hero. Offer her to go to the police with her, or a place to stay if she's afraid. Something like this
BerndBernd2021-02-16 18:45:37 · 5yNo. 110020reply
>How can you be so heartless?
Probably because there is only one good way to solve the situation: provide her another permanent home. I can't do that for now, everything else is just temporal and not worth the effort.
Police isn't doing anything in such cases usually and she didn't say she is in danger and she wants to spend time in my flat this night.
UkraineBernd2021-02-16 20:03:38 · 5yNo. 110034reply
 
LARP as a fatherly figure
have free seggs
BerndBernd2021-02-16 20:18:25 · 5yNo. 110035reply
Would you have had free segs were you me?


GermanyBernd2021-02-15 21:54:32 · 5yNo. 109907reply
Did our advertising work too well? Did someone organize a raid? This board suddenly feels like kohl...
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BerndBernd2021-02-15 22:03:46 · 5yNo. 109911reply
We'll have to clean up after that maybe but at least some good bernds decided to stay here.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 22:03:55 · 5yNo. 109912reply
I made an advertisement thread on KC today with this picture, it grew quite big thanks to rage spamming pedos.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 22:12:18 · 5yNo. 109913reply
>it grew quite big thanks to rage spamming pedos
I mean these people being pedos is bad enough, but why do they have to be such insufferable imageboard-posters on top of that? I really want to find them IRL and throw them into a volcano.
GermanyBernd2021-02-16 16:21:39 · 5yNo. 109999reply
> I made an advertisement thread on KC
wtf kys pls

UkraineI CAN'T TAKE 99% OF WOMEN SERIOUSLYBernd2021-02-15 19:47:05 · 5yNo. 109886reply
>HOW DO YOU MEN LEARN ALL THOSE THINGS? IT'S BORING AND COMPLICATED!
>"21 WAY TO GET RID OF POORNESS MINDSET"
>"12 WAYS TO SET GOALS FOR A NEXT YEAR"
>"WHICH PHASE OF SATURN GUARANTEERS MORE MONEY?"
<BTW IF YOU DENY ABOUT GENDER-BASED INCOME INEQUALITY I WILL LEAVE YOU. I'M SERIOUS.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 19:49:10 · 5yNo. 109888reply
Move this to /int/ please, Admin.
As long as this sites domain includes the word krautchan, /b/ should be DEUTSCH ONLY VERXLIXT NOCH MAL!
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 19:51:20 · 5yNo. 109889reply
It took me 24 years to find my girl in the 1%. I hope we can be together forever, I don't think I can ever find a woman like that again.
 
She even knows how to build PCs, has a lot of hardware knowledge, uses stuff like hexedit etc. and she's not ugly at all.
UkraineBernd2021-02-15 19:51:37 · 5yNo. 109890reply
 
kohlchan /b/ is deutch only, dear kolbasnik
UkraineBernd2021-02-15 19:53:00 · 5yNo. 109891reply
>uses stuff like hexedit etc
 
<what's that? i don't understand. why do i need that?

KazakhstanКазахстана тредBernd2018-07-22 14:29:37 · 8yNo. 26816reply
Казахстанский анон, ты здесь? Отпишись в тред.
 
Го к нам в телеграм-конфу. Наше комьюнити существует уже достаточно долго, но мы всегда рады адекватным анонам. В конфе есть много тян из различных городов Казахстана: Астана, Алматы, Шымкент, Караганда, Актобе. Будем рады пополнению.
 
Ссылка: https://is.gd/T6zQml
BerndBernd2021-02-15 18:56:52 · 5yNo. 109862reply
Бамп, хуле.
BerndBernd2021-02-15 18:58:29 · 5yNo. 109865reply
BerndBernd2021-02-15 19:09:03 · 5yNo. 109876reply
Не-а, нашёл на самом дне /бэ/ случайно.
Собираюсь пойти в их казах-чятик и пофорсить борду, но телеграм группы — эт зашквар. Я чёт брезгую.

GermanyBernd2021-02-15 17:27:06 · 5yNo. 109816reply
Wieso ist die Scheiße hier auf Mondsprache? Ich dachte das hier sei Krautchan?
 
Auch: allgemeiner Hitlerfaden.
BerndBernd2021-02-15 17:46:50 · 5yNo. 109830reply
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 18:55:04 · 5yNo. 109859sagereply
Verpiss dich.

AustriaBernd2021-02-15 17:30:29 · 5yNo. 109821reply
Bernd überzeugt das Liegüber dieses Bretts nicht.
BerndBernd2021-02-15 17:43:40 · 5yNo. 109828reply
Neumodischer Web 2.0 Scheissdreck.
Wenn ich tausende interkative Fenster haben will gehe ich zu Fratzenbuch.
 
Bernd ist mett weil er gerne ein kühles altmodisches Brett hätte.

GermanyBernd2021-02-15 14:29:04 · 5yNo. 109776reply
Computer, analysiere den Inhalt von Deanna Trois Mastdarm.
>Analyse abgeschlossen.
Fülle meinen Mund damit!

GermanyBernd2021-02-15 14:07:00 · 5yNo. 109765reply
Bernd erklärt dir jetzt mal wie dein Brett was werden könnte:
>Amtssprache auf /b/ muss deutsch sein
>Die Aufmachung ist viel zu modern, sollte wie das alte KC sein
>Performanz ist extrem schlecht, verbessere sie
BerndBernd2021-02-15 14:22:32 · 5yNo. 109774reply
>Amtssprache auf /b/ muss deutsch sein
Ja.
>Die Aufmachung ist viel zu modern, sollte wie das alte KC sein
Naja, die Zeiten ändern sich und ohne den Zuwachs von Jungbernds geht irgendwann auch nichts mehr. Dieser Bernd findet das Seitenlayout eigentlich ganz okay.
>Performanz ist extrem schlecht, verbessere sie
JA.

NorwayBernd2021-02-15 12:47:10 · 5yNo. 109734sagereply
>will Nachfolger von Krautchan sein
>kein einziger deutschsprachiger Faden auf /b/
 
Wollt ihr mich verarschen?
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 13:05:19 · 5yNo. 109738reply
Ist vielleicht besser so, Nazibernd.
RussiaBernd2021-02-15 13:09:52 · 5yNo. 109744reply
Yeah, they should have called the site krautchan.int and make just one board.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 13:40:21 · 5yNo. 109753reply
Hab ich auch gedacht. Und die Seite ist auch extreeem langsam.

AustraliaBernd2020-12-06 22:43:15 · 6yNo. 104956reply
I got catfished by a real estate agent. She showed me photos of the house that were a decade old and then when I get there says "don't focus on the condition of the house, just focus on the floorplan and layout".
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IndiaBernd2020-12-12 00:35:00 · 6yNo. 105153reply
OK yeah, that's bad... Lol dude.
 
Do you reckon maybe they were in witness protection or something, and had to leave in a hurry, and maybe there are millions of dollars in the walls? Cause I'm just wondering who would leave behind a sweet ass Elmo ride.
AustraliaBernd2020-12-12 20:53:45 · 6yNo. 105228reply
Must have been a desperate situation for sure. During the bushfires, many tales of people leaving their Elmo's behind.
BerndBernd2021-01-19 22:56:35 · 5yNo. 107718reply
That kitchen looks awesome compared to what I have. Can't fucking cook properly in these 10 square meters. I wish I hade huge table and lot of spare space to move around.
Guess that's why I stopped cooking for myself.
LatviaBernd2021-02-15 13:07:07 · 5yNo. 109740reply
Haggle down price? at some point maybe its worth to do some garbage removal and purging of filth for it?
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