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unknownBernd2024-10-03 01:30:22 · 2yNo. 321719reply
When that number turns to 100 I will give a kc member a high five
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GermanyBernd2024-10-05 02:31:31 · 2yNo. 321900reply
Are you new or trolling?
United StatesBernd2024-10-05 03:54:04 · 2yNo. 321908reply
Me feeling eepy on KC wanting to see big balloons
HungaryBernd2024-10-05 06:51:34 · 2yNo. 321919reply
I'm not racist. It's part of my culture. You should respect others' culture, Piefke.
United KingdomBernd2024-10-05 08:17:36 · 2yNo. 321921reply
I’m not from the war thread

RussiaBernd2024-10-01 23:18:46 · 2yNo. 321627reply
i dont give a fuck about you all anymore i bought a sewing machine i will sew shirts for myself, FUCK YOU
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RussiaBernd2024-10-03 17:19:55 · 2yNo. 321784reply
I tried to sew a shirt today and failed, glad I used cheapest blank fabric
GermanyBernd2024-10-03 18:18:40 · 2yNo. 321791reply
Like a dress shirt or a t-shirt?
RussiaBernd2024-10-03 20:56:28 · 2yNo. 321796reply
A button up, I tried to replicate an existing garment without taking it apart and failed. Will stick to a bought pattern now...
HungaryBernd2024-10-04 20:03:15 · 2yNo. 321865reply
Reminded me to fix a sewing machine. Actually two.

Russiapublic toilet solutions discussionBernd2024-10-02 20:48:47 · 2yNo. 321702reply
I do this thing even in fancy restaurants and shit, any toilet that isn't home honestly. Et tu?
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United KingdomBernd2024-10-03 22:48:07 · 2yNo. 321798reply
Also, I have IBS so I can’t be picky about public toilets. The only toilets that I won’t shit in are portaloos and those third world squat toilets.
United StatesBernd2024-10-04 04:19:32 · 2yNo. 321814reply
>The only toilets that I won’t shit in are portaloos
same i usually avoid porta potties unless it's an absolute emergency although once i had the pleasure of pooping in a virgin one shortly after it was dropped off
HondurasBernd2024-10-04 05:07:05 · 2yNo. 321815reply
Nice strategy to avoid paying high water bills if you have the balls to do that without caring what normies will think about you
 
I personally hate shiting, i still don't know why science hasnt researched on how to make human poop less disgusting, like the Guinea pigs or Rabbits, i always eat healthy to firm up my poop, it makes it less stinky and your ass gets less dirty, as a result you spend less money on toilet papper since you'll only need 4 squares to clean yourself, i also only eat enough bc I dont want to make a behemoth in the toilet, just two medium size healthy stools that can be used for fertilizing
United StatesBernd2024-10-04 05:18:33 · 2yNo. 321816reply
based latinxo efficiency

GermanyBernd2024-10-01 11:47:52 · 2yNo. 321570reply
Me when you knock my door
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GermanyBernd2024-10-01 15:19:19 · 2yNo. 321585reply
Me on the left when I try to connect to people.
GermanyBernd2024-10-02 00:12:42 · 2yNo. 321630reply
RussiaBernd2024-10-02 05:20:15 · 2yNo. 321641reply
BerndBernd2024-10-03 00:26:44 · 2yNo. 321718reply
Me today forging hate speech comments.

GermanyBernd2024-10-02 18:49:12 · 2yNo. 321685reply
Any German madlads who will work on Friday (Brückentag)?

LebanonBernd2024-09-30 15:56:03 · 2yNo. 321495reply
I am at work for 40 hours a week, actually working only 5. I'm getting paid 2,6k after taxes for this shit.
 
What is Bernd's work like in his cunt?
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HungaryBernd2024-10-01 12:48:20 · 2yNo. 321572reply
So you throw 35 hours of your life out of the window every week.
FinlandBernd2024-10-01 16:22:55 · 2yNo. 321594reply
You should work for 40 hours a week and get paid for 5.
TexasBernd2024-10-01 16:28:48 · 2yNo. 321595reply
Heinrich and Fritz pay me in KC bucks
 
18 per hour
LebanonBernd2024-10-02 12:00:52 · 2yNo. 321651reply
Pretty much. Playing some guitar and stardew valley to kill the time.

RussiaBernd2024-09-26 22:47:38 · 2yNo. 321060reply
test, test!
moved in another city eventually, testing if everything works fine ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠~⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌
 
carrying heavy bags when you're weak and starving is not a good experience lol
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HungaryBernd2024-09-28 16:57:47 · 2yNo. 321272reply
Am gonna try to make couple of screens then.
 
Well, I suggested that he should buy frozen, pre-prepared chicken fillets which he only needs to drop in hot oil, doesnt need to deal with the raw meat. Also that maybe he could switch place with his mom, she would move into this new flat, and he would go home. There wasn't any follow up, so I dunno how is he doing now.
I'm torn too. For one I feel sorry for him, but on the other hand the whole thing is so ridiculous, I suspect he's some elaborate troll, trying to generate some reaction. But I know some people are really impotent and helpless, so I'm back to feeling sorry. I don't feel anger towards him, tho he fits into the general conversation to that particular board don't tell the fellas about this, some might think I have low opinion about them.
HungaryBernd2024-10-01 21:12:33 · 2yNo. 321620reply
Here are some of the screens. Apparently he might be Northern Hungarian, and not Swede at all (the geolocation misplaces him, perhaps due to phoneposting). Tho he said a too large sum when he talked about his neetbux.
These are the latest, gonna search for older ones.
HungaryBernd2024-10-01 21:14:30 · 2yNo. 321621reply
I hope he forgive me reposting these. Although everything on imageboard is public, this still feels off. I made and shared screenshots in the past, but those were different soemhow.
RussiaBernd2024-10-02 05:09:35 · 2yNo. 321639reply
looks like he just found out how it is to live separately, and got bad luck right away

GermanyBernd2024-09-28 14:32:36 · 2yNo. 321250reply
Just had my fourth manual driving lesson (I'm doing B197, basically automatic but with some manual lessons, so I can still drive manual afterwards) and I'm fucking sick of it. Can't wait to drive automatic again. What about you Bernds? Do you prefer to drive stick or automatic?
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GermanyBernd2024-09-30 18:36:41 · 2yNo. 321533reply
How was your training yesterday? Did you learn to bunny hop?
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 17:51:27 · 2yNo. 321599reply
no i failed miserably, i am pathetic
however i only practiced for one hour and i was already tired from going uphill before, i get the pump and i can lift the front wheel but i'm not really hopping, i think i'm still too autistic to move my hips and get the timing down smoothly, also it's very exhausting so i'm obviously doing something wrong, like using my arms and upper body too much and trying to force it
i will try again, any advice until then?
RussiaBernd2024-10-01 20:02:08 · 2yNo. 321614reply
practice makes perfect, even if it means falling and suffering. failure doesn't make you pathetic for sure, im proud of you, bernd
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 20:15:34 · 2yNo. 321616reply

CanadaBernd2024-10-01 14:58:31 · 2yNo. 321583reply
Me: 36
GF: 23
 
Please rate
BerndBernd2024-10-01 15:10:37 · 2yNo. 321584reply
Is she mentally mature enough for you to not get bored around her?
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 17:47:35 · 2yNo. 321598reply
pedo
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 18:34:32 · 2yNo. 321602reply
based, jealous
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 19:24:44 · 2yNo. 321608reply
Does she call you daddy?

GermanyBernd2024-10-01 18:48:42 · 2yNo. 321603reply
Oh my god you guys it FINALLY happened!! /hs/ is removed from the overboard.
 
WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE MONKEYS POST IN MONKEY LANGUAGE AGAIN.
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 19:21:26 · 2yNo. 321607reply

United StatesBernd2024-09-03 04:33:02 · 2yNo. 318349reply
Vantablack niggers shaking their glistening black bottoms in a great desolate concrete basketball court encompassing the entire earth's lifeless surface to a cacaphony of rap music, ebonics, lambo engine revving, credit card scanning noises, gunfire and basketballs bouncing. Enormous rippling toned muscle bubble booty 7 foot tall nigger pumped full of TRT and growth hormone produced on the black nigger silverback ape production line of the new world order with enhanced cloning technology to crush the skulls of whiteboys into paper mache with its bare monkey paw.
 
You walk into your local KFC and are instantly greeted with the wet-dog smell of rancid seed oils, the vaguely salty-faecal smell of nigger sweat and body odour, the chemical scent of an alcohol-based disinfectant and a deafening cacaphony of revolting niggers chewing on slush and slop. A nigger is loudly chewing fried chicken in your face. You hear the moist reverberation of chewing and the mush-meat being chewed move throughout the nigger's mouth as its diseased crooked molars prepare the chicken for digestion.
 
Picture the gaping maw of a disgusting black jungle nigger with thick, rubbery, leathery dry earthy-pink lips, loose purple gingivital gums and irregular stained black-and-yellow teeth, frontal cavities on incisors and a disgusting tentacle-like pale-grey tongue riddled with grooves, cracks, bumps and white dots, with saliva filled with brown juices and protein-laden foam, momentarily opening and closing in order to pulverise and crush the battered, fried flesh of an expired battery hen, the food turning more into grey-brown mush with each stage of mastication, sticking to the nigger's teeth, nigger spit flying in your face and eyes as it chews, crunching, squelching and slurping noises as the nigger chews the chicken in its mouth. The remains of a grotesque genetically-modified and chemically augmented creature more growth hormone than bird, fattened on an industrial chicken feed more biofuel waste powder and chemical supplement than seed, being continually chewed into grey saliva-streaked oozing mush by the diseased mouth of a creature more worthlless crack-addicted welfare ape nigger than human, chewing with open mouth and spitting everywhere, smelling of cigarette smoke and nigger sweat, discarding spittle-covered chicken bones on the sidewalk for you to unsuspectingly step on with your bare skin.
Another Vantablack nigger. Nigger with shining black skin walking through the jungle completely naked with its juicy nigger penis dangling. Perfect primate brainless monkey nigger shitskin coon tar baby worthless chimp fucker of the new world order. Bill gates Xi Jinping lithium mine nigger robot mind control gorilla electrode slavery. New mineral-cotton iPhone battery triangle trade with the Asia-Pacific and the "service economy" mulattoised ponzi schemes of the global north. Nigger neuralink enables flesh puppet-simulated algorithmic competence.
 
Negative externalities abounding from fried chicken nigger consoomer Louis Vuitton Gucci iPhone cancer cell metastasis into all of earth's systems. Geological gas cycles disrupted by belching and farting niggers with oily black ape asses riding around in food stamp funded Lamborghinis and Ferraris as black smoke from burning trash bellows up in the distance. Concern for nature, love, truth, life, liberty thrown into the nigger cockroach infested trash can of history as niggerised Bill Gates mulatto gerontofuturistic pissing and shitting bbc swinging mass man coon monkey ape Africa nigger livestock farmed to grow world capital envelops the globe in a nigger-thick layer of concrete apartments, bling stores and disgusting vantablack nigger ape infrahuman apeoidic scum chimp fucking nigger coons zooming around on mopeds with Ethereum QR codes tattooed onto their arms and onto their veiny pustule covered diseased med-resistant infection laden deadly venomous genetic bioweapon reproductive nigger organs.
 
Beyond human self-actualisation is stage vantaniggerblack worldwide soft totalitarian fukuyama end of history hell. 4 billion projected sweaty oily cocoa butter bottoms shaking twerking gorilla in heat sex crazed reproductive bbc niggers cumming deadly hot venomous gene weapon laden loads into the pussies of all remaining human females to corrupt their offspring forever - eternal vantablack nigger-skinned coon-dark phenotypic, cultural, civilisational, political, economic and ecological night descending on planet earth.
 
Expect spraying of sulphate aerosls and industrial pulverisation of silicate rocks in an attempt to counter a continually multiplying undifferentiated biological mass of nigger and niggerised beige consumer african humans incapable of performing simple arithmetic and lead around like cattle by google glass and pandering Lizzoesque obese nigger nike advertisements for brillo headed shit skinned apes.
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UkraineBernd2024-09-11 16:04:36 · 2yNo. 319289reply
as a bignoser i had an experience of chatting with ns for awhile, back in 2018 and some chats here and there for lulz, let's just say their views on you can shift once they see you're not an evil dipshit as seemed to be
 
i knew one conservative ns-christian, that was an experience
unknownBernd2024-09-12 01:10:52 · 2yNo. 319342reply
i suppose its a problem with my hotspot then. i went on an unlimited data plan because its cheaper and just as fast to use my phone as a router as it is to get broadband.
still, if you are going to fire pon racist man then at least come out with something as artful as op did. cunts are saying 'it must be ai' because he put heart and soul into it - this is how machines rape the heart of man
ItalyBernd2024-10-01 14:49:23 · 2yNo. 321581reply
идит нахуй пидоры
RussiaBernd2024-10-01 14:55:14 · 2yNo. 321582reply
идите*
ты букву "е" потерял

GermanyBernd2024-09-30 10:11:45 · 2yNo. 321476reply
I had to start heating today. It's just too cold, my hands are freezing.
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GermanyBernd2024-09-30 16:07:27 · 2yNo. 321500reply
Get a powerful pc. Then you get heat and more performance in one.
FinlandBernd2024-10-01 04:49:36 · 2yNo. 321565reply
u now have sanser
PolandBernd2024-10-01 14:14:01 · 2yNo. 321577reply
if only your hands were attached to your body and shared the same blood flow...
HungaryBernd2024-10-01 14:43:39 · 2yNo. 321579reply

GermanyBernd2024-09-29 10:53:56 · 2yNo. 321351reply
today i will eat cereal and bananas, smoke a joint and go in the woods to practice bunnyhopping on my mountain bike. i watched some tutorial videos and it doesn't look that hard but i have never ever so let's see how much i am able to hurt myself
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GermanyBernd2024-09-29 16:04:44 · 2yNo. 321398reply
Yeah, nobody should ever criticise anyone, ever, even if they think it's wrong and harmful. We live in a democracy, deal with it.
GermanyBernd2024-09-29 16:19:13 · 2yNo. 321400reply
You can express your opinions but what you call criticism primarily consists of behaving like an asshole. Likewise everybody who reads this won't take away any valid points you might have but just think what an asshole you are.
So the only thing that you achieve with your posts is poisoning the atmosphere here.
United KingdomBernd2024-09-29 16:49:10 · 2yNo. 321401reply
I'd rather smoke weed than be a judgemental plonker
RussiaBernd2024-09-30 04:06:22 · 2yNo. 321455reply

GermanyBernd2024-09-28 21:29:03 · 2yNo. 321304reply
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russia-proposes-ban-child-free-lifestyle-rcna172616
 
Russians will be forced to breed
 
lörs?
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RussiaBernd2024-09-29 15:48:15 · 2yNo. 321392reply
still not having sex
United KingdomBernd2024-09-29 16:50:24 · 2yNo. 321402reply
> No forced breeding is taking place.
For now. Just you wait
United KingdomBernd2024-09-29 22:33:39 · 2yNo. 321427reply
All this retarded shit will do nothing to address root causes; poverty, abuse, addiction, isolation.
All of these things will only get worse so long as worrystan is run by its current cabal, which seems immovable and entrenched to the deepest level.
It is a sadness sad in its dolour
GermanyBernd2024-09-29 23:24:23 · 2yNo. 321431sagereply
I can't breed.
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