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GermanyBernd2024-09-25 18:15:46 · 2yNo. 320923reply
Is bg getting monitored by the CCCP?
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 18:21:18 · 2yNo. 320924reply
You spelled it wrong. CCCP is an abbreviation for the Soviet Union, not the Chinese Communist Party.
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 19:10:26 · 2yNo. 320938reply
same shit

GermanyBernd2024-09-25 00:32:58 · 2yNo. 320812reply
Can you eat this burger?
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GermanyBernd2024-09-25 14:44:14 · 2yNo. 320886reply
telling everyone that i am vegan
FinlandBernd2024-09-25 16:34:40 · 2yNo. 320898reply
this is what freedom is all about
United KingdomBernd2024-09-25 17:15:48 · 2yNo. 320907reply
And they say Americans are dumb
HungaryBernd2024-09-25 17:47:13 · 2yNo. 320912reply
This.

GermanyMonkeys save girl about to be raped by *ndianBernd2024-09-25 12:40:47 · 2yNo. 320866reply
It takes a group of fucking apes to save you from getting raped in India.
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GermanyBernd2024-09-25 13:27:52 · 2yNo. 320875sagereply
This thread is so incredibly shit, it's obvious it gets downvotes
 
t. first downvoter
United StatesBernd2024-09-25 13:35:29 · 2yNo. 320876reply
what did you expected form India
RussiaBernd2024-09-25 14:41:22 · 2yNo. 320883reply
I've been to india unironically this summer
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 15:36:07 · 2yNo. 320890reply
Did you try shitting in the streets?

BerndBernd2024-09-20 02:40:21 · 2yNo. 320360reply
Did you know that getting permanent freckles using diluted tattoo ink is a thing?
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GermanyBernd2024-09-24 07:52:04 · 2yNo. 320729reply
Everybody uses that term nowadays, gramps, because it’s a good lexical representation of the kind of people it describes.
HungaryBernd2024-09-24 16:40:54 · 2yNo. 320766reply
>im not a chud from sharty i swear
GermanyBernd2024-09-24 16:43:56 · 2yNo. 320767reply
What's the point of your misguided post?
unknownBernd2024-09-25 04:57:00 · 2yNo. 320834reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud
apparently you are a chud

RussiaBernd2024-09-24 20:59:57 · 2yNo. 320791reply
"Sewing" is normally pronounced as sOwing, but I prefer to say sEwing with the e. Like syou-eeng". Is there an English accent where this would be appropriate so I can continue with this practice?
IranBernd2024-09-24 23:20:04 · 2yNo. 320803reply
> Etymology: Com. Teut. and Indogermanic: OE. siwan, siowan (usually, with change of conjugation, siwian, siowian, seowian) = OFris. sîa (mod.Fris. dial. siije), OHG. siuwen, ONor. sýja (Sw. sy, Da. sye), Goth. siujan :— OTeut. *siwjan, cogn. w. the synonymous L. su-ĕre, Gr. (κασ-)σύειν, Lett. schuju, OSl. šiti (Russ. shitp., shivatp.), Skr. siv (3 sing. pres. sīvyati, pa. pple. syūtá; derivatives are syū fem., needle or thread, syūman suture).
> The root (for which Hirt suggests a primary form *seyewa-) appears in the words above quoted as *syū- : *sīw. Another ablaut-grade, *syou-, is found in OTeut. *saumo- seam sb. The pronunciation [səʊ] is abnormal (cf. strow, var. of strew, repr. OE. streowian); the written forms show that it goes back at least to the 14th c. In the 17th c. sew sometimes rhymes with clue, new; the mod.Sc. pronunciation is [ʃu].
United StatesBernd2024-09-25 03:35:10 · 2yNo. 320823reply
unknownBernd2024-09-25 04:35:38 · 2yNo. 320827reply
if you're are a man: keine
if you're are a sweet and demure grille: alle

FinlandBernd2024-09-23 17:22:23 · 2yNo. 320669reply
i updated my facebook profile pic but it didnt get a single like
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UkraineBernd2024-09-24 08:07:05 · 2yNo. 320730reply
the same, but with drawings lol
the most successful attempt in drawing sphere was probably twitter but i gave up on it years ago, so now i don't know what to do, the high concurrently, unfriendly algorithm and ai bros make the whole account promotion unbearable
FinlandBernd2024-09-24 12:20:34 · 2yNo. 320739reply
>>>/kb/
CzechiaBernd2024-09-24 14:56:40 · 2yNo. 320750reply
>having a facebook account
Ugh
United StatesBernd2024-09-24 16:00:09 · 2yNo. 320758reply
Agreed. Online relationships only get you so far in life. Comes from personal experience being an isolated 13-year old in 2017 on a farm in the middle of nowhere.

GermanyBernd2024-09-23 05:37:56 · 2yNo. 320643reply
Good morning, Bernds. Time to go to work again. Have a nice week.
MexicoBernd2024-09-23 05:53:20 · 2yNo. 320645reply
MexicoBernd2024-09-23 05:56:34 · 2yNo. 320648reply
United StatesBernd2024-09-23 06:21:48 · 2yNo. 320650reply
good morning. it's almost midnight for me I'm thinking about maybe rubbing one out before I go to bed
UkraineBernd2024-09-23 07:26:50 · 2yNo. 320651reply
good morning bernd, have a great week and stay safe!

GermanyBernd2024-09-21 15:48:26 · 2yNo. 320493reply
if you don't know what this is about you are a neubiene
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GermanyBernd2024-09-22 12:34:35 · 2yNo. 320593reply
How old were you when the shootenings happened Bernd?
 
The screenshot of the post I posted was forged by Düsseldorfbernd after the event happened and posted on casey by him. It was read by high-up of the bolice at some press conference in front of the press and got huge media attention so it was epischer Gewinn for the chan.
 
Being mentioned everywhere in the german press caused a huge wave of new users to the chan who later were referred to as Winnendenkrebs. I was one of them :3
GermanyBernd2024-09-22 12:41:34 · 2yNo. 320594reply
GermanyBernd2024-09-22 12:41:44 · 2yNo. 320595reply
Thanks for enlightening me
GermanyBernd2024-09-22 17:42:54 · 2yNo. 320603reply
I'm eternal

United StatesBernd2024-09-08 01:23:31 · 2yNo. 318798reply
I've made it through this whole summer without a single mosquito bite
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United StatesBernd2024-09-15 04:04:03 · 2yNo. 319800reply
I live in oregon but thanks. I've heard the skeeters up in alaska are crazy though. they are often jokingly referred to as alaska's state bird
RussiaBernd2024-09-15 09:45:53 · 2yNo. 319864reply
I know but isn't there a small part where the ice never melts???
I guess it's safe there...
ChinaBernd2024-09-22 13:15:06 · 2yNo. 320598reply
this shall gain u an achievement if life is a game lol
HungaryBernd2024-09-22 15:05:51 · 2yNo. 320601reply
Alaska (at least he "livable" places) are like Russia's taiga. In summer the air consists of 10% Oxygen, 40% Nitrogen, and 50% of mosquitos and various biting flies.

UkraineBernd2024-09-17 17:41:46 · 2yNo. 320107reply
i did a sin. i made my coffee in the microwave
 
the problem is my gas stove ran out of gas, mom is in another city and she usually manages all the shit about rent and payment for repair, i have enough money left to pay for the gas stove repair, but i will be left without the money for food, the question is: should i continue to sin, boil the water in microwave and save the money for food, or should i pay for gas stove repair and run out of money for food?
 
i screwed up from the job again, since im working with mom at the same workplace and she decided to go away and take me with her, so im unemployed again =/
 
in theory i can take commissions, but who will buy lol
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GermanyBernd2024-09-17 20:57:47 · 2yNo. 320133reply
I'm too much of an electricity noob to dare.
GermanyBernd2024-09-17 21:03:37 · 2yNo. 320134reply
The water acts like an electrical resistance between the razor blades. This closes the circuit and the water heats up.
If you put the blades closer together or if the water is salty the resistance is lower which means the the current increases. So it might be safer to start your experiments with the razor blades farther apart.
If you put the water in a glass or a ceramic cup and don't touch the water or the razor blades or the non insulated parts of the wire while it is connected you should be fairly safe. The worst that could happen is that your fuse blows and you have to turn it on against.
ChinaBernd2024-09-22 13:12:56 · 2yNo. 320597reply
wont water electrolyze and turn into hydrogen & oxygen(both active and therefore dangerous)
before it could heat itself obviously?
and how do u ensure its efficiency and make it heat faster than it cools down?
for the safety part how do u put the whole thing together if ur an electricity noob? the voltage provided by the socket shall definitely kill u.
 
just a few wonders, don’t take em seriously :D
GermanyBernd2024-09-22 15:04:46 · 2yNo. 320600reply
Electrolysis is done with DC and not with AC. It requires Ions to move from one side to the other. I doubt that this works very well when the polarity changes 60 times per second.
 
>and how do u ensure its efficiency and make it heat faster than it cools down?
Power = U*I
Ohm's law U = I*R
Power = U^2/R
U is fixed. The power that goes into the water goes inverse to the resistance. You can control the resistance by the distance between both razor blades. The closer they are together the faster the water heats up until eventually the current will go so high that your breaker pops.
 
It was possible to buy these kinds of heaters very cheap. I quickly searched here on ebay and aliexpress but can't find them anymore.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

BrazilBernd2024-09-22 04:53:08 · 2yNo. 320573reply
Do you remember coronavirus?
RussiaBernd2024-09-22 06:31:19 · 2yNo. 320579reply
Good time for sonbaskets tbh
CaliforniaBernd2024-09-22 10:01:17 · 2yNo. 320587reply
Hahaha nope
GermanyBernd2024-09-22 10:31:10 · 2yNo. 320588reply

GermanyBernd2024-09-17 22:41:11 · 2yNo. 320138reply
I ate too many Bird Milk, my belly hurts.
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UkraineBernd2024-09-20 16:57:30 · 2yNo. 320411reply
fuck now i want one but broke for little treats like bird milk uoohhh....
HungaryBernd2024-09-21 18:53:14 · 2yNo. 320547reply
Here we make creamy sauce from the yolk, and whipping from the white.
UkraineBernd2024-09-21 21:33:23 · 2yNo. 320557reply
oh, so it does change from place to place, interesting how many variations of bird milk exist actually
HungaryBernd2024-09-22 06:56:58 · 2yNo. 320584reply
I assume so. Our birdmilk contains only 4 ingredients: eggs, milk, sugar, vanilla.

United StatesBernd2024-09-20 18:58:02 · 2yNo. 320424reply
My mouth enjoys spicy food but my angus does not
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HungaryBernd2024-09-21 18:37:44 · 2yNo. 320541reply
Mongolfist, brother!
HungaryBernd2024-09-21 18:39:08 · 2yNo. 320542reply
HungaryBernd2024-09-21 18:40:04 · 2yNo. 320543reply
Dang I should have just written a tower reply.
 
Rub benis with hot paprika.
United StatesBernd2024-09-22 00:40:32 · 2yNo. 320567reply
I've done that accidentally a few times. not directly rubbing it on my benis but touching it with some pepper/hot sauce residue on my hands

RussiaBernd2024-09-20 08:25:14 · 2yNo. 320374reply
I woke up hoping to get rid of half of the clothes I don't wear anymore, wanted to donate it to a homeless shelter or something. Then I looked through my stuff and realized that I like all of it and don't want to throw anything out.
 
How do I put my hoarding to an ends...
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UkraineBernd2024-09-21 08:02:20 · 2yNo. 320476reply
mom decided to move back in big city that's why
 
>Need a flat with a working stove?
lol yeah the stove is about to be repaired only in three days, at least mom allowed me to spend money on food (she will deal with payment for the repair) so i have microwaveable food in the fridge
RussiaBernd2024-09-21 08:17:52 · 2yNo. 320479reply
just use old clothes in garden/garage
GermanyBernd2024-09-21 10:13:28 · 2yNo. 320487reply
RussiaBernd2024-09-21 16:32:17 · 2yNo. 320500reply
you are not american
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