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AustriaBernd2020-09-22 02:53:07 · 6yNo. 102717reply
>those reactions on their faces
Ebin picture.
The woman on the left is like wtf is wrong with that guy.
Guy is like oh no again this sperglord walking in the night with his lantern.
Girls behind are like lol what a freak.
 
But over all the guy was still incredebly based and devoted to his ideas.
AustriaBernd2020-09-22 02:54:04 · 6yNo. 102718reply
This image actually reminds me le global boker face.
GermanyBernd2020-09-22 02:55:00 · 6yNo. 102719reply
This is how keinbernds look at me whenever i go outside
RussiaBernd2020-09-22 03:03:30 · 6yNo. 102720reply
You can tell he is deeply thinking about something.
GermanyBernd2020-09-22 12:14:00 · 6yNo. 102738reply
but is there a painting of him masturbating in public?

United StatesBernd2020-09-22 05:12:27 · 6yNo. 102724reply
The nautilus is a scavenger rather than an active predator and it lacks brain structures responsible for behavioral complexity in more advanced cephalopods, namely the vertical lobe which is thought to manage learning and memory in squids, octopuses and cuttlefish. Despite this, it is the longest lived cephalopod by a large margin. A nautilus may live to be 15 or 20 whereas most other cephalopods live for only 1-3 years. The nautilus is today represented by six species in two genera.
 
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AustraliaBernd2020-09-22 05:46:12 · 6yNo. 102726reply
I highly rate these. Though cuttlefish are also pretty dope.
FinlandBernd2020-09-22 05:49:02 · 6yNo. 102728reply
Helmivene :D
AustraliaBernd2020-09-22 06:44:49 · 6yNo. 102731reply
You should check out cone snails.
AustriaBernd2020-09-22 12:02:30 · 6yNo. 102737reply
Why live if you are shortheda?
Trees live hundreds of years.

United StatesBernd2020-09-22 01:24:05 · 6yNo. 102705reply
... I like emo music.
i miss my best fren :(
RussiaBernd2020-09-22 02:13:44 · 6yNo. 102709reply
You mean post hardcore as they call it? Like this?
AustraliaBernd2020-09-22 05:47:24 · 6yNo. 102727reply
I like Sunny Day Real Estate

BrazilBernd2020-09-21 01:37:27 · 6yNo. 102618reply
You are able to go in a portal in time back to 1938 and are able to relay one simple message
(max 15 words) to a world leader at the time.
 
which one do you choose, and what is the message.
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United StatesBernd2020-09-21 11:22:35 · 6yNo. 102638reply
I think most leaders would be confused by a random message claiming to be from the future, and assume it's from some schizo.
Except turboautists like Himmler or Hess.
BrazilBernd2020-09-21 11:36:28 · 6yNo. 102639reply
depends on how you pjrase it
GermanyBernd2020-09-21 13:35:55 · 6yNo. 102643reply
Himmler woulda just ask his brain Heydrich what to make of such a message.
BrazilBernd2020-09-21 22:49:25 · 6yNo. 102676reply
Who chooses shitpost of the month?
 
I seriously thought it was a good threda to post :(

United StatesBernd2020-09-17 15:44:20 · 6yNo. 102356reply
I notice we have no Dutch on BG. This makes me happy as all the Dutch I have interacted with on KC are kein bernds and expats and post very low quality threads
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NetherlandsBernd2020-09-21 18:58:24 · 6yNo. 102663reply
You're right about this, but actually, those of us who aren't white are the biggest Bernds. All the whites are keins who slay both white and asian grilles while blacks take the middle easterns and blacks. It's a very special kind of failure when you fit in with neither your own ethnic group nor that of the country your useless shitbrained parents emigrated to, so please, feel for us too. We will die alone.
CaliforniaBernd2020-09-21 19:39:16 · 6yNo. 102666reply
BrazilBernd2020-09-21 20:22:57 · 6yNo. 102669reply
I dont mind dutch posters except for the frisian pedo
CaliforniaBernd2020-09-21 21:15:45 · 6yNo. 102670reply

FinlandBernd2020-09-19 18:38:33 · 6yNo. 102506reply
OldBernds, when does tfw no gf finally go away?
 
OP was up last night until 3AM just feeling sorry for myself like a pathetic emo teen.
 
t. lvl 31
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FinlandBernd2020-09-20 05:18:29 · 6yNo. 102571reply
Just stop crying over nothing bro
New ZealandBernd2020-09-20 09:37:32 · 6yNo. 102573reply
It isn't just nothing. Fucking nihilist. Love or companionship is important and never does go away despite your debased coping mechanisms. Some can distract it with their hobbies or substitutes, but it is a healthy and eternal emotion seeking fulfillment, which is stronger for others as well as women who seek their counterpart.
FinlandBernd2020-09-20 22:08:36 · 6yNo. 102601reply
Fair enough.
 
It’s useless like polishing a turd.
NetherlandsBernd2020-09-21 19:22:16 · 6yNo. 102664reply
If you're a Bernd who is at or near wizard level, have you considered taking a leap and trying what you've never tried instead of making excuses again? One day you will not have any excuses left and it'll be too late for you. I'm not talking about simple self-improvement like
>>102549, but more radical solutions from substances like psychedelics (my tried and true advice to anyone who is struggling with life) and perhaps anabolic steroids to Eastern European brides or sex tourism whether outright visiting poor SEA/S. Am. shitholes or going someplace where whites are favored such as Korea or Japan.

GermanyGroovesBernd2020-09-02 12:48:42 · 6yNo. 100630reply
Post grooves and groove links here
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SingaporeBernd2020-09-21 02:49:10 · 6yNo. 102624reply
RussiaBernd2020-09-21 03:19:16 · 6yNo. 102627reply
United StatesBernd2020-09-21 08:26:52 · 6yNo. 102631reply
SingaporeBernd2020-09-21 10:39:31 · 6yNo. 102637reply
 
today's the day!

BrazilBernd2020-09-20 21:34:41 · 6yNo. 102597reply
hi
 
im new to krautchan
 
 
how's my credit in this joint?
AustriaBernd2020-09-20 21:35:40 · 6yNo. 102598reply
Which credit. I think I saw only one br posting here?
GermanyBernd2020-09-20 21:44:48 · 6yNo. 102599reply
SingaporeBernd2020-09-21 01:03:08 · 6yNo. 102612reply
sir, i would like to inform you that as a br bernd, the default credit rating is unfortunately low
however i would like to extend some goodwill and give you full credit, the good br posters tend to be really good. enjoy your stay.
BrazilBernd2020-09-21 01:35:04 · 6yNo. 102617reply
thanks' i'll make sure to earn it.

AustriaAutism and lifeBernd2020-09-17 06:30:39 · 6yNo. 102329reply
henlo frens
 
Please prepare for an actual autismal shitpost.
I was so happy when this Bernd group surfaced, and then I left it alone because it felt too good to be true, and now here it is, healthy and alive. I feel so thankful and cozy reading it. Thank all of you.
 
That being said, my emotions are in disarray. It was often a matter on jokes on the kc, but I have since learned that I actually "have autism", meaning that thinking about normies is not merely being an edge Lord, but a categorization that the normies themselves happily apply as soon as they learn that a ~convention~ says I'm actually different than they are.
 
I had learned to deal with society quite nicely on a superficial level, but never learned to make friends. Even my family relations are all on the level "ok, friendly and polite".
 
I know that there are people around who feel like I do. The occasional fellow nerd, as I have met a few times in my life, where you suddenly see someone and just knows he is of your kind. In the early Internet, they were plenty, and the web was the place to find each other, but that has changed, as we all know.
 
Now I only know a tiny handful of non-normies, and a vast majority of them even reject that notion, they devote their life to still finding a place in the Normie world. As do I, however, I still try to stay conscious in my non-beloging, whereas their strategy is to make a shell out of themselves. Pre-Diagnosis, I was there too, and it lead to a depression that almost killed me.
 
Now I am slowly rediscovering the patterns that defined my "weirdness" when growing up, and always look for ways to embrace them in a way that doesn't cause outright contempt by Normies. However, I'm also aware that most Normies will just flat out never be interested in interacting with me as a person and will always just perceive me as a cog in their world more or less faulty, because the social games they require in order to have a personal connection with someone are too tedious for me.
 
Everyday, I internally weep at my solitude, and as well about that of all the possible friends who, by mere matter of probability, must be all around me, but have been conditioned to hide away by the Normie society. But even if they showed themselves, it would not mean friendship - it would just open up a group of humans like Normies are exposed to every second of their waking life, in which I can start to look for friends.
 
Oh well. The cozy way of this place gives me hope that in anonymity, there is a tiny pocket of us weirdos here. I will just blend in quietly, make a shitpost here and there, just like in the olden days, and be happy. Thank you brent
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FinlandBernd2020-09-19 18:41:05 · 6yNo. 102508reply
What field of work btw?
AustriaBernd2020-09-20 14:05:14 · 6yNo. 102577reply
FinlandBernd2020-09-20 15:39:52 · 6yNo. 102579reply
Fascinating stuff, congrats Bernd.
SingaporeBernd2020-09-21 01:06:32 · 6yNo. 102614reply
nice, enjoy your work bernd! how did you come across it?

FinlandBernd2020-09-20 23:24:16 · 6yNo. 102603reply
kc tier board
GermanyBernd2020-09-20 23:29:41 · 6yNo. 102604reply
And rightfully so.
GermanyBernd2020-09-20 23:39:51 · 6yNo. 102605reply
Are you from yli?

GermanyBernd2020-09-18 21:20:17 · 6yNo. 102477reply
Who is the bo of poorchan?
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CaliforniaBernd2020-09-19 04:04:30 · 6yNo. 102486reply
GermanyBernd2020-09-19 08:00:16 · 6yNo. 102492reply
https://poorch.ga/int
 
I thought its Ihors board.
RussiaBernd2020-09-19 09:59:19 · 6yNo. 102493reply
>I thought its Ihors board.
No It's not Ihors.
CaliforniaBernd2020-09-20 16:06:53 · 6yNo. 102580reply
Ihors board was so dead each time I visited it, so I deleted it from my bookmarks.

GermanyBernd2020-09-19 23:44:29 · 6yNo. 102565reply
Is this a new form of biological warfare?
GermanyBernd2020-09-20 01:47:05 · 6yNo. 102568reply
"Superspreader"
Wat hat se denn gespreadet, die Kleine? Ihre Legs?
 
Such a fucking dumb word for such a clownish world. This story is not only being perpetuated and inflated by our media because there is a shortage of stories, but also because it furthers their agenda of keeping all people inside the GFR in a state of compliance, no matter the issue at hand.
 
Let some hotelier slut coof on idiots in Garmisch-Patenkirchen. It's their own fault for partying during these "troubling times".
United StatesBernd2020-09-20 04:11:07 · 6yNo. 102569reply
Is it warfare if she's just being dumb and people still go to outings?
>Florida
Naturally.
New ZealandBernd2020-09-20 09:59:36 · 6yNo. 102575reply
I believe its an important test to collect data on the response of each individual country and how to poke holes in the shabby fortresses the acting world governments have built around the pandemic. I'm not fearful it'll be a coming issue again but it is inevitable that biological warfare has an importance even clean one's own country, and judge a personal response as well.
GermanyBernd2020-09-20 15:02:26 · 6yNo. 102578reply
Atleast bernd is save from these kissing bioweapon grills

GermanyBernd2020-09-19 21:13:11 · 6yNo. 102556reply
Have you noticed that boomers love to point out how old they are when they make youtube comments? I forgot to screenshot the examples when I had them in front of me, but many times I noticed comments like: "I'm a 63 year old man and I was never crazy about this youtube thing, but I like your music very much." Why does he feel the need to point out his age?
FinlandBernd2020-09-19 21:27:32 · 6yNo. 102560reply
It's a generation thing. Look at Beatles songs on YT, there will be kids who loudly announce their age and how unique they are.
AustriaBernd2020-09-19 22:43:00 · 6yNo. 102561reply
Agree
t. 1992 date of birth boom boom
GermanyBernd2020-09-19 23:37:05 · 6yNo. 102563reply
I have noticed image board dwellers being obsessed with this new term "zoomer"
United StatesBernd2020-09-20 04:20:57 · 6yNo. 102570reply
I think complaining about Gen Z is the newest form of attaining "oldfag" cred.
Ironically a few of them bitch about "zoomer" culture while embracing newer memespeak and the more recent cancerous trends in imageboards.

United StatesBernd2020-09-19 20:24:18 · 6yNo. 102537reply
Why are american women so upset at roe v wade possibly being overturned in the future? Just give yourself a homemade abortion by drinking and smoking during pregnancy until you miscarry, that’s what me ex gf did.
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FinlandBernd2020-09-19 20:56:02 · 6yNo. 102548reply
Not Chrome either.
United StatesBernd2020-09-19 21:07:03 · 6yNo. 102552reply
I am schizo but not really /pol/. If I knew how to delete threads here I would. I just like to talk with people
RussiaBernd2020-09-19 21:12:14 · 6yNo. 102555sagereply
GermanyBernd2020-09-19 21:13:27 · 6yNo. 102557sagereply
testing
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