Its bernd, he "y-you too"´ed his way outta there :D
>meet a horny maori babushka while busking
>pulled into a third wheel setting because my impoverished useless Italian acquaintance can't say no to the possibility of free alcohol
>10/10 banter and dark humour from her yesterday
>Italian is more focused on the gin
>Talk politics with the babushka's mum
>eat delicious food
>bepis starts plotting foul ideas
>internal conflict with heda
>decide to hang out with her today and she buys me one cigarillo
>walk through the supermarket and held her shop
>young and pretty women looking at me and questioning the pairing
>my narcissism was well fed from the mountain of stares and gawking
>get a coffee
>poofter, ugly women all keep talking and looking at us
>back at her place we chat and i play piano
>more good banter but she starts whining about her ex
>red flags everywhere
>told me she's often drinking at bars
>multiple abortions
>never had kids or married
>unemployed
>well educated
>binge drinker
>tells me she's gotta drop me off cause her ex is coming over for dinner
>tells me i remind her of a man who she slept with eons ago
>benis asks if she'd like to have some fun
>she says sure
>get in the car and grab her hand to place it on my benin
>good squeeze
>tells me she'd feel guilty having dinner with her ex after a good rump despite having invited men back from the pub to cuck her ex
>drops me off and starts texting me dirty things
what have i done dogdammnit
I started semem retention to discontinue my porn addiction i had years ago
But i never saw myself discrediting my goals by associating with women. When I'm hiking or alone in the bush, my mind lingers to and from the thoughts of intimacy, yet i still shoo them away to avoid the irrationality it'll cause later despite my intentions being to find a woman later on.
Nofap is a joke that many take too seriously. I retain my semen to better my pheromone smell around women to confuse them and to energize myself.
t eccentric
Do other Bernds save pics of nice homes for the eventuality that they will have money and the opportunity to set up a nice home for themselves, too?
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If I’m really lucky I’ll get a house once my grandparents are all dead. We’re a family of only children, so I’m at the end of the inheritance pyramid. Maybe I’ll manage to get a good job and rent a nice apartment before that, but I’m not sure. Housing prices are beginning to be a problem, here, too. Especially if you don’t want to live in the countryside and I hated it there. It’s not really wilderness, since Germany is densely populated, but it’s full of village bydlo who will judge me for my berndness.
You know what enrages me the most about Covid. It’s the fact that I have to use Google remote desktop to access my companies server holy shit I have never seen a more half assed piece of code then to fuckwits at Google make. Constantly crashing slow as a fucking dial up in the 80s absolute fucking garbage and I’m expected to get work done with that. And to top it all off this shit ain’t going away I’m gonna still be expected to work at home even after every fucker on the planet is vaccinated I am literally at my wits end
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Last night I had a double wet dream consisting of me suckling on the breastesas of a woman, then inseminating her in a bathtub.
Problems were when I awoke to see two huge stains on my sweatpants.
t.semen retentioneur
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I often catch myself in my dreams, as they're more common than I anticipated, to stop any sort of release and control my animalistic urge to release.
The downside is I generally wake up smelling of cum, which means I need a shower that may or may not always be available to me at that time.
I've had multiple dreams where I force myself to wake up by asking myself "Is it worth it? Do you want to coom after x amount of months?" Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't after a safety check. This latest one was automatic, meaning I'm a weak man.
I gotta give up the sugar and technology again. Fug.
They substituted “crusade” for “jihad” in the new Dune trailer. Fucking bullshit I hope it flops now.
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There is a fantastic, GIANT mod (more like a fan add-on) made by Russian modders for Oblivion. It's a very long mod full of new content, Russian humour, new lands to explore and so on. It gained huge following in Russian-speaking community, but the English translation (I translated a few bits myself) remained relatively unnoticed. So I want to share it with you.
This is a true gem of Russian modding. I suggest you all try it.
https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/48810/?tab=description
This mod will swallow you for a week at the very least, I promise.
It involves pirates, a trip to Akavir, a gay bar, a Mortal Kombat-alike fighter tournament, necromancer conspiracies, search for treasures, detective work for Imperial legion, bad trips and much, much more. I believe it plays twice as long as the main quest.
I wonder if the Finn we have here is actually the BBCfinn making normal posts and just chilling here while having no job to be done... I mean I know for a fact that BBCfinn did visit BG, but whether he decided to stay after Arnie destroyed the gayziners or not is a mystery.
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Today: Monster Energy Ultra Paradise
Tastes like apple flavoured candy, additional picture related.
Artificial sweetener fairly noticeable.
Would not consume again.
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I have huge problems going to sleep. I usually end up worrying about things. For example a couple of days ago I thought about food and what I could cook the next day and then I thought about my disgusting fat grandmother eating like a pig and all kinds of family stuff related to her etc etc
A minor hack I found is leaving clothes and a light on. That way my brain somehow thinks it's just a nap and that's fine. But if I prepare myself to go to bed properly it seems like too much of a commitment and the worry train starts running through my brain.
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>living outside
>wake up with the sun
>live inside
>stay up all night and struggle getting a good rest
Supposedly frank zappa had an oscillating sleep regime. His excuse about staying up at night was the night's peacefulness and I too have witnessed how calm it is with a lack of cars, people and other distractions.
Sadly, my current living situation doesn't allow this, but I would love to use modern technology to improve the lighting situation in my apartment and make it mimic natural patterns to some degree.
- blinders that open automatically in the morning to let the sun in, but are closed at night to keep artificial light out
- if it's winter and I need to get up before dawn I would have lights go on automatically to wake me more naturally
... stuff like that.