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New ZealandBernd2020-12-19 03:37:02 · 6yNo. 105406reply
I saw three grey mice during my stroll through downtown.
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AustraliaBernd2020-12-26 10:53:47 · 6yNo. 105498reply
Yeah, was only a blue tongue lizard. 'Bout 25cm long. Was blocking the footpath. Harmless though.
NetherlandsBernd2020-12-26 11:21:15 · 6yNo. 105502reply
How the fuck do I score dates with grey mice? I got some matches but they ghost me when I ask them out
NetherlandsBernd2020-12-26 11:33:24 · 6yNo. 105503reply
TurkeyBernd2020-12-27 10:14:45 · 6yNo. 105544reply
you swipe more often.

GermanyBernd2020-12-26 23:58:04 · 6yNo. 105525reply
is this the power of amazon dealings algorithm?
TurkeyBernd2020-12-27 00:55:11 · 6yNo. 105527reply
Kek. Anno is good tho.

United StatesBernd2020-12-24 01:19:02 · 6yNo. 105460reply
I'm bored and lonely 😩
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GermanyBernd2020-12-24 12:25:01 · 6yNo. 105465reply
its more fun than Arma?
United KingdomBernd2020-12-24 16:22:32 · 6yNo. 105467reply
that does look like good fun
TurkeyBernd2020-12-25 11:34:05 · 6yNo. 105480reply
arma is its own fun but yes you can say it's arma for normal people.
TurkeyBernd2020-12-25 11:35:54 · 6yNo. 105481reply
its not really fun to watch, you need to play it.

GermanyBernd2020-12-16 02:33:02 · 6yNo. 105334reply
What are the most ebin imageboard threads you have ever witnessed?
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United StatesBernd2020-12-24 22:27:27 · 6yNo. 105470reply
On Old KC (rest in ribs) I once made an offhand comment that Europeans believe anything about America as long as it conforms to their notions of how stupid and horrible we are. I said for example if someone made a thread "How much do you tip the person who bags your groceries at WalMart? I tip only 10% and it makes my friends angry" that such a thread would get a hundred replies.
 
A few minutes later someone made such a thread that was active for days and with hundreds of posts, most of the posts coming from Europeans and saying how stupid tipping the bag person at the grocery store is.
NetherlandsBernd2020-12-24 22:41:07 · 6yNo. 105472reply
Don't you also tip the penis inspector at school? Lmfao, stupid burger
EcuadorBernd2020-12-24 23:22:42 · 6yNo. 105473reply
That's funny but, in fact, tipping the person who bags your groceries is one of the few times tipping is accepted in Ecuador.
RussiaBernd2020-12-25 09:18:03 · 6yNo. 105478reply
I think the throds I made when I claimed that real krautchan will be back up tomororw at 9 were pretty good

GermanyBernd2020-12-12 12:34:54 · 6yNo. 105184reply
What is lörs option on nudism?
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FinlandBernd2020-12-18 04:05:02 · 6yNo. 105374reply
subatomic guildhouse tier
GermanyBernd2020-12-18 17:08:42 · 6yNo. 105385reply
EcuadorBernd2020-12-25 02:17:26 · 6yNo. 105475reply
I would be in favour if only good looking people went nude, but from my experience it's generally ugly people who do this.
NetherlandsBernd2020-12-25 08:22:29 · 6yNo. 105477reply
Maybe it's because most people look uglier naked than clothed?

GermanyBernd2020-12-14 23:47:10 · 6yNo. 105319reply
Have you heard of this meme that men can't sit cross-legged because of their genitals? Are you possibly affected by this problem yourself?
 
I used to sit cross-legged all the time in school and got bullied by some kids who took it as proof that I have no testicles. I also heard men complain in earnest about how they can't sit cross-legged without hurting themselves.
 
Is underwear the issue here? I have always worn boxer briefs that cup my balls nicely, maybe they never get in the way of sitting because of that. Do loose boxer wearers have this problem? Or is something else the issue here? Individual anatomic differences, sitting technique...
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FinlandBernd2020-12-22 18:39:30 · 6yNo. 105438reply
imma try this
AustraliaBernd2020-12-23 06:40:34 · 6yNo. 105441reply
I was very upset when I discovered my parents had been lying to me.
United KingdomBernd2020-12-23 11:41:56 · 6yNo. 105443reply
I have a big weiner and I have never had a problem sitting cross legged. I think it is just a meme so guys can take up more space on the train and bus. I go along with it because I like the extra space
United StatesBernd2020-12-25 00:01:42 · 6yNo. 105474reply
I make a "4" shape with my legs, both gives spreading room without looking too slobby.

NetherlandsAlexanderBernd2020-12-12 17:32:36 · 6yNo. 105205reply
What's your opinion about the greatness of Alexander? Do you think his epithet is justified?
 
After finishing my extensive readings, it's clear to me that he distinguished himself through unparalleled ambition and drive. This same fiery character (as Plutarch describes it) might be the cause of some of his unforgivable acts - principally the murder of Cleitus, a close friend and companion who had saved his life once, in a fit of drunken rage
 
>Alexander seized a spear from one of his guards [...] and ran him through.
 
but from his actions on the whole it's clear hat he was also open to reason and prone to forgiveness. His magnanimous treatment of prisoners, soldiers and royal subjects played a large part in his success according to the chroniclers. He typically spearheaded assaults and charges during battles, sharing in the success as well as in the suffering of his men at all times. And when Darius heard of Alexander's restraint towards his imprisoned family members, Darius is supposed to have said:
 
>If the fated time is at hand when the rule of the Persians must cease [...] grant that no other man but Alexander shall sit upon the throne of Cyrus.
 
Still, I wouldn't say that Alexander showed extraordinary skill as a statesman, diplomat, or strategist. I think it's commonly believed that he did, as we are prone to judging men by their results more than their actions. Cultured Bernds are already aware that the rise of Macedon was an accomplishment of Alexander's father. Philip II inherited a kingdom surrounded by enemies and demoralized by defeats, but left Alexander a hegemonic state with a well-drilled army, of which an expeditionary force of 10,000 in Asia Minor was already preparing for an invasion of Persia. Funnily enough, part of Alexander's rage against Cleitus came from Cleitus belittling his achievements as merely satisfactory in light of what Philip left him (per Arrian).
 
My second point is one that even cultured Bernds may not be familiar with. The execution of a Persian expedition was almost expected by the time Philip got to it. From Cimon's expedition in Egypt to Xenophon's successful retreat after Cunaxa, Greeks were to Persia what Germanic hordes were to Western Rome, and everyone knew it, to the point where much of Darius' army consisted of Greek mercenaries. But the main character of interest to me is Agesilaus II, one of the two Spartan kings of the first half of the 4th century B.C. His small coalition of Peleponnesian allies ravaged Asia Minor and met with continuous successes. He ultimately was forced to retreat not by arms, but by Persian bribes to statesmen in rival cities such as Thebes and Athens.
 
>Persian coinage carried the design of an archer, and as he departed Agesilaus declared that the Great King was driving him out of Asia with 30,000 archers. This was the sum of money which had been sent to Athens and Thebes and distributed to their popular leaders.
 
In truth, all that kept the city-states of inland Greeks from conquering Persia were these internal rivalries. In fact, there's an obscure passage in Xenophon's Hellenika where he praises Jason of Pherai for his achievements in uniting the Thessalians (the people just south to the Macedonians, who provided Alexander with much of his elite cavalry) under his rule and expertly drilling their military forces. His life was cut short by an assassination, so who knows - couldn't he have been the Philip to his son's Alexander? I believe that a Greek conquest of the east would have been a matter of time - Alexander or not. All it took was one skilled despot with enough time and a bit of fortune to unite the Greeks, and I'm sure a slight deviation in historical events would see us praising an entirely different man for his greatness.
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NetherlandsBernd2020-12-18 21:03:13 · 6yNo. 105402reply
I don't think Alexander wasn't great, but reading more about him nuanced my views a lot and I wanted to play devil's advocate and introduce Bernd to some little-known facts about him. People often like to talk about what sort of different turn history could've taken if Alexander had lived just a little longer and proceeded with conquering the Arabs. But he also had designs on Carthage, like Alcibiades before him. Maybe a Greek conquest of Carthage wouldn't have been so destructive and we'd be familiar with their historians and playwrights and whatever else they had...
FinlandBernd2020-12-24 13:30:34 · 6yNo. 105466reply
it's very late to reply to this but could those letters and/or the diary be fabrications?
United KingdomBernd2020-12-24 16:25:05 · 6yNo. 105468reply
he was gay lole
NetherlandsBernd2020-12-24 22:38:35 · 6yNo. 105471reply
>it's very late to reply
Not on this board
>could those letters and/or the diary be fabrications?
I'm just an amateur historian, but I checked it out and there doesn't seem to be a scholarly consensus. So you're right to point it out. Looking back to my own sources, it seems that Plutarch and Arrian were not quoting directly from the diary, but merely citing their own source's quotes from the diary. All works about Philip, Alexander and the Diadochi by contemporary historians were lost which makes it impossible to say for sure...
 
Even some works of Plutarch and Arrian were lost. I was reading a Byzantine summary of Arrian's Events after Alexander this evening, written by a patriarch no less (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photios_I_of_Constantinople). I would describe it an elaborate book review, lacking in detail by design. The little author critiques he finishes with are amusing though, some excerpts from his reviews:
 
>second to none of the best historical writers
>The style is more careless than it should be, and the phraseology often descends to the commonplace
>clear, agreeable, concise, and full of charm
>His style is distinct, euphonious, and terse, characterized by a combination of smoothness and loftiness
>foolish and preposterous, [...] these eight books are so much study and labor lost
He could be a professional reviewer in this day and age tbh

GermanyBernd2020-12-11 13:08:00 · 6yNo. 105133reply
Cyberpunk 2077 was developed by a Polish studio and features an American city with German manhole covers (pic rel).
 
lörs reacciones?
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TurkeyBernd2020-12-23 17:52:45 · 6yNo. 105451reply
did you read virtual light? i heard its kinda better
AustraliaBernd2020-12-24 01:16:16 · 6yNo. 105458reply
No I've not read that one. To be honest I haven't delved too much into sci-fi or cyberpunk literature.
I'll add it to the list.
TurkeyBernd2020-12-24 01:18:35 · 6yNo. 105459reply
im not really sure if it is actually worth reading.
but i can recommend last book i liked in sci-fi -> asimovs foundation
AustraliaBernd2020-12-24 03:15:16 · 6yNo. 105462reply
I have a friend who is always talking about Asimov.

New ZealandPeace Be Upon NurgleBernd2020-12-20 03:47:56 · 6yNo. 105414reply
Two covid mutations are rapaciously spreading delight across the Uk, South Africa and apparently it has entered the Netherlands.
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New ZealandBernd2020-12-20 23:06:43 · 6yNo. 105424reply
70% more infectious is no deal whatsoever.
GermanyBernd2020-12-20 23:26:58 · 6yNo. 105425reply
I want off this wild ride.
United StatesBernd2020-12-21 00:51:03 · 6yNo. 105426reply
>“If the new variant was going to have a big impact on disease severity, we would have seen that by now,” said Ewan Birney, deputy director general of the European Molecular Biology Laboratory and joint director of its European Bioinformatics Institute in Cambridge.
> Birney said the vaccines have been tested with many variants of the virus circulating. “So there is every reason to think that the vaccines will still work against this new strain, though obviously that needs to be tested thoroughly.”
 
Worries werent
United KingdomBernd2020-12-23 11:43:22 · 6yNo. 105444reply
more infectious so the pandemic will be over sooner. yay

United StatesPosting in hopes Bernd seesBernd2020-12-20 18:03:25 · 6yNo. 105421reply
>I recently started college, and it feels impossible to connect with anyone.
>I can substitute my need for socialization with gondola
I know the feeling, but please don't. Go to all the clubs and student organizations that interest you. Talk to people during lectures. Form study groups, do things with people, have fun. You will feel like not a piece of shit, and you will be more motivated to do well in school. In the first year I was the most active and outgoing, and it was also the year I did the best academically. The year (second year) when I was shut in that didn't talk to people was also the year that I failed courses and felt miserable. By third year, I finally made some friends that I could connect with, but by that I time I had already fugged my schooling up. I would go to my friend's place and they would work on file systems, kernels, neural networks in group projects, and I would sit there awkwardly because I was repeating a course from the year before. I dropped out 4 years ago and now work at a shitty dead end job.
 
From one Bernd to another, I am giving you the advice I would give to my past self. Become involved; give yourself a reason to wake up every morning. Also, study groups are very important, please join one! They sound lame, but they are not! You will dutifully study and make friends in your field. It is the same principle as going with a gym partner. Much better than anhedonia and wanted to kys, anyway.
United StatesBernd2020-12-20 22:00:23 · 6yNo. 105423reply
Couldn't agree more. I went through college without really making any good friend, just having a few people I'd study with and I regret not getting involved so much.
 
To try to put it another way, in 20 years you're not really going to give a shit if you got an A or B in class X (neither will your employer btw) but you will remember good stories and hold them dear
 
 
t. Not OP
AustraliaBernd2020-12-21 01:33:36 · 6yNo. 105427reply
Clubs are great. Sure sometimes they are full of student politics and drama, but the range of experiences you can get, often for cheap membership prices are worth it.
United StatesBernd2020-12-21 01:39:47 · 6yNo. 105428reply
I have no friends and never had a girlfriend
AustraliaBernd2020-12-21 07:57:24 · 6yNo. 105429reply
You don't have to make friends. But participating is a way of doing things and having experiences to shape yourself into a well-rounded individual.
A lot of universities have clubs directly related to fields you can use to network and explore your interests, eg. an engineering students society.

United StatesBernd2020-12-18 09:05:04 · 6yNo. 105376reply

GermanyBernd2020-12-17 23:44:29 · 6yNo. 105365reply
Why does Donald Trump hate dogs so much?
 
Did you ever notice that he always uses the phrase "like a dog" to describe the most negative thing? When the Americans killed that Iranian general he said "He died like a dog." I mean really, just google "Trump like a dog" and see.
 
The other thing that stuck out to me is when I heard he talked about Mike Pence's family in a bad way when he learned they had a dog as a pet. Apparently he thought they were "lower class yokels" or something like that because of it. (Can't find the story right now.)
 
Apparently he also refused to touch a military dog when they did a photo-op.
 
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/like-a-dog-trump-has-a-long-history-of-using-canine-insults-to-dehumanize-enemies/2018/08/14/d0c67fb8-9fce-11e8-83d2-70203b8d7b44_story.html
 
https://www.spin.com/2019/11/donald-trump-melania-trump-avoid-conan-dog/

TaiwanBernd2020-12-15 16:52:06 · 6yNo. 105328reply
any bernd watching vtuber?
TurkeyBernd2020-12-15 20:46:14 · 6yNo. 105329reply
what is dat?
TaiwanBernd2020-12-16 00:33:16 · 6yNo. 105332reply
you can search vtuber for more info, whether on youtube or google
FinlandBernd2020-12-16 08:04:20 · 6yNo. 105345reply
Wake me up when the content they produce is generated by AI so it becomes truly virtual
RussiaBernd2020-12-16 08:42:45 · 6yNo. 105346reply
Holy fuck can't wait until the techno collapse makes all these people starve to death or die from overworking on the farms

RussiaL E N I N .. .Bernd2020-12-04 11:29:43 · 6yNo. 104886reply
BEST
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GermanyBernd2020-12-12 12:38:02 · 6yNo. 105185reply
Why is trans nonsense?
FinlandBernd2020-12-12 13:51:57 · 6yNo. 105191reply
you can identify as whatever but it doesn't mean that others have to play along with it
RussiaBernd2020-12-13 06:33:21 · 6yNo. 105262reply
It doesn't mean faggots were welcome anyhow and we criminalized it back soon enought.
This. Basically they just removed all the laws that made no sense and were a waste of paper they were printed on.
RussiaBESTBernd2020-12-15 21:42:30 · 6yNo. 105331reply
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