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New ZealandBernd2021-02-26 12:19:01 · 5yNo. 110893reply
Why is my right armpit more pungent than my left?
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GermanyBernd2021-02-26 13:01:10 · 5yNo. 110908reply
Your right nostril is more sensitive.
SwedenBernd2021-02-26 13:17:15 · 5yNo. 110909reply
Because you move your right arm more than your left arm.
New ZealandBernd2021-02-26 13:42:16 · 5yNo. 110910reply
I haventt bought deodorant in at least six years.
Fapping is a waste of time. I succumb to wet dreams when I'm overworked
EcuadorBernd2021-02-26 23:13:25 · 5yNo. 110933reply
Mine usually smell the same , but the left one usually sweats more than the other one. Who knows why?

United StatesMusicBernd2021-01-09 15:49:20 · 5yNo. 106394reply
 
Post good music
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United StatesBernd2021-02-26 03:57:03 · 5yNo. 110874reply
VenezuelaBernd2021-02-26 12:21:00 · 5yNo. 110894reply
yeah, really good song, that was the 1st russian song I heard, since then I love russian postpunk
VenezuelaBernd2021-02-26 12:21:39 · 5yNo. 110895reply
VenezuelaBernd2021-02-26 22:53:29 · 5yNo. 110931reply

GermanySold overpriced LSD to turksBernd2021-02-22 16:43:14 · 5yNo. 110605reply
So, I was on my way to the store to buy some goodies for the evening to browse IBs and play Persona 5S.
 
On my way there (20m ago) a group of three Kanacken (bydloturks) approached me, asking me: "YOOOOO do you have COCAINE for me!!?" with this Kanacken accent in german.
 
They were obviously trolling but then I remembered that I had my backpack with me because I was going to the store.
 
So I told them:
"No, I don't have cocaine but I've got some reaally high quality LSD with me. (it was cheap 1cp-lsd from the interwebs).
 
First they didn't believe me, but when I showed them my tiny blotters with the imprint "LSD" on the backside their eyes started to shine and they made some OHHHHHH sounds and I could feel their greed and how much wanted it. Retards.
 
They have never taken LSD before so after some talking I could sell them two blotters with 100μg each for 25€.
 
I buy one for <8€.
 
Rate.
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GermanyBernd2021-02-25 09:57:59 · 5yNo. 110800reply
fuck off
United StatesBernd2021-02-26 09:50:16 · 5yNo. 110880reply
What an interesting and thought provoking response to the fact that niggers do cocaine
GermanyBernd2021-02-26 10:44:50 · 5yNo. 110884reply
I can't imagine this, it sounds super cozy and I envy you for this experience.
 
I already bullied and disliked Turks in kindergarten.
There was one fat guy, Günai or so was his name.
One day my mum got called because I built a Lego Günai killing machine (some lego technic gears grinding a lego man's heada) and on another day me and my friend put him in one of these blue barrels for collecting rain water and we rolled him down the small hill in our yard :DD
 
In elementary school the same shit repeated, I got in a class of around 25 people and 4 of the were Turks, no other foreigners. They were so inferior to me in almost everything that I just couldn't but make fun of them whenever there was a chance.
 
Ah, good ol' times.
GermanyBernd2021-02-26 18:42:47 · 5yNo. 110924reply
that spurdo looks wrong, please stop using that picture

GermanyBernd2021-02-25 21:02:09 · 5yNo. 110831reply
>Going to school in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
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NetherlandsBernd2021-02-25 21:14:38 · 5yNo. 110834reply
The price of freedom.
FinlandBernd2021-02-25 21:16:08 · 5yNo. 110836reply
 
Freedom ain't free.
GermanyBernd2021-02-26 13:00:30 · 5yNo. 110907reply
Have you noticed the tag that has a smartphone with a video and a play button on it? I first thought how dumb, you can't print a video. But then I noticed the QR code next to it.
 
I have never seen something like this in a store.
TurkeyBernd2021-02-26 18:30:12 · 5yNo. 110923reply
I wish my class had those autismsheds

New ZealandBernd2021-02-05 21:20:53 · 5yNo. 108927reply
>$20.00/h starting April 1st
Finally NZ is doing something right.
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FinlandBernd2021-02-13 19:35:11 · 5yNo. 109622reply
because they invest in the latest, greatest technology whileas small companies it's don't
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-26 17:17:17 · 5yNo. 110921reply
that's a tinny an hour!
TurkeyBernd2021-02-26 17:53:37 · 5yNo. 110922reply
GermanyBernd2021-02-26 20:34:20 · 5yNo. 110929sagereply
turkeyball pls

GermanyBernd2021-02-25 18:50:01 · 5yNo. 110823reply
When Germany invaded Denmark in WWII, the UK seized the opportunity to invade the Faroe Islands in order to secure them as a strategically important place. Previously, they had been part of Denmark, but very unimportant and with their own language and national identity, that was suppressed under Danish rule. During the occupation in WWII, the Faroese had their first taste of independence from Denmark, flew their own flag for the first time, issued their own currency and some other things. When WWII ended, they were returned to Denmark. They even voted to become an independent state, but this has yet to be implemented. However, they have gained more and more freedoms from their colonial masters over the years.
 
r8
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FinlandBernd2021-02-25 22:35:55 · 5yNo. 110854reply
Germoney when will you legalize weed
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 22:43:28 · 5yNo. 110855reply
Probably never because we already have Medical Cannabis.
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 22:52:55 · 5yNo. 110858reply
hopefully never
It is just fine like it is right now
GermanyBernd2021-02-26 12:58:16 · 5yNo. 110906reply
In several decades at the earliest.

United StatesBernd2021-02-25 22:06:57 · 5yNo. 110845reply
Adam Curtis documentaries are interesting
 
t low iq schizo
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-25 22:45:30 · 5yNo. 110857reply
All of that is nonsense. What do you know, the world is wonky? Doesn't tell us anything.
People are obsessed with news. Chomsky, Curtis, blindpill niggers are all the same cut of wood: telling you, using news, why news is bad.
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 23:39:18 · 5yNo. 110863reply
>america_birth.jpg
did you save this picture from me? :3
United StatesBernd2021-02-26 00:19:10 · 5yNo. 110865reply
Ja, sehr gut :DDD
GermanyBernd2021-02-26 00:26:25 · 5yNo. 110867reply

GermanyBernd2021-02-25 21:59:48 · 5yNo. 110843reply
Admin or Mods (if there are any), today one of my posts was deleted where I mentioned niggers in a respond to a niggerpost.
 
Why did it need to be deleted? Are we on reddit?
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RussiaBernd2021-02-25 22:24:22 · 5yNo. 110851reply
pls stay i'm sure it was an'd accident of a nature we will figure out soon enough
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 22:29:14 · 5yNo. 110852reply
who is arnie
i got it from kuwaitball XDXD
oge i abologize
United StatesBernd2021-02-25 22:33:08 · 5yNo. 110853reply
Make me möd pls
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-25 22:44:13 · 5yNo. 110856reply
Krautchan, the enlightened place.

United StatesBernd2021-02-24 00:19:32 · 5yNo. 110717reply
Posting from ElementaryOS
 
dond hack xD
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GermanyBernd2021-02-25 15:22:49 · 5yNo. 110812reply
Such is life as Bernd.
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 16:54:56 · 5yNo. 110817reply
it's that submissive smile, it also appears in my face whenever i try to take a picture for tinder
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 16:57:23 · 5yNo. 110818reply
Not smiling is not an option?
>Study Finds Smiling Men are Less Attractive to Women
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 18:35:57 · 5yNo. 110822reply

GermanydnsBernd2021-02-25 12:16:00 · 5yNo. 110804reply
Today I switched my DNS provider from Cloudflare to quad9. I'm still too lazy to setup and run my own Pihole. What DNS provider do you use or do you run your own?
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 18:23:32 · 5yNo. 110821reply
>Pihole
Right, that's somewhere on my to-do list...


GermanyBernd2021-02-24 18:09:19 · 5yNo. 110761reply
>In my option, nigres are;t human begins because they are ugly and low iq.
>t. kohlface
 
Are these people immune to irony?
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NetherlandsBernd2021-02-25 00:25:51 · 5yNo. 110788reply
If I had a House paid for by my labour, say I wouldn't want either niggers or incels.
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-25 00:26:19 · 5yNo. 110789reply
Black people aren't the problem, niggers are.
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 08:05:04 · 5yNo. 110798reply
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 09:57:34 · 5yNo. 110799reply

NetherlandsBernd2021-02-24 19:06:34 · 5yNo. 110771reply
These things you see
All mean nothing
These things you see
All mean nothing
In all your life
There is no worth
All plans you make
Tumble to earth
 
These things you see
All mean nothing
These things you see
All mean nothing
In all your life
There is no worth
All plans you make
Tumble to earth
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GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:01:51 · 5yNo. 110776reply
>fwb
bernd life my ass
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:46:25 · 5yNo. 110781reply
Because my life was magically transformed to completely normal because I found a mentally ill girl that had sex with me a couple of times.
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-25 01:16:05 · 5yNo. 110792reply
>fwb
OUT. NOW.
United StatesBernd2021-02-25 04:00:22 · 5yNo. 110794reply
You tard

GermanyQuiz for BrendBernd2021-02-24 15:27:50 · 5yNo. 110739reply
Which city is this?
 
Hint: It's not in R*ssia or Ukraine
 
Knowers of answer don't spoil early!
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GermanyBernd2021-02-24 18:25:43 · 5yNo. 110762reply
good jopa brend
 
NEXT!
 
Hinterinos: 1) its ans capital 2)on the southern hemisphere
EcuadorBernd2021-02-24 19:01:06 · 5yNo. 110770reply
That's a mosque so it's not in Latin America, not Jakarta since it's got no tall buildings, that leaves the Muslim part of Africa, it's got tropical nature so probably somewhere in West Africa, below the Sahara.
Total shot in the dark but since it's the largest country in the area, let's say Nigeria's capital Abuja.
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:06:54 · 5yNo. 110777reply
Holy shid HOW I would have never guessed that even with the hints.
 
Next and last, no hints because Bernds are too smart.
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:43:30 · 5yNo. 110780reply
Marseille
The Abbey on the right looks french.
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