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GermanyBernd2021-03-11 15:29:26 · 5yNo. 111773reply
Fug
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GermanyBernd2021-03-11 21:23:22 · 5yNo. 111804reply
>So you've just recently decided to do a full scan? How come?
Felt like checking because I probably installed cracked software from 100+ torrents already this year.
 
I hope it will be fine after I reinstalled windows.
 
If there is any Ukranian IT pro around plz help ;_;
GermanyBernd2021-03-11 22:14:04 · 5yNo. 111809reply
I have been going on the internet bareback with a mac for 7 years lmao.
GermanyBernd2021-03-11 22:18:52 · 5yNo. 111810reply
This the first time I see a real advantage of a Mac over a Windows machine.
 
Did you also pirate a lot of software and movies?
GermanyBernd2021-03-11 22:22:48 · 5yNo. 111812reply
No. Only one Russian movie I couldn't buy anywhere via BitTorrent. KC is probably the most shady site I visit.

GermanyPedochan is downBernd2021-03-11 20:10:03 · 5yNo. 111791reply
TurkeyBernd2021-03-11 20:25:43 · 5yNo. 111792reply
GermanyBernd2021-03-11 20:28:47 · 5yNo. 111793reply
Oh no! Where will I go to be called a Muslim Kike now?
GermanyBernd2021-03-11 20:38:59 · 5yNo. 111795reply
its don't

United StatesBernd2021-03-09 00:17:59 · 5yNo. 111673reply
I like Winston cigarettes
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RussiaBernd2021-03-10 19:03:38 · 5yNo. 111745reply
I disagree with you yet do not intend to argue.
 
r8
GermanyBernd2021-03-10 20:19:47 · 5yNo. 111746reply
0/10
 
You are just not fighting a war you can not win.
 
Enjoy ugly teeth, no money and probably cancer for the nice taste of tabaco.
RussiaBernd2021-03-10 21:51:00 · 5yNo. 111747reply
RussiaBernd2021-03-11 18:03:21 · 5yNo. 111782reply
Additional info: smoking a papirosa filled with delicious pipe tobacco, drinking that smoke like the smoothest Alpine milk.
Yum.

GermanyBernd2021-03-09 18:12:26 · 5yNo. 111695reply
When having smalltalk with normal human beans I'm often asked things I don't want to answer. This includes asking what I studied at university or how much rent I have to pay for my apartment. Now that I don't have social interactions I'm wondering how I should react next time. Is "I don't want to talk about this" too assburger?
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GermanyBernd2021-03-10 23:30:05 · 5yNo. 111752reply
Aren't you busy terrorising your family right now?
AustraliaBernd2021-03-10 23:30:57 · 5yNo. 111753reply
You can totally offer to lead the conversation if you want. Say something interesting and who knows, maybe you'll have an engaging encounter with someone. Of course, it could go nowhere, but it seems to already be going nowhere. You have nothing to lose.
NetherlandsBernd2021-03-11 00:10:14 · 5yNo. 111754reply
I am not going to contact them again for a while.
NetherlandsBernd2021-03-11 11:50:46 · 5yNo. 111765reply
are you studying japanology or what lol

United StatesBernd2021-03-08 23:05:04 · 5yNo. 111670reply
It’s very surreal to look at pictures of girls I liked from high school and seeing how poorly they aged in just a short amount of time.
I mean, I’m an ugly bastard, but at least that has been consistent.
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NetherlandsBernd2021-03-09 22:15:12 · 5yNo. 111710reply
I can't wait to sex all the old classmates once they become thirtyish cakes.
MexicoBernd2021-03-10 02:53:25 · 5yNo. 111719reply
I saw the girl I almost lost my virginity to last week when I went to take my current gf to college, she's a 3 kids divorced mom and a teacher there, not a great coincindence, it's a small city. I was amazed how thick (in a good muscly way) and pretty she is now. Most girls do peak in their early teens but milfs that make it are at another level.
MexicoBernd2021-03-10 02:54:03 · 5yNo. 111720reply
Early tweens*
GermanyBernd2021-03-11 05:46:36 · 5yNo. 111759reply
Most women age like shit OP

RussiaBernd2021-03-06 21:06:49 · 5yNo. 111532reply
I'm scared of ending up in Brazil against my own will. I mean randomly waking up in Brazil, without any money or papers to get back home through the embassy.
Naturally, being a cold also dark Russia sufferer I would like to visit any foreign country, but not Brazil.
And India.
And that's it, any other place is cool.
 
Does anyone else feel this unexplainable disgust towards Brazil (and India)? Or any other country?
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New ZealandBernd2021-03-09 23:27:56 · 5yNo. 111714reply
I'm okay wherever so long as I have access to potatoes and a piano.
GermanyBernd2021-03-09 23:33:26 · 5yNo. 111715reply
MexicoBernd2021-03-10 02:23:31 · 5yNo. 111718reply
Dude, you're in Russia, surely you've got more important things to worry about than waking up in a sunny, less drunken version of your country
RussiaBernd2021-03-10 12:26:22 · 5yNo. 111732reply
It can be. Think Kazan or Makhachkala. Or muthaphukkin Grozny.

United StatesBernd2021-03-10 00:47:39 · 5yNo. 111716reply
"The CDC does not have the authority to give me my freedom," one commenter offered. "You f***ing jackasses at CNN and the rest of you idiot liberal s**t heads need to learn ... the government doesn't give you freedom... God did."
"Little thing called the Bill of Rights says the CDC holds no authority over me," one user added. "You morons ought to take a glance at some of those amendments and articles from time to time to keep from looking so godawful stupid."
"Our freedoms — including assembly — do not come from the f***ing CDC, you ignorant buffoons," another user pointed out. "Go to hell, you wannabe Stalins."
"Since when is the CDC in charge of freedom?" another commenter asked.
"I can't fault the CDC for how CNN words its tweets, but it's alarming if a news organization believes an unelected government agency is in the business of 'giving ... freedoms,' limited or not," one commenter wrote.
"Last time we read the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, we found nothing to suggest or even hint that our freedoms are granted by the U.S. government or any agency thereof," another user noted. "The CDC and its sycophants in the media might want to do a little remedial reading."
"Giving limited freedoms. Oh F off we should have all our freedoms back," another user declared. "I can't believe so many people were OK with all of this."
One commenter responded with the following: ""1. The CDC doesn't have authority to give/take freedom. 2. My freedom is inherent in my existence. Vaccines have nothing to do with it. 3. There's no role for the CDC to define rules which private citizens must follow. Authoritarian creep keeps on creeping, with CNN leading."
"This is unconstitutional on its face. My freedom is not granted by a government organization," another user wrote
MexicoBernd2021-03-10 02:20:20 · 5yNo. 111717reply
Talk about a storm in a teacup
United StatesBernd2021-03-10 05:25:20 · 5yNo. 111721reply
t. bugman soyjak

New ZealandBernd2021-03-09 19:21:26 · 5yNo. 111697reply
I am eagerly awaiting to sleep on the library's couch today
United StatesBernd2021-03-09 21:37:58 · 5yNo. 111704reply
Sneed's Feed and Seed
 
Formerly Chuck's Feed and Seed
New ZealandBernd2021-03-09 23:26:14 · 5yNo. 111713sagereply
A subpar forced meme. Milhouse had more spunk than Sneed.

Polandhobby thredaBernd2021-03-06 07:24:28 · 5yNo. 111446reply
I always thought airbrush is an expensive thing but thanks to developements in industry yoi can get one for 10e. The only issue is compressor but i had one salvaged from a fridge.
 
It is really great tool, allows to make ok looking effects with reasonably low effort
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New ZealandBernd2021-03-07 20:15:50 · 5yNo. 111601reply
I make mad all by creating silly songs but most often practicing scales on musical instruments
PolandBernd2021-03-09 06:36:30 · 5yNo. 111677reply
How does one practice scales?
New ZealandBernd2021-03-09 06:43:32 · 5yNo. 111678reply
Looking at the scale and first determining what sort of hand posture is crucial. Then I try to memorize the notes within the scale. After I play around with the scale to silly rhythms in my heda and sometimes ghastly music emerges. Other times silliness flops forward and very rarely does anything worth recording is found.
DenmarkBernd2021-03-09 17:26:41 · 5yNo. 111694reply
I like riding my gravel bike, camping, hiking and hoarding firewood.

GermanyBernd2021-03-09 14:08:47 · 5yNo. 111685reply
>krautchan.rip
>BO is russian
United StatesBernd2021-03-09 14:09:18 · 5yNo. 111686reply
>I suffer on the Germany
GermanyBernd2021-03-09 14:36:17 · 5yNo. 111687reply
you only use on for Ukraine okay?
GermanyBernd2021-03-09 14:58:01 · 5yNo. 111688sagereply
Who cares?
FinlandBernd2021-03-09 15:12:18 · 5yNo. 111689reply

GermanyBernd2021-03-07 16:51:22 · 5yNo. 111586reply
I around 10 years ago I used to dream about living in Japan. I made plans, informed myself, started to lean the language, etc.
 
Yes I know that's pretty cringe but that's not the point. The point is that I am farther away from that dream than ever before. It's not even my dream anymore but it still sucks thinking about it.
It was never possible and even going abroad on a vacation seems difficult in the future.
Not because of money or time but because I am such a loser in every sense.
 
Does Bernd still have any dreams or big plans for the future?
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United StatesBernd2021-03-07 19:25:29 · 5yNo. 111595reply
Mostly this
 
But
 
I always wanted to visit Germany. I felt like it would be great seeing all the history and meeting people. But I'm now 27 and likely wouldn't have many chances to have much fun. I'm pretty much exactly like OP
 
t. miserable company lover
SpainBernd2021-03-07 19:31:21 · 5yNo. 111596reply
speaking logically most people would be losers (nearly by definition, grass is greener etc theres always someone who is better than you lol)
SpainBernd2021-03-07 19:40:02 · 5yNo. 111597reply
identifying as loser is bad tho (or a winner w/e)
 
 
don't dream big
don't set goals
don't take action
 
 
its literally all about Wu Wei that west doesn't have and they have to put ad-hoc like 'loser' concept
United StatesBernd2021-03-08 22:58:14 · 5yNo. 111669reply
Better to set easily obtainable dreams, or semi long term goals.
 
I’ve set up what I want to do up until I hit 27.
From then on I don’t know what the fuck to do.
 
t. 25

SloveniaBernd2021-03-07 21:22:39 · 5yNo. 111603reply
Watching the recently out serpentza video on the state of toilets he's encountered in China (go watch it in full if you're interested; YouTube: 5bUH36GS9Fk I've only attached the opening) I was for some reason reminded of that famous (if I can call it that) Žižek skit on the hermeneutics of toilets: how the differences between how toiletbowls are shaped in the three European nations of France, Germany, and England, are for some reason perfectly tied to the differences in their philosophical and cultural output too. (If you haven't heard that; I've attached an illustrated video narrated by one of the versions of that skit. He repeats it often.)
 
So, what can we learn about Chinese society simply from looking at their toilets, in a žižekian way?
Personal thoughts: one might say that China is privately a deeply personally traumatised society, where a pretty public façade hides behind itself a state of utter decay. Such scenes perhaps remind one of cases of deeply troubled families in US, who have faked on social media how they live a perfect life, but behind closed doors they have been abusing their children for years.
But perhaps another way to look at this is: China is no-bullshit; any act that must be done (such as shitting) will be done and no effort will be done in the process to make it more palatable. Shame at one's state doesn't exist; we all cope by projecting that everyone else is disgusting too. After all, isn't this how China has been running its international propaganda recently – purely through being utterly shameless about the situation at home while pointing finger and laughing at everyone else?
 
lors onions?
GermanyBernd2021-03-07 21:28:09 · 5yNo. 111604reply
Zizek is based and China is shit.
TurkeyBernd2021-03-08 22:11:23 · 5yNo. 111647reply
Dirty shitters is sing of poverty they're not unique to China.

GermanyBernd2021-03-05 14:02:51 · 5yNo. 111401reply
What is in there? :3
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GermanyBernd2021-03-06 13:18:16 · 5yNo. 111469reply
Well, it is never too late, but learning music is like learning languages.
The earlier you start, the faster you get good and the better you can get.
United StatesBernd2021-03-06 13:40:29 · 5yNo. 111470reply
What are your thoughts on the band Can?
New ZealandBernd2021-03-07 20:23:27 · 5yNo. 111602reply
Smoke weed or do speed.
t.bluespro
GermanyBernd2021-03-07 22:38:21 · 5yNo. 111605reply
Tubes = soul

EcuadorBernd2021-03-04 23:33:10 · 5yNo. 111356reply
You know what the mark of a civilized city is?
The fact that even though it's been there for weeks, nobody has stolen that little bottle of alcohol the people who own this scooter have put there for whoever rents it and uses it.
I doubt there's another city with maybe one or two exceptions in the entire country and even continent where this is possible. I'm glad I live here.
Do you like the place where you live?
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United StatesBernd2021-03-06 20:01:54 · 5yNo. 111521reply
Why is equator so peaceful and civilized even though it is Sudaca?
VenezuelaBernd2021-03-06 20:56:39 · 5yNo. 111531reply
It's not really a Latin American thing
the andes (except for coca regions) and the south is fairly safe
NetherlandsBernd2021-03-06 23:18:36 · 5yNo. 111544reply
The one chart for Brazil is the only thing I don't believe about this picture
VenezuelaBernd2021-03-07 02:10:29 · 5yNo. 111564reply
hmm
youre right
other maps are different
(and Brazil differs too much)
but it is still similar
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