So, I was on my way to the store to buy some goodies for the evening to browse IBs and play Persona 5S.
On my way there (20m ago) a group of three Kanacken (bydloturks) approached me, asking me: "YOOOOO do you have COCAINE for me!!?" with this Kanacken accent in german.
They were obviously trolling but then I remembered that I had my backpack with me because I was going to the store.
So I told them:
"No, I don't have cocaine but I've got some reaally high quality LSD with me. (it was cheap 1cp-lsd from the interwebs).
First they didn't believe me, but when I showed them my tiny blotters with the imprint "LSD" on the backside their eyes started to shine and they made some OHHHHHH sounds and I could feel their greed and how much wanted it. Retards.
They have never taken LSD before so after some talking I could sell them two blotters with 100μg each for 25€.
I buy one for <8€.
Rate.
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