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United StatesBernd2023-07-12 02:58:33 · 3yNo. 278386reply
he is risen!
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PolandBernd2023-07-15 18:06:10 · 3yNo. 278934reply
oh, so it's probably pickled or something
 
I occasionally eat pickled herring, but it doesn't make me stink
 
this isn't going to work, you need to use reverse psychology
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 18:25:27 · 3yNo. 278939reply
Aren’t you astonished too that he is incapable of saying something nice to anyone?
Compared to swissy he is somewhat able to communicate with people. You would think that this would be enough to not be vile all the time.
PolandBernd2023-07-15 18:36:39 · 3yNo. 278942reply
well, he doesn't know you, so he can't really give you a genuine compliment
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 18:40:06 · 3yNo. 278944reply
He hasn‘t have to say anything nice to me. It would be totally sufficient to just say how nice it is from you to defend him.

Buenos Aireshedonic pointsBernd2023-07-13 20:31:34 · 3yNo. 278596reply
I have pretty much rationally decided that the optimal course of life for Me is to maximize My hedonic points (enjoyment, pleasure) as much as possible and (at the same time) as rapidly as possible ie; in the briefest time.
After that ,I will commit suicide because:
>A sure to-be calm, clean, painless suicide 100% assures any future possible unpleasant suicide
>I will pretty much have to kill Myself to escape all the debt\loans\mortages etc and\or +whatever I will have gotten Myself into to achieve the hedonic maximization
Am I insane? Is My reasoning valid, practical and doable?
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United StatesBernd2023-07-14 00:53:12 · 3yNo. 278637reply
Bazzinga.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 13:41:54 · 3yNo. 278719reply
>if it IS free, as a true capitalist I cant overlook the chance of missing out a free boon
 
capitalism would prefer that you do not know that happiness is free because capitalism tries to take free things from you and then sell them to you as luxury which increases the pressure for you to perform in the system which mostly means sacrificing yourself for the system, which benefits you as little as possible and other people as much as possible.
 
it is like a forbidden art. you are not supposed to know this and you are discouraged from practicing it. few people are talking about it, you will mostly find people who might identify themselves as religious or spiritual knowing about it.
 
the more you look into it, the more you will find that there are entire branches of the economy who depend on nobody knowing how to be happy for free because if the people knew, absolutely nobody would waste their hard earned ressources on the goods and services those branches offer.
ArgentinaBernd2023-07-14 14:49:37 · 3yNo. 278765reply
You just need to find some motivation and healthy goals for your life bro and that'll eventually happen. Could be worse, i'm basically a hikki. At least you do go out to interact with other human beings and stuff lol
United KingdomBernd2023-07-14 19:00:39 · 3yNo. 278798reply
Cheerio op

Germany5am at german stationBernd2023-07-14 03:18:38 · 3yNo. 278654reply
This station is between two small cities with each ~20k inhabitants.
 
r8
 
will make IWO of my morning tour
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GermanyBernd2023-07-14 08:44:11 · 3yNo. 278681reply
i literally showed you how to get the ecksdee 420 for free, it's easy mode where you live how can you not know dealers
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 09:27:10 · 3yNo. 278683reply
nice iwo, whenever i check out a new town with a van i notice that there is hardly any original local business and instead there is only the same few stores
 
aldi
lidl
netto
norma
edeka
rossmann
dm
...
 
i could live in a place that only has an aldi but when i go to some place i wish there was some original soul of the local place left but seems like those are thoughts from another era.
IsraelBernd2023-07-14 11:46:32 · 3yNo. 278689reply
Amazing, very nice thread.
HungaryBernd2023-07-14 13:15:46 · 3yNo. 278715reply
Good threda.
 
Germany is in dire need of Hungarian market chain to diversify.

IndiaBernd2023-07-10 12:47:56 · 3yNo. 278171reply
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RussiaBernd2023-07-11 16:31:12 · 3yNo. 278309reply
Well, some afterthought can be applied. But i actually can see the WHOLE process automated where human is not in the loop at all. Imagine AI that comes up with 10 designs, there is another AI that catches problems like that you mentioned, corrects them, then the design gets uploaded into an automated sewing machine that has resources to make any dress, makes it and when human comes, those dresses are already on the manequin-robots like picrelated.
MexicoBernd2023-07-12 05:15:47 · 3yNo. 278392reply
Shame it is AI...
RussiaBernd2023-07-12 17:02:35 · 3yNo. 278452reply
 
why
MexicoBernd2023-07-14 02:42:55 · 3yNo. 278651reply
AI still doesn't know how to make good hands

GermanyBernd2023-07-10 23:05:16 · 3yNo. 278215reply
Does Bernd read news?
Does Bernd vote?
Does Bernd have a political opinion?
 
Me: no, sometimes, no
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PeruBernd2023-07-12 06:04:52 · 3yNo. 278398reply
>boomers also don't give a shit and just vote what is best for them and not for younger generations
idk how is in europe, but at least here, boomers have some notion of politics and what they're voting for, zoomers only do it to avoid taxes or to follow the trending
These idiots didn't even know why were they protesting, most zoomers who get into politics are libertarians for the same reason, why they don't protest like that against migration and yankee injerency? Most sad thing is their protests are effective
DenmarkBernd2023-07-13 16:38:36 · 3yNo. 278556reply
no
no
yes
PolandBernd2023-07-13 17:49:33 · 3yNo. 278567reply
sometimes, always and yes
United KingdomBernd2023-07-13 19:50:27 · 3yNo. 278580reply
I write news.
I am unlikely to vote.
I am a normal person who would be described as “extreme right”.

GermanyBernd2023-07-12 19:32:20 · 3yNo. 278459reply
Which mouse do you use? Me: pic related, Razer Basilisk x Hyperspeed
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PolandBernd2023-07-13 13:44:33 · 3yNo. 278535reply
I'm using that black one right now, but I've been looking for a replacement and found this and the design cracks me up
GermanyBernd2023-07-13 14:12:06 · 3yNo. 278541reply
I think, I have to get a new mouse as well. I have a wireless mouse (I'm OP) and it stops working intermittently, although the battery still works. I only bought it a couple of years ago, so I'm a bit disappointed. But I definitely will buy a wireless mouse again. Cables are annoying.
PolandBernd2023-07-13 14:47:30 · 3yNo. 278545reply
maybe the spring that holds the battery is worn out or something
 
what do you want to buy? I was thinking about getting a vertical mouse
GermanyBernd2023-07-13 14:50:36 · 3yNo. 278549reply
Doesn't look and feel worn out. *shrug*
>what do you want to buy?
I don't know, I haven't looked into the matter yet.
>I was thinking about getting a vertical mouse
The most ergonomical for sure, but it takes time to adjust, if you've never used such a mouse before. I tried it once and it was too weird for me, I prefer the traditional mouse. For gaming, a traditional mouse is also better.

United StatesBernd2023-07-09 01:47:03 · 3yNo. 277973reply
i went to the park to read a book but there's a group of Mexicans blasting loud music and yelling
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United StatesBernd2023-07-12 04:53:59 · 3yNo. 278390reply
This was sponsored by the umbrella gov. Sit back and enjoy the chaos that unfolds before your eyes chiccos.
United StatesBernd2023-07-12 06:39:16 · 3yNo. 278399reply
I don't mind mexifrens, I just wish they would stop being so loud in public spaces
United StatesBernd2023-07-12 08:27:57 · 3yNo. 278410reply
Why would you go to the park to read a book? It's the third millennium! That's why they invented the printing press and mass production last millennium! So that you wouldn't have to get up and walk over 20 miles to your nearest temple to have a scribe read from some old clay tablets to you!
 
Read your book from home next time, doofus!
United StatesBernd2023-07-12 08:33:02 · 3yNo. 278412reply
the park is my peaceful place. I like to sit on the grass and watch the squirrels and bunnies frolic around

PhilippinesBernd2023-07-10 18:58:07 · 3yNo. 278197reply
I don't usually joke. but when i do, it would be "TFW No GF"
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CzechiaBernd2023-07-11 21:36:56 · 3yNo. 278361reply
That would be interesting to read! Yes please. I can vouch for Estonia being beautiful, Spent some time there and fell in love with a woman and the place, Tallinn alone is worth a weeks stay I think . So you travel regularly?
 
Wherever you are keep your eyes on the entrance and exit points and keep an escape rout in mind. How did you get in contact with these people unknown? Be safe Bernd
SwedenBernd2023-07-11 21:40:53 · 3yNo. 278363reply
are estonian women truly looking like elves?
CzechiaBernd2023-07-11 22:01:43 · 3yNo. 278366reply
They have an elven vibe! In all seriousness I thought they looked very Germanic in Tallinn and VERY Slavic further east, it makes sense but I thought that was interesting. The woman I met was Austrian but Estonian women are very cute.
PhilippinesBernd2023-07-11 23:36:16 · 3yNo. 278379reply
 
>That would be interesting to read! Yes please. I can vouch for Estonia being beautiful, Spent some time there and fell in love with a woman and the place, Tallinn alone is worth a weeks stay I think . So you travel regularly?
 
I can vouch for Czechia beautiful too. It feels good to see and just able to talk to people around there. No sir I don't travel regularly atleast not for long.
 
>Wherever you are keep your eyes on the entrance and exit points and keep an escape rout in mind. How did you get in contact with these people unknown? Be safe Bernd
 
I guess I can do that. It's just happened and there kinda voiceless and I become their voice. They wanted to come with me too. I'm sure they have their own plans. Be safe too Bernd
 
I have like do lights behind me.
 
My main goals is doing public speaking just to entertain, inspire and get the audience to listen and when I don't I like to sleep the whole winter time.
 
I'll be on Instagram thank you for replying : ]

DenmarkBernd2023-07-10 03:07:18 · 3yNo. 278140reply
Had a nice dream about getting a chubby gf.
 
Had not fapped för three days so my brain went into horny mode.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-10 15:51:54 · 3yNo. 278184reply
My main reoccurring pissing dream is that I have to pee hard and go into a public toilet with hundreds of stalls but every toilet is clogged and super dirty and smells terrible. So I walk around and try to come up with a strategy on how to find the least disgusting toilet that is not occupied.
 
Being forced to use a disgusting toiled is something that happened multiple times in my youth and fits very well to the russian ptsd theory.
NetherlandsBernd2023-07-10 15:54:57 · 3yNo. 278185reply
So the police saved your bed from being wet. I think you ought to thank the next officer of the law you pass by.
HungaryBernd2023-07-10 17:38:24 · 3yNo. 278193reply
is dat sum bonbibonkers?
SloveniaBernd2023-07-11 23:08:06 · 3yNo. 278374reply
Mine is that I go into a public toilets and the toilets have a bizarre construction and I don't know how to use them correctly.

GermanyBernd2023-07-09 19:56:37 · 3yNo. 278094reply
I want to never smoke anything anymore.
Short pleasure isn't worth risking years of my life.
 
I want to quit masturbating to porn.
Just opening pornhub disgusts me.
 
 
 
Where can I take the power to achieve these goals? Especially the first one.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-11 19:20:45 · 3yNo. 278327reply
No, enlightenment
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 19:20:46 · 3yNo. 278328reply
>That's called schizophrenia
 
bitch you never meditated? that word has been used so inflationairy online, it barely means anything anymore. it is used by the same low iq people how say 'cope' and 'take your meds'. i invite you to express yourself in ways that lead you off the beaten path. that's not how you think. you don't hear someone say something dumb and think "hah! cope!".
 
if the most generic current thing is all you have to contribute to a thread then it would be better if you said nothing.
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 19:28:46 · 3yNo. 278331reply
>i always have other things to do, the problem is just that i can do mostly all of them while high
 
i noticed i just relax more and make more creative decisions when i am high on weed. you would not believe how much better i skate and dance when i had just a tiny amount of weed. it just solves some internal roadblock i have otherwise that doesn't let me access my best.
 
i had a friend that smoked weed before i even started and he was talking about this sweet spot. lol he said a lot of dumb shit. he was slightly chubby, maybe bmi 24-26. barely not normal anymore but far from obese. THE MOTHERFUCKER TOLD ME WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING TASTY TO EAT, HE EATS IT WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO STOP AND THEN WAKES UP AFTER HE HAS EATEN IT. i resented him for believing this. anyways, i degress. he was talking about this sweet spot where he had just the tiniest amount of weed and everything would go easier in social situations and now years later i think he was onto something and i would conclude the sweet spot for me is 2 (in words: two) puffs*, two inhalations, that is all that is necessary for me to get the slight weed advantage.
 
>fuck smoking for real, during these three years sonce I started my skin got really really ugly, i hope it will get better again.
 
the human body has quite remarkable regenration abilities. if you seek for ways to be more healthy, you would be completely shocked to what is possible. i was banned on kohl for discussing it but lemme tell you this about it even though you didn't ask: when your skin has a lot of pimples that means your body is still healthy enough not to encapsulate the shit. you want the kind of body you have, the one that sends metabolic waste out the pores. because if you can't pee the stuff out and you can't sweat it out, it has to stay in the body and turn into tumors.
 
*puffs
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 20:26:04 · 3yNo. 278348reply

GermanyBernd2023-07-06 13:29:49 · 3yNo. 277570reply
I love tetten so much it’s unreal
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HungaryBernd2023-07-11 07:07:52 · 3yNo. 278251reply
In another thread:
>why I can't get laid
>t. russia
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 13:50:27 · 3yNo. 278295reply
You got to be seriously disabled if you can't get laid in Russia surrounded by turbo horny Russian girls basically pouncing on you everywhere
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 15:02:29 · 3yNo. 278300reply
If you have strong preferences on small vs big boobs, red hair vs blonde hair and things like that, you are probably a very close minded virgin.
 
I used to be similar, then I started actually having sex with women and realised these details are superficial and meaningless. There are really nice small tits, there are really nice big tits, etc. Focusing on them first is just a way to cripple yourself and deprive yourself of wonderful experiences.
 
I know it's not the point of this thread, but I already see Bernds squabbling about it.
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 15:20:28 · 3yNo. 278301reply
Thank you for sharing your wisdom with the lesser beings oh great enlightened one, the all-seeing eye

GermanyBernd2023-07-11 05:34:41 · 3yNo. 278244reply
Had a brutal dream tonight. I dreamt that I got a gf, even kissed her and touched her naked body while she was showering. Everything felt so real, but I already realized in the dream that it's only a dream and that made me sad.
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 11:58:13 · 3yNo. 278280reply
Well, I had such dreams and thought it would never happen for me. Then it happened. Several times. Now I'm single again and think it will never happen again.
United StatesBernd2023-07-11 12:05:14 · 3yNo. 278282reply
Had a dream the other night that my attorney wanted me to suck his dick. I refused and he then flipped out and started to have like an allergic reaction and like his face got like all weird and Predator-like with four mandibles and everything and with this really long giraffe-like tongue and shit

RussiaBernd2023-07-10 23:11:56 · 3yNo. 278219reply
i have a certain urge to buy a magazine, you know the one with half of pages filled with colorful ads
do you read magazines??
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United StatesBernd2023-07-11 05:05:40 · 3yNo. 278239reply
my parents have a bunch of them in their bathroom along with some home floorplan catalogs, they are enjoyable to read while shittening
RussiaBernd2023-07-11 06:36:14 · 3yNo. 278247reply
Good.
 
Magazines smell nice and provide fresh data on maintaining your things
RussiaBernd2023-07-11 10:02:06 · 3yNo. 278266reply
my dad has a collection of magazines about cars, in 90's they were more soulful and had a section with used cars prices, like an offline craigslist
FinlandBernd2023-07-11 11:42:59 · 3yNo. 278278reply
I got love for mags but I'm not subscribed to any of them anymore. Their time on the world stage has passed.
 
I only read them on the library

United StatesBernd2023-07-11 05:03:24 · 3yNo. 278238reply
how would you react in this situation?
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ColombiaBernd2023-07-11 06:40:15 · 3yNo. 278248reply
Why are amerimutt so gay?
GermanyBernd2023-07-11 07:05:23 · 3yNo. 278249reply
SloveniaBernd2023-07-11 07:12:32 · 3yNo. 278254reply
I hope they're not growers, mine looks bigger so I might be able to assert dominance
United StatesBernd2023-07-11 09:32:02 · 3yNo. 278260reply
"I do not consent to having myself abducted by your kind. Please send me one of your find, blond Pleiadian women of the Ashtar Galactic Alliance."
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