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GermanyBANVOTE GERMAN MODBernd2023-08-07 16:26:38 · 3yNo. 282102reply
He spams the board with banvote threads and hungers to ban innocent Bernds like Texas or our genius holder of secret truths sk8erbernd.
 
yes/no
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GermanyBernd2023-08-07 21:55:56 · 3yNo. 282143reply
Bann the Danish Bernd for stealing my Why Worry Bears.
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 22:31:56 · 3yNo. 282144reply
Of course that's a possibility but I am very important to the German posting eco system, my witty commentary and charismatic likeable aura is needed to balance out the German bitterness and cringe, the stakes are too high
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 23:03:31 · 3yNo. 282148reply
Just stop writing like a women.
TexasBernd2023-08-07 23:10:19 · 3yNo. 282149reply
Back off bub, he's my fraulein now.

PolandBernd2023-08-06 17:09:10 · 3yNo. 282010reply
do birds enjoy music?
 
two pigeons sat on my windowsill today while I was practicing guitar and I swear they were watching and listening almost as if hypnotized
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GermanyBernd2023-08-07 16:40:13 · 3yNo. 282106reply
>don't think I haven't noticed you leaving our spotify mix
Yes sorry.
 
I'm not that confident in my taste in music anyway and this year I have a phase where I exclusively listen to german folk music with bagpipes. It made me feel like the outcast pleb of the playlist and I don't want to be that guy that prevents you from writing your real name in spotify. I hope that you and the other Bernd get happy together.
PolandBernd2023-08-07 17:00:41 · 3yNo. 282108reply
you've done me a terrible disservice by depraving me of the german bagpipes, I hope you're happy!
 
it sucks you felt self conscious about your music taste, but I get it, I sometimes feel that way too; although I'd like to think our mix was a judgement free zone
 
> and I don't want to be that guy that prevents you from writing your real name in spotify
the person who prevents me from doing that is me, so no worries
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 17:22:42 · 3yNo. 282111reply
i've had inner city foxes (who are very thin and always on the run) late at night stop in their tracks to watch me skate.
 
one night while i was only eating apples and nothing else i threw a fox an apple but he didn't want it.
United StatesBernd2023-08-07 22:45:10 · 3yNo. 282147reply
>I haven't said I'm any good at it (yet), I'm just cycling through a bunch of chords and doing spider exercises
i mean the bird's response
if they move in rhythm with the music it might be groundbreaking (though they would assume the video is faked)

GermanyBANVOTE SK8ERBERNDBernd2023-08-06 12:28:38 · 3yNo. 281982reply
I like him but apparently others don't.
 
 
yes / no
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GermanyBernd2023-08-07 13:14:09 · 3yNo. 282081reply
newfriend please
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 13:14:26 · 3yNo. 282082reply
yes please make a thread i will vote yes
HungaryBernd2023-08-07 15:03:46 · 3yNo. 282096reply
Why the fuck should anyone be banned? What is this ostrakismos? Would you make him move to Sicily too?
GermanyBernd2023-08-07 15:34:05 · 3yNo. 282100reply
obviously nobody should be banned
what the fuck why is everyone so upset
 
i made this thread because even though it is obvious TO ME that nobody should be banned, I see many posts of people crying for bans.
 
Turns out it was just a loud minority.
 
Case closed.

ArgentinaThe Shitting DilemaBernd2023-08-04 07:06:35 · 3yNo. 281742reply
Defecating might be the most disgusting and cringy thing our bodies do
 
Unlike some other species feces like guinea pigs/hamster, wich are single shaped and not so smelly, human feces comes in different shapes, and has a disgusting smell (plus the might have different colors depending on what you eat)
 
Compared to peeing, it takes around 5 to 10 minutes to expell your feces (plus cleaning, wich also generates an spent on toilet papper), while peeing only takes seconds and all you need is your benis/clitt
 
Also, pee can be treated easily with a few chemicals, poop need special treament plants wich are expensive and hard to build, this is why most coast cities preffer to throw the shit to the sea wich also pollutes the enviroment, just imagine that you might be swimming/drinking on water that had shit floating on it a few days ago
 
So, do you have any solutions to this problem? In my opinion material food should be replaced with liquids/pills wich contains all the nutrients our bodies need
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GermanyBernd2023-08-06 14:10:15 · 3yNo. 281995reply
>that stat means that out of 5 liters of blood 4 liters is just lymph
 
if that was true you would be left with just 1 liter of blood. that's not enough to get it to flow everywhere. you can't lump the blood and the lymph together. blood has it's own pump, the heart which ensure it is always flowing. the blood has to stay reliably perfect, it has to stay in a certain ph range or it ceases to deliver nutrients to all the cells. if it doesn't then the blood leeches out calcium out of the bones to ensure proper ph value, which weakens the bone. ironocally milk drinkers believe they are doing their bones a favor because there is calcium in the cow's milk they buy but in order to protect the blood of the ph-damge the milk would cause, the blood protects itself with calcium, leaving the milk drinker with bones that get weaker and more brittle with every glass of milk they drink.
 
lymph is different. it only moves when muscles are active because they use the muscles to pump. it doesn't have a dedicated pump that means if you are lazy for a week then your lymph has been sitting unmoved in your body for a week and started to rot and causes all kinds of problems while your blood has been circulating thanks to the heart. the lymph also can't leech calcium out of the bones so whatever level of acidity it is dealt ph-wise, it has to make due.
 
lymph not moving is dangerous, yet people still believe physical activity is optional. some fatties have fat fingers and they seem to agree with the common propaganda that this is "fat that the body has stored for days in which there isn't much food."
 
i think this is what they believe: their body can manage the amount of food they stuff down their throat without system failure and then carefully extract the energy and store it. they are blind to the fact that their lymphatic system is failing and literally does not know where to put all the metabolic waste so it just stays in place without being transported off. they lymph system which is meant to be in constant flow around the body to collect all the waste simply stopped flowing. meanwhile their fingers get fat and even their face and they think this is the body successfully storing energy. and then they get lied to by genocidal propaganda that their body was meant to be this way.
SloveniaBernd2023-08-06 16:04:58 · 3yNo. 282005reply
hurr durr.
the lymphatic system does not have its own pump and has a one-way flow from lymph capillaries, and emptying into the subclavian veins. it "appears from nothing" because it is circulated in the same arterial system but seeps out of the blood capillaries through the tissue.
you say that lymph moves and doesn't need a dedicated pump but THERE IS NO CIRCULATION THE LYMPHATIC SYSTEM IS A ONE WAY STREET
GermanyBernd2023-08-06 16:35:37 · 3yNo. 282007reply
keep seething fingerlet
 
'metabolic waste' lol. its just stored energy that is making me stronger every time i eat
GermanyBernd2023-08-06 16:44:30 · 3yNo. 282008reply
>CIRCULATION
 
circulation might not be the best way to describe what i was trying to say. you get hung up whether it is an actual circular system, what i was trying to express is that the blood reaches everywhere, to all the cells and all those cells that were successfully reached by the blood have their waste products transported away by the lymph system. blood reaches everywhere, lymph reaches everywhere.
 
when i say either those systems circulates i meant they reach everywhere. when the lymph suddenly stops flowing and stays in place and the cellpoop can not be transported off and peed out, then it doesn't circulate anymore.
 
the important thing about the lymph is whether it flows or not. if you don't exert yourself physically and eat wrong then the waste stays where it is.
 
 
i wonder what happened there. clearly the puffy fingers indicate that lymphatic flow has stopped in his hands. who knows in what abysmal shape the rest of his body is. he might never uses the hands for anything. no typing on the computer, no washing dishes, no carrying groceries, no preparing food, no opening doors. lol these hands might be so unused, it begs the question why he even has them. maybe for golfing.

GermanyBANVOTE TEXASBernd2023-08-06 03:04:32 · 3yNo. 281942reply
Should the Texan shitposter get banned?
 
yes / no
 
 
2/3 of votes are needed for a ban.
 
So vote! Your voice matters.
This is how we will do it from now on.
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AustraliaBernd2023-08-06 10:48:41 · 3yNo. 281972reply
Yeah Nah. The guy hasn’t done anything wrong… to me…
SpainBernd2023-08-06 11:52:06 · 3yNo. 281977reply
yes
AzerbaijanBernd2023-08-06 11:56:01 · 3yNo. 281978reply
Ofc not(yet)
NetherlandsBernd2023-08-06 12:01:37 · 3yNo. 281979reply
Nope. Shitposting is (and should be) allowed.

GermanyBernd2023-07-25 05:02:50 · 3yNo. 280292reply
There has been hardcore child pornography up on kohlchan (yet again) for multiple hours so I reported it, I also looked up some sites to report it and I made a thread about it.
I was banned until 2033 for trying to "take down the site" (funnily that ban came way quicker than the reaction to the cp threads).
Some sites I used:
https://report.cybertip.org/
https://report.iwf.org.uk/en
 
At this point you might have missed the hardcore CP content, but it does not take too much time browsing the site to find multiple threads encouraging sexual activities with children with nonpornographic pictures, maybe if multiple people report shit through the same sites we can finally get some investigation going
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FinlandBernd2023-08-01 19:17:12 · 3yNo. 281454reply
most imageboarders are at least a bit nazi, that's nothing
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 19:22:56 · 3yNo. 281457reply
>most imageboarders are at least a bit nazi, that's nothingmost imageboarders are at least a bit nazi, that's nothing
 
i'm not. hierarchy, violence and group think is the worst thing that ever happened to humanity. i'd rather live around ausländer then around nazis. though i am not fond of either. usually ausländer are nice, they left a shit place to have a better life. that's the best kind of person. though the generic critique of the nazis that a considerable number of ausländer are criminal is unfortunately correct.
CaliforniaBernd2023-08-06 01:48:32 · 3yNo. 281934reply
We don't seem to have this problem on Yli.
Sopsy runs a tight ship.
TexasBernd2023-08-06 02:24:55 · 3yNo. 281937reply
Just went to KC, saw nude child models.

Germanyvidya game thredaBernd2023-07-21 22:08:41 · 3yNo. 279921reply
Do you like video games? Do you play any currently?
I am craving some multiplayer games right now, fed up and bored of CS:GO, played some BattleBit Remastered which is a lot of fun, hoping to get to play a little bit more of Escape from Tarkov but I am always scared playing that game
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United StatesBernd2023-07-25 01:52:40 · 3yNo. 280284reply
had a very nice playthrough. better story than any rpg i've played since real life stuff is much more interesting
PolandBernd2023-08-05 11:08:41 · 3yNo. 281855reply
I got this game and enjoyed it more than I thought I would but sadly even with the FOV maxed out it gives me motion sickness so I don't think I'll continue playing
 
not being able to pause during cut scenes is probably the most annoying thing about it
 
but Baldur's Gate 3 finally came out so maybe I'll look into that
GermanyBernd2023-08-05 11:41:02 · 3yNo. 281856reply
sad that you cannot enjoy it through. Where in the story are you now? Combat only really gets going after you've learned to parry from Bernard.
I doubt that any of the cut scenes are more than 2 minutes. Why do you feel the need to pause that?
 
>Baldur's Gate 3
I still haven't played BG2 because I still haven't finished BG1 yet. I started BG1 multiple times over the decades but every time that I come to the town Baldurs Gate for the first time I get so bored by the vastness of it and the long walking distances that I just stop playing it. It wouldn't feel right to play BG2 without playing the first one first.
PolandBernd2023-08-05 12:48:24 · 3yNo. 281861reply
there are probably mods to increase FOV even further and disable head bobbing, I'll look into it even though I think it should absolutely be the industry standard to already include such options in video games
 
I've arrived at Talmberg, so it's just the beginning of the game; first thing I did was get my ass kicked by a drunkard so that was fun then I came back, managed to beat him up and stole all of his chickens; the fact you can't save scum really does make it better, which is kind of surprising since that's how I usually play
 
> I doubt that any of the cut scenes are more than 2 minutes. Why do you feel the need to pause that?
sure, it's only two minutes but I just don't see why not include the option to hit pause whenever - what if my phone rings or someone knocks on my door? game is just a toy and it doesn't take precedence over real life
 
 
haven't played any of the BG games, I've attempted to play BG1 once but I think I'm too spoiled by modern games because it felt clunky and frustrating (same happened with KOTOR which I wanted to play so badly); so I'm going to start with BG3 - I did the same with Divinity: Original Sin 2 (probably missed some lore or throwbacks but I don't really mind)

GermanyBernd2023-08-01 08:55:52 · 3yNo. 281343reply
Kohl has banned frogs now
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GermanyBernd2023-08-04 19:16:53 · 3yNo. 281797reply
>I love frogs so fucking much.
 
me too. i very much wonder why they are so frowned upon in some places online. 10 nazis used pepe and apu and now the evil establishment pretends frogs are nazis symbols.
 
i think they really hate the frogs because they allow to express illegal emotions and opinions and they don't want that. i think the choice of emotions reflected by the emojis on phones very much limits thought expression. frogs are so good at expressing stuff.
 
some times i shake my head at people who settle for online discussion sites where you can't even upload a picture or a video that you want. what poverty. i prefer the affluent options of an imageboard.
AzerbaijanBernd2023-08-04 20:36:22 · 3yNo. 281810reply
Wow really they're illegal?
GermanyBernd2023-08-04 21:57:31 · 3yNo. 281822reply
>Wow really they're illegal?
 
not explicitly but have you never wanted to express something with an emoji on a phone and then the face didn't exist but you knew exactly which frog or meme you could post to express it? this happened a few times to me and it makes me wonder what the process was that determined which emotions and facial expressen were made into emojis and which are not. i can't help but wonder if there were some bad people sitting around a table and deciding which feelings and facial expressions they were gonna include and which they didn't want to include.
 
attached is an example of something i would consider an important facial expression that i have not found an emoji for.
TexasBernd2023-08-04 22:26:31 · 3yNo. 281824reply
It's the same with literal nigra slang like "based" being associated with "nazis". The reality is that everyone broke 1 and 2 to death and there are no secret clubs anymore.

GermanyChinese TV showsBernd2023-08-02 22:23:14 · 3yNo. 281630reply
What really bothers me with chinese shows is how badly the characters are written.
 
Whatever donghua (2d or 3d) I try to watch, the characters are terrible, the story makes no sense, and usually the main character is overpowered which often is the entire plot.
 
It is hard to take serious.
 
Does Bernd know any good chinese show?
I need studying material.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-03 14:21:00 · 3yNo. 281681reply
will look it up and try, thanks
GermanyBernd2023-08-03 14:21:15 · 3yNo. 281682reply
dafuq is this o.o
AzerbaijanBernd2023-08-03 18:36:51 · 3yNo. 281704reply
>Whatever donghua (2d or 3d) I try to watch, the characters are terrible, the story makes no sense, and usually the main character is overpowered which often is the entire plot.
Kinda like superhero movies?
GermanyBernd2023-08-03 21:00:07 · 3yNo. 281727reply
kinda I guess?
 
i think you can really see the chinese desire to stand out from the masses in their fantasy stories, which is rather sad
 
I am yet to see a chinese donghua where the MC is not OP.

GermanyWhy haven't you used ChatGPT for studying yet?Bernd2023-08-01 19:23:08 · 3yNo. 281458reply
It works very well.
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MoscowBernd2023-08-03 16:48:14 · 3yNo. 281695reply
Why?
 
 
I use YandexGPT AND my teachers still force me to use pen and paper
MoscowBernd2023-08-03 16:48:50 · 3yNo. 281696reply
Tip:
 
Ask ChatGPT in most assburger way possible
HungaryBernd2023-08-03 20:11:21 · 3yNo. 281719reply
Related
 
If it was in Polish I understand his confusion.
HungaryBernd2023-08-03 20:16:05 · 3yNo. 281721reply
I think it was back in Krautchan a German bloke rated devs by country. Said Hungarians are pretty professional, write lotsa comments too. In Hungarian.
I saw some code where where variable and function names and whatnot were all in Hungarian.

RussiaBernd2023-07-15 13:08:48 · 3yNo. 278898reply
why hohol tolerate this
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RussiaBernd2023-08-02 14:06:32 · 3yNo. 281577reply
There are rumors about TOTAL mobilisation in Ukraine being planned. As much as i want to laugh at ukrainians if this were to transpire, i would have to hide my skinny ass, because we would have to mirror it somehow.
FinlandBernd2023-08-02 15:49:05 · 3yNo. 281588reply
What can they do except for hiding? They live in a totalitarian state.
GermanyBernd2023-08-02 17:08:12 · 3yNo. 281597reply
Issue isn't lack of soldiers. Issue is lack of equipment. Mass mobilisations don't make any sense currently, unless both sides have deceived us and they're just going to send mobiks to beat each other with shovels.
MoscowBernd2023-08-03 16:49:57 · 3yNo. 281697reply
Blyat.
 
Although, its a good thing: i wont die alone and forgotten, kek

SwedenBernd2023-07-14 13:49:00 · 3yNo. 278722reply
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=ZSE4n2w7BVaqec5n
 
Will post next link in a couple of hours.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-15 14:44:04 · 3yNo. 278911reply
What game was it?
DenmarkBernd2023-07-17 04:37:40 · 3yNo. 279141reply
Shotgun king and roadwarden.
 
They are still available I think...
TexasBernd2023-08-03 03:44:13 · 3yNo. 281649reply
Goon to this in the meantime.
TexasBernd2023-08-03 04:12:24 · 3yNo. 281652reply
I just use the copy magnet link bundle.

GermanyBernd2023-08-02 12:40:43 · 3yNo. 281569reply
Do we have Bernds who are into art history here?
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GermanyBernd2023-08-02 19:14:47 · 3yNo. 281608reply
I won't downscale or compress a beautiful work of art.
https://www.getty.edu/art/collection/object/103RCA
PolandBernd2023-08-02 20:05:10 · 3yNo. 281617reply
I love how the shadows are painted on the 3rd one
 
partially destroyed wall on the last one looks cool
 
why is this your favorite?
GermanyBernd2023-08-02 20:16:40 · 3yNo. 281625reply
It's not my favorite painting of all time, but I like the flower crown.
ScotlandBernd2023-08-03 00:19:06 · 3yNo. 281636reply
I like a lot of John Constable paintings

RussiasauceBernd2023-08-02 13:44:43 · 3yNo. 281576reply
Does anyone remember where this is from??? Old kc gif pls help
GermanyBernd2023-08-02 17:18:45 · 3yNo. 281601reply
According to Yandex reverse image search, it's https://tygerwhocame2t.blogspot.com/2015/01/the-curse-of-fenric.html?showComment=1421703177057
RussiaBernd2023-08-02 21:15:37 · 3yNo. 281628reply
thank you so much
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