Reminder: if you don't put up with this, you're a creepy incel.

what is she even using, some kind of heavy duty make up for actors/dancers with silicone or something? regular everyday make up doesn't behave like this

How often do you use make up?

I don't because it always felt really gross on my skin

What's your favorite tampon brand?

statistically, men find women who say they wear makeup more attractive

also true

mom dressed us up as kids and i fucking hate makeup

I regularly use self-tanning cremes in my face because I feel like I look sick with my natural paleness. Does this count as make-up?

I always get OB, but not those winged ones because they are a crime against humanity

 

it's not makeup if the effects are visible even after washing your face

 

I hope you're not putting it on just your face, since tanned face with pale neck looks ridiculous

I put it on my neck as well. There is a visible transition between my neck and upper body.

 

 

yes. you are ashamed of the real you and disguise yourself so that you look more healthy then you actually do. that's shame and lying. i'd hate to live such a life.

Will a raw vegan diet make me less pale?

if you eat in the sun it will.

 

getting enough sun is important. if you are hardly outside you should use the summer days to lay in the sun for short amounts. your whole body needs sun exposure.

 

what i used to do is set an alarm for 14:00 in the summer. why 14:00? because between 10:00 and 14:00 the sun is so strung that it can easily hurt you but after 14:00 it gets considerably milder.

 

i used to lay on the balcony in the sun for 10 minutes only in underpants; 5 minutes on the back and 5 minutes on the belly. the cells of the skin need direct sun exposure for vitamin production. after i got used to 10 minutes i went up to 15 minutes and after a few days i went to 20 minutes.

 

sunlight is medicine. as soon as you get enough, stuff starts to heal. if you just keep out the sun while it is hottest, you don't need sunscreen. i never trust that stuff. i dunno if i would use it in hotter climates but here? i wouldn't use it.

 

i never heard a doctor speak about sunlight. i did encounter the subject in old naturopathic lectures though.

so you're a woman after all?

that really explains a lot

Also what the fuck did I just watch?

 

What is this? Please OP tell me.

Femoid moulting.

lying in the sun feels really good. i regret spending so many years indoors when just a little while outside each day makes my life so much better

omg you look like me if I were a gorl :3

adam's apple is sticking out

cope

nice wild hair, fuck going to the barber.

 

i don't understand why yall homosexuals identify with this meme so much, the ugly npc is in no position to call anyone sissy...

always lay down in the sun meateating gomosexuals. uv radiation cant hurt you because i dont believe in it

 

t. health pro

you don't have to be a woman to buy tampons, imagine that

 

why is your hair so dry?

exposure to sun is a delicate balance. too little sun is bad. too much sun is bad. i like to be in the sun when it is weak in the afternoon and evening and while it is very strong i like to lay in it for a few minutes every so often.

you'll remember my words one day when you need to buy tampons for your gf

How many gfs did you have that you bought tampons for?

Tampons make excellent kindling to start a fire in the wild. I'm sure that this is what he uses them for.

He is the gf. Infa 80%

Will using bloody ones for that summon some sort of vagina demon?

I bought sanitary products for Ukrainian refugees, does it count?

 

fully soaked bloody tampon is already a kind of a demon

enjoy bleeding out I guess.

You are a good boy.

 

this "guy" always does things that only woman do and when you point it out he comes up with the weirdest ways to legitimize them, and even those you have to pull out of his noise one after another

 

it's so obvious

i only spend a little while per day, and use lotion

because i never used conditioner. i just tried it since lady recommended it, and it is neat i guess

it's called gauze. though tampons are a good backup, seems innefficient

he has to pull the tampons out of his nose

What is weird in helping Ukrainian refugees? Not every Bernd is a compassionless stone.

maybe he is just a massive bundle of twigs

another protip: get argan oil

I also use hair wax (also for beard, helps prevent it from sticking in random directions

I'm gonna need some pets or ear scritches with that

 

you can hide under the French flag, but I am onto you, mean German

 

how long until you start posting pictures without those black rectangles? I'd say you should keep using a conditioner but I'm not sure if you believe in humectants

 

have you tried any other oils for your hair?

i'd rather my face not be synonymous with a board known for pedos

i'll probably keep using it. i need to keep my hair super clean for my job and the acne on my face is probably from letting my natural hair oils do the job by shampooing only every 2-4 days

sorry slov i have seen your 'do

Do you feel superior to bald people with your long beautiful hair?

 

do bold people have the nice hair? no they don't.

 

have you not seen the videos where they ask women and they basically say that they don't consider the skinheads as interesting men to meet?

 

it's not like hairless people couldn't have hair, they made choices which makes the human hair leave. now they pretend it is not their fault and live in denial. can't stand these nasty bald liars anymore pretending it is not their fault. it IS THEIR FAULT.

You always make it very clear that you feel superior to everybody boio. That's why noone asks you.

 

takes some effort to grow hair. you didn't put in the effort, now stop farting on everyone because you regret your decision. hair looks good, humans were meant to have hair. just a dumb decision to want to look like a leukemia patient.

Not on everyone. I only fart on you boi.

this is you

Why do you secretly film videos of me? Creep. I bet you fap to them.

 

is that what you think would happen if you suddenly had hair and looked good?

I think that this is what you would do because you don't have all the slats on your fence m8.

you wouldn't like being attractive. it is like a job you did not apply to. you imagine it as this angelic state where people make eye contact with you and give you attention and consider you a real person and that's all there is to it. nooo uggo it comes with lots of problems. first of all you would have to get used to being hunted constantly. you can just go places whenever you want because you are so hard to look at. that gives you a certain freedom that you don't have as an attractive person; you wouldn't understand.

imagine thinking everyone wants to fuck you

i tried to spread the good news, yall uggos didn't care. nobody is holding a gun to your head and force you to be ugly. you made the choice to be.

The boi teaches us about how far reality and your perception of it can drift apart and how this impacts your life.

There might be someone somewhere who lives the exact same life as the boi but is depressed and just thinks of himself as a hobo being forced to live in a van and having to shit in a bag.

There might also be someone somewhere who lives exactly like the boi and is as happy as he can be because he lives the life of a free man and whose thoughts don't continuously revolve about how everyone around him is inferior to him and want something bad from him.

And then there is the boi somewhere in the middle.

 

He teaches us that being depressed does not necessary mean that you have to actually change your life but maybe just how you perceive it. Which might be much more doable. But after you've done that doing actual changes might be much more easier.

go away man, you just bore people here with the incessant drivel.

you couldn't even be friends with small animals because how much of a grinch you are.

that is actually quite inspiring

Not gonna lie, he shares some good videos if you ignore the text

That's what I'm talking about

i want bald men to fuck me

it's actually pretty good for jobs

you kind of look like Heath Ledger

i suspect you could be gay

I can't decide if this would be better or worse if I understood the lyrics

 

no the degree of disgust to which you will be molested will far outweigh any potential career benefits.

 

there is nothing you can pay with money or benefits to have in this universe that could make it worth to feel this disgusted on a regular basis.

 

i guess you like being tortured by strict human ressource representatives because they are so in love in you and want to be close to you so they abuse their power and invent emergencies. i dunno if you know this, probably not, but ugly people flirt by forcing themselves on attractive people. they don't wait to be noticed. nobody would choose them anyways so they feel entitled to be as disgustingly inappropriate around you as possible.

 

of couse you wouldn't know about it, you are on the other side of the spectrum and you call this "breaking the ice".

 

you think is fun being the hottie around the chair sniffers?

krindsch

But it is not

negro pls.

 

There are lots of things you could do to make yourself look less attractive to reduce the attention of others. You are not that superficial that your own looks determines your self worth that much that this would be ans problem, right?

 

these are all expert ways of going towards ugliness. i can't believe you said face tattoo, i forget there are people who do this.

🤮 i cringe from this.

That was the point. You always whine how you suffer from being too beautiful. But it would be super easy to change that.

 

i don't think i could do a better job of hiding it. you can't even tell i have beautiful hair when i walk around. i try to look as uninviting as i can. you wouldn't understand.

 

and besides all the attempt of hiding it, it just can not be hidden.

the other Bernd is giving you good advice but you're choosing to ignore it, why is that? do you actually like it when "the uggos molest you" (your own words)?

Studentenfotzenrap

Never heard of this term back in the day. I believe it was invented later after the whole market was taken over by low IQ assis.

 

you're not supposed to make a bed with them. they are just coworkers

use them and leave (references, promotions, etc, then find a new job)

or just ignore them since they are spineless simps

this explains many women tattoos and piercings. but then other guys see it as an indicator of them being easy to take advantage of

i used to do the beard part, it works

 

yeah, you probably don't like that. add it to the long list of things you don't like and clench your fist at odd intervals all diabolically about it you uggo.

 

they will wanna touch you and many have the goebbels programming and rejecting them will only make them want to touch you more.

 

have you never seen someone turn into a drooling retard because they really like someone?

you're not even entertaining anymore

I'll hide your leaf blower and you won't be able to get rid of the poop fumes, that'll teach you

 

poop fume is probably perfume for someone like you

and yet I'm not the one shitting in a plastic bag in the same space I sleep in

 

so what you nappy headed hoe, i sleep somewhere different many nights, it is constant adventure. your life feels like the game papers please, my life feels like playing zelda.

I'm sure it does, and the reason you're getting so defensive is completely unrelated

 

because your cunning calculated words are such a danger i assume, yes very dangerous, when you walk the street, everyone walks over to the other side of the street.

 

this is a picture of you. have a nice day, stay far away.

I think sk8terboi is in reality a sk8tergirl. The reason why hiding her face does not work is because she has enormous boobas.

 

What is your favorite tampon brand?

pic rel would be way more eco friendly

She probably doesn't believe in tampons and uses dried pine cones or something

Why doesn't everybody use those silicon cups?

I imagine emptying and putting it back in could be a challenge in a public bathroom

 

I recall her saying something about vegans having extremely light periods (like, a couple drops worth of blood), so maybe she just freebleeds

and? you can either stand up for yourself (easy for males) or choose to instead benefit from the situation (this is kinda shitty but if it happens without my intent i'll leave it be rather than lose the benefits)

i hadn't seen that before.

 

no see the fact that you believe that you can just say no and then the other person is legally not allowed to consider you attractive, that's just propaganda you fell for because you have never been in the presence of genuine human attraction. it is not as nice as in the movies. it is about desperate people wondering when their time in the sun is and so tired of being rejected that they just ignore it and play dumb.

 

you don't get it. you think you can just politely decline when you are someone's wildest dream. you think you can say no when the uggo rolls towards you.

How about you make some lewds for your bernd bros? I wouldn't mind taking a peek at your gigantic bazingas.

 

 

how about you start believing in yourself and become the thing you want to see in the world instead of living through others...

 

just make your body look good and then look in the mirror, that's very pleasing.

these are boring basic bernds. perfect team player henchmen. and that women to the right doesn't even care about them. these guys are not interesting to her; she didn't even turn into an anime character for them.

 

the guys can't tell that she isn't interested though.

boring people amongst themselves

this is how they look when a skater enters

i hope this hot skater over there is noticing how far i stick my leg out

It won't make a sex change. But I do like to see you fat bouncy titties, sweety.

maybe if you are both stupid and pretty

asking nicely is like flirting, you have to learn how shut people down or effectively apply pressure

this is pretty hot yeah, i fap a lot to my own pics

there's no women here

Imagine how sk8erbernadettes voluptuous milkers must jiggle when she does a round in the half pipe.

She can do a round on my full pipe if you catch my kickflip

She probably doesn't have huge tits if she does sports.

maybe she doesn't believe in gravity

 

what difference does it make to shut a person down when 5 seconds later another person comes along waiting to be shut down. you have yet to grasp the scope.

 

it is not realistic to engage in the cumbersome process of trying to reject someone who is difficult on purpose every time it happens.

 

this is unfortunately something an eyesore could not possibly understand.

 

 

there is this youtube video called THE WORLD'S WORST ROLLER SKATERS?! and there is this one chick who is really good at roller skating and she's wearing hotpants and her legs are hawt and i fapped to that video

 

once you know how to 'hold onto the air' for just a moment to change your center of gravity mid-movement and experience gyro movements and orbital hand motions then your belief in gravity will weaken quite a bit.

She's vegan, they don't get periods.

She probably believes periods are body having to detox after eating meat or something like that as a consequence

Iirc this skater believes in motion by blowing wind into an umbrella from a blower attached to the same umbrella so yeah I wouldn't be surprised

fyi that actually works (& le mythbusters confirmed it even) though simply propelling yourself with the windblower directly is easier and more efficient

nice juxtoposition lol

you sound like this all takes place in your head

damn she old as fuck

it is essentially the same as a propeller but with extra steps and air instead of water

 

 

or there are levels of human existence you are not privy to. i've never met an impressive person who bothers to call others crazy. that's exclusively something a person would do who is otherwise overlooked.

I've never met a beautiful person who called others ugly and demeaned others at every opportunity. Checkmate schizo.

 

what's wrong with calling you ugly? perfectly fine thing to do.

so in other words it's all in your head