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FinlandBernd2023-09-12 03:58:19 · 3yNo. 287496reply
how do u convert american centimeters to normal centimeters? 2"-5/8 wtf?
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FinlandBernd2023-09-12 13:37:57 · 3yNo. 287519reply
it is better to take the accelerationist route with imperial units and do nothing to make them a better fit for the real, scientific measurement system, as it would reduce the pressure to do away with them completely
FinlandBernd2023-09-12 19:56:16 · 3yNo. 287560reply
you add 3
SloveniaBernd2023-09-12 23:03:57 · 3yNo. 287572reply
I was reminded of this pic today as I was driving and saw Großklein on the navigation.
MoscowBernd2023-09-13 06:28:30 · 3yNo. 287605reply
You need to shoot it from a math gun. Load 8 rounds, shoot (/)5 times, repeat cycle 1 time (so it would be 2(") times in total). Divide the number of rounds left in the magazine by 2.54 to get metric meters, then divide by 100 for centimeters.

Mexicowhy are amerimutts so obsessed with race?Bernd2023-09-11 19:55:08 · 3yNo. 287451reply
I find it fascinating how race is such a big deal in muttland.
>Mutts obssesed with who's more white than who.
>Niggers obsessed with the skin color of ancient egyptians.
>White anglofags claiming to have native american blood.
 
They even make careers out of it. .
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MexicoBernd2023-09-12 21:21:54 · 3yNo. 287569reply
Correct.
As a very fact, I am every mexican poster ever.
MexicoBernd2023-09-13 01:35:30 · 3yNo. 287582reply
I think Latinos in general, to be more correct
ColombiaBernd2023-09-13 03:14:49 · 3yNo. 287588reply
When you live surrounded by mutants you eventually ask yourself the causes of decadence.
UruguayBernd2023-09-13 03:37:08 · 3yNo. 287591reply
 
Everyone is obsessed with race... and even more now since american politics are becoming international.

AzerbaijanBernd2023-09-11 14:55:34 · 3yNo. 287381reply
Rate
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United StatesBernd2023-09-12 03:05:42 · 3yNo. 287490reply
serious discussions: >>287488
FinlandBernd2023-09-12 03:20:11 · 3yNo. 287491reply
MexicoBernd2023-09-13 01:39:27 · 3yNo. 287583reply
What exactly is that, bernd?
AzerbaijanBernd2023-09-13 01:55:26 · 3yNo. 287584reply
vodka, beer, pickles, fresh salad, carpet.

GermanyskatingBernd2023-07-08 18:10:05 · 3yNo. 277898reply
i'll collect a bunch of skating related stuff in here so Bernd can see it and maybe rethink his skating schedule. i've said in other threads that i believe skating to be the key to making women like you very much. it's easy: just skate until you find a few complicated movements and the women will wanna fuck.
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GermanyBernd2023-09-11 14:45:20 · 3yNo. 287380reply
i dunno what happened, my toes can suddenly multitask.
 
lol my little toe is so short. my little toe has muscles and bones enough for something 3 times it's size, it feels comically overpowered for something this short. i guess it used to be used way more in the monkey days.
 
the little toe kind of reminds me of a thumb because it can spread appart in all these useful angles. maybe if i keep training my little toe, it will become like a thumb
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 15:07:19 · 3yNo. 287388reply
turns out i am not the first human to experience this.
GermanyBernd2023-09-12 14:31:01 · 3yNo. 287522reply
that's the kind of quick reaction that mental presence can produce during such situations. no doubt the motherfucker experience the slow down and reacted accordingly. he was ready for this dangerous of a stunt. most dangerous about such stunts is when people do it who are not ready because they seek to impress other people.
GermanyBernd2023-09-12 20:32:57 · 3yNo. 287562reply
today and yesterday i felt legitimate hunger. i exhausted myself hard and drank a lot water and juice and my stomach was always feeling empty.
 
today again went skating for an hour, exhausted myself pretty good, i notice i can switch into another stance that feels how i imagine wearing high heels feel. i am mostly making contact with the griptape with the upper part of the foot and in order to counterbalance i don't use my heel, instead i just tilt the wheels. does feel like i imagine driving a car on two wheels feels like.
 
i'd hate to be fat and not be able to do stuff like that.

GermanyBernd2023-09-09 23:22:17 · 3yNo. 287211reply
"Estimate the total area of the Earth without the oceans, which is the land area, at around 148.94 million square kilometers (this estimate is based on data from NASA).
Estimate the total number of people who have died in wars and conflicts at around 1.5 to 2 billion (as above).
Divide the total number of fatalities by the total land area of the Earth without the oceans to calculate the number of deaths per square meter: 1.5 to 2 billion / 148.94 million square kilometers = 10 to 14 deaths per square meter.
 
Hmm.... really makes you think.
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GermanyBernd2023-09-10 09:54:38 · 3yNo. 287255reply
>Hmm.... really makes you think.
 
it does. if all the draft was voluntary then all the right people would have died leaving the world better off without them. if only all the soldiers in the world would kill each other simultaneously without destroying everything.
 
soldiers aren't honorable, they are the trash that keeps the violence going. they go to war believing they are the good guys against some other idiots who also believe they are the good guys, meanwhile all soldiers have always been bad guys.
GermanyBernd2023-09-10 10:06:47 · 3yNo. 287256reply
The number included also warriors not only soldiers.
GermanyBernd2023-09-10 10:09:41 · 3yNo. 287257reply
>The number included also trash not only rubbish.
GermanyBernd2023-09-12 12:28:20 · 3yNo. 287514reply
I asked another AI
 
No, the result is not the same as in the original text. The original text claims there are 10 to 14 deaths per square meter, but this is incorrect and seems to be a misunderstanding.
 
When the calculations are done correctly, the result is much smaller. We calculated that for the lower estimate of total fatalities (1.5 billion):
 
1.5 billion / 148.94 * 10^12 = 10.06 * 10^-6 deaths per square meter
 
And for the higher estimate of total fatalities (2 billion):
 
2 billion / 148.94 * 10^12 = 13.42 * 10^-6 deaths per square meter.
 
This means there are approximately 0.00001 to 0.000014 deaths per square meter, not 10 to 14.
 
The mistake in the original text seems to come from a misunderstanding of units. The result of the division is in deaths per square meter, not deaths per square kilometer. There are 1,000,000 square meters in a square kilometer, so the original calculation is off by a factor of 1,000,000.
 
So, the correct interpretation of the calculation is that there are approximately 0.00001 to 0.000014 deaths per square meter of land on Earth, or 10 to 14 deaths per square kilometer. This is a much lower density of deaths than the original text suggested.

GermanyBernd2023-09-09 11:23:09 · 3yNo. 287125reply
My 90 years old Grandmother has bigger calves than me. Its over.
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GermanyBernd2023-09-10 22:32:01 · 3yNo. 287317reply
No wonder she doesn't get laid if she can't even do basic tricks...
GermanyBernd2023-09-10 23:30:25 · 3yNo. 287320reply
FINALLY SOMEONE ASKING ABOUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF
United StatesBernd2023-09-12 01:43:08 · 3yNo. 287479reply
if she doesnt get laid how did she bornd OP's parent
GermanyBernd2023-09-12 09:14:48 · 3yNo. 287509reply
Adoption

PolandBernd2023-08-30 17:56:00 · 3yNo. 285690reply
tell me about something good that happened to you today
 
two wild birds have been regularly coming to my window for the past year and earlier today they brought their baby with them
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GermanyBernd2023-09-11 18:08:44 · 3yNo. 287432reply
>but I really don't understand soups as food
When I make broth it is usually so full of gelatin that it turns solid in the fridge.
I make it in the microwave and throw 2-3 eggs and ramen noodles in there. Along with the vegetables that are already in there I have to eat the majority with a fork.
It's one of those meals that for some reason leaves you extremely satisfied when you are done with it. I try to have either this or self-made lasagna in the freezer at all times.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-11 21:21:17 · 3yNo. 287459reply
Soups are not food, they're drink.
United StatesBernd2023-09-12 01:40:31 · 3yNo. 287477reply
i considered taking pic but thought it might be rude to the owner at that moment
United StatesBernd2023-09-12 05:23:29 · 3yNo. 287504reply
I think owls hoot mainly for mating or marking their territory so I don't want to be a tease or a threat

United StatesBernd2023-09-11 02:30:43 · 3yNo. 287337reply
Waiting for night so I can go shopping because the sunlight literally hurts me.
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United StatesBernd2023-09-11 05:15:38 · 3yNo. 287347reply
Nevermind, I can't go shopping because the lights are too bright.
Current settis: sitting in the dark.
Soon cold also dark
MoscowBernd2023-09-11 05:27:13 · 3yNo. 287348reply
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 09:25:03 · 3yNo. 287356reply
Ok, daywalker.
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 12:45:57 · 3yNo. 287366reply
 
maybe you underestimated the sun

RussiaBernd2023-09-10 19:58:34 · 3yNo. 287297reply
decades of imageboard posting altered my perception of reality in wrong way
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RussiaBernd2023-09-11 04:43:36 · 3yNo. 287343reply
why are all the germs who went to bernd group turned out to be the most boring keinbernd motherfuckers in existence
 
dont listen to them, boot up that shemale fisting extravaganza porn and start jackhammerin', proceed to guro afterwards and dont forget to make a page-long incel rant on /pol
United StatesBernd2023-09-11 05:01:51 · 3yNo. 287344reply
same. sometimes I even type in runglish without realizing it
GermanyBernd2023-09-11 05:03:06 · 3yNo. 287345reply
>all the germs
>some schizo samefag replying to himself
RussiaBernd2023-09-11 11:31:53 · 3yNo. 287361reply
bro, this is childish level. Sometimes i act like a legit schizo, im dangerous for the society

RussiaBernd2023-09-08 18:44:34 · 3yNo. 287002reply
plaas help
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HungaryBernd2023-09-09 18:11:44 · 3yNo. 287176reply
If 0 and 1 are working, write it in binary then translate it with online service.
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 00:08:16 · 3yNo. 287215reply
thanks roosia for the laugh
come on it for old time's sake
RussiaBernd2023-09-10 10:40:53 · 3yNo. 287259reply
i bought soulless keyboard i dont like
RussiaBernd2023-09-10 13:47:04 · 3yNo. 287266reply
who the fuck is there to blame other thank yourself retard
 
 
 
 
just kidding its a substitute purchase that is soon to be overshadowed by a glorious proper full-time investment that will bring years upon years of satisfaction and joy to you, you will make it bro. best of luck

GermanyBernd2023-09-08 16:06:21 · 3yNo. 286981reply
Habbenings in Berga, Spain
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FinlandBernd2023-09-09 06:24:41 · 3yNo. 287067reply
Did you know that Poles and Americans think it's still Summer? Crazy right?
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 01:06:26 · 3yNo. 287220reply
but i got sunburnt today how could it not be summer
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 03:04:18 · 3yNo. 287226reply
>giving yourself skin cancer in the country with the worst healthcare.
 
FUCK YEAH!!!
FinlandBernd2023-09-10 07:03:59 · 3yNo. 287240reply
there isn't even any sunlight anymore
it's lile getting sunburnt in April or March

United StatesBernd2023-09-09 18:00:15 · 3yNo. 287172reply
I heard Germany has done a lot for the prosthetics industry.
 
I guess the rumors are true: they're re-arming.
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 20:42:47 · 3yNo. 287197reply
Rheinmetall is producing ammunition again in the village where my grandmother resides.
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 04:44:44 · 3yNo. 287234reply
I don't want to be mean but that's kind of a lame joke my dude

GermanyBernd2023-09-09 06:10:29 · 3yNo. 287064reply
Do you like going on raves?
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GermanyBernd2023-09-09 09:32:14 · 3yNo. 287101reply
Yes.
 
In fact, I am part of a group who organises them.
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 09:42:10 · 3yNo. 287104reply
You are never to old.
t. Sanna Marin
MoscowBernd2023-09-09 09:55:12 · 3yNo. 287107reply
stately raven of the saintly days of yore
United StatesBernd2023-09-10 00:10:05 · 3yNo. 287216reply
i seen old man with walker twerking at club

Germany420 THREAD!Bernd2023-08-25 20:52:21 · 3yNo. 284914reply
Only post here if you smoke.
 
Alcoholics and people who drink are welcome too.
Post your smokes and vibe!
 
My powerbank is charged and ready with some super silver haze. I also got a can of beer that I found.
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RussiaBernd2023-09-09 18:57:40 · 3yNo. 287186reply
>Alcoholics and people who drink are welcome too.
Hahha implying i'd ever want to spend time with stoners as if you ever provide good company or conversation NO
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 20:08:46 · 3yNo. 287191reply
generalising is bad hmkay?
GermanyBernd2023-09-09 20:27:43 · 3yNo. 287194reply
>as if you ever provide good company
 
good company for you that is when you can lay your head on someone's lap and cry for an hour until all the moisture in your head has turned into tears so much that your lips become dry and your earwax comes out as a powder.
NetherlandsBernd2023-09-09 21:00:08 · 3yNo. 287199reply
I am planning to free some animals. we can talk about it on the vegan thread
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