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GermanyBernd2021-09-05 18:53:29 · 5yNo. 122175reply
This disney character is literally me.
NorwayBernd2021-09-05 19:44:34 · 5yNo. 122177reply
tfw no atlantis gf
GermanyBernd2021-09-05 20:51:02 · 5yNo. 122182reply
I'm a nerd with glasses and I want an athletic gf, is that so much to ask?
FinlandBernd2021-09-05 20:59:35 · 5yNo. 122183reply
 
hot gfs falling in love with nerdy guys is just a fantasy.

GermanyBernd2021-08-15 18:10:16 · 5yNo. 120048reply
Tomorrow is my first day of work since 2018. I'm very anxious. Wish me luck.
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GermanyBernd2021-09-02 21:36:32 · 5yNo. 121898reply
Agreed.
 
Not sure yet what I'll tell my boss tomorrow, since they asked for an exchange of greetings, but this person didn't allow me to get another word like that in.
 
I'll also work with this person once more because I had already promised to do so and a friend of mine will also be at the second event. I'll not cooperate with this person beyond that, though.
GermanyBernd2021-09-04 21:12:23 · 5yNo. 122098reply
My boss and a colleague of my boss said this person wasn't good at that particular job and overworked. (I was fearing my boss might be best friends with her or something.)
New ZealandBernd2021-09-05 02:35:18 · 5yNo. 122124reply
Uh oh Bernt, you're playing office politics now. Consider searching out stronger people to back you up if you're going to try and usurp anyone.
GermanyBernd2021-09-05 09:00:05 · 5yNo. 122135reply
Not really.

BerndBernd2021-09-04 21:09:36 · 5yNo. 122097reply
I hate people who smoke. The person in the apartment below me smokes on the balcony and I can't open my window without letting smoke in.
BerndBernd2021-09-04 21:54:31 · 5yNo. 122105reply
Yeah it's disgusting.
 
t. social smoker
FinlandBernd2021-09-04 23:06:37 · 5yNo. 122114reply
 
I dream of having a romance with an artistic girl that smokes and we would live in a big city and eat some cheese and drink wine
RussiaBernd2021-09-05 02:35:04 · 5yNo. 122123reply
Don't remember asking
BerndBernd2021-09-05 05:37:38 · 5yNo. 122132reply

Berndoh my godBernd2021-09-03 09:42:03 · 5yNo. 121931reply
OH MY god BERNDS i want to live in this alternative world stream.
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NorwayBernd2021-09-03 20:12:18 · 5yNo. 121976reply
flying donuts can't be safe for the aircraft...
GermanyBernd2021-09-03 20:14:30 · 5yNo. 121978reply
but its soooo fluffy p_p
NorwayBernd2021-09-03 20:18:57 · 5yNo. 121980reply
it bounched off the wing just fine but what if the donut hit the engine... idk I wouldn't operate an airplane under such conditions.
GermanyBernd2021-09-03 20:23:12 · 5yNo. 121981reply
What if an airplane flies through a donut and gets stuck?
 
Also Bernd, you're also a like a donut. The food you eat actually never enters your body, the pipe from your mouth to your asshole is basically a donut's hole.

GermanyBernd2021-09-02 11:38:38 · 5yNo. 121857reply
What's the point of these countries being big if 90% of the people live in the most southern parts anyway?
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GermanyBernd2021-09-02 13:38:16 · 5yNo. 121872reply
you cant say brazil without saying bra
New ZealandBernd2021-09-02 17:27:34 · 5yNo. 121884reply
A lot of it is uninhabitable or better serviced by trade routes.
It's better to have a smaller population more spread out than clumps of populated insanity in snow. More problems occur die to the breakdown of infrastructure and services related to its upkeep.
Give it some fifty years and they should be tropical beach paradises perfect to suit their refugee hybrid genetics.
NorwayBernd2021-09-02 18:35:03 · 5yNo. 121886reply
There's relatively a lot of people in the middle. (Trondheim)
NorwayBernd2021-09-02 18:41:03 · 5yNo. 121888reply
All facts

GermanyGuessing game thread #2Bernd2021-09-01 22:43:21 · 5yNo. 121825reply
What will Bernd do in Switzerland?
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BerndBernd2021-09-02 13:53:57 · 5yNo. 121873reply
plastic surgericated
GermanyBernd2021-09-02 15:25:42 · 5yNo. 121876reply
wrong
 
hint: its related to ♪
BerndBernd2021-09-02 15:50:16 · 5yNo. 121878reply
going to a concert?
selecting an instrument to buy?
New ZealandBernd2021-09-02 17:21:18 · 5yNo. 121882reply
ah yes playing the magic flute

PolandBernd2021-09-01 16:35:12 · 5yNo. 121803reply
song sauce pls
 
Greeting from poland! It's a great honor to be conquered by Germany!
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BerndBernd2021-09-02 12:22:29 · 5yNo. 121861reply
wow i cringed really hard
GermanyBernd2021-09-02 15:30:34 · 5yNo. 121877reply
1st webm:
Bydlo dad is screeching: "I have a young son!! He is alone at home!! You can't arrest me!! .....oh, there he is."
 
2nd webm:
Retards from a german imageboard found a car without wheels and they started going there to take pictures and it became popular so you can see a bunch of pr0gramm posters gathering around the car.
Oh yes there is also a webm where one of them puts his dick into the cars exhaust pipe and cums.
RussiaBernd2021-09-02 16:18:01 · 5yNo. 121879reply
RussiaBernd2021-09-02 16:22:00 · 5yNo. 121880reply
Are British queen family reptiloids?

GermanyBernd2021-08-31 19:41:02 · 5yNo. 121748reply
I have been eating a lot of takeout and processed food because I don't have a proper kitchen at my temporary home. It affected my shit very negatively and I suffered on the toilet. I have bought food with more fiber today. I hope it helps.
t. currently eating nuts and oat cookies before bedtime
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New ZealandBernd2021-09-01 05:40:01 · 5yNo. 121766reply
Buy a hotplate and boil all your food.
t.boil up pro
FinlandBernd2021-09-01 07:05:49 · 5yNo. 121772reply
 
Don't boil vegetables
GermanyBernd2021-09-01 08:51:22 · 5yNo. 121774reply
boiling them is more delicious
 
fuck the vitamins
BerndBernd2021-09-01 14:53:36 · 5yNo. 121797reply
I'm not going to boil sandwiches, cereal and cookies.

BerndBernd2021-08-31 20:01:41 · 5yNo. 121751reply
Discuss.
FinlandBernd2021-08-31 20:06:35 · 5yNo. 121752reply
#1 Sounds good. But I'd rather die than suffer through #2, absolute cringe, I'd feel so humiliated I'd kys myself
GermanyBernd2021-08-31 20:42:58 · 5yNo. 121755reply
Hell yeah, getting 2 after 1 sounds awesome.
BerndBernd2021-09-01 01:51:44 · 5yNo. 121765sagereply
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GermanyBernd2021-08-27 18:25:26 · 5yNo. 121429reply
Did you know that people didn't use to read quietly like most of us do today? People used to look at the letters, read them aloud and then hear their own voice and understand their own words. There are texts from the middle ages that talk about people who didn't have to do that to understand and they were considered to have expert reading skills.
It also makes sense if you look at certain writing conventions that lacked all kinds of little helping things we now have to make the silent mode of reading easier. Forexamplespacesbetweenwordsandpunctuation
ifyouarentreadingaloudthetextismuchharderto
understandthiswaybutifyoudoitsnotmuchofachallenge
FinlandBernd2021-08-27 19:03:54 · 5yNo. 121430reply
I have geard this being claimed before but some say it's don't and that it's just mythbuilding by historians
 
but if there are medieval texts attesting to this then I guess it mist be true
FinlandBernd2021-08-30 13:51:41 · 5yNo. 121593reply
tfw medievals were better at drawing than I am

GermanyBernd2021-08-29 21:18:53 · 5yNo. 121544reply
How do I know if I'm non-binary, genderqueer or something like that?
 
I never had an issue thinking of myself as a heterosexual man. But recently I've heard non-binary and other "queer" people talk about themselves and I feel like they are just not 100% fitting stereotypical gender ideals and instead of just ignoring the 5% difference they make a huge issue out of it. I feel like I might be able to pass as *something* by their definitions, which would give me great argumentative power in conversation with these people, if I'm not a cis-het white male anymore.
 
I don't know if any of that made sense. Thoughts?
GermanyBernd2021-08-29 23:29:56 · 5yNo. 121554reply
BerndBernd2021-08-30 11:45:33 · 5yNo. 121582reply
>How do I know if I'm non-binary
Pretty simple. If you have vagina you're a female otherwise -> male.

BerndBernd2021-08-22 13:41:35 · 5yNo. 120801reply
Seeing Darwin in action on a daily basis.
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-23 00:30:44 · 5yNo. 120919reply
It goes without saying how obstructive they are but I do feel cute in them.
FinlandBernd2021-08-29 16:04:53 · 5yNo. 121513reply
Getting the second dose next week
Finally
New ZealandBernd2021-08-29 17:56:43 · 5yNo. 121518reply
Best of luck.
FinlandBernd2021-08-29 22:23:52 · 5yNo. 121549reply
 
Rest in piss

Germany😂😂😂😂Bernd2021-08-28 01:21:30 · 5yNo. 121448reply

BerndBernd2021-08-28 08:33:22 · 5yNo. 121453reply
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GermanyBernd2021-08-28 11:46:34 · 5yNo. 121465reply
It is my favourite fictional setting.
 
It has some pretty unique things like the Skaven or the Chaos gods, which are the main force of evil and are basically created by negative human emotions. It has a vast amount of lore (we're talking probably more than 100 books) and still feels like classic fantasy. It is dark and gritty, but is relatable, because the main protagonists of many stories are ordinary humans.
 
I'm not aware of any movies, but the Total War games are very popular right now. Here is a recent trailer: YouTube: YaLtE3cCEIs It shows the forces of Chaos, coming from the cursed wastelands in the far east, fighting Kislev, which is a snowy, slav-inspired faction.
 
Vermintide was also a big hit: YouTube: KxTaQmhztVQ
FinlandBernd2021-08-28 12:20:42 · 5yNo. 121466reply
I humans were wiped out, wouöd that put an end to chaos?
GermanyBernd2021-08-28 12:30:23 · 5yNo. 121468reply
As far as I understand, humans aren't the only species that project into the warp. So you'd need to wipe out at least elves, too.
New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 15:43:18 · 5yNo. 121474reply
You know I think Nurgle would make a good master.
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