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GermanyBernd2021-11-05 13:46:38 · 5yNo. 126341reply
I'm being a total loser again. Yesterday I did nothing but lurk imageboards. Today I overslept, missed an appointment with psychotherapy-helper and did nothing but lurk imageboards since then even though I promised myself not to.
 
Maybe it helps to keep a journal here. I need to make a phone call, write an email, pack my suitcase and pick up a parcel today. I will start now.
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United KingdomBernd2021-11-05 16:47:16 · 5yNo. 126357reply
I wish that was me
GermanyBernd2021-11-05 17:01:06 · 5yNo. 126358reply
fugin mint
NorwayBernd2021-11-05 17:03:41 · 5yNo. 126359reply
POV: You're 6/10 girl in high school
FinlandBernd2021-11-08 14:33:55 · 5yNo. 126503reply

GermanySHAME THREADBernd2021-11-05 19:02:35 · 5yNo. 126379reply
Expose your suggested sites when tapping the URL bar.
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GermanyBernd2021-11-05 19:08:38 · 5yNo. 126387reply
i always play it when i shit while there is nothing going on on bernd.group
 
i usually do full random gen 8 battles, hardstuck <1700 elo
 
 
i didnt know you play
are you the nz hobo or the US schizo with the fucked up IP?
CanadaBernd2021-11-05 19:15:00 · 5yNo. 126389sagereply
Fuggered up ip is an American. I'm the hobo but those days are over it seems.
GermanyBernd2021-11-05 19:17:08 · 5yNo. 126391sagereply
show your sites faggot
CanadaBernd2021-11-05 19:20:04 · 5yNo. 126392sagereply
N-no or people will know my faggotry more. I'm already enough of a character to get doxed.

GermanyI have burger king diarrheaBernd2021-11-05 08:17:14 · 5yNo. 126324reply
I ate pic related and now my stomach hurts.
It never happened to me before in life but I will never go to BK again. The BigKing was disgusting anyway. Was probably spoiled.
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BerndBernd2021-11-05 16:00:47 · 5yNo. 126354reply
come on now bro, its still there just under ans spoiler
GermanyBernd2021-11-05 17:55:39 · 5yNo. 126367reply
what the fuck does Bijou even mean
 
it looks like Blowjob to me since the first time i ever saw it here
TurkeyBernd2021-11-05 18:03:15 · 5yNo. 126369reply
its a character name from that hamster cartoon
GermanyBernd2021-11-05 18:19:38 · 5yNo. 126374reply
based

GermanyBernd2021-11-05 01:16:57 · 5yNo. 126315reply
A new mene has borned!
CanadaBernd2021-11-05 01:24:23 · 5yNo. 126316sagereply
gey
MoscowBernd2021-11-05 03:40:16 · 5yNo. 126318reply
Happy Mushroom Of Anarchy.
 

GermanyBernd2021-11-04 18:07:10 · 5yNo. 126249reply
Any Bernds have played this game? I'm thinking about getting it, but I'm not sure if my 2013 MacBook can run it and if it is even worth a try.
BerndBernd2021-11-04 18:11:02 · 5yNo. 126250reply
Get a gaming PC first then
GermanyBernd2021-11-04 18:16:16 · 5yNo. 126252reply
I'm NEET at the moment. I have a 2013 macbook and a 2009 mid-tier gaming pc I play Skyrim on sometimes.

RussiaBernd2021-11-03 08:12:05 · 5yNo. 126098reply
Hello, my German friends!
 
I'd like to ask you a question about man shaking hands. In Russia it is very common and habitual to shake hands with a man you know, for example, your friend or just an acquiantance. Is it the same in your country? Do you shake hands every time you see your friend?
 
Additional question is connected to the times of Nazi Germany. We know from films and series that Nazi followers often greeted each other with a seigheil gesture. Was it common only for the party members or people in the street could greet each other in the same way? Was it replacing a common handshake?
 
Thanks in advance!
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MoscowBernd2021-11-03 15:40:33 · 5yNo. 126146reply
We should bring back the courteous customs of the gallant century, such as kissing hands, curtseys and sword salutes.
GermanyBernd2021-11-03 15:42:52 · 5yNo. 126147reply
MoscowBernd2021-11-03 15:46:26 · 5yNo. 126148reply
 
Yes.
CanadaBernd2021-11-03 15:57:20 · 5yNo. 126149reply
>curtsies
We have a better chance adopting Islamic robes than that antiquated autismal greeting.

GermanyFound an american food shop...Bernd2021-11-01 19:59:28 · 5yNo. 125994reply
Look at this 5L bottle? of diet ice tea.
I had to burst out in laughter seeing this.
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CanadaBernd2021-11-02 14:09:05 · 5yNo. 126025reply
Tim Hortons wasn't worth dumpster diving three years ago and likely still isn't.
BerndBernd2021-11-02 19:17:10 · 5yNo. 126055reply
thanks my dude i saved them
United StatesBernd2021-11-02 22:29:45 · 5yNo. 126080reply
Timmies is 100x better than dunkin in every and all ways
 
t. Buffalonian transplanted into New England
BerndBernd2021-11-02 22:53:39 · 5yNo. 126081reply
I also want to see walmart.
 
My brother told me its like visiting a zoo because most people are obese there and he even saw some fatties with shit stains on their worn out sweatpants.

GermanyBernd2021-10-29 18:31:04 · 5yNo. 125738reply
This is so cute!
FinlandBernd2021-10-29 20:43:26 · 5yNo. 125740reply
impressionism suits Hepler
Saint PetersburgBernd2021-10-30 11:15:35 · 5yNo. 125776reply
agreed

HungaryBernd2021-10-03 10:44:57 · 5yNo. 123844reply
Is this the promised land? No tranny threads, no nigger threads, no cp spam, just normal conversation about interesting topics
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GermanyBernd2021-10-29 23:21:02 · 5yNo. 125743reply
whats on twitter?
SloveniaBernd2021-10-29 23:32:25 · 5yNo. 125745reply
extremely kc tier discussions on gaplogroups
 
example accounts:
@Peter_Nimitz
@Irkutyanin1
@Paracelsus1092
@GreatValueArhat
@jurgenfug
@CitzenZero
@LandsknechtPike
@serbiaireland
@XianyangCB
@FistedBy
BerndBernd2021-10-30 00:51:30 · 5yNo. 125746reply
how to waste your life.jpg
SloveniaBernd2021-10-30 09:23:41 · 5yNo. 125761reply
it's called "establishing connections with the academia and crowdsourcing study papers to make use of in your own when adding citations"

GermanyBernd2021-10-27 18:59:39 · 5yNo. 125607reply
A while ago I saw a guy wearing a BW jacket with a patch of an Indian god covering the whole backside. It looked very cool and neofolky and I regret not asking him if I could take a photo.
RussiaBernd2021-10-28 09:03:15 · 5yNo. 125635reply
I don't remember asking
CanadaBernd2021-10-28 11:17:18 · 5yNo. 125656reply
/fa/ bread?
I found my old 1946 Canadian air force trench coat I used in my first year of hitching around Canada. It still smelled musty. Good times.
Thankfully I also found a newer Ukrainian trench coat I'll be using this winter.
NorwayBernd2021-10-28 13:47:52 · 5yNo. 125665reply
I'm getting a parka for rain
GermanyBernd2021-10-28 13:51:54 · 5yNo. 125666reply
Based

GermanyBernd2021-10-04 09:46:44 · 5yNo. 123936reply
First session with psychotherapist tomorrow.
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CanadaBernd2021-10-27 18:58:50 · 5yNo. 125606reply
Ah right, just clarifying my assumptions. A lot of Bernds before have used false pretenses to abuse their benefit systems.
GermanyBernd2021-10-27 19:01:10 · 5yNo. 125608reply
Something like that is not going to get you neetbux I'm 99% sure and if you want neetbux on the germany you are basically not allowed to have any assets, so that's not an option I want to pursue in any way.
I just want to be able to finish my masters degree and get a job like a normal human bean but I'm too retarded to do so and I don't really know why.
CanadaBernd2021-10-27 19:08:59 · 5yNo. 125613reply
Sounds like you're searching for excuses to justify your lifestyle. It may help better understand yourself or falsely veil yourself in a new set of mannerisms you feel compelled to act out.
GermanyBernd2021-10-27 19:47:11 · 5yNo. 125618reply
No it doesn't. Fuck off.

GermanyBernd2021-10-27 10:38:40 · 5yNo. 125549reply
Does this happen to anyone else? 😳
CanadaBernd2021-10-27 10:50:13 · 5yNo. 125551reply
Intrusive thoughts? Not anymore.

GermanyBernd2021-10-13 15:54:35 · 5yNo. 124730reply
Lolol are you ans fish?
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NorwayBernd2021-10-26 18:48:03 · 5yNo. 125472reply
Woah
MoscowBernd2021-10-26 20:41:22 · 5yNo. 125492reply
God, I wish that was me...
SloveniaBernd2021-10-27 01:02:41 · 5yNo. 125531reply
It's over for humancels, take the dolphinpill.
 
Dolphin penis is:
- 14 inches long
- prehensile like a tongue
- in all aspects superior to yours
 
There has been ONE experiment where a woman was left alone with a dolphin for purposes of researching their communication abilities for a prolonged period – it had to be discontinued because, uhh.. read for yourself.
https://www.johnclilly.com/womandolph01x.html
MoscowBernd2021-10-27 01:31:09 · 5yNo. 125533reply
 
>Since the building lacked sunlight and space, Peter quickly deteriorated and eventually ended its life by drowning.
 
Sad.

GermanyBernd2021-10-26 22:07:42 · 5yNo. 125505reply
Any other Bernds listening to the Deep Fat Fried Podcast?
For those who don't know, it's three neckbeards talking about random topics. Basically one of them gives a school-tier presentation about something to the others. Often it is quite interesting and entertaining.
 
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