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GermanyBernd2020-09-26 22:51:13 · 6yNo. 102903reply
Today I decided, rather arbitrarily, to hate all comedians.
 
Please rate, share and subscribe to my patreon
RussiaBernd2020-09-26 23:04:55 · 6yNo. 102904reply
its easy to hate them, cause they're low iq folks.
GermanyBernd2020-09-27 00:44:30 · 6yNo. 102907reply
I recently came to realize that I don't like humor anymore.
GermanyBernd2020-09-27 00:46:08 · 6yNo. 102909reply
Fuck the State sanctioned PC humor.

RussiaBernd2020-09-11 19:02:50 · 6yNo. 101756reply
So, now that the dust have settled, is it safe to say that this board has kicked off?
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CaliforniaBernd2020-09-21 04:37:37 · 6yNo. 102628reply
I've been with you since B.G was still Hamtakilla.
GermanyBernd2020-09-21 06:57:43 · 6yNo. 102629reply
Yes, this site looks very professional and ebin
ColombiaBernd2020-09-21 08:22:16 · 6yNo. 102630reply
It is a nice place you have here
EcuadorBernd2020-09-26 23:16:52 · 6yNo. 102905reply
I suppose if you don't have pedos it's already better than the other place.

CaliforniaAylienBernd2020-09-24 00:36:42 · 6yNo. 102810reply
Imagine the disappointment we will feel when it turns out we're a bunch of chemistry dumbasses.
 
>Tfw no hot bacteria husbando :(
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GermanyBernd2020-09-26 01:39:37 · 6yNo. 102887reply
I dont car3, those heathen ayyyliums must die. Dog wills it.
CaliforniaBernd2020-09-26 15:30:37 · 6yNo. 102897reply
Was it really that bad? I can delete it if you like.
United StatesBernd2020-09-26 20:51:51 · 6yNo. 102900reply
Is it possible to delete posts on here? I’m a different Ameriball btw
RussiaBernd2020-09-26 21:10:34 · 6yNo. 102902reply

United StatesHumboldt squidBernd2020-09-25 23:48:11 · 6yNo. 102882reply
Despite having a very high mass-specific basal metabolic rate adult Humboldt squid are able to depress total metabolism by 35% during their daily migration to the mesopelagic oxygen minimum zone (Seibel 2014). 50% of the ATP consumed under hypoxia in this squid comes from anaerobic processes. This adaptation likely allows these top predators to keep themselves from starving to death as they wait for their prey to return to shallower waters at night. Btw these squid can grow up to 2M 50kg.
GermanyBernd2020-09-26 01:32:43 · 6yNo. 102885reply
Scary to think that there are 18 m long squids. Deep sea is scary.
United StatesBernd2020-09-26 03:38:22 · 6yNo. 102889reply
I'm not aware of any well supported cases of giant or colossal squids attacking humans. However there have certainly been hostile interactions between humans and humboldt squids. For instance the one in this video bites the diver (through chainmail, so it does not slice but still hurts):
 

RussiaBernd2020-09-23 18:26:13 · 6yNo. 102791reply
Saint Olga is so cute...
Do you have some cute female rulers in your country's history as well, /int/?
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GermanyBernd2020-09-24 20:06:54 · 6yNo. 102851reply
French
t. refugee
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 22:19:19 · 6yNo. 102855reply
You goddamn son of a bitch. It wasnt enough that that frenchball on Pedochan always teased me with this "Charlemagne was french" bullshit, now its a germanyball that does it too!
 
For the last time: CHARLEMAGNE OR KARL DER GROßE WAS A FRANK. FRANKS ARE A GERMAN TRIBE. HE SPOKE GERMANIC/FRANKIC NOT FRENCH OR GAUL OR WHATEVER THE FROG LANGUAGE BACK THEN WAS CALLED.
 
Its not my problem that goddamn frogs are so miserable at war that they were the first ones to get conquered by the franks.
GermanyBernd2020-09-25 16:12:57 · 6yNo. 102868reply
What if he have seen himself as french?
GermanyBernd2020-09-25 16:29:58 · 6yNo. 102869reply
Simply impossible. The french identity didn't exist when he was alive. He could have seen himself as a Gallo-Roman but I highly doubt it. More likely he just saw himself as a capable ruler.

FinlandBecoming cyborg or building a second brainBernd2020-09-24 12:39:09 · 6yNo. 102831reply
My phone/watch combo informs me when it's time to drink water, time to eat, time for walkies after sitting too long and when time to wake up and go to sleep.
 
This is completely different from life a decade or more ago.
 
How has technology changed your life Bernds?
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GermanyBernd2020-09-24 14:40:35 · 6yNo. 102839reply
I'm don't remember life without technology
But having a reminder to drink water?
very silly
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 15:14:13 · 6yNo. 102840reply
I think I agree with >>102839 I drink when I'm thirsty and at least two cups of tea are part of my daily routine. My pee color is fine, too. So reminders to drink water don't seem necessary.
 
In terms of problems, my main issues are getting out of bed, forgetting to follow my schedule and troubles falling asleep. I'll elaborate more on the second point:
My life is currently that I work from home with zero outside factors except a deadline for work every couple of weeks, so I'm completely free in planning my day. I write a physical to do list on a paper and when I follow it, there are no problems. But sometimes I have trouble getting out of bed and actually starting the list. Then the major problem is that sometimes I'll get sucked into reading wikipedia articles, imageboards or something like that and then my schedule gets fucked up. I only manage to do the most basic things and it's all no bueno.
FinlandBernd2020-09-24 15:52:03 · 6yNo. 102841reply
I forget when I'm in the midst of something.
 
>I write a physical to do list on a paper and when I follow it, there are no problems. But sometimes I have trouble getting out of bed and actually starting the list
I have the same problem, unfortunately there is no simple fix. Putting persistent alarms and leaving the phone/alarm clock outside the bedroom helps some. Regular sleep schedule, sleep hygiene and ALWAYS waking up at the same time or earlier works somewhat for me. Do you have a go-to-sleep alarm enabled on your iPhone?
AustraliaBernd2020-09-25 02:46:34 · 6yNo. 102861reply
wew lad. I'd find that super annoying, but when I think about it a bit more maybe it would be beneficial at least.

RussiaBernd2020-09-21 09:32:27 · 6yNo. 102634reply
Finland looks extremely familiar.
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RussiaBernd2020-09-22 02:09:39 · 6yNo. 102708reply
Kang tier, not everyone can afford that.
FinlandBernd2020-09-22 13:21:00 · 6yNo. 102742reply
What's the occasion? The last time I observed this behavior in Helsinki was when they released as new limited edition Moomin mug.
FinlandBernd2020-09-24 00:03:30 · 6yNo. 102807reply
Helsinki is small and dull town compared to petersburg
 
Breadline
CaliforniaBernd2020-09-24 19:03:59 · 6yNo. 102847reply
We have lines like that now, waiting for toilet paper

GermanyBernd2020-09-21 18:40:17 · 6yNo. 102661reply
Why do so many people feel the need to discuss transgenderism? If you're not trans yourself, how does it impact your life?
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RussiaBernd2020-09-23 20:36:25 · 6yNo. 102794reply
kohlchan is down the hall and to the left xDDDDD
TurkeyBernd2020-09-24 14:32:13 · 6yNo. 102838reply
Trannies get bullied a lot. Stop bullying them and problems weren't
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 16:24:18 · 6yNo. 102842reply
I have never met a tranny. Neither did i ever saw a jew :D
 
For me they are mythical creatures.
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 17:31:09 · 6yNo. 102843reply
How can you be sure of that? You probably met a passing tranny or a Jew who didn't tell you.

GermanyBernd2020-09-14 14:13:50 · 6yNo. 102022reply
I have a tinder date coming up on wednesday and will meet for coffee with a fellow uni student who was out of town for an internship. It looks like after literal months without any kind of human contact besides going to the supermarket I will have a little social life again.
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United StatesBernd2020-09-24 00:14:58 · 6yNo. 102808reply
Jesus Christ I just want to go home...
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 00:21:12 · 6yNo. 102809reply
Dude, you look fine. We have tried to tell you you're not a hopeless case, but you smack down all offers for help. You're nothing like an annoying attention whore at this point.
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 09:40:34 · 6yNo. 102827reply
Imagine unironically believing that such a thing as a low or high value male exists or could exist.
 
Daily schizo spruch time.
 
Wie man in den Wald hineinruft, so schallt es heraus.
RussiaBernd2020-09-24 10:45:45 · 6yNo. 102828sagereply
Bannable offence.

GermanyBernd2020-09-05 14:57:15 · 6yNo. 101280reply
Can we have a Neofolk thread here?
 
Maybe not only about sharing music like on nukc, but also serious discussions about the aesthetics, underlying philosophies etc...
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GermanyBernd2020-09-09 18:49:02 · 6yNo. 101671reply
If you like that one you might enjoy some of these. But I'm looking for more similar stuff myself.
GermanyBernd2020-09-10 19:41:54 · 6yNo. 101722reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=t7FV5h0yIBE
 
Just found this and wanted to share with Bernds.
GermanyBernd2020-09-13 18:56:23 · 6yNo. 101902reply
Thanks, quite good ones but dam the one stuck a loop into heda. Sadly I'm shit at finding new music so here it goes again.
GermanyBernd2020-09-23 13:03:09 · 6yNo. 102785reply

United StatesBernd2020-09-21 22:14:04 · 6yNo. 102671reply
Was he really such a bad guy?
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BrazilBernd2020-09-22 16:53:34 · 6yNo. 102761reply
fuck, i need to replay this game
GermanyBernd2020-09-22 16:57:23 · 6yNo. 102762reply
Never played it.
United StatesBernd2020-09-23 02:45:00 · 6yNo. 102782reply
I wish I had the grey death... save me bob
United StatesBernd2020-09-23 03:12:34 · 6yNo. 102784reply
I only wanted you to be proud of me Paul. I just wanted to follow in your footsteps as your little brother :,,)

United StatesBernd2020-09-21 23:36:11 · 6yNo. 102683reply
Man I wish I had a Floridian fren! Floridians are so fun and crazy, every day is an adventure with a Florida fren :3
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United StatesBernd2020-09-22 01:10:07 · 6yNo. 102696reply
I bet Florida bernds all hang out and drink brew skies and banter and have a happy life every day living in perpetual summer
GermanyBernd2020-09-22 02:30:21 · 6yNo. 102712reply
Why dont you become a florida bernd?
CaliforniaBernd2020-09-22 21:12:47 · 6yNo. 102777reply
He's a hoot, that's for sure. Makes me lol everytime.
GermanyBernd2020-09-22 22:02:03 · 6yNo. 102779reply
man we really need that mad fucker over here.

RussiaBernd2020-09-21 11:59:56 · 6yNo. 102641reply
I wish Gorbachev's plan had actually worked out and we still had socialism with Mcdonalds, jeans and bubblegum.
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RussiaBernd2020-09-22 17:13:00 · 6yNo. 102766reply
Doesn't matter who gets elected communism can be achieved by capitalist elections.
RussiaBernd2020-09-22 20:15:43 · 6yNo. 102774reply
The first fair election to be held here will get socialists into the office indeed.
RussiaBernd2020-09-22 20:58:06 · 6yNo. 102776reply
Oops I meant can't be achieved.
RussiaBernd2020-09-22 21:39:04 · 6yNo. 102778reply
The first fair election to be held here will get socialists into the office, still.

BrazilBernd2020-09-22 11:55:37 · 6yNo. 102735reply
Started karate against
GermanyBernd2020-09-22 13:15:43 · 6yNo. 102741reply
Do people with experiance have fun to beat up noobs?
FinlandBernd2020-09-22 13:22:49 · 6yNo. 102743reply
Karate is cool. Wanted really bad to try it as a child, but family had no monies for hobbies :(
BrazilBernd2020-09-22 14:07:21 · 6yNo. 102744reply
the noobs always do the exercise first, throw a punch, kick, etc.
 
The black belt will go last because he can get revenge on the noob if he strikes too hard. :DDD
 
Thats how we learn self control
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