Fuck banks. Fuck the women employed there. All of them are salty, sexless and menopausal wenches, wrinkled worse than their overstretched prolapsed cunts.

I went to the bank today to get some proof of my poverty and fix my visa issue so I could go back to work. The first teller was in a bad mood, it rubbed off on me. She barked at me to remove my toque, insinuating I was some sort of criminal, then went to the photocopy machine and started whispering to her coworker about me. When she glanced back and her coworker did as well, I knew she was being a crabby bitch. Then I find out the bank took $5 from me because of some unknown bank tax that I haven't yet clarified. The woman then feels obliged to chastise me for not linking my phone # to my account or having a tax number. Somehow these useless faggots lost my tax number and she was asking me why i haven't used the account in two months or why there's $2 in there.

When I return with my info,an entirely different teller gives ms shit again cause I forgot my toque on aggovernmentto see id. She squints at me with suspicion when I produce my health card again and scolds me about the being ignorant of the tax bracket I'm in. Since I'm not familiar with NZ's tax brackets I ask her and she rolls her eyes telling me its not her job to inform me. At this point i want to allah ackbar. Canadian banks aren't this bad. I tell her put me in the lowest bracket, and fuck off. Fucking bitch. I hate how banks in nz control everyone's ability to work and have engineered a cashless society with help of australia, the british crown and the governmdnf.