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United StatesBernd2021-01-03 19:35:32 · 5yNo. 105977reply
Today I learned this alcoholic retard blew off two of his fingers with a grenade
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AustriaBernd2021-01-24 00:13:59 · 5yNo. 107996reply
>t. Realizes that I am sounding like the 'real communism hasn't been tried' people
And it is true. Communism was never tried. Soviet Union was socialist dictatorship. Communism is socialist anarchy.
RussiaBernd2021-01-24 09:28:41 · 5yNo. 108006reply
Nah, I though you were talking about real feeling of opportunity by real people living there at the time, but you're talking about something unreal and only possible in someone's mind, 'cause actual real life went in other direction.
Anyway, I was living at those days and all I remember about these obligations was that people were disappointed and didn't really want them. Can't recall anybody who felt opportunity at least before '95-97.
RussiaBernd2021-01-24 21:39:17 · 5yNo. 108050reply
Jesus all those wectern retards taking Putin for a real politican LMOA
AustriaBernd2021-01-24 23:06:53 · 5yNo. 108061reply
He is typical politician.
Also Yeltsin was shit SHIT!

RussiaBernd2021-01-23 23:29:04 · 5yNo. 107987reply
Jomon Japanese men are the hardcorest ones

EcuadorBernd2021-01-23 04:28:29 · 5yNo. 107925reply
Has anybody done one of these?
What were your results?
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DenmarkBernd2021-01-23 17:47:47 · 5yNo. 107949reply
afaik my ancestors are Danish, Norwegian and german
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 18:51:49 · 5yNo. 107951reply
My grandfather allegedly traced our lineage back 300 years, and it was all Finns. Those dumb peasant ethnic Finns bothered by Russian and Swedish overlords.
RussiaBernd2021-01-23 22:43:23 · 5yNo. 107972reply
>and it was all Finns
Wow, the day Finns establish something resembling the third Reich and notion of ausweiße, you'll become a very powerful person.
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 22:58:56 · 5yNo. 107979reply
Sure, when Hitler comes back from the dead. As a visual proof of the inbredness, my family line produces platinum blondes and redheads with potato noses.

FinlandBernd2021-01-23 17:05:23 · 5yNo. 107946reply
Why does Finland have so many parasitic shitskins and niggers? It's like an infestation here. You see them everywhere, it's like rats. They're as numerous or more than the mongolian settlers.
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FinlandBernd2021-01-23 21:22:45 · 5yNo. 107961reply
t. projecting parasitic shitskin
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-23 21:32:36 · 5yNo. 107963reply
I begged all day today but not even enough money for a tube of superglue :(
 
-Romanian
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 21:43:01 · 5yNo. 107964reply
there's a Predator drone looking for you, irangyp
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 21:46:25 · 5yNo. 107966reply
All middle easterners and africans in Europe should either be ejected or incinerated.

FinlandBernd2021-01-23 21:44:23 · 5yNo. 107965reply

GermanyGabenBernd2021-01-22 06:52:38 · 5yNo. 107859reply
Valve might release games again.
 
I hope they make a game that lets VR players play with/against non VR players.
That should be the next big thing in my opinion.
 
What are your hopes?
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Finland🇹🇩Bernd2021-01-22 16:14:24 · 5yNo. 107873reply
Well Portal was the first one. They made Portal 2 since then.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-22 16:15:57 · 5yNo. 107874reply
>What are your hopes?
Maybe, maybe not. They made Alyx lately so they could start working on more games. Or that could all be just PR talk so people stay interested in the company
 
 
Also, was Alyx any good?
GermanyBernd2021-01-22 17:43:28 · 5yNo. 107883reply
It was amazing. The fist time I got actual nightmares because of a movie/game.
 
The fucking headcrabs jumping at me make me panic like nothing else. They are so big!
 
But I exclusively use the teleport movement and walk around with my real body as much as possible.
People that use smooth locomotion are less immersed because it feels more like a game.
GermanyBernd2021-01-23 13:05:47 · 5yNo. 107941reply
> What are your hopes?
 
an new steam controller

United StatesArts and craftsBernd2021-01-19 14:03:11 · 5yNo. 107698reply
Any Bernds on here do arts or crafts? Lately I’ve been trying to get better at drawing and I’ve also picked up linocut printmaking. The latter was mainly because I like Dürer’s woodcuts and engravings (and Rembrandt’s etchings/drypoints). There are many problems with my draftsmanship and anatomy but I’m trying to improve. Soon I will order some figure drawing books.
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United StatesBernd2021-01-22 16:24:46 · 5yNo. 107877reply
Thanks Bernd. The map-like quality you mention might be from the techniques I’m using to show lighting (hatching and stippling).
United StatesBernd2021-01-22 16:28:25 · 5yNo. 107879reply
Nice going dude. I've been recently trying to improve my hatching skills, and damn, you're doing really well.
United StatesBernd2021-01-22 21:35:59 · 5yNo. 107905reply
I love this lithograph. Life arising from the depths of obscure matter, 1883. Odilon Redon. Fun fact: Louis Pasteur was a fan of this series, or at least he expressed his approval when he received them in the mail.
 
Thank you Bernd, I’m glad you liked the drawing. In the future I think I will do more studies of engravings (rather than studies from life or photos) in order to improve my hatching skills specifically.
United StatesBernd2021-01-23 06:45:58 · 5yNo. 107929reply
Saint George Standing, 1502. Albrecht Dürer. Love the reflection on his armor

GermanyBernd2021-01-22 17:36:01 · 5yNo. 107881reply
Today I landed on the twitch stream of an old school mate.
Totally by chance a channel I watched hosted him. At first I wasn't sure it was him but his real name is on his home page.
 
But what are the fucking chances. Of the tens of thousands of channels on twitch.
Like a true Bernd I didn't talk to him and left after a while.
 
What would you do? Lurking there would probably just make me depressed.
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RussiaBernd2021-01-22 19:16:35 · 5yNo. 107897reply
Most likely all my schools mates are upper low class people, who achieved nothing special in life, haven't become a charming person or at least gained some other kind of ordinary success. I guess I would have pretended that I'm on the same wave with them if I had met anyone. Would not call them out first if we met in one room tho.
GermanyBernd2021-01-22 19:18:28 · 5yNo. 107898reply
Once I meet a former school friend.
It was cringe as fuck because I asked her at the graduation party, if she want to be my gf.
RussiaBernd2021-01-22 19:30:22 · 5yNo. 107899reply
At least you didn't ask her to marry you.
GermanyBernd2021-01-22 20:55:53 · 5yNo. 107904reply
Natalia will never merry me.

FinlandThis just in!Bernd2021-01-22 18:42:23 · 5yNo. 107892reply
Finland closes it’s borders, basically only Finnish citizens allowed to move freely though not advised.
GermanyBernd2021-01-22 18:52:11 · 5yNo. 107893reply
>only Finnish citizens allowed to move freely though not advised.
 
isnt that always the case though?
RussiaBernd2021-01-22 18:53:46 · 5yNo. 107894reply
What? Again? Recently I've seen Russia allowed flights to Finlan and now that.

United StatesRussian womenBernd2021-01-21 20:49:02 · 5yNo. 107849reply
Saw this post on another imageboard and wanted to get Bernd’s opinion on the veracity of the claim:
 
“Never marry a Russian woman. They transform into home terrorist harpies the moment you put a ring on their finger. t. Ivan.“
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GermanyBernd2021-01-21 21:40:07 · 5yNo. 107852reply
Never marry a woman. They transform into home terrorist harpies the moment you put a ring on their finger. t. submissive heterofaggot
TurkeyBernd2021-01-22 10:39:10 · 5yNo. 107865reply
Is you want a submissive wkmen either grow some balls or convert to islam.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-22 16:18:19 · 5yNo. 107875reply
Depends on which country tbh
 
>Is you want a submissive wkmen either grow some balls or convert to islam.
 
[x] Doubt.jpg
RussiaBernd2021-01-22 18:13:14 · 5yNo. 107889reply
>Depends on which country tbh
Just tell me the name of a country that isn't majority muslims where women don't like that en masse.

GermanyChristmas Cards 2020Bernd2020-12-04 22:50:27 · 6yNo. 104905reply
A Bernd has asked me to create a thread here. I'm still doing polandball christmas cards, and if you'd like one, you can simply send an email to [email protected] and have one sent to you. I've also still got a few of the cards from previous years left over.
 
If you're sensible about your address, I can send it to a post office near you where you may pick it up. Requires your real name though. Unless you're German, then a password can be used.
 
Have a noice Christmas time! :3
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RussiaBernd2020-12-26 07:49:41 · 6yNo. 105494reply
what the cuck?!
ColombiaBernd2021-01-22 02:10:54 · 5yNo. 107858reply
OMG!
I just got the card. Is not christmas but I am really happy , it made my day.
Thankyou :'3
TurkeyBernd2021-01-22 10:37:04 · 5yNo. 107864reply
Great!
VenezuelaBernd2021-01-22 15:12:20 · 5yNo. 107868reply

FinlandBernd2021-01-10 18:40:26 · 5yNo. 106513reply
Not being able to kys is a great pain
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GermanyBernd2021-01-21 23:36:13 · 5yNo. 107855reply
From my observations, the more cliche phrases you throw a despair ridden person, the more cynical they become
GermanyBernd2021-01-22 09:44:27 · 5yNo. 107861reply
Don't know man, I was born almost blind and day by day I become sick and sicker despite being young.
It will be a miracle if I live more than 30 years.
FinlandBernd2021-01-22 10:02:24 · 5yNo. 107862reply
I don't think kyssing is wrong but I don't want to fug my family in such a way after everything they have been though already
RussiaBernd2021-01-22 10:06:03 · 5yNo. 107863reply
>I was born almost blind
That a valid point. I though you were from these who suffer of depression due to social pressure stress. Impressed you haven't kys'd yet.

FinlandBernd2021-01-20 17:29:46 · 5yNo. 107754reply
>Finnish advertisements
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FinlandBernd2021-01-21 17:46:56 · 5yNo. 107834reply
How did you have sex with them back then? I'm a late bloomer, was a complete "autist" in my early years.
 
Given that you see 30+ women as below you it seems you're either still young or manage well. So what do you do? Good job? Work out? Well-spoken? Naturally handsome?
RussiaBernd2021-01-21 18:10:49 · 5yNo. 107842reply
>How did you have sex with them back then?
Dunno, must be attractiveness. I've never loved any one of them, nor approached first. Actually, I was a sever loner. Hard to believe, but I wasn't getting out with other people till 16, and then, after 17 I stopped any interactions with people again for several years.
>So what do you do?
Charisma. And tenderness I guess. Everything you can do using only your language and expressions to summarize.
FinlandBernd2021-01-21 18:12:34 · 5yNo. 107843reply
You mean they always approached you? How/why? In what situations, were you out with friends?
RussiaBernd2021-01-21 19:08:50 · 5yNo. 107846reply
>You mean they always approached you?
Yep. Haven't approached a single one. Didn't tell anybody I love them as far as I remember or anything like that.
>How/why?
I don't know. I thought it's ordinary. Not all women are shy, and even if they're shy, they still can show interest and just be close to you and seek for your company. Not that hard to do.
>In what situations, were you out with friends?
In different situations. Sometimes when I was alone, for example, one woman asked if she can follow me on our way home after working day. Those from the teenage years were in common company, when I was in uni a girl just came with me to my house, I promised her I will help her studying, didn't know things will turn out the peculiar way. Once a girl told me she loves me on internet forum, she haven't seen me even once, then we had had some ldr, but we met each other several times.

FinlandBernd2021-01-21 13:20:05 · 5yNo. 107810reply
I fell asleep during a webcam lecture.
 
Thank god the camera was not on. I used to nod off in actual lecture halls in my first year and got a reputation as an oddball for it.
 
Has Bernd ever?
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RussiaBernd2021-01-21 17:08:00 · 5yNo. 107829reply
Good. I've heard some people go for a nap after they take a huge dump. You know, it's stressful and highly energy consuming for some.
United StatesBernd2021-01-21 18:03:58 · 5yNo. 107839reply
why am I surfing chans instead of doing work? fuck I want covid to end already.
FinlandBernd2021-01-21 18:14:19 · 5yNo. 107844reply
work is gay, chans and communicating with others are life.
FinlandBernd2021-01-21 18:39:12 · 5yNo. 107845reply
Yes lunch time is required by law, when the employer follows the law that is.
 
>so I dont refret a single nap
Good for you :D
 
I was confused and embarrassed after waking up in a almost empty lecture hall, people were snickering while walking past me. Grateful the lecturers felt pity and left me in peace.
 
VOI SAATANA EI TAAS :DDDD
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