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GermanyBernd2021-01-26 18:15:16 · 6yNo. 108169reply
Today someone called me who claimed to be from my health insurance.
It was from a mobile number and the number doesn't return any google results.
 
He was suspiciously nice and was looking for feedback about my experience with their service.
He was saying strange things like they want to have a more personal relationship with their customers. More "human" or something like that.
I was expecting a scam but he didn't ask for any facts about me.
But he said they would like to call more often in the future. Like 1-2 times a year.
 
He knew that I was insured with them since my 25. birthday, but that could be a guess, since students over 25 aren't covered by their parents health insurance anymore.
 
Very strange
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GermanyBernd2021-01-26 18:21:35 · 6yNo. 108171reply
No, they never called before. Could be a Corona idea by the insurance company or a strange long term scam and they want to gain my trust.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-26 19:58:29 · 6yNo. 108175reply
He's WFH (working from home) and forgot to hide his phone number.
 
t. knower
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 20:24:05 · 6yNo. 108176reply
That feel when only insurance workers do want to call your more often. And Mommy.
AustraliaBernd2021-01-26 21:17:11 · 6yNo. 108184reply
I think it should be pretty easy to verify if the company actually has this policy. Shoot them a quick email.

FinlandThis might be weird but...Bernd2021-01-26 12:26:01 · 6yNo. 108140reply
Do you see elaborate unrelated to the real world pictures when you close your eyes?
 
I used to get these as a kid in the classroom all the time, later in life at uni lectures too. Usually they come when trying to concentrate on something. Fortunately they are just weird and not disturbing. I wish I had the skills to paint or 3D model all of them, they are so detailed and imaginative, out of this world.
 
Do you see them too, Bernd?
 
And no, I never tried drugs or alcohol. From googling around these hallucinations seem typical for someone on LSD.
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RussiaBernd2021-01-26 13:55:16 · 6yNo. 108152reply
> think Rene Magritte
No, I don't see shit like that. It's fucking daydreaming.
FinlandBernd2021-01-26 16:32:36 · 6yNo. 108162reply
What do you see?
FinlandBernd2021-01-26 16:44:57 · 6yNo. 108163sagereply
your mom's cunt
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 17:33:18 · 6yNo. 108166reply
His >>108163 mother vagina. Everything I want to imagine

FinlandBernd2021-01-26 11:34:50 · 6yNo. 108139reply
So, when will the Christmas cap come off?
TurkeyBernd2021-01-26 16:12:34 · 6yNo. 108160reply
In February, is it wrong?
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 16:23:16 · 6yNo. 108161reply
Can we have another cap instead? A Bernd cap maybe?

GermanyBernd2021-01-24 22:43:18 · 6yNo. 108059reply
Yesterday and today I walked so much that my feet started bleeding.
r8
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GermanyBernd2021-01-25 00:33:53 · 6yNo. 108064reply
I hadn’t walked this much for a long time but I felt like walking and just did it.
GermanyBernd2021-01-25 11:59:15 · 6yNo. 108077reply
New ZealandBernd2021-01-26 00:46:14 · 6yNo. 108128reply
I walk barefoot. Problens weren't
GermanyBernd2021-01-26 12:36:18 · 6yNo. 108143reply
I have flat feet and need to have shoes with inlays in order not to fuck up my knees.

GermanyBernd2021-01-23 00:32:45 · 6yNo. 107908reply
Guees the country.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-25 03:47:50 · 6yNo. 108068reply
Easy one. Its the Fugglands, in the Fuggman Archipelago.
GermanyBernd2021-01-25 11:40:58 · 6yNo. 108076reply
nope
I'm not sure what do you mean.
KansasBernd2021-01-26 03:30:54 · 6yNo. 108132reply
Finland
GermanyBernd2021-01-26 10:23:22 · 6yNo. 108137reply
Nope.
 
Also its not a Island.

RussiaBernd2021-01-22 19:11:28 · 6yNo. 107896reply
Me at early 30s now. Just turned that month actually. Have never thought that will live that long.
So I have never had any plans on the rest of the life. I'm actually ok with that, just a little bit awkward.
 
Does Bernd have any plans on the next 3-5-10 years? Just curious.
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New ZealandBernd2021-01-26 00:41:12 · 6yNo. 108127reply
I see myself in prison, living as a hermit in the woods, dying during my travels or going back to uni to unfuck my life.
BrazilBernd2021-01-26 02:53:04 · 6yNo. 108131reply
I will be 34 yo and I had enough of Brazil, so, I will try have a new life in Portugal working at shitty jobs making only the bare minimum to survive.
I have no hope for tomorrow.
GermanyBernd2021-01-26 08:52:35 · 6yNo. 108135reply
plis explain
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 09:14:25 · 6yNo. 108136reply
Women engage to marriage for many reasons: to feel secure, to have kids with particular man, to have social status of a married woman, because of love, to lessen social pressure from relatives and society as an unmarried woman, because they were told it's right to do so. Those all are different reasons, women separate them, I just asked some women why they could marry someone, talked with a psychologist about that as well and that what I've got in response.
I wouldn't dare to think I definitely know why one or another woman decided to marry me.

GermanyIm BackBernd2021-01-25 18:31:43 · 6yNo. 108101reply
Wasnt on Krautchan.rip since i got a job in October. Im sorry Bernd but now im back.
 
Also fuck the Kohlchan.
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NetherlandsBernd2021-01-26 00:04:38 · 6yNo. 108121reply
Welcome back bernd
New ZealandBernd2021-01-26 00:38:33 · 6yNo. 108126reply
I've been wage slaving during the last three months and I've managed to stop smoking by switching to a vape and consume a substantially sickening amount of diarrhea inducing ice cream.
FinlandBernd2021-01-26 01:15:53 · 6yNo. 108129reply
You will never be Dutch, iranshit
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 07:17:18 · 6yNo. 108134reply
>switching to a vape
That's shit not less harmless than cigarettes.

United StatesFinnish cinemaBernd2021-01-23 20:20:59 · 6yNo. 107957reply
Bernd’s opinion on the movies of Finland?
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FinlandBernd2021-01-25 19:55:15 · 6yNo. 108110reply
cringe hostilitycuck
most of his movies are just tv-grade work but he is nevertheless a good director and screenwriter overall
FinlandBernd2021-01-25 22:18:51 · 6yNo. 108115reply
 
When will the Romanian Problem be solved?
AustraliaBernd2021-01-26 00:04:03 · 6yNo. 108120reply
I am trying to remember the title of a comedy film I saw set in Sweden where this man says a funny line about sauna culture.
FinlandBernd2021-01-26 01:16:46 · 6yNo. 108130sagereply
When you kill yourself

GermanyBernd2021-01-24 12:06:25 · 6yNo. 108009reply
Why do I love the idea of hording and collecting stuff so much?
The thought of having my own private library and a big walk in pantry makes me feel all fuzzy inside. Maybe even add a nice music corner, too.
 
Can Bernd relate? What is it that you collect or would like to collect?
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RussiaBernd2021-01-24 21:36:45 · 6yNo. 108049reply
Dump such an gf.
GermanyBernd2021-01-24 21:42:40 · 6yNo. 108051reply
I don't like hoarding and collecting. The thought of an ascetic and minimalist life is much more appealing to me.
RussiaBernd2021-01-25 13:03:11 · 6yNo. 108082reply
Already. I just can't forget her nagging after many years have passed.
Finland🇷🇴Bernd2021-01-25 15:04:14 · 6yNo. 108085reply
That looks nice in a hotel, as a place to live it would be retarded because you'd have nothing to read or do stuff with.

RussiaBernd2021-01-24 22:04:59 · 6yNo. 108054reply
I want REAL opinions on the facesitting experience
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FinlandBernd2021-01-25 06:13:30 · 6yNo. 108072reply
Whiteout on screen
SwedenBernd2021-01-25 08:03:22 · 6yNo. 108073reply
i want to be punched and slapped and spit on and have my faced drenched in rancid pussy juice
RussiaBernd2021-01-25 12:28:23 · 6yNo. 108078reply
How about some pissing action
RussiaBernd2021-01-25 12:49:49 · 6yNo. 108080reply
Can't understand why sitting on the face is something popular and memeable nowadays. People were sitting on the face long before current year and day.
I mean, every gf I've had since the beginning did that thing to me, it's not even questionable.

United StatesBernd2021-01-03 19:35:32 · 6yNo. 105977reply
Today I learned this alcoholic retard blew off two of his fingers with a grenade
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AustriaBernd2021-01-24 00:13:59 · 6yNo. 107996reply
>t. Realizes that I am sounding like the 'real communism hasn't been tried' people
And it is true. Communism was never tried. Soviet Union was socialist dictatorship. Communism is socialist anarchy.
RussiaBernd2021-01-24 09:28:41 · 6yNo. 108006reply
Nah, I though you were talking about real feeling of opportunity by real people living there at the time, but you're talking about something unreal and only possible in someone's mind, 'cause actual real life went in other direction.
Anyway, I was living at those days and all I remember about these obligations was that people were disappointed and didn't really want them. Can't recall anybody who felt opportunity at least before '95-97.
RussiaBernd2021-01-24 21:39:17 · 6yNo. 108050reply
Jesus all those wectern retards taking Putin for a real politican LMOA
AustriaBernd2021-01-24 23:06:53 · 6yNo. 108061reply
He is typical politician.
Also Yeltsin was shit SHIT!

RussiaBernd2021-01-23 23:29:04 · 6yNo. 107987reply
Jomon Japanese men are the hardcorest ones

EcuadorBernd2021-01-23 04:28:29 · 6yNo. 107925reply
Has anybody done one of these?
What were your results?
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DenmarkBernd2021-01-23 17:47:47 · 6yNo. 107949reply
afaik my ancestors are Danish, Norwegian and german
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 18:51:49 · 6yNo. 107951reply
My grandfather allegedly traced our lineage back 300 years, and it was all Finns. Those dumb peasant ethnic Finns bothered by Russian and Swedish overlords.
RussiaBernd2021-01-23 22:43:23 · 6yNo. 107972reply
>and it was all Finns
Wow, the day Finns establish something resembling the third Reich and notion of ausweiße, you'll become a very powerful person.
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 22:58:56 · 6yNo. 107979reply
Sure, when Hitler comes back from the dead. As a visual proof of the inbredness, my family line produces platinum blondes and redheads with potato noses.
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