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LatviaBernd2021-04-02 16:08:27 · 5yNo. 113187reply
I hate pedochan
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GermanyBernd2021-04-02 18:11:42 · 5yNo. 113192reply
Bärlauch in german
 
it grows in forests around this time when the trees are yet to have grown leaves
 
you can omly harvest it for a few days up to a week each year because once the plants get their blossoms, the taste of the leaves will disappear
 
2nd pic is a nice breakfast with bärlauch butter :3
 
its taste is comparable to garlic, but it is a bit milder and has something more "noble"
LatviaBernd2021-04-02 18:18:55 · 5yNo. 113193reply
 
Nice, there is not really any spring growth here as yet that I see.
 
I'm hoping that in a few weeks I can harvest some nettles, they make a good soup.
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 18:45:15 · 5yNo. 113195reply
Is that Calden?
SloveniaBernd2021-04-02 19:07:41 · 5yNo. 113197reply
today is Karfreitag, we're all busy bräying to our lord jebus :DDDDD

GermanyBernd2021-04-02 10:14:49 · 5yNo. 113177reply

BavariaBernd2021-03-28 17:23:27 · 5yNo. 112911reply
Eatenings against
 
Mother made some Chinese BBQ pork buns, epic.
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BavariaBernd2021-04-02 10:25:10 · 5yNo. 113179reply
Ate against
 
Crispy Asian duck, very soft,tender and moist in the insides, you won't get anything as good as this in any Western Asian restaurant.
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 10:49:02 · 5yNo. 113180reply
New ZealandBernd2021-04-02 11:39:13 · 5yNo. 113181reply
>very soft,tender and moist in the insides
It sounds like you're relating your sexual conquests with this roasted duck.
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 13:53:29 · 5yNo. 113185sagereply

GermanyBernd2021-04-01 17:53:03 · 5yNo. 113158reply
I just cooked and ate vegetarian sausages.
 
Ama.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-01 20:47:05 · 5yNo. 113168reply
Did you attempt to shove one up your ass?
t. Lars Eidinger
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 21:21:06 · 5yNo. 113169reply
Yeah, I did some reading and I came to the conclusion that there is no need to worry about it in terms of health and protein quality.
 
No. I put them into my mouth instead.
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 07:28:53 · 5yNo. 113175reply
Did they look like this?
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 10:19:04 · 5yNo. 113178reply
No, looked pretty much like on pic rel. (ignore cringy caption)

United StatesBernd2021-03-08 00:15:34 · 5yNo. 111606reply
I wish this board had more activity
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GermanyBernd2021-03-31 06:35:59 · 5yNo. 113099reply
This guy called me a Schizo twice already.
Everytime a german disagrees with him he cries that we should take our pills lmao.
TurkeyBernd2021-03-31 12:06:10 · 5yNo. 113108reply
FinlandBernd2021-03-31 18:46:26 · 5yNo. 113127reply
what do you mean
United StatesBernd2021-04-02 09:28:41 · 5yNo. 113176reply

New ZealandBernd2021-04-01 12:39:19 · 5yNo. 113155reply
It's likely these savages will never know the grace of democracy.
United StatesBernd2021-04-01 19:33:28 · 5yNo. 113161reply
Every district is a federal district
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 20:22:21 · 5yNo. 113166reply

GermanyBernd2021-03-21 16:33:18 · 5yNo. 112430reply
My Ikea Markus is EOL, so I plan to spend ~800€ on a Wilkhahn AT for comfortable home officing and general lurking.
 
R8 plan
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GermanyBernd2021-03-22 19:54:02 · 5yNo. 112503reply
A head rest is nice, but can your so-called "Ergo" Chair do this?
(I really wish they had one with a headrest for less than 1000€, though...)
GermanyBernd2021-03-22 22:39:22 · 5yNo. 112509reply
I'm sitting on similar chair. I prefer just a flat hard surface for my butt.
GermanyBernd2021-03-27 19:11:10 · 5yNo. 112827reply
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 18:38:40 · 5yNo. 113160reply

GermanyBernd2021-04-01 07:38:46 · 5yNo. 113145reply
BO did you change the design a little bit? I have now the white edging, but only in Classic Layout. See second pic how it was.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:48:49 · 5yNo. 113151reply
Check second pic in other layouts I don't have these fat white stripes.
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-01 08:50:04 · 5yNo. 113152reply
Add an atmospheric CO2 ppm widget somewhere already
TurkeyBernd2021-04-01 11:27:56 · 5yNo. 113154reply
i mean fat stripes is pre-patch, but the patch itself was long time ago
its coming up next patch
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 13:23:30 · 5yNo. 113156reply
the white stripes are since today and only in classic layout.

GermanyBernd2021-03-30 21:49:46 · 5yNo. 113069reply
Tomorrow I'll go on another date.
 
I don't know how many I went on this year, but roughly one per week. If it doesn't go well, it will be the last one for a while, though. (I uninstalled Tinder and Bumble. I didn't get many interesting matches anymore and it just felt cringe to have a carefully curated profile trying to appeal to someone and everyone who sees it is trash anyway.)
 
I have a good feeling about this, however. Nerdy polyamorous girl I already talked about Tolkien and Warhammer with.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:08:38 · 5yNo. 113146reply
>bragging about university education in 2021
I have a bachelor's too!
 
t. BA English literature
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:14:32 · 5yNo. 113147reply
Again, I'm not bragging. You and me probably have more in common than I have with an engineer or a finance person, then.
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:32:33 · 5yNo. 113149reply
Do you really believe in these tests?
 
Like, I also had to do ans test once and it had multiple fields, in most I scored 120-130, in numbers 130+ and german language knowledge I was only slightly better than average.
 
I find this hard to believe.
I know that I am smarter than the average but I don't feel like some Einstein at all, more like 5 points above average at max.
 
I also know many languages including latin but I'm doing ans Ausbildung for Fachinformatiker lemao.
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:36:10 · 5yNo. 113150reply
Not really but that doesn't really matter for the topic at hand.

GermanyBernd2021-03-31 14:50:53 · 5yNo. 113117reply
At German Bernds what can go wrong when i torrenting through free WiFi?
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GermanyBernd2021-03-31 16:25:43 · 5yNo. 113125reply
How would they even know my name when its without Registration?
GermanyBernd2021-03-31 19:13:10 · 5yNo. 113129reply
GermanyBernd2021-03-31 19:30:37 · 5yNo. 113130reply
isn't it usless without Registration at the Wlan Hotspot provider?
GermanyBernd2021-03-31 20:20:41 · 5yNo. 113131reply
I guess so.
t. not an expert

New ZealandWoesBernd2021-03-30 05:50:59 · 5yNo. 113009reply
I was sitting in downtown, minding my own, when a rogue homosexual approached me. He firstly apologized regarding his friend's attempts to say hello to me, then in a very submissive body language that showed he had took great effort to talk to me, asked me if I wanted to hang out shortly after explaining I'm a very attractive man he's been noticing in town for quite some time.
I granted him my thanks and told him a good no, but there still dwells an uneasiness in me about the duo.
First, the older homosexual approached me in this fine library to discuss his avarice and if I would be interested in partaking in a session after hours. I told him no as you already knew but this occurred several months ago. Since then I've caught the culprit sneaking around the library as I've either been shitposting or reading.
Now I do question their motives. Clearly they want to bugger but it goes deeper than that and I fear what other filth they'll get up to as I'm mindlessly enjoying my time off.
 
I also bested my previous 100 cheese stack in Tetris by twenty seconds, making my record a clean 08:04:00, which is warming after the endless practice and my inability to t spin.
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SloveniaBernd2021-03-30 18:07:30 · 5yNo. 113050reply
Reminds me of an encounter I had a couple years ago here, downtown.
I was waiting for ans gorl's to go on date, and I was wearing beige shorts, leather belt, olive green short sleeve shirt, and brown suede shoes and hat (well, hat is imitation, only shoes are real suede). Additional info: it was during summer so I also had RayBan sunglasses (the round model), was very tanned (I look refugee tier during summer), and short-ish haircut (I have puffy wavy hair).
She was delayed due to extra assignments at her uni, so I had half an hour time to wait. No problem, I bought me an icecream and sit myself under the statue at the main square.
 
Then one high schooler who looked nervous approached me after about 5 mins of him also looking like he's waiting for someone. He greeted me in English (okay?), so I talked in English back. Turns out he thought I was a tourist (told me I look Australian, I mean I do shitpost like one, joj).
So he was asking whom I'm waiting, and I was at first avoiding it. Then I noticed, he probably thinks I'm out cruising for booty (well, I was, but I had my target set already).
As soon as I mentioned I'm waiting for a gorl to show up, he dropped all interest and soon left. Guess he was disappointed that I wasn't interested in plundering his butthole.
GermanyBernd2021-03-30 18:29:54 · 5yNo. 113051reply
Indeed, you do look like a faggot.
New ZealandBernd2021-03-30 18:30:02 · 5yNo. 113052reply
No fuggings will be had, my voyeuristic poofter.
FinlandBernd2021-03-31 01:36:47 · 5yNo. 113093reply
 
... Yet!

NetherlandsHourly shitpostBernd2021-03-29 23:27:04 · 5yNo. 112996reply
Should all Dutch IPs get banned?
 
Y/N
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SloveniaBernd2021-03-30 22:15:59 · 5yNo. 113079reply
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New ZealandBernd2021-03-30 13:47:25 · 5yNo. 113025reply
It feels bad I'll never be able to see Frank Zappa live in concert.
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NetherlandsBernd2021-03-30 19:34:28 · 5yNo. 113060reply
Stop shitting over our threads virgin fuck. Go back to wizardchan.
New ZealandBernd2021-03-30 19:38:23 · 5yNo. 113061reply
Bottom detected. Be a doll and open your hole to your German husband.
NetherlandsBernd2021-03-30 19:54:26 · 5yNo. 113063reply
Okay, I accept. German boy, come over here.
GermanyBernd2021-03-30 21:36:22 · 5yNo. 113068reply
Post your boipuccy and maybe i come over.

GermanyThe therapist and me #2Bernd2021-03-27 20:22:28 · 5yNo. 112834reply
Although the thread is still available in the catalog I couldn't reply to it since "thread sunk too deep". Sad and also why?
 
I attached the other thread text-only and for better understanding (mostly the outfit cleavage episode) the pictured version for the Bernds who are new to my blog.
 
Hier wir gehen:
So even though I've seen her for months now we've never talked about sexuality, because it doesn't play a role in my life other than masturbating sometimes, I don't deem it important, haven't brought it up and she never asked.
So last time I was talking about my dull, sober life I don't really enjoy (see the other thread about drug consumption) and gave thought about "why not start with substance x y z again in a controlled and sensible way?" and then she interrupted me, starting with "my I ask you a really intimate question?" I said sure, if I don't like the question I will just not answer.
Then she went on with "what role does sexuality play in your life?" and I was like "uhm? I don't see anyone or anything like that. So it doesn't really" (she knows that I live a hermit life) and then she continued with "what about masturbation? Do you masturbate?" And I said yeah, sure sometimes. But why do you ask?
 
While saying that I noticed how I got a little bit aroused and felt a small sensation in my penis, expecting a bulge I looked into my crotch for a moment (just a small bulge, barely noticeable for me) and might have also moved my arms so that I protected my crotch from her lustful glances (I mostly look on the floor when talking, because her eye contact confuses me occasionally, so I don't actually know if she looked at my crotch. But she probably noticed my behavior)
 
She replied something like "for some people that's some kind of important source of intensity in their life" or something like that.
And then I said I have more important issues (than _trying_ to get laid right now). Would you recommend me installing tinder or what? (As if doing that is not another great way for possible increasing depressiveness, right?)
I might have reacted a little bit butthurt, I'm not even totally sure why.
 
I just saw the possibility that she will annoy me by recommending magic tricks a la "just have sex!" in the future. Acting like having sex is just installing tinder and having a vagina - with her female bias and perspective and such. So if she recognized my butthurtness she will refrain from doing that?
 
Did she violate my boundaries by asking about me masturbating? Is this the continuing slippery slope of sexual transgression and boundary violations I'm seeing of her (and probably hoping for, wishfully thinking)?
What's her plan? What's next?
 
Also: we started reading the book a few weeks ago and continue doing so. Every session we talk about the stuff we read, but just for some minutes, usually extending the 50 minute sessions for some more minutes. 2 or three sessions ago she told me she really likes talking with me about the book. I like it too.
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New ZealandBernd2021-03-30 03:31:38 · 5yNo. 113007sagereply
tl;dr
GermanyBernd2021-03-30 18:39:21 · 5yNo. 113056reply
Bump. I wanna talk about my feels. CBT or shrink Milf - I'm fine with either
NetherlandsBernd2021-03-30 19:53:46 · 5yNo. 113062reply
I am too bored to honestly read all that shit by you. Can you write your shit in like 3 lines? I will try to answer seriously.
New ZealandBernd2021-03-30 19:55:19 · 5yNo. 113064reply
Make it one sentence.
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