Just had to show my ID at Lidl when trying to purchase 3 non-alcoholic beers.

 

t. 30yo

kc is kill

I met a woman from tinder and if she didn't have horse teeth and a gum smile I might really like her so I feel kind of bad about it all. But then, would she ever have looked at me, if she didn't have such a flawed upper jaw? And why is life so sad?

Kohl refugee threda.

 

Rib in pieces nu-kc.

I can't take this lockdown anymore.

For one entire year I did not mind it at all, but siddenly I feel so lonely every day.

 

Around me there are many people in happy relationships, only I am alone.

 

feelsbadman

Where are da burger? :DDDD

If I could choose a superpower, I think I would unironically choose the power to see the faces of posters attached to every post on imageboards.

 

It must be the most hilarious thing ever to see what retard is hiding behind each post.

 

 

 

What about you, Bernd?

 

 

sad!

I keep relapsing into my imageboard addiction, thus stagnating and retarding my self improvement even more.

I hate this shit but it's the easiest way to pass the time between shifts.

https://www.qcovid.org/Calculation

 

How likely are you to die of Covid?

 

Me: 0.0004% (1 in 250000).

Night three with a mysterious humming sound in my apartment.

 

The lady who is in charge of my commieblock can’t be reached by email until two days. I’m thinking about writing my landlady, although it’s not so bad. Yesterday I measured the decibel with some shitty app. With the humming sound it was up to 30db, without 10-20. I usually listen to some podcast going to sleep and my fridge is even louder. My neighbour is closer to the hum and it wakes her up. She also said she thinks it’s getting louder.

Uber alles

The average person farts 10-20 times a day. I almost never fart. Maybe once a day although many days I don't fart at all, unless I do it in my sleep. How weird is that?

Do bernd like webm threads?