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New ZealandBernd2021-04-03 10:28:52 · 5yNo. 113211reply
I improvised this mess on a rubbish guitar a few weeks ago.
GermanyBernd2021-04-03 10:45:13 · 5yNo. 113212reply

GermanyBernd2021-04-02 23:56:57 · 5yNo. 113204reply
Anyone here into playing Oblivion and Skyrim?
 
I haven't really played any games since then and only have an old gaming pc I built for Oblivion back in the day. I'm thinking about getting it out again to play Skyrim with mods and this mode where you need to eat and sleep and stuff. I have pretty much played everything of vanilla Skyrim but maybe with the Creation Club and additional mods it will be a new experience again. With Oblivion I never actually finished the Dark Brotherhood or Fighters' Guild questlines and I'm thinking about doing that.
 
Another thing that might be fun is weird roleplaying like a cannibal werewolf Bosmer or giving myself a challenge like only using magic skills.
 
Thoughts?
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 23:57:37 · 5yNo. 113205reply

LatviaBernd2021-04-02 16:08:27 · 5yNo. 113187reply
I hate pedochan
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GermanyBernd2021-04-02 18:11:42 · 5yNo. 113192reply
Bärlauch in german
 
it grows in forests around this time when the trees are yet to have grown leaves
 
you can omly harvest it for a few days up to a week each year because once the plants get their blossoms, the taste of the leaves will disappear
 
2nd pic is a nice breakfast with bärlauch butter :3
 
its taste is comparable to garlic, but it is a bit milder and has something more "noble"
LatviaBernd2021-04-02 18:18:55 · 5yNo. 113193reply
 
Nice, there is not really any spring growth here as yet that I see.
 
I'm hoping that in a few weeks I can harvest some nettles, they make a good soup.
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 18:45:15 · 5yNo. 113195reply
Is that Calden?
SloveniaBernd2021-04-02 19:07:41 · 5yNo. 113197reply
today is Karfreitag, we're all busy bräying to our lord jebus :DDDDD

GermanyBernd2021-04-02 10:14:49 · 5yNo. 113177reply

BavariaBernd2021-03-28 17:23:27 · 5yNo. 112911reply
Eatenings against
 
Mother made some Chinese BBQ pork buns, epic.
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BavariaBernd2021-04-02 10:25:10 · 5yNo. 113179reply
Ate against
 
Crispy Asian duck, very soft,tender and moist in the insides, you won't get anything as good as this in any Western Asian restaurant.
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 10:49:02 · 5yNo. 113180reply
New ZealandBernd2021-04-02 11:39:13 · 5yNo. 113181reply
>very soft,tender and moist in the insides
It sounds like you're relating your sexual conquests with this roasted duck.
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 13:53:29 · 5yNo. 113185sagereply

GermanyBernd2021-04-01 17:53:03 · 5yNo. 113158reply
I just cooked and ate vegetarian sausages.
 
Ama.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-01 20:47:05 · 5yNo. 113168reply
Did you attempt to shove one up your ass?
t. Lars Eidinger
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 21:21:06 · 5yNo. 113169reply
Yeah, I did some reading and I came to the conclusion that there is no need to worry about it in terms of health and protein quality.
 
No. I put them into my mouth instead.
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 07:28:53 · 5yNo. 113175reply
Did they look like this?
GermanyBernd2021-04-02 10:19:04 · 5yNo. 113178reply
No, looked pretty much like on pic rel. (ignore cringy caption)

United StatesBernd2021-03-08 00:15:34 · 5yNo. 111606reply
I wish this board had more activity
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GermanyBernd2021-03-31 06:35:59 · 5yNo. 113099reply
This guy called me a Schizo twice already.
Everytime a german disagrees with him he cries that we should take our pills lmao.
TurkeyBernd2021-03-31 12:06:10 · 5yNo. 113108reply
FinlandBernd2021-03-31 18:46:26 · 5yNo. 113127reply
what do you mean
United StatesBernd2021-04-02 09:28:41 · 5yNo. 113176reply

New ZealandBernd2021-04-01 12:39:19 · 5yNo. 113155reply
It's likely these savages will never know the grace of democracy.
United StatesBernd2021-04-01 19:33:28 · 5yNo. 113161reply
Every district is a federal district
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 20:22:21 · 5yNo. 113166reply

GermanyBernd2021-03-21 16:33:18 · 5yNo. 112430reply
My Ikea Markus is EOL, so I plan to spend ~800€ on a Wilkhahn AT for comfortable home officing and general lurking.
 
R8 plan
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GermanyBernd2021-03-22 19:54:02 · 5yNo. 112503reply
A head rest is nice, but can your so-called "Ergo" Chair do this?
(I really wish they had one with a headrest for less than 1000€, though...)
GermanyBernd2021-03-22 22:39:22 · 5yNo. 112509reply
I'm sitting on similar chair. I prefer just a flat hard surface for my butt.
GermanyBernd2021-03-27 19:11:10 · 5yNo. 112827reply
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 18:38:40 · 5yNo. 113160reply

GermanyBernd2021-04-01 07:38:46 · 5yNo. 113145reply
BO did you change the design a little bit? I have now the white edging, but only in Classic Layout. See second pic how it was.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:48:49 · 5yNo. 113151reply
Check second pic in other layouts I don't have these fat white stripes.
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-01 08:50:04 · 5yNo. 113152reply
Add an atmospheric CO2 ppm widget somewhere already
TurkeyBernd2021-04-01 11:27:56 · 5yNo. 113154reply
i mean fat stripes is pre-patch, but the patch itself was long time ago
its coming up next patch
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 13:23:30 · 5yNo. 113156reply
the white stripes are since today and only in classic layout.

GermanyBernd2021-03-30 21:49:46 · 5yNo. 113069reply
Tomorrow I'll go on another date.
 
I don't know how many I went on this year, but roughly one per week. If it doesn't go well, it will be the last one for a while, though. (I uninstalled Tinder and Bumble. I didn't get many interesting matches anymore and it just felt cringe to have a carefully curated profile trying to appeal to someone and everyone who sees it is trash anyway.)
 
I have a good feeling about this, however. Nerdy polyamorous girl I already talked about Tolkien and Warhammer with.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:08:38 · 5yNo. 113146reply
>bragging about university education in 2021
I have a bachelor's too!
 
t. BA English literature
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:14:32 · 5yNo. 113147reply
Again, I'm not bragging. You and me probably have more in common than I have with an engineer or a finance person, then.
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:32:33 · 5yNo. 113149reply
Do you really believe in these tests?
 
Like, I also had to do ans test once and it had multiple fields, in most I scored 120-130, in numbers 130+ and german language knowledge I was only slightly better than average.
 
I find this hard to believe.
I know that I am smarter than the average but I don't feel like some Einstein at all, more like 5 points above average at max.
 
I also know many languages including latin but I'm doing ans Ausbildung for Fachinformatiker lemao.
GermanyBernd2021-04-01 08:36:10 · 5yNo. 113150reply
Not really but that doesn't really matter for the topic at hand.

GermanyBernd2021-03-31 14:50:53 · 5yNo. 113117reply
At German Bernds what can go wrong when i torrenting through free WiFi?
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GermanyBernd2021-03-31 16:25:43 · 5yNo. 113125reply
How would they even know my name when its without Registration?
GermanyBernd2021-03-31 19:13:10 · 5yNo. 113129reply
GermanyBernd2021-03-31 19:30:37 · 5yNo. 113130reply
isn't it usless without Registration at the Wlan Hotspot provider?
GermanyBernd2021-03-31 20:20:41 · 5yNo. 113131reply
I guess so.
t. not an expert

New ZealandWoesBernd2021-03-30 05:50:59 · 5yNo. 113009reply
I was sitting in downtown, minding my own, when a rogue homosexual approached me. He firstly apologized regarding his friend's attempts to say hello to me, then in a very submissive body language that showed he had took great effort to talk to me, asked me if I wanted to hang out shortly after explaining I'm a very attractive man he's been noticing in town for quite some time.
I granted him my thanks and told him a good no, but there still dwells an uneasiness in me about the duo.
First, the older homosexual approached me in this fine library to discuss his avarice and if I would be interested in partaking in a session after hours. I told him no as you already knew but this occurred several months ago. Since then I've caught the culprit sneaking around the library as I've either been shitposting or reading.
Now I do question their motives. Clearly they want to bugger but it goes deeper than that and I fear what other filth they'll get up to as I'm mindlessly enjoying my time off.
 
I also bested my previous 100 cheese stack in Tetris by twenty seconds, making my record a clean 08:04:00, which is warming after the endless practice and my inability to t spin.
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SloveniaBernd2021-03-30 18:07:30 · 5yNo. 113050reply
Reminds me of an encounter I had a couple years ago here, downtown.
I was waiting for ans gorl's to go on date, and I was wearing beige shorts, leather belt, olive green short sleeve shirt, and brown suede shoes and hat (well, hat is imitation, only shoes are real suede). Additional info: it was during summer so I also had RayBan sunglasses (the round model), was very tanned (I look refugee tier during summer), and short-ish haircut (I have puffy wavy hair).
She was delayed due to extra assignments at her uni, so I had half an hour time to wait. No problem, I bought me an icecream and sit myself under the statue at the main square.
 
Then one high schooler who looked nervous approached me after about 5 mins of him also looking like he's waiting for someone. He greeted me in English (okay?), so I talked in English back. Turns out he thought I was a tourist (told me I look Australian, I mean I do shitpost like one, joj).
So he was asking whom I'm waiting, and I was at first avoiding it. Then I noticed, he probably thinks I'm out cruising for booty (well, I was, but I had my target set already).
As soon as I mentioned I'm waiting for a gorl to show up, he dropped all interest and soon left. Guess he was disappointed that I wasn't interested in plundering his butthole.
GermanyBernd2021-03-30 18:29:54 · 5yNo. 113051reply
Indeed, you do look like a faggot.
New ZealandBernd2021-03-30 18:30:02 · 5yNo. 113052reply
No fuggings will be had, my voyeuristic poofter.
FinlandBernd2021-03-31 01:36:47 · 5yNo. 113093reply
 
... Yet!

NetherlandsHourly shitpostBernd2021-03-29 23:27:04 · 5yNo. 112996reply
Should all Dutch IPs get banned?
 
Y/N
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SloveniaBernd2021-03-30 22:15:59 · 5yNo. 113079reply
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GermanyBernd2021-03-30 22:21:12 · 5yNo. 113083reply
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GermanyBernd2021-03-30 22:21:19 · 5yNo. 113084reply
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SloveniaBernd2021-03-30 22:45:24 · 5yNo. 113090reply
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