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NetherlandsBernd2021-06-23 20:42:43 · 5yNo. 116504reply
How many engineers/other scientists/programmers/controllers/whatever work lively to sent a rocket with humans to space? It takes only one to snap it and fuck up the calculations or code. Sign the petition so it gets known and someone finally snaps and be based among us.
AustriaBernd2021-06-24 17:18:19 · 5yNo. 116536reply
Na, let Based Bezos get his dream and I continue to invest in his stock that grinds the soul essence out of keins.

GermanyBernd2021-06-23 16:35:37 · 5yNo. 116489reply
Does Bernd remember the first time he found porn on the internet?
 
I just had a flashback to my first time. I felt so exited even tho it was the most boring shit.
I don't know if I was just stupid or if it was actually really hard to find porn in the past. These days you can literally look it up on google.
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SloveniaBernd2021-06-23 22:09:17 · 5yNo. 116508reply
nah I started with discovery channel vids
New ZealandBernd2021-06-24 12:24:39 · 5yNo. 116524reply
I used to stay up on Fridays and Saturdays to catch a glimpse of shows with a sexually informative nature. The discovery channel had an excellent program called the Sex Files, promoting healthy sexual intercourse and displayed round, porcelain breasts and sometimes some bush.
FinlandBernd2021-06-24 15:28:16 · 5yNo. 116528reply
I have never watched porn
AustriaBernd2021-06-24 17:15:11 · 5yNo. 116535reply
Yes, AFAR it was some Austrian weekly newspaper news.at.
Sadly, the erotica section which was very common to newspapers back then is long gone, I'd love to rub one down on some of my first online faps, but those pics are probably lost in the endless depths of the immaterium...

GermanyBernd2021-06-21 18:05:24 · 5yNo. 116398reply
I want to buy the Stalker 2 ultimate edition. It costs $330 How stupid am I?
 
If that backpack is usable and the statue and artifact thing are good quality I am gonna do it.
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BrazilBernd2021-06-22 15:17:06 · 5yNo. 116447reply
Only for hugely inflated prices
NorwayBernd2021-06-23 07:30:22 · 5yNo. 116473reply
You get what you pay for. So brazilian ps5s are even better! :^)
TurkeyBernd2021-06-23 18:57:20 · 5yNo. 116500reply
Why not buy a quality military backpack with that price?
AustriaBernd2021-06-24 04:46:11 · 5yNo. 116516reply
Haven't you learned from the F76 special edition?
You'll get a ton of shitty China crap and a physical game that needs its full size as day 1 patch anyway, also it will be a buggy mess and you still will have to pay for future DLC.
Wait until you get the full package heavily discounted and fixed in a few years after release, then you can also check if the game is actually worth a damn and not Generic Modern Shooter: Ukraine Edition.

Germanyfucked uppenings fadenBernd2021-06-19 04:02:06 · 5yNo. 116216reply
Hi Bernd, I just fucked up.
 
I dropped some acid and broke up with gf.
 
Now all there is in my head is the 3 letters: W H Y
 
W H Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y YY am i doing all this
 
why get up, why shower, why dress, why work, why function
 
what is the reason i even open tbis shitboard to talk you
 
I don't want, I don't know what I want, life itself is fun but i fail to see the greater good behind all this
 
 
I just want to be able to fall asleep already.
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MalaysiaBernd2021-06-20 06:39:44 · 5yNo. 116316reply
You can be my sugar provider. I'll give you purpose of life. Would you take the chance or you wouldn't, it's up to you
GermanyBernd2021-06-22 22:25:38 · 5yNo. 116459reply
Nein._.
 
I think I will do that, I can't sleep at all because I miss talking to her.
I think I will write her a letter since I am blocked pretty much everywhere and ahe lives in another town... appearing in front of her house would be creepy.
FinlandBernd2021-06-23 20:07:28 · 5yNo. 116501reply
 
ur eye looks like a bagina
BavariaBernd2021-06-23 20:12:45 · 5yNo. 116503reply
fug, now that you mention it

GreeceOne pic IWOBernd2021-06-20 14:34:00 · 5yNo. 116351reply
Random summer ski shit I found while biking south east of Utrecht
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NetherlandsBernd2021-06-23 15:14:56 · 5yNo. 116487reply
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-23 15:15:11 · 5yNo. 116488reply
BavariaWORRY NOTBernd2021-06-23 17:52:43 · 5yNo. 116495reply
You can always microwave yourself to get rid if your inner chipset bro.
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-23 18:30:41 · 5yNo. 116498reply
I guess that actually works but only once

GermanyFavourite Game MemeBernd2021-06-21 11:47:58 · 5yNo. 116387reply
make and post yours
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GermanyBernd2021-06-23 02:17:26 · 5yNo. 116467reply
Why do you hate bloons TD?
FinlandBernd2021-06-23 02:52:29 · 5yNo. 116470reply
Only the latest three installments. The first games showed great promise for a fun little spin-off series, but it quickly turned into a mobage catering cashgrab grindfest filled with microtransactions. The disappointment was immense.
 
I still play the originals every now and then because they provide great fun, and I seethe every time I see big YouTubers or kids hyping 4-6.
NorwayBernd2021-06-23 07:13:49 · 5yNo. 116471reply
Cool, it looks interesting
GermanyBernd2021-06-23 18:02:23 · 5yNo. 116496reply

United StatesBernd2021-06-23 11:59:06 · 5yNo. 116476reply
Me this morning
Germanybernd tutorialBernd2021-06-23 12:10:24 · 5yNo. 116477reply
Steps for good sleep:
21:00 First cup of valerian tea, then shitpost until 22:00
22:00 Second cup of valerian tea, then get ready, brush your teeth, poop, etc.
22:30 go to bed and put away your phone before 23:00, ideally don't even touch it
...
06:30 wake up, read some pages of your book under your pillow and leave bed whenever it is needed
 
repeat
FinlandBernd2021-06-23 12:12:35 · 5yNo. 116478reply
dont you wake up during the night needing to piss when you do thus
GermanyBernd2021-06-23 12:14:03 · 5yNo. 116480reply
oh yes I forgot to write: before going to bed I always go to pee again
GermanyBernd2021-06-23 17:18:01 · 5yNo. 116492reply
>22:30 go to bed and put away your phone before 23:00
>06:30 wake up
yeah... sure...

GermanyI lost my Job/trouble threadBernd2021-06-16 22:29:45 · 5yNo. 115977reply
Hello Bernd, last friday i was told by my boss he has to let me go. I called in sick to often while being in probationary period.
I was 8 months without work due to the Corona panic last year, and now i had a job for half a year and i am again unemployed. Now i have to take care of my unemployment benefits at the wörk agency and try to get a new job.
 
This shit sucks. Even if i get a new Job quickly, i have to learn new things again, have to get to know my colleagues again. Be the new guy again. My stomach hurts just thinking about it....
 
And whats up with you Bernd? Tell us about your troubles.
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New ZealandBernd2021-06-19 15:04:20 · 5yNo. 116279reply
Yeah it sounds alright and even provides me the opportunity to scout out good locations to plant some weed.
The good aspect is the competitive solo work that I excel at. Working in groups often tends to stress me out because people are incompetent and can't be guided properly without usurping into the managerial hierarchy. I don't mind the bullying, as I had to many times in the slaughterhouse job but its ultimately a waste of time and I end up doing more work than others, which pisses me off and burns me out faster.The money could be good. I see myself doing +200 a day in an eight hour shift and getting a workout in nature.
MalaysiaBernd2021-06-20 06:49:47 · 5yNo. 116319reply
I just quit my job from menial wagie because it's so tiresome dealing with people. I'm more of like NZ Bernd tbh.
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-21 01:28:17 · 5yNo. 116379reply
I sent for three internships/master thesis during the weekend. Honestly the one I am really looking forward to is at Karlsruhe institute of technology. Anyways, applying even for internships is full of anxiety.
TurkeyBernd2021-06-23 12:54:10 · 5yNo. 116481reply
i feel sleepy and tired all the time. also I'm suffernig from dry eyes. using artificial tears every second hour is not ebin.

United Statesold ladiesBernd2021-06-22 02:22:19 · 5yNo. 116425reply
why am I attracted to 40-70 yo women
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NorwayBernd2021-06-22 07:18:20 · 5yNo. 116430reply
Pseudonecrophilia maybe. He might want to be their last sexual partner before they die.
GermanyBernd2021-06-22 07:34:11 · 5yNo. 116431reply
I can understand 40, maaaybe 50.
But above that? Eww.
New ZealandBernd2021-06-22 12:35:54 · 5yNo. 116441reply
I've met some fine looking broads above the age of 50. They're out there that's all I know and some are lonely.
ItalyBernd2021-06-23 01:10:52 · 5yNo. 116466reply

New ZealandBernd2021-06-20 05:33:05 · 5yNo. 116310reply
When I was badgering my hostel manager about my mail, she told me there was a stabbing yesterday morning and then said if I had gone to that night club I'd be the nightclub queen.
Many such cases.
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New ZealandBernd2021-06-20 13:03:40 · 5yNo. 116340reply
No she made a jab at my sexuality. It seems that everyone I encounter likes to question my sexuality, though, I prefer to remain vague about my attraction to females, it may seem I have only myself to blame, but these damnable looks betray me as everyone expects me to be some pussy slayer.
The joke is about an American murderer famous through an exposé about his deceptive acting with the media and his subsequent interview with investigators.
Thanks to that fucking fish deciding to walk on land, now I have to pay taxes.
ItalyBernd2021-06-20 18:35:22 · 5yNo. 116362reply
>you will never live the cozy life of a dicynodont therapsid in the post-apocalyptic Triassic
GermanyBernd2021-06-22 18:45:53 · 5yNo. 116454reply
ItalyBernd2021-06-22 21:30:43 · 5yNo. 116458reply
>late Triassic
 
that was hell: fuckin' mammals and dinosaurs appeared!
 
in the early Triassic there were no large predators
the earth was depopulated and cozy

SwedenBernd2021-06-22 08:03:05 · 5yNo. 116435reply
41 days vacation starts tomorrow.
 
What should I do?
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New ZealandBernd2021-06-22 12:37:11 · 5yNo. 116442reply
I've been unemployed nearly two weeks now and all I do is waste my time on image boards and maybe an hour a day playing guitar.
All in vain. I don't even need to work, I just need to feel a sense of doing something.
SloveniaBernd2021-06-22 12:53:49 · 5yNo. 116443reply
drinkening's
FinlandBernd2021-06-22 17:10:48 · 5yNo. 116451reply
 
Maximize the amount of time you spend with other people and minimize the amount of time you spend on the internet having serious discussions. You will have all winter for that.
BrazilBernd2021-06-22 18:09:04 · 5yNo. 116453reply
Exercise, hikes in nature trails, learn something
 
 
But in your place I'd probably do none of that and would instead overdrink and be bored all day

SloveniaBernd2021-06-20 21:11:55 · 5yNo. 116370reply
I don't want to go wörkings tomorrow's
GermanyBernd2021-06-20 22:35:06 · 5yNo. 116374reply
since when do you work
SloveniaBernd2021-06-20 23:14:15 · 5yNo. 116375reply
Since always?
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-20 23:50:19 · 5yNo. 116377reply
Work hard and you are going to be rewarded.
GermanyBernd2021-06-21 20:45:22 · 5yNo. 116420reply
I don't want to stay at home and do home öfficings tomorrow.

GermanyBernd2021-06-21 09:20:43 · 5yNo. 116383reply
Daily reminder that you don't need to train to get a sixpack.
Everyone has a sixpack, there is just a layer of fat above.
Staying instead of sitting while working on the PC or shitposting on imageboards is enough to get a sixpack.
NorwayBernd2021-06-21 09:31:11 · 5yNo. 116384reply
That's right. The sixpack was on the inside all along.
New ZealandBernd2021-06-21 10:46:26 · 5yNo. 116385reply
I used to go to the shop for a sixpack.
SloveniaBernd2021-06-21 14:15:57 · 5yNo. 116390reply
if sixpack isn't visible through fat it doesn't count

United StatesBernd2021-06-20 06:15:33 · 5yNo. 116312reply
Shart
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TurkeyBernd2021-06-20 21:31:34 · 5yNo. 116372reply
what are the possible consequences for upvoting a post for its poster? i marked your post as underrated, does that mean you're going to be our emperor soon?
SloveniaBernd2021-06-20 21:39:27 · 5yNo. 116373reply
CaliforniaBernd2021-06-21 00:20:07 · 5yNo. 116378reply
FinlandBernd2021-06-21 03:31:03 · 5yNo. 116381reply
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