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GermanyTime for a guessing game thread!Bernd2021-07-09 15:05:55 · 5yNo. 117202reply
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What is Bernd carrying here?
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GermanyBernd2021-07-10 02:15:33 · 5yNo. 117241reply
are you the american who hates me because i'm a stoner? (im not)
 
 
8 beers? yikes.
drinking beer is unbased af unless it tastes well (99% of beers dont). alcohol is a meme, the only alcoholic drink i'd ever touch is the french apple cider because its taste is just god tier.
it ruins your brain and body and its not even fun to be drunk.
CanadaBernd2021-07-10 02:18:39 · 5yNo. 117242reply
I don't hate you
 
I remember I was shitposting on old KC and listening to Wagner then I remember banging on a bolice cars window from the back and then going in the ambulance :DDDD
 
Agree on algohol
GermanyBernd2021-07-10 02:22:23 · 5yNo. 117244reply
lmao
 
nice music taste too, wagner is epic
AustriaBernd2021-07-10 07:07:38 · 5yNo. 117252reply
Nice, just recently walked by a park in which I would consoom some homegrown Haitians or whatever that shroom breed was called with 2 friends and gf 15 years ago, gave me pleasant memories.
Luckily they were dosed just a little on the light side, so we all had a great time with still being mostly clear of mind. Back then I also found my totem animal to be the vulture, as I was pretty much sure to be a vulture while high.
Also had to smile when I saw that round boulder again, that transformed into some kind of lava beetle back then.
Interesting experience.
NorwayBernd2021-07-09 09:06:26 · 5yNo. 117195reply
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Is there a reason why mediæval french & english & spanish sound so cool compared to modern languages? Is it just nostalgia?
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NorwayBernd2021-07-09 10:54:51 · 5yNo. 117197reply
Oh shit!
NorwayBernd2021-07-09 10:59:50 · 5yNo. 117198reply
Basically any western mediæval language is cool as hell. It's a mystery.
BrazilBernd2021-07-09 23:32:03 · 5yNo. 117233reply
Galician is the one and trve medieval language
 
MoscowBernd2021-07-10 03:55:46 · 5yNo. 117246reply
old / "archaic" russian is good
 
because modernity is gay
United StatesBernd2021-07-09 21:24:31 · 5yNo. 117228reply
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Me on the right
New ZealandBernd2021-07-09 21:35:05 · 5yNo. 117229reply
At least the hallucinations make the day interesting.
BrazilBernd2021-07-09 23:27:30 · 5yNo. 117232reply
take your meds
CanadaBernd2021-07-10 00:57:54 · 5yNo. 117235reply
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GermanyBernd2021-07-06 22:31:11 · 5yNo. 117101reply
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I found out today that Cylons weren't designed by humans. I must share that with Bernd.
GermanyBernd2021-07-06 22:33:07 · 5yNo. 117102reply
cylon whats that
GermanyBernd2021-07-06 22:35:42 · 5yNo. 117103reply
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A killer toaster.
EcuadorBernd2021-07-09 15:15:29 · 5yNo. 117204reply
Depends on which Galactica you mean. In the original, true, they were made by some reptilian aliens and killed them first before coming for the humans. In the 2003 reboot they were made by humans from Caprica.
United Statescapitol riotsBernd2021-07-08 04:03:41 · 5yNo. 117137reply
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Is anyone else tired of hearing about this shit? I'm not even a Trump fan but I'm sick of all the coverage about this incident six months after the fact.
FinlandBernd2021-07-08 06:21:51 · 5yNo. 117142reply
Haven't seen any coverage in months
t. only BBC and Bloomberg for English news reader
NorwayBernd2021-07-08 06:44:07 · 5yNo. 117144reply
Yanks overreact to everything.
New ZealandBernd2021-07-08 07:04:44 · 5yNo. 117145reply
I can understand the importance of denouncing radicalism threatening your so called democracy and leaving its proponents of the current system scared. Thankfully no I haven't heard nothing about it since it happened.
EcuadorBernd2021-07-09 15:12:18 · 5yNo. 117203reply
Most of us aren't American and our news only talked about this when it happened, so no, most of us aren't tired of it.
NorwayBernd2021-07-02 22:00:37 · 5yNo. 116911reply
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I looked outside at the spider web on my window. The web is almost invisible which is quite strange. The spider living there is bigger than when I last saw it. I don't believe it has caught much prey lately so how is it growing larger? Will it one day be stronger than me? What a frightening thought.
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NorwayBernd2021-07-03 06:23:33 · 5yNo. 116915reply
Well no not here. The australian ones could probably defeat me in one on one combat.
BrazilBernd2021-07-03 16:27:41 · 5yNo. 116937reply
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Throw some big ants to its web. Firstly, it's fun to see the spider spring into the big ant incredibly fast. Secondly, you'll make friends with it and it won't eat you
NorwayBernd2021-07-08 11:29:14 · 5yNo. 117151reply
Spiderbro fixed it's web a lot last night. It really cleaned up the place and now it's a very nice pattern. I measured the spiderweb and it's about 37cm high across the window glass.
 
 
I really don't know how much food it catches, I hope it's not hungry. If I wanted to feed it ants I'd need to do so in the evenings I believe.
New ZealandBernd2021-07-09 07:10:27 · 5yNo. 117189reply
Many spoiders can go months without feeding.
t.spider export
NorwayBernd2021-07-08 11:25:46 · 5yNo. 117150reply
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The big search engines are becoming so shitty, confusing, plenty of ads and censorship. The obscure ones like Ecosia and Duckduckgo aren't even bad anymore in comparison. I remember when searching in norwegian was almost impossible.
GermanyBernd2021-07-08 11:38:19 · 5yNo. 117152reply
I use duckduckgo since two years already.
NorwayBernd2021-07-08 11:51:16 · 5yNo. 117153reply
As expected tbh.
SloveniaBernd2021-07-08 13:05:54 · 5yNo. 117158reply
There's so many terms you can't search in google anymore at all because all the results will be ads. Often results will be some Disney/Marvel bullshit that happens to share name with something you wanted to search for.
New ZealandBernd2021-07-09 06:46:53 · 5yNo. 117187reply
I'm a fan of searx.
United StatesBernd2021-06-27 18:49:17 · 5yNo. 116722reply
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How do I shut down KC permanently?
Should I make a manifesto for a shooter? That will get the feds on their ass.
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NetherlandsBernd2021-06-30 20:57:06 · 5yNo. 116842reply
>most imageboards are slower than they were years ago
 
 
Who would have thought that without Breitbarts propaganda machine they would be slow
FinlandBernd2021-07-08 19:26:47 · 5yNo. 117168reply
It's because of Discord mo like
SloveniaBernd2021-07-08 20:57:45 · 5yNo. 117173reply
not sure if I should be glad that dicksore is filtering out zoomers of imageboards or smh at nonces grooming ops there
TurkeyBernd2021-07-08 23:28:24 · 5yNo. 117181reply
discord mo?
GermanyBernd2021-07-06 08:01:07 · 5yNo. 117060reply
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I just pissed into a flask to avoid having to talk to the housecleaner outside my room.
 
r8
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BavariaBernd2021-07-08 11:17:44 · 5yNo. 117149reply
Why?
GermanyBernd2021-07-08 15:57:15 · 5yNo. 117161reply
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>pissed into a flask to avoid having to talk to the housecleaner
 
>Imagine cleaning your kitchen yourself
 
>i am 22
 
Do you wipe your ass yourself?
GermanyBernd2021-07-08 16:02:36 · 5yNo. 117163reply
i wish i had a cute house maid who did it for me
GermanyBernd2021-07-08 23:26:04 · 5yNo. 117180reply
Why?
GermanyChina is becoming first world!!1!Bernd2021-07-06 20:14:41 · 5yNo. 117090reply
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FinlandBernd2021-07-07 10:01:04 · 5yNo. 117123reply
I bet most of them know how to bypass it
FinlandBernd2021-07-07 10:01:41 · 5yNo. 117124reply
It's easier when you're not the only one
t. codependence pro
New ZealandBernd2021-07-08 05:30:48 · 5yNo. 117139reply
Many gomos in China and they're being cracked like nuts by the government.
SloveniaBernd2021-07-08 08:46:36 · 5yNo. 117147reply
tbcfhwyh the same would be true for USA had they not lowered the bar dramatically recently
 
China should just make a gomo-only army, ez
United StatesBernd2021-07-06 12:59:24 · 5yNo. 117071reply
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Does anyone have the video of Nakita trying to open his chicken account?
GermanyBernd2021-07-06 13:26:07 · 5yNo. 117073reply
I hate these YouTube "meme" creators with their giant watermarks.
Finlandsomething's wrong manBernd2021-07-06 19:00:59 · 5yNo. 117085reply
why do wojak's schizo meds make him have delusions?
MoscowBernd2021-07-06 21:08:48 · 5yNo. 117097reply
this?
CanadaBernd2021-07-07 12:43:33 · 5yNo. 117128reply
Yes. Ty
GermanyBernd2021-07-03 14:09:16 · 5yNo. 116924reply
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Why do low effort posts live so long? I always try to add context, food for thought and some questions to my posts to get a conversation going.
But the posts sticking around for months are mostly single sentence of random bullshit.
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SloveniaBernd2021-07-04 11:09:14 · 5yNo. 116972reply
inaccurate on both accounts, you need to count the morae, not syllables
 
whåt if wi-i wra-it (6)
ev-ri po-ust in ha-i-ku (8)
män-i sač ke-is-iz (6)
 
>the posts sticking around for months
It's a slow board.
 
I'm cheating here somewhat since that threda was posted ons /b/ insteda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NorwayBernd2021-07-04 12:34:49 · 5yNo. 116973reply
>you need to count the morae
That's too much work. My IQ is not 9001.
FinlandBernd2021-07-06 19:04:06 · 5yNo. 117086reply
Interessang! I had never heard of this concept before. Is there ever a situation in which a mora has more than one vowel?
SloveniaBernd2021-07-06 19:26:01 · 5yNo. 117088reply
old english diphthongs (io, eo, ea) could be either short or long, and when short both vowels were a single mora
 
I'd note that syllables coda (consonants after the vowel) are traditionally considered an additional mora counting towards weight of syllables, but I'm not exactly sure if this holds true for modern english where syllable structure is coda-heavy
final R however behaves in english like forming rhotic "diphthongs" – they do become tense vowels in non-rhotic dialects like british
CanadaBernd2021-07-05 22:27:04 · 5yNo. 117046reply
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What would the world be like if everyone in the world was Ukrainian? Would we colonize the galaxy?
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United StatesBernd2021-07-06 04:32:24 · 5yNo. 117053reply
This is very humorous.
BrazilBernd2021-07-06 04:46:42 · 5yNo. 117054reply
possibly hungrier
New ZealandBernd2021-07-06 05:08:57 · 5yNo. 117055reply
possibly without neighbours
CanadaBernd2021-07-06 19:10:58 · 5yNo. 117087reply
I haven't been here since about 2010, maybe it's you who was new all along
GermanyBernd2021-07-03 14:06:10 · 5yNo. 116923reply
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You guys are probably dying to learn that I re-measured my cock yesterday, this time pressing the ruler down to the bone as required for official measurings. Turns out I'm not a 15cm cuck but a 16cm bull! Then today I went on a Tinder date and after 20 min of walking the woman said that it doesn't really click with me but I'm a nice guy, have a nice day, yada, yada, yada, and then she turned 360° and walked away. That bitch doesn't even know what she's missing...
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GermanyBernd2021-07-06 17:14:05 · 5yNo. 117080reply
Well, I already have another date tomorrow with a woman who seems kind of cute and funny. I even have another match in the pipeline, a semi-attractive nigress that I wouldn't rule out a date with. Weird, I don't usually have more than one option at a time... such excitening times I wonder how I will mess up domorrow haha :---DDDD
 
>I like myself a lot now and I am able to find people that are worth spending time with and create deep friendships with them irl.
>but in the relationship that I sadly destroyed due to 404 XP I already learned a lot
kein/10 - and that's actually a good thing, you know? I said "no offense" because you act as if being a Bernd was desirable. Enjoy it, you don't seem to be too bad a person for a kein.
GermanyBernd2021-07-06 17:56:55 · 5yNo. 117083reply
tinderfag calling me a kein :DDD
FinlandBernd2021-07-06 18:57:32 · 5yNo. 117084reply
You are probably dying to learn that I hid this gross ass bydlo thread
GermanyBernd2021-07-06 19:51:10 · 5yNo. 117089sagereply
bydlo = good
Bydlo-free boards are either dead or ernst.
But suit yourself and thanks for the bump.
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